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A couple of times a year or so we have an "all-hands" meeting of our department, at which all 60 or so of us get together usually for some boring presentations, often followed either by a team-building exercise, a community service program, or a "fun" event. We have such a meeting on Friday.Just found out our "fun" event is that we'll all play disc golf. :mellow:
bring weed
Yeah that too.
 
A couple of times a year or so we have an "all-hands" meeting of our department, at which all 60 or so of us get together usually for some boring presentations, often followed either by a team-building exercise, a community service program, or a "fun" event. We have such a meeting on Friday.Just found out our "fun" event is that we'll all play disc golf. :mellow:
bring weed
Yeah that too.
Seeing as I can't bring booze, and I wouldn't even know where to get weed, schtick ideas are accepted instead.
 
A couple of times a year or so we have an "all-hands" meeting of our department, at which all 60 or so of us get together usually for some boring presentations, often followed either by a team-building exercise, a community service program, or a "fun" event. We have such a meeting on Friday.Just found out our "fun" event is that we'll all play disc golf. :mellow:
damn...lucky you!
 
Did I mention to our Wisconsin friends and Minnesota foes that I will be attending the next two rounds of NCAAs in Boston?
Nice. Should be good games :thumbup:
Anything more on the Keys disappearance? Apparently he deleted me from facebook too and got a new phone number :unsure:
Wow, I was going to suggest that either you or stryker might have some idea what is going on with him.
:shrug: I got DF'd as well, and haven't gotten a PM back since Secret Santa.Hope he's ok. Didn't he go AWOL a while back when he had some women troubles?
 
Isn't Keys a Mizzou honk? Maybe he had a premonition.

Is WeatherChat activated? We're in our Three Good Weeks of Spring down here.

 
A couple of times a year or so we have an "all-hands" meeting of our department, at which all 60 or so of us get together usually for some boring presentations, often followed either by a team-building exercise, a community service program, or a "fun" event. We have such a meeting on Friday.Just found out our "fun" event is that we'll all play disc golf. :mellow:
There there.
 
Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.

 
Also, hi everyone. I'm going to my first ever academic conference at the end of the month. I've managed to avoid these things for years, but now I'm getting all serious bizness.

I also recently purchased a package of Roman candles.

It'd be a lot cooler if those two comments were related.

 
A couple of times a year or so we have an "all-hands" meeting of our department, at which all 60 or so of us get together usually for some boring presentations, often followed either by a team-building exercise, a community service program, or a "fun" event. We have such a meeting on Friday.Just found out our "fun" event is that we'll all play disc golf. :mellow:
bring weed
Yeah that too.
Seeing as I can't bring booze, and I wouldn't even know where to get weed, schtick ideas are accepted instead.
Don't worry. Once you step on the disc golf course you'll know where to get weed.
 
Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
Yeah, who did you Smoo again? Some fantasy football league?
It was Brit, and if Brit wasn't as nice as he is, PN would be dead.
Oh yeah, I remember that. My notebook sucks since we had the kids.I do know the plot of every episode of Dora the Explorer in case that comes in handy.

 
Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
Yeah, who did you Smoo again? Some fantasy football league?
It was Brit, and if Brit wasn't as nice as he is, PN would be dead.
Oh yeah, I remember that. My notebook sucks since we had the kids.I do know the plot of every episode of Dora the Explorer in case that comes in handy.
I'm more of a Maraka fan.
 
Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
OK, I've been pretty patient and nice about the whole "he didn't send the gift" thing, but that kid is whacked. :loco:
 
Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
OK, I've been pretty patient and nice about the whole "he didn't send the gift" thing, but that kid is whacked. :loco:
I still say I either accidentally poisoned him, or he had a life changing experience. There's no way he disconnected from the internet because he forget to send the cool girl her gift. Makes no sense.
 
Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
Yeah, who did you Smoo again? Some fantasy football league?
It was Brit, and if Brit wasn't as nice as he is, PN would be dead.
Oh yeah, I remember that. My notebook sucks since we had the kids.I do know the plot of every episode of Dora the Explorer in case that comes in handy.
My ultraconservative older brother believes Dora is some pinko plot to destroy traditional American culture or something like that.
 
Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
OK, I've been pretty patient and nice about the whole "he didn't send the gift" thing, but that kid is whacked. :loco:
There's no way he disconnected from the internet because he forget to send the cool girl her gift.
You'd be surprised.
Shamed into leaving the internet? My gawd man. Could you imagine if Woz had this problem? He'd be living in a cave.
 
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Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
Yeah, who did you Smoo again? Some fantasy football league?
It was Brit, and if Brit wasn't as nice as he is, PN would be dead.
Oh yeah, I remember that. My notebook sucks since we had the kids.I do know the plot of every episode of Dora the Explorer in case that comes in handy.
My ultraconservative older brother believes Dora is some pinko plot to destroy traditional American culture or something like that.
I'm pretty sure my ultraconservative FIL believes the same. He points all the cartoony stuff out to our 2 year old. "JR, you know maps can't really talk. If you get in trouble, you can't just rely on a magic backpack. Monkeys can't be architects. etc. etc. etc." He never does it when Mickey Mouse or any other "safe" cracker show is on.
 
A couple of times a year or so we have an "all-hands" meeting of our department, at which all 60 or so of us get together usually for some boring presentations, often followed either by a team-building exercise, a community service program, or a "fun" event. We have such a meeting on Friday.Just found out our "fun" event is that we'll all play disc golf. :mellow:
bring weed
Yeah that too.
Seeing as I can't bring booze, and I wouldn't even know where to get weed, schtick ideas are accepted instead.
Don't worry. Once you step on the disc golf course you'll know where to get weed.
In Disc Golf, the weed finds you
 
Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
Yeah, who did you Smoo again? Some fantasy football league?
It was Brit, and if Brit wasn't as nice as he is, PN would be dead.
Oh yeah, I remember that. My notebook sucks since we had the kids.I do know the plot of every episode of Dora the Explorer in case that comes in handy.
My ultraconservative older brother believes Dora is some pinko plot to destroy traditional American culture or something like that.
I'm pretty sure my ultraconservative FIL believes the same. He points all the cartoony stuff out to our 2 year old. "JR, you know maps can't really talk. If you get in trouble, you can't just rely on a magic backpack. Monkeys can't be architects. etc. etc. etc." He never does it when Mickey Mouse or any other "safe" cracker show is on.
My brother's beef is that it is encouraging kids to learn Spanish. And this is the guy that took German in HS.
 
Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
Yeah, who did you Smoo again? Some fantasy football league?
It was Brit, and if Brit wasn't as nice as he is, PN would be dead.
Oh yeah, I remember that. My notebook sucks since we had the kids.I do know the plot of every episode of Dora the Explorer in case that comes in handy.
My ultraconservative older brother believes Dora is some pinko plot to destroy traditional American culture or something like that.
I'm pretty sure my ultraconservative FIL believes the same. He points all the cartoony stuff out to our 2 year old. "JR, you know maps can't really talk. If you get in trouble, you can't just rely on a magic backpack. Monkeys can't be architects. etc. etc. etc." He never does it when Mickey Mouse or any other "safe" cracker show is on.
My brother's beef is that it is encouraging kids to learn Spanish. And this is the guy that took German in HS.
Well, duh.
 
Oh yeah, I remember that. My notebook sucks since we had the kids.I do know the plot of every episode of Dora the Explorer in case that comes in handy.
My ultraconservative older brother believes Dora is some pinko plot to destroy traditional American culture or something like that.
I'm pretty sure my ultraconservative FIL believes the same. He points all the cartoony stuff out to our 2 year old. "JR, you know maps can't really talk. If you get in trouble, you can't just rely on a magic backpack. Monkeys can't be architects. etc. etc. etc." He never does it when Mickey Mouse or any other "safe" cracker show is on.
My brother's beef is that it is encouraging kids to learn Spanish. And this is the guy that took German in HS.
How does he feel about Ni Hao Kailan?
 
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My ultraconservative older brother believes Dora is some pinko plot to destroy traditional American culture or something like that.
:lmao: my wife's brother wouldn't let his girlfriends daughter watch because "the show makes kids believe they can survive on their own outdoors.. and encourages them to run away" :lmao:

 
Apparently sex is the best exercise.

On some drunken night in the summer I had bought the "INSANITY" workout thingy off of some late night infomercial after watching a marathon of "Zane's Sex Chronicles". I would try to do it once in a while but I could never stick with it (I would usually end up rubbing one out to chicks working out) Now once the 22 YO came (no pun intended) into my life this winter, I started doing the INSANITY workout more regularly figuring that anything I can do to improve myself will help to let me continue doing things with her before she realizes that I'm a waste of her time. After a few months of doing the workouts somewhat regularly, many people have commented to me about how I've lost weight and looked good (this would be people in real life that are complimenting me, note none of you jerk-faces have said anything, not even Thorn) I've probably lost about 18 pounds or so and have toned up some and alot of my clothes are almost too big now.

So last week due to work and seeing the 22 YO more than usual, I didn't do the INSANITY workouts at all and I ate like pig. I was figuring I probably gained a few pounds back. I checked the scale at my mother's house the other day and noticed I lost another 6 pounds. The only physical activity I had was a ridiculous amount of sex with the 22 YO over the weekend. There was a lot of sex in different positions, and I was a machine. You know how an athlete goes into the "zone"? That was me in the bedroom. Maybe I can write a book about losing weight via sex? Maybe make an infomercial? How about this for a title: "DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE GYM.. STAY IN BED AND GET SLIM". And yes there will be a discount for GMTAN members.

 
Blood clots are significantly more scary than asteroids, jesus induced apocolypse and Ham's Bird Flu pandemic that was going to wipe us all out. How do you prevent something like a blood clot???
Just out of nowhere too. I'm good friends with a number of my clients but not so much with her. She became GF's with one of the gals in the office though that is just a mess. You also misspelled hemorrhoid.
He must really hate Secret Santa.
Maybe he thought it was hide-n-go-seek-ret-santa?
 
Apparently sex is the best exercise.On some drunken night in the summer I had bought the "INSANITY" workout thingy off of some late night infomercial after watching a marathon of "Zane's Sex Chronicles". I would try to do it once in a while but I could never stick with it (I would usually end up rubbing one out to chicks working out) Now once the 22 YO came (no pun intended) into my life this winter, I started doing the INSANITY workout more regularly figuring that anything I can do to improve myself will help to let me continue doing things with her before she realizes that I'm a waste of her time. After a few months of doing the workouts somewhat regularly, many people have commented to me about how I've lost weight and looked good (this would be people in real life that are complimenting me, note none of you jerk-faces have said anything, not even Thorn) I've probably lost about 18 pounds or so and have toned up some and alot of my clothes are almost too big now. So last week due to work and seeing the 22 YO more than usual, I didn't do the INSANITY workouts at all and I ate like pig. I was figuring I probably gained a few pounds back. I checked the scale at my mother's house the other day and noticed I lost another 6 pounds. The only physical activity I had was a ridiculous amount of sex with the 22 YO over the weekend. There was a lot of sex in different positions, and I was a machine. You know how an athlete goes into the "zone"? That was me in the bedroom. Maybe I can write a book about losing weight via sex? Maybe make an infomercial? How about this for a title: "DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE GYM.. STAY IN BED AND GET SLIM". And yes there will be a discount for GMTAN members.
If you can make it rhyme, charge an extra dime.
 
Apparently sex is the best exercise.On some drunken night in the summer I had bought the "INSANITY" workout thingy off of some late night infomercial after watching a marathon of "Zane's Sex Chronicles". I would try to do it once in a while but I could never stick with it (I would usually end up rubbing one out to chicks working out) Now once the 22 YO came (no pun intended) into my life this winter, I started doing the INSANITY workout more regularly figuring that anything I can do to improve myself will help to let me continue doing things with her before she realizes that I'm a waste of her time. After a few months of doing the workouts somewhat regularly, many people have commented to me about how I've lost weight and looked good (this would be people in real life that are complimenting me, note none of you jerk-faces have said anything, not even Thorn) I've probably lost about 18 pounds or so and have toned up some and alot of my clothes are almost too big now. So last week due to work and seeing the 22 YO more than usual, I didn't do the INSANITY workouts at all and I ate like pig. I was figuring I probably gained a few pounds back. I checked the scale at my mother's house the other day and noticed I lost another 6 pounds. The only physical activity I had was a ridiculous amount of sex with the 22 YO over the weekend. There was a lot of sex in different positions, and I was a machine. You know how an athlete goes into the "zone"? That was me in the bedroom. Maybe I can write a book about losing weight via sex? Maybe make an infomercial? How about this for a title: "DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE GYM.. STAY IN BED AND GET SLIM". And yes there will be a discount for GMTAN members.
If you can make it rhyme, charge an extra dime.
I think I found my VP of Marketing. Welcome to "Gadzooks Sexercise Enterprises", please fill out your paperwork with my Human Resources Director, Mr. Homer J Simpson.
 
I have a ton of stuff to do at work and no desire to do anything work related. Can anyone give me a pep talk and get me motivated to do some work? If not, we haven't had a good sharting story here in a while.

 
My ultraconservative older brother believes Dora is some pinko plot to destroy traditional American culture or something like that.
:lmao: my wife's brother wouldn't let his girlfriends daughter watch because "the show makes kids believe they can survive on their own outdoors.. and encourages them to run away" :lmao:
:lmao: That is awesome. I'm smelling a "Fictitious Reasons Why You Won't Let Your Kid Watch ________" thread.

 
'Gadzooks said:
'jplvr said:
Apparently sex is the best exercise.On some drunken night in the summer I had bought the "INSANITY" workout thingy off of some late night infomercial after watching a marathon of "Zane's Sex Chronicles". I would try to do it once in a while but I could never stick with it (I would usually end up rubbing one out to chicks working out) Now once the 22 YO came (no pun intended) into my life this winter, I started doing the INSANITY workout more regularly figuring that anything I can do to improve myself will help to let me continue doing things with her before she realizes that I'm a waste of her time. After a few months of doing the workouts somewhat regularly, many people have commented to me about how I've lost weight and looked good (this would be people in real life that are complimenting me, note none of you jerk-faces have said anything, not even Thorn) I've probably lost about 18 pounds or so and have toned up some and alot of my clothes are almost too big now. So last week due to work and seeing the 22 YO more than usual, I didn't do the INSANITY workouts at all and I ate like pig. I was figuring I probably gained a few pounds back. I checked the scale at my mother's house the other day and noticed I lost another 6 pounds. The only physical activity I had was a ridiculous amount of sex with the 22 YO over the weekend. There was a lot of sex in different positions, and I was a machine. You know how an athlete goes into the "zone"? That was me in the bedroom. Maybe I can write a book about losing weight via sex? Maybe make an infomercial? How about this for a title: "DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE GYM.. STAY IN BED AND GET SLIM". And yes there will be a discount for GMTAN members.
If you can make it rhyme, charge an extra dime.
I think I found my VP of Marketing. Welcome to "Gadzooks Sexercise Enterprises", please fill out your paperwork with my Human Resources Director, Mr. Homer J Simpson.
I don't work on Fridays. But I will be looking forward to implementing our internship program for high school cheerleaders. Also, I'll need a designated napping area, withprivacy being very important.
 
At my first game as coach of my daughter's soccer team. I didn't have a chance to call GM, but I'm channeling my inner GM by rocking' the visor
Ata boy. Sharks and Minnows is your best friend at this age group. :thumbup: Another 2 hour baseball practice in the 38 degree slop fest that is Oregon Spring 2012. :thumbdown: I'm ready to move.
School postponed for 2 hours, power went out and is still out in our town house. Oregon drivers suck normally; add a little snow and it's like driving in the parking lot of a retirement home for Asian women over the age of 75. I think I invented some new swear words this morning on my commute into the office.Well at least my stock portfolio is on fire. Got that going for me. :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: Maybe my body can work up some painful diahreah later or perhaps catch some sort of flu bug.I'm going to punch an endangered sea turtle in the stomach this weekend.
 
That's pretty sweet. :thumbup:
Thanks GB. :thumbup:
'Marvin said:
This is how lazy I am. I would have said "screw the path. I'll just put that bench in the backyard proper. WA-LA."
I was like a caged animal in February with the no booze thing. I needed to keep busy and had a ton of energy/aggression/tension to burn off. Not to mention all of those stones and stuff that were just laying around.
Nice work.What do you see from your bench in the woods on a path?
I'm going to say "trees".
:lmao: :lmao: Thanks GB WG. :thumbup: There is a creek farther down the hill but yeah, lots of trees. All of the sounds are really cool and it is still early spring so it was relatively quiet last night. The thing I think I really like it the proximately to dozens of bathrooms and the fact that it is far enough away from the house that my wife can't yell at me to help her with something. Like kids.
 
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Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
Yeah, who did you Smoo again? Some fantasy football league?
It was Brit, and if Brit wasn't as nice as he is, PN would be dead.
Brit IS rather nice. Even when he trades me Yao Ming and his credit card debt for LaMarcus Aldridge and all my sexual encounters, I accept with a gleeful smile and a feeling that Christ himself had just washed my feet. :mellow:
 
Seriously that looks pretty sweet.

Have you thought of building some sort of fort/club house for the boys out in those trees? Far enough away so it's not an eyesore but close enough so you can hear if they bring in a couple of stewardesses.

 
Can't even send Keys a message on facebook anymore. I of all people can understand screwing up this kind of thing and how embarrassing it is, but damn.
Yeah, who did you Smoo again? Some fantasy football league?
It was Brit, and if Brit wasn't as nice as he is, PN would be dead.
Oh yeah, I remember that. My notebook sucks since we had the kids.I do know the plot of every episode of Dora the Explorer in case that comes in handy.
My ultraconservative older brother believes Dora is some pinko plot to destroy traditional American culture or something like that.
I'm pretty sure my ultraconservative FIL believes the same. He points all the cartoony stuff out to our 2 year old. "JR, you know maps can't really talk. If you get in trouble, you can't just rely on a magic backpack. Monkeys can't be architects. etc. etc. etc." He never does it when Mickey Mouse or any other "safe" cracker show is on.
My brother's beef is that it is encouraging kids to learn Spanish. And this is the guy that took German in HS.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 

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