Apparently sex is the best exercise.On some drunken night in the summer I had bought the "INSANITY" workout thingy off of some late night infomercial after watching a marathon of "Zane's Sex Chronicles". I would try to do it once in a while but I could never stick with it (I would usually end up rubbing one out to chicks working out) Now once the 22 YO came (no pun intended) into my life this winter, I started doing the INSANITY workout more regularly figuring that anything I can do to improve myself will help to let me continue doing things with her before she realizes that I'm a waste of her time. After a few months of doing the workouts somewhat regularly, many people have commented to me about how I've lost weight and looked good (this would be people in real life that are complimenting me, note none of you jerk-faces have said anything, not even Thorn) I've probably lost about 18 pounds or so and have toned up some and alot of my clothes are almost too big now. So last week due to work and seeing the 22 YO more than usual, I didn't do the INSANITY workouts at all and I ate like pig. I was figuring I probably gained a few pounds back. I checked the scale at my mother's house the other day and noticed I lost another 6 pounds. The only physical activity I had was a ridiculous amount of sex with the 22 YO over the weekend. There was a lot of sex in different positions, and I was a machine. You know how an athlete goes into the "zone"? That was me in the bedroom. Maybe I can write a book about losing weight via sex? Maybe make an infomercial? How about this for a title: "DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE GYM.. STAY IN BED AND GET SLIM". And yes there will be a discount for GMTAN members.