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Just had a lunch date with a smokin hot chick. Way older than my normal fare...she's practically an octogenarian. And by that I mean she's 31.

Cool as hell, absolutely hilarious, easy on the eyes, silly good body...and has an 8 year old son. :kicksrock:

Damn.
http://i119.photobuc...er/6ec5da55.jpghttp://i119.photobuc...er/06410fc2.jpg
Looks like there's a hint of crazy in those eyes
:pickle:
 
K4 here, not signing out of Mr. krista's account as I'm sleepy. We're in Granada and have closed on our second house here, discovering the following:

1. Our new house smells like old, sad man.

2. We have midgets living across the street.

I'll let you figure out which of those is :( and which is :excited:

 
dear lord I'm drunk. I jumped naked into my friend's pond on a dare, and then won about $50 playing poker blind drunk. got a call while this was all happening from a 25 year old redhead that I thought I was done with asking to see me tonight. by the time I was able to figure out a reply she was home in bed, but we're having breakfast and bloody marys tomorrow.

so hammered this took about 10 minutes to type.

I may be in teh wrong thread.

 
Woke up with my sling wrapped around my neck. This is not the way I thought I'd die but c'est la vie.

 
'Guster said:
Just got back from my daughter's first soccer game. They lost 3-2 on a goal in the final minute. Oops, I mean everyone won, yay!We were supposed to play 7v7, but only had 6 girls show up. The other team had ~14 kids and kept doing substitutions. They had one girl who was so old, I'm pretty sure I saw her buying cigarettes at the gas station down the street before the game. Whenever their team had a free kick, that girl took it. Whenever they had a throw in, that girl took it. Whenever, ... Well, you get the point. Plus the coaches of the other team were kind of mean. That said, I couldn't be prouder of my team. Considering maybe 2 of the girls have any real talent and the fact that every girl played all 40 minutes, they did awesome. Heck, the other team was even substituting towards the end because their girls were tired, out of breath and cramping up, but my girls kept fighting to the final whistle. We get our best player back tomorrow - she was out of town today, so things are looking up. Oh, and GM - thanks for the tips. I was yelling in encouragement at the girls all game long and made sure to call them all by name. Heck, some of the time I was even just shouting at them to run around and have fun. :thumbup:
Way to go, coach!Have you gotten your Vuvuzella yet? :bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
Just had a lunch date with a smokin hot chick. Way older than my normal fare...she's practically an octogenarian. And by that I mean she's 31.

Cool as hell, absolutely hilarious, easy on the eyes, silly good body...and has an 8 year old son. :kicksrock:

Damn.
:no:
:yes:
:goodposting: She's hot. A little young for my tastes however.
Cool as hell, absolutely hilarious, easy on the eyes, silly good body
</> crazy. In fact, it probably increases the chances of crazy. We all have a bit of the crazy, guy.

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
Just had a lunch date with a smokin hot chick. Way older than my normal fare...she's practically an octogenarian. And by that I mean she's 31. Cool as hell, absolutely hilarious, easy on the eyes, silly good body...and has an 8 year old son. :kicksrock:Damn.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/6ec5da55.jpghttp://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/06410fc2.jpg
Would smash.
:goodposting:Plus, all of this beautiful weather is going to kill me.
 
I don't know what this bug is but I feel like I'm Tanner's age. Every joint hurts, every muscle aches. I've been on the couch all day - sober. It's awful.

 
dear lord I'm drunk. I jumped naked into my friend's pond on a dare, and then won about $50 playing poker blind drunk. got a call while this was all happening from a 25 year old redhead that I thought I was done with asking to see me tonight. by the time I was able to figure out a reply she was home in bed, but we're having breakfast and bloody marys tomorrow.so hammered this took about 10 minutes to type.I may be in teh wrong thread.
Woke up with my sling wrapped around my neck. This is not the way I thought I'd die but c'est la vie.
I wanna party with you guys!
 
I'm kind of feeling it, too.Was this a good thing to send to an offdee 9 via fb just now?

Julie it's not every day that I have someone's mom tell me to ask their daughter out. What do you think? I have Friday free.
 
In-laws coming into town for the week. Not sure how many of us can say this about our in-laws, but I'm looking forward to the visit. Wife's dad is a very cool guy. Mom's a little goofy, but very sweet and pretty cool in her own right. I just refuse to drive a car with her in it as a passenger. Keeps us on great terms.

Cleaning the house like mad. Hope it's the last time I ever have to scrub this townhouse again before we move out (I'll pay a pro to clean it then, though thanks to my wife's cat and his claw addiction to my carpeted stairs, I can kiss most of my security deposit goodbye :hot: ) for good in June. A nice 4.5 year run here with a lot of good times, but it's just too small for Numero Tres.

Weather sucks so bad here. Last month has been a bitter, awful, wet, miserable month save for a few nice days here and there. Anything but spring like. Might actually go to a movie in a theater today.

Ramble ramble ramble...

 
Only thing in my house with booze is gin and some red wine. Just not feeling either of those. If only there was a Korean Mart & Mail within walking distance...oh, wait. TA DA! :excited:

 
video poker? all that card counting prep going to waste?
He's got a system for video poker, too.
There is a profitable system for some video poker...
Yep. Bob Dancer's system but you have to find full-pay machines which are pretty scarce these days.
:goodposting: Big fan.
Happy Birthday Sac'O. Norville, congrats you dumb stupid *******?
April fools?
idontrano

 
absolultely NOTHING in the discount theaters for movies. I mean, I haven't even heard of most of these. Are these really movies?

Tinker Tailor Soldier

Chronicle

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

A Dangerous Method

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengance

:confused:

 
Hope it's the last time I ever have to scrub this townhouse again before we move out (I'll pay a pro to clean it then
they do this too? is protocol to go massage first here as well?
:lmao: Hey, if I'm gonna get a handjob from somebody other than me, I'd much prefer for them to clean my entire bathroom for the first 55 minutes vs. a crappy massage.
this reeks of business opportunity
 
Hey gang. The 7 month old may or may not have had some seizures this afternoon so we get to stay overnight at the childrens hospital. JR and I are at the house packing up for the trip and I'm slamming a couple Bud Lights to ease the stress (as the chemically dependent tend to do). Its probably nothing huge but thoprawishes would be appreciated

 
Hey gang. The 7 month old may or may not have had some seizures this afternoon so we get to stay overnight at the childrens hospital. JR and I are at the house packing up for the trip and I'm slamming a couple Bud Lights to ease the stress (as the chemically dependent tend to do). Its probably nothing huge but thoprawishes would be appreciated
glllllll bentley. hope it's nothing serious.
 
Hey gang. The 7 month old may or may not have had some seizures this afternoon so we get to stay overnight at the childrens hospital. JR and I are at the house packing up for the trip and I'm slamming a couple Bud Lights to ease the stress (as the chemically dependent tend to do). Its probably nothing huge but thoprawishes would be appreciated
Sorry man. Cant imagine seeing a lil guy/gal go through that. TPW sent.
 

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