GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

FYI - Buffalo Wild Wings now charges 60 cents for a dressing cup (either blue cheese or horrid ranch) and celery sticks, but they only charge on Tuesdays and Thursdays which just so happen to be cheap wing night and cheap boneless wing night. Seems pretty lame. I'd start a thread on it but this seems smarter.

 

[shuke]

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING

I'm being serious here.

 

[Frostillicus]

So I had this huge zit on the bridge of my nose the other day. I had to pop it like three times and each time I lost about 2 liters of pus. Anything I can do about this? It looks like it's scabbed over, very gross and embarrasing looking, and I have a pretty important business meeting on Saturday. What should I do? Some kind of zit cream or something like neosporin?

Burn your nose and part of your face with a blowtorch. Nobody will notice the zit.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Is it a cooking booze? Eff it, I'm going to get drunk off it first

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So I had this huge zit on the bridge of my nose the other day. I had to pop it like three times and each time I lost about 2 liters of pus. Anything I can do about this? It looks like it's scabbed over, very gross and embarrasing looking, and I have a pretty important business meeting on Saturday. What should I do? Some kind of zit cream or something like neosporin?

Wait, can you see the one I have in the vids? I have had one for the past week and it won't come to a head and can't pop it.

 

[krista4]

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING

I'm being serious here.

You have some time. Just leaving it alone will probably take care of your issue. If not...Makeup. There's a green undertone thing you can use for redness. Then a neutral coverup. Your wife will know what I'm talking about.

 

[cosjobs]

backstory for those who haven't heard it. A few years ago I bought the liquor collection of a guy who was a rep for some NYC distributor, retired here, then died. It had about 3000 bottles of booze, including huge allotments of Pernod, Kierschwasser, , Bendictine, Lemon Hart Rum, Creme de Menthe, and B and B. Those six made up about 25 percent of the collection. I went on a Creme de Menthe kick a couple years back and drank a ton of grasshoppers. Woke up feeling stinky-headed and crapped green, but they were delicious. Pernod would be great on an Alpine skit trip, but I don't do that much and still ahve about 30 bottles. THe bendictine and B and B are great liqueurs and I have made a sizeable dent in that stack. i regret seeing it shrink to the degree it has. I tried the Kirschwasser (cherry liqueur) once. Still have tons. Will be a bag o crap staple for years to come.

 

[Frostillicus]

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING

I'm being serious here.

You could use it as part of your presentation. Like, at some point you could say that some kind of obvious conclusion to the data is "staring us in the face like a giant zit" and then point at your face and everyone would laugh and think how awesome you are for making fun of your own deformity.

 

[krista4]

If it's kirsch it's a cherry flavored brandy, so yes it's best for cooking or maybe some mixed drinks if you're creative.

 

[Frostillicus]

This Best friends forever show isn't bad.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Mmmmm B&BMy old man and I always have some B&B after a family dinner. That's good stuff, I can see why you've diminished the stash

 

[Guster]

I just wanted to thank the valuable contributors of the GMTAN for helping me through all the rough times ive been through recently - I wouldn't be who I am today withouth your help and support

For better/for worse

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Ahh yes, there's some English on the back. I'll have to investigate. What do you recommend? I'm no cook, so I mean the mixers.

 

[krista4]

I'm not either. I'll ask mr. Krista. Cos will also have ideas.

 

[Guster]

You will forever be my heo. Your generosity is an inspiration and I hope that I can get to the point in my life where I can impact others as much as you have. You are a seriously awesome guy

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING

I'm being serious here.

You have some time. Just leaving it alone will probably take care of your issue. If not...Makeup. There's a green undertone thing you can use for redness. Then a neutral coverup. Your wife will know what I'm talking about.

Dude.

 

[cosjobs]

I have found no use for it other than filler in pre-paid USPS boxes of crap sent to i-friends.eit to add: kind of like the whole wheat spaghetti, but not as useful as a packing material.

 

[Guster]

Shuke > Gordo's for lunch tomorrow? My treat!

 

[cosjobs]

I am appreciated by liver doctors around the country

 

[Guster]

$$$ serving is to take the raw spaghetti, poke it through 1~/2" slices of hot dgs and boil. Fun and awesome for kids

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[YSR]

shuke> this may sound ridiculous and you may want to consult the Internet, but I've always heard that Preparation H can take the redness and swelling out of something like that. Not kidding. Never tried it myself, thankfully, so YMMV.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

No worries. It was a great filler. To echo Gusters sentiment, thanks again. I'm still enjoying these months afterwards.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

:standingO:

 

[krista4]

Mr. Krista reminded me he's used kirsch in a lot of soups, especially bisques in replacement of Pernod. Also that it's good in hot chocolate. Then he started talking about German pastries and I left.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I could use a pastry, tia.

 

[Frostillicus]

I could use a pastry, tia.

I got a hankerin' for some good ole Minnesota style pizza. Maybe a Heggie's.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

God help me if my wife or future children find this thread

PS My wife felt movement down there today

 

[krista4]

God help me if my wife or future children find this threadPS My wife felt movement down there today

Congrats! eTA: oh, you were probably talking about her stomach. That's good, too.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

God help me if my wife or future children find this threadPS My wife felt movement down there today

Congrats! eTA: oh, you were probably talking about her stomach. That's good, too.

According to the interwebs that she's reading that means actual movement at her stage. Thanks! We've got the ultrasound this coming Wednesday so we're pretty excited about that...except that she doesn't want to know the sex. When we go out to dinner I can barely decide what I want to eat before the waitress comes back a 3rd time and now I have to pick 2 baby names?

 

[Guster]

Oh holy ####. This is amazing.

 

[krista4]

OMFG. the half shirt!Also, making "to Thorn" into a verb.

Also, the half shirt!

 

[krista4]

God help me if my wife or future children find this threadPS My wife felt movement down there today

Congrats! eTA: oh, you were probably talking about her stomach. That's good, too.

According to the interwebs that she's reading that means actual movement at her stage. Thanks! We've got the ultrasound this coming Wednesday so we're pretty excited about that...except that she doesn't want to know the sex. When we go out to dinner I can barely decide what I want to eat before the waitress comes back a 3rd time and now I have to pick 2 baby names?

The good news is that "GMTAN" works equally well for either gender.

 

[krista4]

Yeah, it just might be time to go ahead and shut down the Internet.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Best drunk night ever happening right now.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Props to baby jesus for no 9am meetings tomorrow.

 

[krista4]

I'm well into my second bottle of wine and still not feeling it. I think the adrenaline of the past few days is making it "not take". This is ok as another tough work day tomorrow, but I hate not being able to get drunk when necessary.

Yeah, these videos are epic all around. First one I remember seeing from Guster, too! We need Thorn to weigh in.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

God help me if my wife or future children find this thread

 

[krista4]

BTW, love me some Otis, but WTF was that random shot he posted earlier?

Oat, taking over IP group as part of my new job. We'll talk.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm well into my second bottle of wine and still not feeling it. I think the adrenaline of the past few days is making it "not take". This is ok as another tough work day tomorrow, but I hate not being able to get drunk when necessary.Yeah, these videos are epic all around. First one I remember seeing from Guster, too! We need Thorn to weigh in.

Thorn active via text, but videos appear to be an issue right now.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

God help me if my wife or future children find this thread

 

[YSR]

God help me if my wife or future children find this threadPS My wife felt movement down there today

Congrats! eTA: oh, you were probably talking about her stomach. That's good, too.

I mean, I had this exact same thought/joke. Nothing? What're we on a board full of menfolk???

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

BTW, love me some Otis, but WTF was that random shot he posted earlier?Oat, taking over IP group as part of my new job. We'll talk.

I know he's let real life get in the way but he seems like the kinda folk who would thrive in this thread.

 

[krista4]

God help me if my wife or future children find this threadPS My wife felt movement down there today

Congrats! eTA: oh, you were probably talking about her stomach. That's good, too.

I mean, I had this exact same thought/joke. Nothing? What're we on a board full of menfolk???

I was just going to post and ask how your job is going, outside of the fact that it's a job.And your point is well taken. I thought it was set up specifically for that and i was taking the bait.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

God help me if my wife or future children find this threadPS My wife felt movement down there today

Congrats! eTA: oh, you were probably talking about her stomach. That's good, too.

I mean, I had this exact same thought/joke. Nothing? What're we on a board full of menfolk???

I was just going to post and ask how your job is going, outside of the fact that it's a job.And your point is well taken. I thought it was set up specifically for that and i was taking the bait.

That was last night

 

[Jeff Vader]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

God help me if my wife or future children find this threadPS My wife felt movement down there today

Congrats! eTA: oh, you were probably talking about her stomach. That's good, too.

According to the interwebs that she's reading that means actual movement at her stage. Thanks! We've got the ultrasound this coming Wednesday so we're pretty excited about that...except that she doesn't want to know the sex. When we go out to dinner I can barely decide what I want to eat before the waitress comes back a 3rd time and now I have to pick 2 baby names?

The good news is that "GMTAN" works equally well for either gender.

Maybe as a middle name

 

[krista4]

Looks like we've petered out. It's been a good run tonight. I needed that. Thanks to all.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

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