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We are co inf up on 2 am here. I running out of wardrobe changes and liquor choices. Have no fear...off to find something new!

 
'shuke said:
So I had this huge zit on the bridge of my nose the other day. I had to pop it like three times and each time I lost about 2 liters of pus. Anything I can do about this? It looks like it's scabbed over, very gross and embarrasing looking, and I have a pretty important business meeting on Saturday. What should I do? Some kind of zit cream or something like neosporin?
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'Homer J Simpson said:
I'm going to sleep right now for the first time since Tuesday night. Oh, and I broke the new girl's vaiginer last night.
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'Homer J Simpson said:
FYI, Hallmark does not make a card for these situations.
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:lmao:CongratsI don't feel hungover right now, so that can only mean one thing...I'm probably still drunk! :banned:Normally I'm at work by now, but I just crawled out of bed a minute ago
 
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'shuke said:
So I had this huge zit on the bridge of my nose the other day. I had to pop it like three times and each time I lost about 2 liters of pus. Anything I can do about this? It looks like it's scabbed over, very gross and embarrasing looking, and I have a pretty important business meeting on Saturday. What should I do? Some kind of zit cream or something like neosporin?
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Why do people in the news and radio industry use such stupid pseudonyms(sp?)? My wife listens to "the most listened to radio station in Wilmington, DE and their old traffic guy went by the name Captain Ken. Apparently he does traffic for a bunch of stations or something because now there is a new guy that is named Big Kahuna and signs off with: "And that's traffic with Big Kahuna from the Captain Ken traffic network."

It's like a bad SNL skit.

 
Since I appear to be fully capable of uploading videos to YouTube while drunk, but failed in my ability to provide the right links, here's a recap of my night. It's kinda fun seeing the dissolution of my sobriety.

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pretty sure this is the opposite of "Thorning"

 
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What the hell happened in here last night?? :lmao:

Also, I'll second krista's fondue recommendation. Kirsch is awesome in/with cheese fondue. Or at least it is in Switzerland. :banned:

 
'Guster said:
Since I appear to be fully capable of uploading videos to YouTube while drunk, but failed in my ability to provide the right links, here's a recap of my night. It's kinda fun seeing the dissolution of my sobriety.

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1 night, 4 videos, 4 shirts. Are you ####ing Whoopi Goldberg?
 
'YSR said:
shuke> this may sound ridiculous and you may want to consult the Internet, but I've always heard that Preparation H can take the redness and swelling out of something like that. Not kidding. Never tried it myself, thankfully, so YMMV.
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No advice here.
 
'Guster said:
Since I appear to be fully capable of uploading videos to YouTube while drunk, but failed in my ability to provide the right links, here's a recap of my night. It's kinda fun seeing the dissolution of my sobriety.

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pretty sure this is the opposite of "Thorning"
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Edward Norton posts here?
 
'phishphan said:
'Disco Stu said:
'phishphan said:
'Disco Stu said:
What the hell happened in here last night?? :lmao:

Also, I'll second krista's fondue recommendation. Kirsch is awesome in/with cheese fondue. Or at least it is in Switzerland. :banned:
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nice pic on FB. Your sister (<- I'm assuming) looks hot.
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<_<
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:bag: sorry if I offended.
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No worries. I'll admit I narrowly avoided commenting "Sister... [/vadervoice]" on new fb friend UniAlias's status yesterday.
 
I can't believe I missed last night. I was all prepared for shots and late night GMTAN. I had two beers and passed out on the couch by 9pm and woke up around 4am to a dog licking my face.

Damn you Rahr Iron Thistle with your 8.0%ABV. Why must you taste so good?

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'Disco Stu said:
'phishphan said:
'Disco Stu said:
What the hell happened in here last night?? :lmao:Also, I'll second krista's fondue recommendation. Kirsch is awesome in/with cheese fondue. Or at least it is in Switzerland. :banned:
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nice pic on FB. Your sister (<- I'm assuming) looks hot.
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:lmao:
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I don't have a sister. I guess it is offensive to tell someone their sister is hot?I have a friend who is pretty uptight. For the last 20+ years I have always commented to him the horrible things I would do to his sister. It's a joke. He knows it's a joke. I've told him every time that it's a joke, and that I only do it for the reaction it gets for him. After all of this, he still goes into a raging fury every time I say something filthy about her.He's now in his mid 40s. His sister is in her 30s, married with two kids. He's going camping with us next month. I'm gonna see if I can cause him to have a heart attack or stroke this year.
 
'Guster said:
Since I appear to be fully capable of uploading videos to YouTube while drunk, but failed in my ability to provide the right links, here's a recap of my night. It's kinda fun seeing the dissolution of my sobriety.

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pretty sure this is the opposite of "Thorning"
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Between your wardrobe changes and Strykers shots of cherry liquor and half shirts it was a very entertaining evening so thanks for that. TRE needs to step up his game a bit but all 3 of you deserve major credit for not Thorning these videos.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Frostillicus said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Anybody else waiting to hear from their accountant still? :unsure:
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I do my own taxes.
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'Woogie Lee said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Anybody else waiting to hear from their accountant still? :unsure:
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My refund arrived in my checking account on Monday. :moneybag: //partytime//
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Hey...the way I look at this year's tax return is I'm getting HALF of the money back I gave to the ex in alimony payments in 2011. :excited:
 
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