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GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

Yeah, you had already confirmed the crazy by getting married again. You had a chance, man... you were living the dream!

we are having a boy... he is going to hate us in a few years when he realizes how much pink "stuff" we forced him to use/wear.



P.S. 5 year olds can change diapers, right?
I would think so. I used to let mine drive when I had too many pops.Remember that guy in Shawshank Redemption who got out of prison, tried to return to society and fit in, couldn't and hanged himself? Freedom sounds so good until you get out there and realize not everybody can be Disco Stu or Gadzooks. When faced with absolute freedom, I don't do very well. Drugs I have no business doing get purchased, woman I have no business dating get dated and my diet consists of all the sort of foods my doctor has told me to stop eating for life. Were I not in the prison of marriage, I would probably be out of a job, homeless and eventually dead. I need a governor pedal, my friend. Only I need a sweet, nice one that will let me hit 75-80MPH and not a vindictive, harsh one that shuts my car off when I hit 55 MPH.
This fascinates me.
 
Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.
2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo
I picked the same black kid.
Seriously: same pick as Thorn, though I was tempted to go with the orange H. Your smile is the give away though.
 
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But the reason I mention the dream is that I have always thought GM was a great dad - from the stories he's told about camping and the time he spends with the boys, to how accepting he is of his gay son. So to read that he is nervous about being a father again, and to a little girl this time... well, it's just not right. When I woke from the dream and reviewed it in my head, it was not at all surprising that he was willing to do anything to protect his boys. :thumbup:
I literally just spit water and carrots out of my nose
 
Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.
2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo
That was my guess too. Gotta be him.
Of course when I did this I gave each kid a nickname. I think that needs to be done.

Row 1: Dinghy and Flingy, the boat dock sisters, Encyclopedia Brownie, Little Hoe Peep, Jackrabbit Slim, Stump, Bows.Row 2: Sport, Non-sport, Bottomless pit, Harrison Stevens, Lurch, Stripes, Mrs. Oshgosh.

Row 3: Astronaut, Silver Spoon, Gums, Mom, Letter Person, All-American.

 
Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.
2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo
That was my guess too. Gotta be him.
Of course when I did this I gave each kid a nickname. I think that needs to be done.

Row 1: Dinghy and Flingy, the boat dock sisters, Encyclopedia Brownie, Little Hoe Peep, Jackrabbit Slim, Stump, Bows.Row 2: Sport, Non-sport, Bottomless pit, Harrison Stevens, Lurch, Stripes, Mrs. Oshgosh.

Row 3: Astronaut, Silver Spoon, Gums, Mom, Letter Person, All-American.

Hoping it's 2nd row, far right, curly hair. STRIPE-ASAURUS!
 
Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.
Front row l-r: Scaredy Sox....Betsy Boypants....Stewardess for Amish Airways....1930s Nurse.....Holly Hobby still?.....Punishment Haircut....Poo

Middle Row l-r: Bjorn Borg Shorts....Hank Highwaist....Admiral Belt of the USS Izod....Come at me bro.....Pierre Peefart....Harpo McRacingstripe

Back row l-r: Blank Stare Brody....Don't make me stand next to the 'funny' kid....JM J Bullock Jr....Cindy Brady on eXtasy....I FREEAKING LOVE THE LETTER H....I see your belt and raise you ultra-belt.

ETA: Missed one.

 
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Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.
2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo
That was my guess too. Gotta be him.
Of course when I did this I gave each kid a nickname. I think that needs to be done.

Row 1: Dinghy and Flingy, the boat dock sisters, Encyclopedia Brownie, Little Hoe Peep, Jackrabbit Slim, Stump, Bows.Row 2: Sport, Non-sport, Bottomless pit, Harrison Stevens, Lurch, Stripes, Mrs. Oshgosh.

Row 3: Astronaut, Silver Spoon, Gums, Mom, Letter Person, All-American.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Well done, Thorn, especially Silver Spoon. He went to Yale as a legacy. :lmao:

 
Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.
Front row l-r: Scaredy Sox....Betsy Boypants....Stewardess for Amish Airways....1930s Nurse.....Holly Hobby still?.....Punishment Haircut....Poo

Middle Row l-r: Bjorn Borg Shorts....Hank Highwaist....Admiral Belt of the USS Izod....Come at me bro.....Pierre Peefart....Harpo McRacingstripe

Back row l-r: Blank Stare Brody....Don't make me stand next to the 'funny' kid....JM J Bullock Jr....Cindy Brady on eXtasy....I FREEAKING LOVE THE LETTER H....I see your belt and raise you ultra-belt.

ETA: Missed one.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :cry: :cry: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.
2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo
That was my guess too. Gotta be him.
Of course when I did this I gave each kid a nickname. I think that needs to be done.

Row 1: Dinghy and Flingy, the boat dock sisters, Encyclopedia Brownie, Little Hoe Peep, Jackrabbit Slim, Stump, Bows.Row 2: Sport, Non-sport, Bottomless pit, Harrison Stevens, Lurch, Stripes, Mrs. Oshgosh.

Row 3: Astronaut, Silver Spoon, Gums, Mom, Letter Person, All-American.

:lmao: @ "gums"
 
DAMMIT! I've managed to fend off JR all day, but he just snuck up behind me and jumped into the chair and landed right on the incision. That did not feel cool at all.

 
Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.
Front row l-r: Scaredy Sox....Betsy Boypants....Stewardess for Amish Airways....1930s Nurse.....Holly Hobby still?.....Punishment Haircut....Poo

Middle Row l-r: Bjorn Borg Shorts....Hank Highwaist....Admiral Belt of the USS Izod....Come at me bro.....Pierre Peefart....Harpo McRacingstripe

Back row l-r: Blank Stare Brody....Don't make me stand next to the 'funny' kid....JM J Bullock Jr....Cindy Brady on eXtasy....I FREEAKING LOVE THE LETTER H....I see your belt and raise you ultra-belt.

ETA: Missed one.
I honestly can't stop laughing/crying on this one. :lmao: :cry: :lmao: :cry:

 
'General Malaise said:
'Marvin said:
Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.
Front row l-r: Scaredy Sox....Betsy Boypants....Stewardess for Amish Airways....1930s Nurse.....Holly Hobby still?.....Punishment Haircut....Poo

Middle Row l-r: Bjorn Borg Shorts....Hank Highwaist....Admiral Belt of the USS Izod....Come at me bro.....Pierre Peefart....Harpo McRacingstripe

Back row l-r: Blank Stare Brody....Don't make me stand next to the 'funny' kid....JM J Bullock Jr....Cindy Brady on eXtasy....I FREEAKING LOVE THE LETTER H....I see your belt and raise you ultra-belt.

ETA: Missed one.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :cry: :cry: :lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: good christ
 
Ooof, I don't know that I'm ready for a newborn. I've got it on easy street right now. My boys basically take care of themselves. My life...it's about to get turned upside on its head. Neat.Wife's grandfather died suddenly today. Well, as suddenly as one can go at the age of 92. One helluva a guy. WWII hero, owned his own cement business, raised 6 kids. Lucky to have met him. Every Xmas, he wrote a check for $25 to every single grandkid, their spouses and all his great grandkids. With 6 kids - all Italian Catholic - you can only imagine the amount of multiplying going forth. Lotta check writing for a 92 year old man. Planted a rose bush in his back yard for each of his granddaughters and would sing to them to help them grown/bloom. He had champion caliber roses in his back yard. To this day, he is the only human being I know who LOVED to receive my mother's home made fig preserves. Now that he's gone, I can only hope she gives them to me. :mellow:
sorry to hear gb. Sounds like you are a better man for having known him. and feel free to have you mother send me that unclaimed jar of fig preserves. They're my favorite thing to spread over my Sunday morning biscuits (unlees she makes the kind with strawberry jello- she can keep those).
Done deal. She has a fig tree in her yard and is always sad when most of them rot off. She has a few neighbors that will pick them and she sends my boys up in the tree to pick them for her preserves, but there just isn't a huge demand for them. I'll be pleased to let her know there is another fig fan out there who would gladly take her preserves. :thumbup:
Ooh... I want to get in line. I love fig jam and I imagine fig preserves have to be similar
Geez, send some fig preserves this way, too. Who wouldn't love fig preserves? :wub:
 
My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?
What is it? Don't make me look it up.
Some kinda chick porn. I don't really know but it seems to be mentioned often both by dudes and by chicks, and one of my wife's friends even told her about it. I'm just wondering if it's gonna make her a little more frisky, a lot more frisky, or like that weirdo dude in the cage thread's wife.
 
My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?
What is it? Don't make me look it up.
Some kinda chick porn. I don't really know but it seems to be mentioned often both by dudes and by chicks, and one of my wife's friends even told her about it. I'm just wondering if it's gonna make her a little more frisky, a lot more frisky, or like that weirdo dude in the cage thread's wife.
this
 
My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?
What is it? Don't make me look it up.
Some kinda chick porn. I don't really know but it seems to be mentioned often both by dudes and by chicks, and one of my wife's friends even told her about it. I'm just wondering if it's gonna make her a little more frisky, a lot more frisky, or like that weirdo dude in the cage thread's wife.
this
Wait, I don't want to have to put in a whole lot of effort here.
 
Look like #### after a long day of work and moving, but only seem fitting to do it then and there.

 
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at 6 this morning, I heard my phone start going off with text messages. I was half asleep, so I ignored it. when I got up, I found 15 text messages from Knuckles, who I haven't talked to since Christmas. It was a long, crazed rant about what an ####### I am.

Pretty sure this means sex in the near future.

 

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