What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Mr.Pack said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
E-mail I just received from a vendor I just met last week for the first time:

I'm writing this with tears in my eyes,my family and I had a trip to Manila Philippines, for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash,credit card and Cell were all stolen from us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us.We've been to the embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and our flight leaves in few hrs from now but we're having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the bills the amount needed now is just $2,850 .I am so confused right now and thank God i wasn't injured because I complied immediately.Waiting to read from you so we can let you know how to get the money wired to us.Thanks.
Click to expand...
:mellow:His e-mail was hacked right? :unsure:
Click to expand...
More than likely.I would ask which hotel and call the hotel, better yet, he should call you using a phone from the hotel.Also try and call the guy at his home or business.
Click to expand...
lol at Wisconsinites.
Click to expand...
Sorry for your troubles caring for people.
 
Damn. Lost $600 at the casino yesterday between craps and BJ. I dropped 300 on craps and then decided to test out 200 playing BJ while my buddy stayed at the craps table. The BJ table was not kind to me and I lost my $200 there so I went back to the craps table to watch my friend. His stack didn't look so healthy either with about $100 left of the $500 he cashed in, which I had assumed since I didn't hear any cheering.

He suggested I make one more trip to the ATM, but I budgeted $500 for the day and didn't want to pay another ATM fee. So I just decided to watch and watch I did. When I arrived at the table the shooter had previously hit his first point and my friend had bought the 4 for $25, 12 on 6/8, 10 on 10, and 5 on 9/5 by the end of the shooters roll he had 50 on 4, 200 on 10, 75 on 9/5, and 120 on 6/8 and over a 1k in his rack.

#### me. Now at several points during this run I was tempted to go to the ATM and hop in, but I thought to myself the would ruin the table mojo. I would hate to be the guy who buys in, the very next roll being a 7, and receiving the death stares from the players.

I ####### hate and love craps.

ETA: My friend and I also laughed at how terrible the shooter was at betting and not making any money. He was one of those "street" players with a high toss, that constantly went off the table, and had no idea how to bet. While the table was making money off his rolls, he was losing money hopping bets, betting the hardways, and playing the field. He rarely had any place bets AND never placed odds. Dude seriously had 50 in his rack after my friend turned $100 into 1k+.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
watching the mlb coverage and seeing all the red sox players current and former in their jerseys at fenway is beyond cool :thumbup:

 
Last edited by a moderator:
'Guster said:
watching the mlb coverage and seeing all the red sox players current and former in their jerseys at fenway is beyond cool :thumbup:
Click to expand...
I was just coming in here to post that I bet Guster's got a huge boner about Fenway right now. And that he probably has about 29 different jerseys on as well.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Glad you replied back, These is really me, it is no Spam nor hoax generated message, there is little or nothing i can do to verify these as my phones were not brought along and the hotel telephone lines has been disconnected by the Robbers, all i have access to is the Spare Laptop owned by the Lady Receptionist here.. please try to get me help.I have nothing left on me right now and am lucky to have my life and passports with me cos it would have been worst if they had made away with my passports.Well all i need now is $2,850, you can have it wired to my name via Western Union I'll have to show my passport as ID to pick it up here and i promise to pay you back as soon as i get back home. Here's the info you need at western union location belowName: Jim XXXXXXXLocation: Ermita Metro Manila Country: Philippines. Kindly email me the transfer details as soon as you have it done.please let me know if you are heading out to western union outlet now.Thanks
Click to expand...
:lmao: :lmao:
 
'No. 16 said:
Damn. Lost $600 at the casino yesterday between craps and BJ. I dropped 300 on craps and then decided to test out 200 playing BJ while my buddy stayed at the craps table. The BJ table was not kind to me and I lost my $200 there so I went back to the craps table to watch my friend. His stack didn't look so healthy either with about $100 left of the $500 he cashed in, which I had assumed since I didn't hear any cheering.He suggested I make one more trip to the ATM, but I budgeted $500 for the day and didn't want to pay another ATM fee. So I just decided to watch and watch I did. When I arrived at the table the shooter had previously hit his first point and my friend had bought the 4 for $25, 12 on 6/8, 10 on 10, and 5 on 9/5 by the end of the shooters roll he had 50 on 4, 200 on 10, 75 on 9/5, and 120 on 6/8 and over a 1k in his rack.#### me. Now at several points during this run I was tempted to go to the ATM and hop in, but I thought to myself the would ruin the table mojo. I would hate to be the guy who buys in, the very next roll being a 7, and receiving the death stares from the players.I ####### hate and love craps.ETA: My friend and I also laughed at how terrible the shooter was at betting and not making any money. He was one of those "street" players with a high toss, that constantly went off the table, and had no idea how to bet. While the table was making money off his rolls, he was losing money hopping bets, betting the hardways, and playing the field. He rarely had any place bets AND never placed odds. Dude seriously had 50 in his rack after my friend turned $100 into 1k+.
Click to expand...
How much did you give to your female best friend?
 
'YSR said:
'No. 16 said:
Damn. Lost $600 at the casino yesterday between craps and BJ. I dropped 300 on craps and then decided to test out 200 playing BJ while my buddy stayed at the craps table. The BJ table was not kind to me and I lost my $200 there so I went back to the craps table to watch my friend. His stack didn't look so healthy either with about $100 left of the $500 he cashed in, which I had assumed since I didn't hear any cheering.He suggested I make one more trip to the ATM, but I budgeted $500 for the day and didn't want to pay another ATM fee. So I just decided to watch and watch I did. When I arrived at the table the shooter had previously hit his first point and my friend had bought the 4 for $25, 12 on 6/8, 10 on 10, and 5 on 9/5 by the end of the shooters roll he had 50 on 4, 200 on 10, 75 on 9/5, and 120 on 6/8 and over a 1k in his rack.#### me. Now at several points during this run I was tempted to go to the ATM and hop in, but I thought to myself the would ruin the table mojo. I would hate to be the guy who buys in, the very next roll being a 7, and receiving the death stares from the players.I ####### hate and love craps.ETA: My friend and I also laughed at how terrible the shooter was at betting and not making any money. He was one of those "street" players with a high toss, that constantly went off the table, and had no idea how to bet. While the table was making money off his rolls, he was losing money hopping bets, betting the hardways, and playing the field. He rarely had any place bets AND never placed odds. Dude seriously had 50 in his rack after my friend turned $100 into 1k+.
Click to expand...
How much did you give to your female best friend?
Click to expand...
No where near the 4k I gave to my poker pro friend.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Glad you replied back, These is really me, it is no Spam nor hoax generated message, there is little or nothing i can do to verify these as my phones were not brought along and the hotel telephone lines has been disconnected by the Robbers, all i have access to is the Spare Laptop owned by the Lady Receptionist here.. please try to get me help.I have nothing left on me right now and am lucky to have my life and passports with me cos it would have been worst if they had made away with my passports.Well all i need now is $2,850, you can have it wired to my name via Western Union I'll have to show my passport as ID to pick it up here and i promise to pay you back as soon as i get back home. Here's the info you need at western union location belowName: Jim XXXXXXXLocation: Ermita Metro Manila Country: Philippines. Kindly email me the transfer details as soon as you have it done.please let me know if you are heading out to western union outlet now.Thanks
Click to expand...
:lmao: :lmao:
Click to expand...
"OK. It's done. The money is waiting there for you. I sent a little extra, just to be on the safe side."
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Glad you replied back, These is really me, it is no Spam nor hoax generated message, there is little or nothing i can do to verify these as my phones were not brought along and the hotel telephone lines has been disconnected by the Robbers, all i have access to is the Spare Laptop owned by the Lady Receptionist here.. please try to get me help.I have nothing left on me right now and am lucky to have my life and passports with me cos it would have been worst if they had made away with my passports.Well all i need now is $2,850, you can have it wired to my name via Western Union I'll have to show my passport as ID to pick it up here and i promise to pay you back as soon as i get back home. Here's the info you need at western union location belowName: Jim XXXXXXXLocation: Ermita Metro Manila Country: Philippines. Kindly email me the transfer details as soon as you have it done.please let me know if you are heading out to western union outlet now.Thanks
Click to expand...
:lmao: :lmao:
Click to expand...
:thumbup:
 
'Bob Sacamano said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Glad you replied back, These is really me, it is no Spam nor hoax generated message, there is little or nothing i can do to verify these as my phones were not brought along and the hotel telephone lines has been disconnected by the Robbers, all i have access to is the Spare Laptop owned by the Lady Receptionist here.. please try to get me help.I have nothing left on me right now and am lucky to have my life and passports with me cos it would have been worst if they had made away with my passports.Well all i need now is $2,850, you can have it wired to my name via Western Union I'll have to show my passport as ID to pick it up here and i promise to pay you back as soon as i get back home. Here's the info you need at western union location belowName: Jim XXXXXXXLocation: Ermita Metro Manila Country: Philippines. Kindly email me the transfer details as soon as you have it done.please let me know if you are heading out to western union outlet now.Thanks
Click to expand...
:lmao: :lmao:
Click to expand...
"OK. It's done. The money is waiting there for you. I sent a little extra, just to be on the safe side."
Click to expand...
HFS, pretty close. I sent "I just sent $3000 in case you need a little more. Good luck!".
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'Marvin said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'Marvin said:
Men at Work Without Hats thread is getting good...despite Tom Servo pooping in the punchbowl.
Click to expand...
your fake wiki quote was reported. catch and release time?
Click to expand...
Why?
Click to expand...
says you are trolling
Click to expand...
You can catch some delicious bass trolling. I wrote a paper in the 4th grade about it as a matter of fact. My teacher put a red "s" in from of it though. Really, I was "strolling" when I caught this delicious bass? She was pretty hot though and I wanted to bang her so I let it slide. After I corrected her.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'Marvin said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'Marvin said:
Men at Work Without Hats thread is getting good...despite Tom Servo pooping in the punchbowl.
Click to expand...
your fake wiki quote was reported. catch and release time?
Click to expand...
Why?
Click to expand...
says you are trolling
Click to expand...
You can catch some delicious bass trolling. I wrote a paper in the 4th grade about it as a matter of fact. My teacher put a red "s" in from of it though. Really, I was "strolling" when I caught this delicious bass? She was pretty hot though and I wanted to bang her so I let it slide. After I corrected her.
Click to expand...
LOFL
 
A 5 year old ran onto the field at Comisky Field at the Sox-Os game yesterday. What are the odds he was just following in his dad and grandpa's footsteps??

My link

 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

General Malaise
GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing
1856 1857 1858
Replies
93K
Views
3M
El Floppo
El Floppo
T
***Official 2014 GMTAN Draft Thread***
34 35 36
Replies
2K
Views
45K
El Floppo
El Floppo
Early_10
***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread
25 26 27
Replies
1K
Views
36K
The Dreaded Marco
The Dreaded Marco

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 28 (members: 0, guests: 28)
Back
Top