GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Marvin]

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

none of this, none of it, makes any sense

It makes perfect sense if you are a 14 year old girl.

explain it to the rest of us

:sigh:Kylie told Alyssa that she was super busy with that dumb old test to hang out and watch Justin Bieber videos. But then Kylie texted Kennadee and Haleigh and Rilee and Savanah that she wanted to go to the mall. Turns out that Kylie had already taken the grody test and she just didn't want to hang out with Alyssa. Right?

Can we please let this die and forget it even happened? Thanks.

Not gonna happen, Brylee.

 

[shuke]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivito_%28sandwich%29

Fax me one.

 

[shuke]

Let's please forget the last post I posted happened. Drunk thoughts are bad.

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Dear lord.

and my reply to No 16 was deleted. I give up. I'll see you guys later.

later

 

[shuke]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia...._%28sandwich%29

OMG wantJust came here to post this. Any of you Chicago guys going?

I had one of these at a little sports bar in north Austin a couple weeks ago, except it had a boneless short rib instead of the tenderloin and no olives. It did have the bacon and fried egg and other stuff and was called the national sandwich of Uraguay. It was awesome.

Where?

 

[SofaKings]

So my MIL and FIL want to treat their whole family to a cruise for my FIL 80'th birthday next december. We got an email stating that they have booked a cruise on RCL for next xmas. Begins in Colon, Panama and out to Aruba, Bonaire, Cartegna and back. They booked a family suite. I think I want to go. I've heard a couple good things about Cartegna. On the flip side I have to deal with crazy ### SIL and her 5 yo obnoxious kid.

 

[kevzilla]

Play time! Good chance I'll be shattered in the next few hours.

Splattered all over ManhattanShadubee

 

[Mr.Pack]

OK, I'm going to post this here as I had no luck in the FFA.........

I'm looking for a nice Resume Template.

I have found many templates but not sure what is the best to use. I know there are some recruiters here at FBG and just wondering what you think is best.

Also, is there a different type you would use for a college student who doesn't have much experience?

A little help please?

I review college student's resume's all the time. Keep it simple and organized (no more than one page).http://financial-news-today.blogspot.com/2012/03/functional-resume-templates-2012.html

The link above as some pretty good sample (not necessarily templates though)...but you should be able to copy with no issue. What is your daughter using it specifically for?

sorry TF, I missed this as I was at work at the time I read your post.SHe is trying to get an internship at a music studio.

 

[bentley]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia...._%28sandwich%29

OMG wantJust came here to post this. Any of you Chicago guys going?

I had one of these at a little sports bar in north Austin a couple weeks ago, except it had a boneless short rib instead of the tenderloin and no olives. It did have the bacon and fried egg and other stuff and was called the national sandwich of Uraguay. It was awesome.

Where?

Seriously. Way to leave us hanging.I'm guessing Cover 3.

 

[Tiger Fan]

OK, I'm going to post this here as I had no luck in the FFA.........

I'm looking for a nice Resume Template.

I have found many templates but not sure what is the best to use. I know there are some recruiters here at FBG and just wondering what you think is best.

Also, is there a different type you would use for a college student who doesn't have much experience?

A little help please?

I review college student's resume's all the time. Keep it simple and organized (no more than one page).http://financial-news-today.blogspot.com/2012/03/functional-resume-templates-2012.html

The link above as some pretty good sample (not necessarily templates though)...but you should be able to copy with no issue. What is your daughter using it specifically for?

sorry TF, I missed this as I was at work at the time I read your post.SHe is trying to get an internship at a music studio.

NP. In addition to grades, I would emphasize anything extracirricular at all that she's done in college:
[*]Any type of work (paid or unpaid)

[*]Volunteer stuff

[*]Organizations (if any leadership/elected positions this is a plus)

I would assume that these types of internships are going to be unpaid and in demand (assuming b/c of the industry) so anything that will prove that she can handle multiple responsibilities with demonstrated success is a positive. I'd be glad to take a look at it when she's done with a draft. Just PM me.

 

[proninja]

Paul Goldschmidt could turn into my favorite jew this year

 

[Mr.Pack]

OK, I'm going to post this here as I had no luck in the FFA.........

I'm looking for a nice Resume Template.

I have found many templates but not sure what is the best to use. I know there are some recruiters here at FBG and just wondering what you think is best.

Also, is there a different type you would use for a college student who doesn't have much experience?

A little help please?

I review college student's resume's all the time. Keep it simple and organized (no more than one page).http://financial-news-today.blogspot.com/2012/03/functional-resume-templates-2012.html

The link above as some pretty good sample (not necessarily templates though)...but you should be able to copy with no issue. What is your daughter using it specifically for?

sorry TF, I missed this as I was at work at the time I read your post.SHe is trying to get an internship at a music studio.

NP. In addition to grades, I would emphasize anything extracirricular at all that she's done in college:
[*]Any type of work (paid or unpaid)

[*]Volunteer stuff

[*]Organizations (if any leadership/elected positions this is a plus)

I would assume that these types of internships are going to be unpaid and in demand (assuming b/c of the industry) so anything that will prove that she can handle multiple responsibilities with demonstrated success is a positive. I'd be glad to take a look at it when she's done with a draft. Just PM me.

Great info, thank you. I will pas this on to her!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Paul Goldschmidt could turn into my favorite jew this year

BEARJEW

 

[bentley]

Paul Goldschmidt could turn into my favorite jew this year

BEARJEW

Ian Kinsler scoffs at his Jewness.

 

[cosjobs]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia...._%28sandwich%29

OMG wantJust came here to post this. Any of you Chicago guys going?

I had one of these at a little sports bar in north Austin a couple weeks ago, except it had a boneless short rib instead of the tenderloin and no olives. It did have the bacon and fried egg and other stuff and was called the national sandwich of Uraguay. It was awesome.

Where?

Pretty sure its Spinners. Other than the sandwich, I don't really recommend it. Also- they usually have restaurant.com coupon. Its on I-35 North, Pflugerville I think. On the access road, southbound. Very open to the outside layout. Play country music in the background, sports on all the TVs.

 

[cosjobs]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia...._%28sandwich%29

OMG wantJust came here to post this. Any of you Chicago guys going?

I had one of these at a little sports bar in north Austin a couple weeks ago, except it had a boneless short rib instead of the tenderloin and no olives. It did have the bacon and fried egg and other stuff and was called the national sandwich of Uraguay. It was awesome.

Where?

Seriously. Way to leave us hanging.I'm guessing Cover 3.

That reminds me, thanks for getting your aquaponic neighbor in touch with me.

 

[commisholio]

Woohoo, caught up again. You go away for a few days and find yourself 30 pages behind. Thoprawishes for those going through tough times, and I look forward to checking out X in Umbria. Thanks to Osaurus for the CDs!

 

[shuke]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia...._%28sandwich%29

OMG wantJust came here to post this. Any of you Chicago guys going?

I had one of these at a little sports bar in north Austin a couple weeks ago, except it had a boneless short rib instead of the tenderloin and no olives. It did have the bacon and fried egg and other stuff and was called the national sandwich of Uraguay. It was awesome.

Where?

Pretty sure its Spinners. Other than the sandwich, I don't really recommend it. Also- they usually have restaurant.com coupon. Its on I-35 North, Pflugerville I think. On the access road, southbound. Very open to the outside layout. Play country music in the background, sports on all the TVs.

Sounds like a strip club.

 

[Sarnoff]

Hey Shuke>My link

Pics in the link, how hot on a scale of 1 to 10?

 

[shuke]

Hey Shuke>My link

Pics in the link, how hot on a scale of 1 to 10?

Oh my.

 

[Gadzooks]

Nothing quite like waking up and going thru my texts from last night.

* I'm not sure what worries me more: me texting about Vin Scully talking dirty to me or me texting "I'm rooting for Tanner's boners".

* I know Guster was probably with his new lady friend last night since there were no pornographic pics of his FWB or any pics of his feet.

* I think Homer sent a provacative picture of Oprah

* Apparently the biological father of Frosty's cute kid is the mailman

* I think YSR did something "dirty" in her heels?

* My cousin is NOT pregnant, it was an April fools joke (and unrelated to GMTAN texting)

What surprised me the most though, was getting a text from the 22 YO this morning that said: "Your 1 AM text was hilarious and made me so happy. Maybe you should listen to that Frosty from the internet". Apparently after drunkenly telling GMTAN texters that things were pretty much over with the 22 YO, Frosty sent me a mean-ish pep talk text calling me stupid and a dummy for giving up and that happy endings are possible. Apparently his Herb Brooks-esque speech inspired me to text 22 YO to inform her that things are NOT over and that Frosty from the internet would be the best man at our wedding (assuming she breaks up with her absentee boyfriend of course)

Also, Frosty agreed that I could marry his wife when he dies, which I thought was a kind gesture. (don't worry CatFish, I'm still taking the Hot Mrs. SLB when you finally kick the bucket too) Really don't remember anything else about last night, if not for the texts the whole night would be a huge blackout. Happy Easter

 

[mr. furley]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/oxfordcambridge-boat-race-halted-by-man-in-water-7626675.html

a swimmer in the water! unheard of!

 

[proninja]

Saw this while scanning the news this morning. I won't screw up everybody's fun in the new otis thread, but, well, here you go.

 

[Guster]

Nothing quite like waking up and going thru my texts from last night.

* I'm not sure what worries me more: me texting about Vin Scully talking dirty to me or me texting "I'm rooting for Tanner's boners".

* I know Guster was probably with his new lady friend last night since there were no pornographic pics of his FWB or any pics of his feet.

* I think Homer sent a provacative picture of Oprah

* Apparently the biological father of Frosty's cute kid is the mailman

* I think YSR did something "dirty" in her heels?

* My cousin is NOT pregnant, it was an April fools joke (and unrelated to GMTAN texting)

What surprised me the most though, was getting a text from the 22 YO this morning that said: "Your 1 AM text was hilarious and made me so happy. Maybe you should listen to that Frosty from the internet". Apparently after drunkenly telling GMTAN texters that things were pretty much over with the 22 YO, Frosty sent me a mean-ish pep talk text calling me stupid and a dummy for giving up and that happy endings are possible. Apparently his Herb Brooks-esque speech inspired me to text 22 YO to inform her that things are NOT over and that Frosty from the internet would be the best man at our wedding (assuming she breaks up with her absentee boyfriend of course)

Also, Frosty agreed that I could marry his wife when he dies, which I thought was a kind gesture. (don't worry CatFish, I'm still taking the Hot Mrs. SLB when you finally kick the bucket too) Really don't remember anything else about last night, if not for the texts the whole night would be a huge blackout. Happy Easter

had my daughter last night, so we were playing and having fun. After that I watched some Mad Men - started watching on Netflix for the first time yesterday and I'm almost through season 1 already I expect to be more active tonight. Can probably get FWB to send me a pic...

 

[Marvin]

Saw this while scanning the news this morning. I won't screw up everybody's fun in the new otis thread, but, well, here you go.

Unpossible. The way to prevent this is to ask every prostitute you're with if they are a sex slave. They will tell the truth. They are also clean and disease free because they have to "take care of their business".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Let's please forget the last post I posted happened. Drunk thoughts are bad.

How do you deal with your best friend lying to you?My GB has been MIA to "study" for the NCLEX (the test for nursing students to get their license as a registered nurse). So he hasn't hung out for the past month or so. Today he told me he couldn't hang out and drink, but at the same time he was asking the buddy I was with out drinking what was going on tonight. He also told this buddy and set of friends that he was took the test yesterday, but today I ask and he replies "soon".I'm guessing the guy thing to do just bring it up straight up. Not sure why he'd lie to me other than than the fact that his GF is friends/roommates with my ex if you've been following the other thread. If that's the case that is just ####ed up and probably I should rethink our relationship.

Dear lord.

and my reply to No 16 was deleted. I give up. I'll see you guys later.

later

This is serious.

 

[Guster]

* I know Guster was probably with his new lady friend last night since there were no pornographic pics of his FWB or any pics of his feet.

had my daughter last night, so we were playing and having fun. After that I watched some Mad Men - started watching on Netflix for the first time yesterday and I'm almost through season 1 already I expect to be more active tonight. Can probably get FWB to send me a pic...

Better?

 

[Marvin]

On a whim I ventured into the Saints/Bounty thread in the SP. Almost as bad as the Trayvon Jackson thread.

 

[Osaurus]

Jus made fresh squeezed lemonade and brewed iced tea to make Arnold Palmers.

 

[Guster]

Jus made fresh squeezed lemonade and brewed iced tea to make Arnold Palmers.

Turn that into a John Daly and I'm onboard

 

[Mr.Pack]

Nothing quite like waking up and going thru my texts from last night.

* I'm not sure what worries me more: me texting about Vin Scully talking dirty to me or me texting "I'm rooting for Tanner's boners".

* I know Guster was probably with his new lady friend last night since there were no pornographic pics of his FWB or any pics of his feet.

* I think Homer sent a provacative picture of Oprah

* Apparently the biological father of Frosty's cute kid is the mailman

* I think YSR did something "dirty" in her heels?

* My cousin is NOT pregnant, it was an April fools joke (and unrelated to GMTAN texting)

What surprised me the most though, was getting a text from the 22 YO this morning that said: "Your 1 AM text was hilarious and made me so happy. Maybe you should listen to that Frosty from the internet". Apparently after drunkenly telling GMTAN texters that things were pretty much over with the 22 YO, Frosty sent me a mean-ish pep talk text calling me stupid and a dummy for giving up and that happy endings are possible. Apparently his Herb Brooks-esque speech inspired me to text 22 YO to inform her that things are NOT over and that Frosty from the internet would be the best man at our wedding (assuming she breaks up with her absentee boyfriend of course)

Also, Frosty agreed that I could marry his wife when he dies, which I thought was a kind gesture. (don't worry CatFish, I'm still taking the Hot Mrs. SLB when you finally kick the bucket too) Really don't remember anything else about last night, if not for the texts the whole night would be a huge blackout. Happy Easter

Are the rest of us, your fans, not worthy?

 

[Jeff Vader]

Saw this while scanning the news this morning. I won't screw up everybody's fun in the new otis thread, but, well, here you go.

Unpossible. The way to prevent this is to ask every prostitute you're with if they are a sex slave. They will tell the truth. They are also clean and disease free because they have to "take care of their business".

 

[madhatter]

Nothing quite like waking up and going thru my texts from last night.

* I'm not sure what worries me more: me texting about Vin Scully talking dirty to me or me texting "I'm rooting for Tanner's boners".

* I know Guster was probably with his new lady friend last night since there were no pornographic pics of his FWB or any pics of his feet.

* I think Homer sent a provacative picture of Oprah

* Apparently the biological father of Frosty's cute kid is the mailman

* I think YSR did something "dirty" in her heels?

* My cousin is NOT pregnant, it was an April fools joke (and unrelated to GMTAN texting)

What surprised me the most though, was getting a text from the 22 YO this morning that said: "Your 1 AM text was hilarious and made me so happy. Maybe you should listen to that Frosty from the internet". Apparently after drunkenly telling GMTAN texters that things were pretty much over with the 22 YO, Frosty sent me a mean-ish pep talk text calling me stupid and a dummy for giving up and that happy endings are possible. Apparently his Herb Brooks-esque speech inspired me to text 22 YO to inform her that things are NOT over and that Frosty from the internet would be the best man at our wedding (assuming she breaks up with her absentee boyfriend of course)

Also, Frosty agreed that I could marry his wife when he dies, which I thought was a kind gesture. (don't worry CatFish, I'm still taking the Hot Mrs. SLB when you finally kick the bucket too) Really don't remember anything else about last night, if not for the texts the whole night would be a huge blackout. Happy Easter

Are the rest of us, your fans, not worthy?

You're like a needy woman.

 

[YSR]

Watching To Kill a Mockingbird on USA. This movie gets me every time.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching To Kill a Mockingbird on USA. This movie gets me every time.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching To Kill a Mockingbird on USA. This movie gets me every time.

Hey, Boo.

 

[YSR]

Watching To Kill a Mockingbird on USA. This movie gets me every time.

"Hey, Boo"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Going over the new chick's house to "watch a movie".

 

[krista4]

Watching To Kill a Mockingbird on USA. This movie gets me every time.

"Hey, Boo"

Such an awesome movie.

 

[krista4]

Listening to Townes Van Zandt while drinking wine and watching the Mississippi go by on a 70-degree night is pretty much as good as it gets for me.

 

[Marvin]

Going over the new chick's house to "watch a movie".

The Lorax out on DVD already?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Going over the new chick's house to "watch a movie".

The Lorax out on DVD already?

:neckpunch:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Watching To Kill a Mockingbird on USA. This movie gets me every time.

"Hey, Boo"

Such an awesome movie.

I haven't seen the movie but it has to be my favorite book after Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn.

Going over the new chick's house to "watch a movie".

The Lorax out on DVD already?

:neckpunch:

 

[mr. furley]

Going over the new chick's house to "watch a movie".

The Lorax out on DVD already?

:neckpunch:

my link

 

[bentley]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia...._%28sandwich%29

OMG wantJust came here to post this. Any of you Chicago guys going?

I had one of these at a little sports bar in north Austin a couple weeks ago, except it had a boneless short rib instead of the tenderloin and no olives. It did have the bacon and fried egg and other stuff and was called the national sandwich of Uraguay. It was awesome.

Where?

Pretty sure its Spinners. Other than the sandwich, I don't really recommend it. Also- they usually have restaurant.com coupon. Its on I-35 North, Pflugerville I think. On the access road, southbound. Very open to the outside layout. Play country music in the background, sports on all the TVs.

Sounds like a strip club.

Actually, it used to be connected to a strip club and an adult novelty store. The strip club has been replaced by a techo club, but Cindy's Gifts is still there.

 

[bentley]

Shuke,

I found a new sandwich for you to try: http://en.wikipedia...._%28sandwich%29

OMG wantJust came here to post this. Any of you Chicago guys going?

I had one of these at a little sports bar in north Austin a couple weeks ago, except it had a boneless short rib instead of the tenderloin and no olives. It did have the bacon and fried egg and other stuff and was called the national sandwich of Uraguay. It was awesome.

Where?

Seriously. Way to leave us hanging.I'm guessing Cover 3.

That reminds me, thanks for getting your aquaponic neighbor in touch with me.

Huh. Seems like I forgot about something.

 

[Frostillicus]

Nothing quite like waking up and going thru my texts from last night.

* I'm not sure what worries me more: me texting about Vin Scully talking dirty to me or me texting "I'm rooting for Tanner's boners".

* I know Guster was probably with his new lady friend last night since there were no pornographic pics of his FWB or any pics of his feet.

* I think Homer sent a provacative picture of Oprah

* Apparently the biological father of Frosty's cute kid is the mailman

* I think YSR did something "dirty" in her heels?

* My cousin is NOT pregnant, it was an April fools joke (and unrelated to GMTAN texting)

What surprised me the most though, was getting a text from the 22 YO this morning that said: "Your 1 AM text was hilarious and made me so happy. Maybe you should listen to that Frosty from the internet". Apparently after drunkenly telling GMTAN texters that things were pretty much over with the 22 YO, Frosty sent me a mean-ish pep talk text calling me stupid and a dummy for giving up and that happy endings are possible. Apparently his Herb Brooks-esque speech inspired me to text 22 YO to inform her that things are NOT over and that Frosty from the internet would be the best man at our wedding (assuming she breaks up with her absentee boyfriend of course)

Also, Frosty agreed that I could marry his wife when he dies, which I thought was a kind gesture. (don't worry CatFish, I'm still taking the Hot Mrs. SLB when you finally kick the bucket too) Really don't remember anything else about last night, if not for the texts the whole night would be a huge blackout. Happy Easter

Oh yeah I remember this.

 

[No. 16]

Damn getting ready to go to the club, but my lactose intolerance is kicking in. Hasn't been this bad for a while. I need to drink something else aside from chocolate milk after working out.

Hopefully I can get it all out before I head out.

 

[Bogart]

Watched the first four hours or so of The Ten Commandments. Didn't stay till the end, but my money is on the pharaoh to beat out the Ben-Hur guy in the end.

How has this movie not been remade? It's got violence, sex, stuff on fire, magic. Everything you need for a summer blockbuster.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Watched the first four hours or so of The Ten Commandments. Didn't stay till the end, but my money is on the pharaoh to beat out the Ben-Hur guy in the end.

How has this movie not been remade? It's got violence, sex, stuff on fire, magic. Everything you need for a summer blockbuster.

And somewhere, Russell Crowe gets an erection he can't explain.

 

[proninja]

Lucas Duda, Mike Moustakas, Zack Cozart, Kyle Seager making me look like an end-of-auction genius today

Bumgardner, Latos, and Marmol, not so much