Samuel L Bronkowitz
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Pretty sure that the video was the best thing that ever happened to GMTAN
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
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WHO COLORS THEIR OWN NIPPLE?!?!?!!!111???Juan?
kevzilla
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Right. Regrettably, it didn't happen. Looks like I'll be hitting the cutoff man like usual.On the plus side, shammered on a combo of whiskey and port. Thanks to Krista for bringing up the subject of port, and GM for making sure I remembered one brand (Cockburns).euphemism, right?One of the surgeons I work with is having a party tonight. These things get pretty wild I may be charging the mound later.
Outstanding job on the shot videos, as usual.
Bogart
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Guster
Footballguy
Damn, I miss Dysarts. Best middle of the night drunk breakfast
Guster
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"don't judge me"
Jeff Vader
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Marvin
Footballguy
Too late."don't judge me"
Mr.Pack
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I don't think Clint could hit those high notes even if you had his nuts in a vice.
Mr.Pack
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It was pretty long, but I kind of liked it.
Mr.Pack
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Jeff Vader
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Jeff Vader
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This guy has to be gay. There's no way a heterosexual could survive
without at least a half chub. Yes, I checked.
without at least a half chub. Yes, I checked.
Mr.Pack
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Mr.Pack
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Gadzooks
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Apologies to anyone that I may offended:YSR and Romo: it was all compliments
Bogart: Don't be afraid, I don't think I'd really hug you if I saw you
GM: You're not that bad of a speller
Tanner: You are a jerk, I'm not apologizing for that
#16: I don't really think you're gay
Guster: I'm a fan of all your shirts
My left nipple: sorry about the sharpie incident
Gadzooks
Footballguy
That was a surprise when I got in the shower today. Took some scrubbing, but it came off.Oh and thanks for that voicemail,
I wish that could be played here for all to hear. It made me feel like Jody Foster in the accused.
Mr.Pack
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eaganwildcats
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YSR and Romo: it was all compliments
Bogart: Don't be afraid, I don't think I'd really hug you if I saw you
GM: You're not that bad of a speller
Tanner: You are a jerk, I'm not apologizing for that
#16: I don't really think you're gay
Guster: I'm a fan of all your shirts
My left nipple: sorry about the sharpie incident
Well, I now know I am not good at drinking. 
Finished 14 beers by 5, went and got a sub, came back to my girlfriend's place and thought a nap was somehow a good idea. Huge, huge strategical blunder. Woke up two hours later with a massive headache. Attempted to man up with two more beers which I hoped would take the edge off - to no avail. Shuke was right, I think the lack of activity was definitely my downfall. Anyways, I switched to a couple more easy to stomach drinks and managed to have a good night besides getting what now feels like a slightly sprained ankle.In the end I feel a mix of emotions - mainly shame, humility, and disappointment. I accept any and all ridicule for my lackluster performance and my hats are off to all those with videos last night, they were awesome.
krista4
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-fish-
Footballguy
took 3 minutes.
also, I can't believe I posted at 3:20 last night.
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cosjobs
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When moving/working in a new city in Texas, it is traditional to give unopened bottles of whiskey to the natives. I will be happy to pick them up next time you visit.
cosjobs
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I just dl'ed the first season off hbo on demand. Its not as good a my nephew told me it would be, but its pretty good.
cosjobs
Footballguy
this is exactly why I love craps
Marvin
Footballguy
Careful. Posts like this might get you reported.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
YSR and Romo: it was all compliments
Bogart: Don't be afraid, I don't think I'd really hug you if I saw you
GM: You're not that bad of a speller
Tanner: You are a jerk, I'm not apologizing for that
#16: I don't really think you're gay
Guster: I'm a fan of all your shirts
My left nipple: sorry about the sharpie incident
cosjobs
Footballguy
Love the "gotta go" quick exit, like he late for an important meeting.HFS
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
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St. Louis Bob
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'cosjobs said:Love the "gotta go" quick exit, like he late for an important meeting.'St. Louis Bob said:HFS'Gadzooks said:
mr. furley
Footballguy
'Gadzooks said:
did you blackout at the 17 second mark?
King_Kelly
Footballguy
Bought JR a spiderman fishing pole yesterday. We are headed out this afternoon for a little fishing trip. Cold beer on ice for the journey. This dad stuff aint bad once they grow up a little.
Mr.Pack
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I think he just has heavy eyelids.'Gadzooks said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I have my annual "fishing" trip starting on Wednesday. I wash all of you GB's that enjoy debauchery as much as I do could attend.
Marvin
Footballguy
My 19 year old picked my wife and I up from the bar Friday night because we were too craphammered to drive. It's all about the magic moments.
SofaKings
Footballguy
Will you be starting your own thread or posting in an existing one?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You're old.
Marvin
Footballguy
Old with a designated driver on call, SUCKA MC!You're old.
mr. furley
Footballguy
what do you do when he's drunk?Old with a designated driver on call, SUCKA MC!You're old.
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HighBeams
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I would hope he walks home.what do you do when he's drunk?Old with a designated driver on call, SUCKA MC!You're old.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I would say the odds of me posting at all is pretty remote.Will you be starting your own thread or posting in an existing one?
When he was born the dead seal scrolls were only sick.You're old.
Jeff Vader
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GENIUS!@%$(see FB)
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On a date with Frosty. :h:
kevzilla
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Use plenty of Astro-Glide. NTTAWWT.
-fish-
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Dear gmtan:
I apologize for my recent slacking in contributing entertainment. To make amends, I am now apparently dating a new crazy chick. Our first date will be next Monday, because starting out by going out for my birthday is a fantastic idea.
This is the result of a foray into online dating. She's already way, way too into this. She's obviously going to be a crazy stalker. Taking one for the team here.
Love,
Fish
I apologize for my recent slacking in contributing entertainment. To make amends, I am now apparently dating a new crazy chick. Our first date will be next Monday, because starting out by going out for my birthday is a fantastic idea.
This is the result of a foray into online dating. She's already way, way too into this. She's obviously going to be a crazy stalker. Taking one for the team here.
Love,
Fish
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