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[proninja]

There is port on the menu!

Mrs. Osaurus and I toured a winery in St. Augustine a few years ago and there were tasting stations set up. We had many kinds and then we got to Port. Mrs. Osaurus took a sip and it went down the wrong pipe. She started coughing loudly and the tasting station assistant looked mortified. We got a $20 off coupon and bought some meh Chard. Port tastes like raisins to me. Not a fan of it, but maybe I am missing something.

My wife and I were wine tasting a couple of weeks ago. They had a large selection of port. The wife was trying to make up her mind when the wind kicked up and it started to rain. She just no longer cared which one she drank.

Guilty Confession TimeI have never tried a port. Or if I did, I was too drunk to remember.

This makes the GMTAN drinking hierarchy of sophistication look like this (please slot yourself accordingly) -

Homer ----- Vader --------------- Sacamano & Krista

I can't stand any sort of wine/grape type alcoholic drink. Wine tastes like wine to me. Doesn't matter if it is $3.00 Barefoot from the grocery store or $75 bottle of Chateau LePew 1963.

Everybody knows 1963 was a terrible vintage of the LePew

 

[Guster]

There is port on the menu!

Mrs. Osaurus and I toured a winery in St. Augustine a few years ago and there were tasting stations set up. We had many kinds and then we got to Port. Mrs. Osaurus took a sip and it went down the wrong pipe. She started coughing loudly and the tasting station assistant looked mortified. We got a $20 off coupon and bought some meh Chard. Port tastes like raisins to me. Not a fan of it, but maybe I am missing something.

My wife and I were wine tasting a couple of weeks ago. They had a large selection of port. The wife was trying to make up her mind when the wind kicked up and it started to rain. She just no longer cared which one she drank.

Guilty Confession TimeI have never tried a port. Or if I did, I was too drunk to remember.

This makes the GMTAN drinking hierarchy of sophistication look like this (please slot yourself accordingly) -

Homer ----- Vader --------------- Sacamano & Krista

Love Port. Probably my favorite type of wine. Lady friend and I went to dinner sunday night and had martinis and then came back to my place, watched a movie and split a half bottle of delicious port. Every time I see the word port, it makes me want to drink some port. mmmm

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Port port port port-a port-a porty.

 

[charvik]

The flight is two hours shorter than I thought. Please reset the over-under to seven (and with one banked already). See you guys in Tokyo!

No in-flight internet? What kind of 2nd rate airline have they booked you on?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The flight is two hours shorter than I thought. Please reset the over-under to seven (and with one banked already). See you guys in Tokyo!

No in-flight internet? What kind of 2nd rate airline have they booked you on?

It's her jet, she can fly it if she wants to.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi.

How's everyone doing?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hi. How's everyone doing?

Rise and shine, sugartits.

 

[Stoneys]

Hi. How's everyone doing?

Rise and shine, sugartits.

 

[Thorn]

Hi. How's everyone doing?

Is it amnesty day?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just to reiterate the hipster's point, YOU DON'T WANT TO GROW UP LIKE HOMER!!!

 

[Marvin]

Just to reiterate the hipster's point, YOU DON'T WANT TO GROW UP LIKE HOMER!!!

But that was pretty much my plan all along.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I loved the food in Thailand and Cambodia. Hell, the first couple days in Bangkok I think I ate about 90% fruit and it was all amazing. The food was a lot of rice and nicely seasoned meat dishes. The middle-eastern district had some great food too.

I love the food in Cambodia, Vietnam, Singapore and Thailand. Oh, and Malaysia. Ok, all of it. The only reason to go to Singapore (other than for a one-hour meeting) is for the food. Some of the best in the world.

I have a friend who moved to Singapore for his wife's job. I think he has McDonalds delivered to his apartment every day for lunch. He's probably bigger than shuke, and he is definitely NOT coming home at 120. Or anything that starts with a 1 for that matter.

Big John.

You're nice and all, but...

I think I'm talking about a different Big John.Sacs?

Based on profile pic, living in OH, being a Bengals fan, and the lack of busting my balls for some of the stupid #### I post here, I'm going to say different. Though biggie's like a gigantic ninja. If anyone can pull off the impossibility that is lying to people on the internet, he can.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just to reiterate the hipster's point, YOU DON'T WANT TO GROW UP LIKE HOMER!!!

But that was pretty much my plan all along.

Bad plan, gb.

 

[Bogart]

Is 37 too old to take up smoking pot?

 

[Marvin]

Just to reiterate the hipster's point, YOU DON'T WANT TO GROW UP LIKE HOMER!!!

But that was pretty much my plan all along.

Bad plan, gb.

What do you know, drunky?

 

[Osaurus]

Is 37 too old to take up smoking pot?

Hobbies are a good thing.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Is 37 too old to take up smoking pot?

It's better than taking up murder.I know this is an odd connection to make, but the point is I'm not wrong. Puff away!

 

[Jeff Vader]

Just to reiterate the hipster's point, YOU DON'T WANT TO GROW UP LIKE HOMER!!!

Does Bud Lite Lime give hangovers with killer headaches, like Bud?

 

[Guster]

Port port port port-a port-a porty.

Gonna hit Party Source later and pick up some port among other things

 

[Drifter]

You know how it is when you've had the runs for a couple of days and you start to wonder if you're ever going to have a solid crap again or if people are always going to wonder if a duck is puking in the stall you're in?

Yeah... me neither.

 

[Jeff Vader]

You know how it is when you've had the runs for a couple of days and you start to wonder if you're ever going to have a solid crap again or if people are always going to wonder if a duck is puking in the stall you're in?

Yeah... me neither.

my linkT&Ps

 

[Drifter]

You know how it is when you've had the runs for a couple of days and you start to wonder if you're ever going to have a solid crap again or if people are always going to wonder if a duck is puking in the stall you're in?

Yeah... me neither.

my linkT&Ps

One of the nice thing about the runs is that it's usually a pretty easy cleanup due to the high water content.

 

[urbanhack]

Is 37 too old to take up smoking pot?

definitely not. Perfect time IMO.

 

[urbanhack]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Crapping at Target again. This has to be like a record for non-employees.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know how it is when you've had the runs for a couple of days and you start to wonder if you're ever going to have a solid crap again or if people are always going to wonder if a duck is puking in the stall you're in? Yeah... me neither.

Your question could not ever be more perfectly timed than it is right now. I'm on courtesy flush #3.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just to reiterate the hipster's point, YOU DON'T WANT TO GROW UP LIKE HOMER!!!

Does Bud Lite Lime give hangovers with killer headaches, like Bud?

I had a brutal hangover yesterday, but the BL Lime had nothing to do with it. In related news, a bottle of Stoli WILL give a killer hangover.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Crapping at Target again. This has to be like a record for non-employees.

Good luck breaking the ACP non-employee Home Depot record.

 

[Marvin]

Crapping at Target again. This has to be like a record for non-employees.

WHY ARE YOU AT TARGET AGAIN?

 

[Gadzooks]

Crapping at Target again. This has to be like a record for non-employees.

WHY ARE YOU AT TARGET AGAIN?

HE'S TAKING A CRAP!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Crapping at Target again. This has to be like a record for non-employees.

WHY ARE YOU AT TARGET AGAIN?

HE'S TAKING A CRAP!

Exactly. My current ladyfriend is a manager at HH Gregg, which is right next to Target. She was stuck working so I brought her dinner... and it shook something loose in my innards. Needed to get relief post-haste, so Target to the rescue. Oh, and while I was there, I got golf balls and socks. Because I can walk in the door without dropping $50. And a deuce, apparently.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Just to reiterate the hipster's point, YOU DON'T WANT TO GROW UP LIKE HOMER!!!

Does Bud Lite Lime give hangovers with killer headaches, like Bud?

I had a brutal hangover yesterday, but the BL Lime had nothing to do with it. In related news, a bottle of Stoli WILL give a killer hangover.

Switch to Skyy.Another great hangover remedy = this stuff. Inside are plastic wrapped packs of vitamins (probably like 10-14 pills). Weightlifters take them while training, but they're also the ultimate hangover blocker. Take them any time during the day, drink some Gatorade before you pass out, and you can get bombed and wake up fine.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

I'm not comfortable with a blog. Sorry man. No offense. I get that posting here is technically a public place, and some friends of friends will see these, but I don't want the attention a blog might bring. <- wetblanket

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

I'm not comfortable with a blog. Sorry man. No offense. I get that posting here is technically a public place, and some friends of friends will see these, but I don't want the attention a blog might bring. <- wetblanket

Ok, you're out. Anyone else?

 

[Guster]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

:in:blog name suggestion: gmtanned

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

:in:blog name suggestion: gmtanned

www.shotvideos.com already purchased. But we probably need the GMTAN branding somewhere in the title.

 

[Guster]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

:in:blog name suggestion: gmtanned

www.shotvideos.com already purchased. But we probably need the GMTAN branding somewhere in the title.

simple, descriptive, direct

I like it

 

[Mr.Pack]

#### you cancer

:(

 

[Jeff Vader]

#### you cancer :(

Sorry about grandma, bro. :(

 

[Jeff Vader]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

:in:blog name suggestion: gmtanned

www.shotvideos.com already purchased. But we probably need the GMTAN branding somewhere in the title.

I wish I could make the leap. This could easily become its own meme.

 

[urbanhack]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

I say make it an anonymous Tumbler feed.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

I say make it an anonymous Tumbler feed.

What's the difference? Will the FBI come get me? Oh ####, I've said FBI, now we're screwed.

 

[Guster]

#### you cancer :(

Sorry about grandma, bro. :(

:(

 

[Mr.Pack]

#### you cancer :(

Sorry about grandma, bro. :(

#### you cancer :(

Sorry about grandma, bro. :(

:(

Thanks guys.

 

[urbanhack]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

I say make it an anonymous Tumbler feed.

What's the difference? Will the FBI come get me? Oh ####, I've said FBI, now we're screwed.

it's already setup. just need to customize and start adding vids. http://hipsteroids.tumblr.com/

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

I say make it an anonymous Tumbler feed.

What's the difference? Will the FBI come get me? Oh ####, I've said FBI, now we're screwed.

it's already setup. just need to customize and start adding vids. http://hipsteroids.tumblr.com/

http://shotvideos.tumblr.com/

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Have the shot secretary note that I'll be taking my show on the road to beautiful Hayward, WI this weekend. This shouldn't interfere with my ability to produce a vid or two.

 

[kevzilla]

:bookmarked:

 

[urbanhack]

Video posting people: I have a small group of people that are following my youtube id now thanks to the shots. I'm thinking we should put these on a blog. Not my existing blog, but a blog that's solely related to shot videos. Is everyone (except Thorn) in for that? Let me know if you have issue, but this could be pretty funny as I imagine we'll get strangers to send us some pretty weird stuff.

I say make it an anonymous Tumbler feed.

What's the difference? Will the FBI come get me? Oh ####, I've said FBI, now we're screwed.

it's already setup. just need to customize and start adding vids. http://hipsteroids.tumblr.com/

http://shotvideos.tumblr.com/