GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

Did cos just call his wife a bag? She seemed nice.

BAGGAGE

She is very nice. To you. Sometimes me.

 

[krista4]

How much coin does Chem X have? A house in Italy?

Just watched. A budget of only $150k. Really awesome episode. ETA: should clarify that the word "only" wasn't to imply it was little money, only that it was little money compared to what most people think a place in Italy might cost. Umbria is beautiful and still relatively affordable.

 

[HighBeams]

Fun times tonight. Li'l one woke up about an hour ago feeling quite ill and now Miss just woke up and ran to the bathroom. Work should be fun tomorrow.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Everybody must be watching baseball or something.

I busted my tail today so I can take off for opening day tomorrow. Now I'm caught up and bored.

you mean the 5th day of baseball?

Not for my team, jerkface

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Roger the Alien: I've pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Roger at a Liquor Store at Christmas: Pardon me, sir. I'm what you might call an "advanced drinker" and I've been having a dickens of a time concocting an egg nog that provides the certain...heady tingle that I require.

 

[No. 16]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?

My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".

I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

 

[Guster]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Ok, now I'm convinced that this is all just shtick

 

[HighBeams]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Ok, now I'm convinced that this is all just shtick

We're supposed to be more supportive when people "out" themselves on the internet.You go, No. 16 guy...you be the best No. 16 guy you can be.

 

[bryhamm]

my collective opening day fantasy BA is: .0263

not .263, but .0263

:joet:

You got Matt Holliday too?

 

[bryhamm]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Jesus Christ. Just fu##ing cut off your balls already.

 

[Tiger Fan]

my collective opening day fantasy BA is: .0263

not .263, but .0263

:joet:

You got Matt Holliday too?

no but my guys went a collective 0-18 in that 16 inning game yesterday

 

[Disco Stu]

hamburger rage.

band name

I prefer Hamburger Rape.

 

[urbanhack]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivito_%28sandwich%29

 

[Disco Stu]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

You should probably send him flowers with a nice card attached.

 

[JaxBill]

Thinking today is a health day since I'm still hung over from the Sweetwater 420's on tap at Happy Hour yesterday.

 

[Stoneys]

Tomorrow is National Beer Day. Why is this not a more recognized holiday???

 

[BigJohn]

Tomorrow is National Beer Day. Why is this not a more recognized holiday???

Why do you need a holiday to celebrate beer?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivito_%28sandwich%29

OMG wantJust came here to post this. Any of you Chicago guys going?

 

[Hawks64]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivito_%28sandwich%29

OMG wantJust came here to post this. Any of you Chicago guys going?

Sold out though

 

[Jeff Vader]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivito_%28sandwich%29

WANT.

 

[urbanhack]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivito_%28sandwich%29

WANT.

I had two of them. They are as good as they look. Might have to open a Chivito food truck here in Chicago.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivito_%28sandwich%29

WANT.

I had two of them. They are as good as they look. Might have to open a Chivito food truck here in Chicago.

How much did one run you? I'd think the filet mignon would run costs out of the "food truck" range.

 

[urbanhack]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivito_%28sandwich%29

WANT.

I had two of them. They are as good as they look. Might have to open a Chivito food truck here in Chicago.

How much did one run you? I'd think the filet mignon would run costs out of the "food truck" range.

150 Uruguayan pesos. ($7)Not sure everyone used filets. it was just "regular" steak.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivito_%28sandwich%29

WANT.

I had two of them. They are as good as they look. Might have to open a Chivito food truck here in Chicago.

How much did one run you? I'd think the filet mignon would run costs out of the "food truck" range.

150 Uruguayan pesos. ($7)Not sure everyone used filets. it was just "regular" steak.

Start up the truck. I'll come out to split the hours with you. We can call it Cool & Crazy's Chivitos. :millionaires:

 

[Mr.Pack]

OK, I'm going to post this here as I had no luck in the FFA.........

I'm looking for a nice Resume Template.

I have found many templates but not sure what is the best to use. I know there are some recruiters here at FBG and just wondering what you think is best.

Also, is there a different type you would use for a college student who doesn't have much experience?

A little help please?

 

[No. 16]

Let's please forget the last post I posted happened. Drunk thoughts are bad.

 

[YSR]

OK, I'm going to post this here as I had no luck in the FFA.........I'm looking for a nice Resume Template.I have found many templates but not sure what is the best to use. I know there are some recruiters here at FBG and just wondering what you think is best.Also, is there a different type you would use for a college student who doesn't have much experience?A little help please?

I had mine looked at by a resume writing service and they thought it looked nice. I'll be happy to email it to you, with the caveat that I am still looking for gainful employment, so YMMV.Your FB email a good one to use?

 

[Thorn]

Word of warning: if a friend had her boyfriend break up with her, don't offer an all-expenses-paid trip to Nicaragua to "cheer her up" when you're going there for business (or otherwise). :(

Point her at a big bottle of Flor de Cana and tell her dinner is at ten.

We mostly tried to do this, through the tears.Bigger issue than the tears was the fact that someone could come to Nicaragua for three days with three suitcases, none of which contained bug spray or sunscreen. I've found that my enjoyment of anyone's company on a trip is inversely proportional to the amount of luggage they bring.

I had a week-long vacation in San Diego recently with just a knapsack.

 

[Thorn]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Dear lord.

 

[Gadzooks]

Let's please forget the last post I posted happened. Drunk thoughts are bad.

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Dear lord.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

OK, I'm going to post this here as I had no luck in the FFA.........I'm looking for a nice Resume Template.I have found many templates but not sure what is the best to use. I know there are some recruiters here at FBG and just wondering what you think is best.Also, is there a different type you would use for a college student who doesn't have much experience?A little help please?

I nominate Gadzooks to writ it for you.

 

[Tiger Fan]

OK, I'm going to post this here as I had no luck in the FFA.........I'm looking for a nice Resume Template.I have found many templates but not sure what is the best to use. I know there are some recruiters here at FBG and just wondering what you think is best.Also, is there a different type you would use for a college student who doesn't have much experience?A little help please?

I review college student's resume's all the time. Keep it simple and organized (no more than one page).http://financial-news-today.blogspot.com/2012/03/functional-resume-templates-2012.htmlThe link above as some pretty good sample (not necessarily templates though)...but you should be able to copy with no issue. What is your daughter using it specifically for?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Let's please forget the last post I posted happened. Drunk thoughts are bad.

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Dear lord.

and my reply to No 16 was deleted. I give up. I'll see you guys later.

 

[Thorn]

Let's please forget the last post I posted happened. Drunk thoughts are bad.

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Dear lord.

and my reply to No 16 was deleted. I give up. I'll see you guys later.

Bob, wait

 

[urbanhack]

Let's please forget the last post I posted happened. Drunk thoughts are bad.

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Dear lord.

and my reply to No 16 was deleted. I give up. I'll see you guys later.

later

 

[cosjobs]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia...._%28sandwich%29

OMG wantJust came here to post this. Any of you Chicago guys going?

I had one of these at a little sports bar in north Austin a couple weeks ago, except it had a boneless short rib instead of the tenderloin and no olives. It did have the bacon and fried egg and other stuff and was called the national sandwich of Uraguay. It was awesome.

 

[cosjobs]

Let's please forget the last post I posted happened. Drunk thoughts are bad.

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Dear lord.

FYI 16, for future reference, you can count on the delete post button being more reliable than the benevolence of the GMTAN crew.

 

[No. 16]

Let's please forget the last post I posted happened. Drunk thoughts are bad.

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Dear lord.

FYI 16, for future reference, you can count on the delete post button being more reliable than the benevolence of the GMTAN crew.

Damage was done by the time I woke up and came to my senses.

 

[Mr.Pack]

OK, I'm going to post this here as I had no luck in the FFA.........

I'm looking for a nice Resume Template.

I have found many templates but not sure what is the best to use. I know there are some recruiters here at FBG and just wondering what you think is best.

Also, is there a different type you would use for a college student who doesn't have much experience?

A little help please?

I had mine looked at by a resume writing service and they thought it looked nice. I'll be happy to email it to you, with the caveat that I am still looking for gainful employment, so YMMV.

Your FB email a good one to use?

Yes it is.Thanks!

 

[Mr.Pack]

OK, I'm going to post this here as I had no luck in the FFA.........I'm looking for a nice Resume Template.I have found many templates but not sure what is the best to use. I know there are some recruiters here at FBG and just wondering what you think is best.Also, is there a different type you would use for a college student who doesn't have much experience?A little help please?

I nominate Gadzooks to writ it for you.

OK, I'm going to post this here as I had no luck in the FFA.........I'm looking for a nice Resume Template.I have found many templates but not sure what is the best to use. I know there are some recruiters here at FBG and just wondering what you think is best.Also, is there a different type you would use for a college student who doesn't have much experience?A little help please?

I review college student's resume's all the time. Keep it simple and organized (no more than one page).http://financial-news-today.blogspot.com/2012/03/functional-resume-templates-2012.htmlThe link above as some pretty good sample (not necessarily templates though)...but you should be able to copy with no issue. What is your daughter using it specifically for?

Thanks TF!

 

[Osaurus]

Be glad you don't have to do a CV. Those are novel size. Used to have one as a shovel bum back in the day.

 

[mr. furley]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

none of this, none of it, makes any sense

 

[Marvin]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

none of this, none of it, makes any sense

It makes perfect sense if you are a 14 year old girl.

 

[cosjobs]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

none of this, none of it, makes any sense

It makes perfect sense if you are a 14 year old girl.

explain it to the rest of us

 

[mr. furley]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

none of this, none of it, makes any sense

It makes perfect sense if you are a 14 year old girl.

explain it to the rest of us

zing

 

[Marvin]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

none of this, none of it, makes any sense

It makes perfect sense if you are a 14 year old girl.

explain it to the rest of us

:sigh:Kylie told Alyssa that she was super busy with that dumb old test to hang out and watch Justin Bieber videos. But then Kylie texted Kennadee and Haleigh and Rilee and Savanah that she wanted to go to the mall. Turns out that Kylie had already taken the grody test and she just didn't want to hang out with Alyssa. Right?

 

[bostonfred]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

none of this, none of it, makes any sense

It makes perfect sense if you are a 14 year old girl.

Like the hunger games

 

[HighBeams]

Play time! Good chance I'll be shattered in the next few hours.

 

[No. 16]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

none of this, none of it, makes any sense

It makes perfect sense if you are a 14 year old girl.

explain it to the rest of us

:sigh:Kylie told Alyssa that she was super busy with that dumb old test to hang out and watch Justin Bieber videos. But then Kylie texted Kennadee and Haleigh and Rilee and Savanah that she wanted to go to the mall. Turns out that Kylie had already taken the grody test and she just didn't want to hang out with Alyssa. Right?

Can we please let this die and forget it even happened? Thanks.