GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[King_Kelly]

GM may be overestimating my artpad skillz, but I'll give it a shot.

Also, this.

I actually lol'ed at some of those.Home, resting with frozen peas and painkillers. Resale value officially lowered.

 

[General Malaise]

GM may be overestimating my artpad skillz, but I'll give it a shot.

Also, this.

I actually lol'ed at some of those.Home, resting with frozen peas and painkillers. Resale value officially lowered.

Meme Jesus says you should take them with beer and then ask Cosjobs if you can operate his skid steer.

 

[Marvin]

A lot of people are really sensitive about little kids and foul balls.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I would also be interested in fig products.

And U-10 Pink Panthers imo

 

[Thorn]

Yeah, you had already confirmed the crazy by getting married again. You had a chance, man... you were living the dream!

we are having a boy... he is going to hate us in a few years when he realizes how much pink "stuff" we forced him to use/wear.



P.S. 5 year olds can change diapers, right?

I would think so. I used to let mine drive when I had too many pops.Remember that guy in Shawshank Redemption who got out of prison, tried to return to society and fit in, couldn't and hanged himself? Freedom sounds so good until you get out there and realize not everybody can be Disco Stu or Gadzooks. When faced with absolute freedom, I don't do very well. Drugs I have no business doing get purchased, woman I have no business dating get dated and my diet consists of all the sort of foods my doctor has told me to stop eating for life. Were I not in the prison of marriage, I would probably be out of a job, homeless and eventually dead. I need a governor pedal, my friend. Only I need a sweet, nice one that will let me hit 75-80MPH and not a vindictive, harsh one that shuts my car off when I hit 55 MPH.

This fascinates me.

 

[Thorn]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Spoiler

2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo

 

[Corky]

I would also be interested in fig products.

And U-10 Pink Panthers imo

 

[Jeff Vader]

Thoprayerwishes to:

[*]GM Family

[*]Pack Family

[*]Bentley's scrotum

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I would also be interested in fig products.

And U-10 Pink Panthers imo

Unmm yeah, I didn't want to say anything.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Spoiler

2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo

I picked the same black kid.

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Seriously: same pick as Thorn, though I was tempted to go with the orange H. Your smile is the give away though.

 

[Marvin]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Spoiler

2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo

Spoiler

That was my guess too. Gotta be him.

Of course when I did this I gave each kid a nickname. I think that needs to be done.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I would also be interested in fig products.

And U-10 Pink Panthers imo

Homer really likes soccer, GB. What did you think I meant?

 

[Tiger Fan]

But the reason I mention the dream is that I have always thought GM was a great dad - from the stories he's told about camping and the time he spends with the boys, to how accepting he is of his gay son. So to read that he is nervous about being a father again, and to a little girl this time... well, it's just not right. When I woke from the dream and reviewed it in my head, it was not at all surprising that he was willing to do anything to protect his boys.

I literally just spit water and carrots out of my nose

 

[Thorn]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Spoiler

2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo

Spoiler

That was my guess too. Gotta be him.

Of course when I did this I gave each kid a nickname. I think that needs to be done.

Row 1: Dinghy and Flingy, the boat dock sisters, Encyclopedia Brownie, Little Hoe Peep, Jackrabbit Slim, Stump, Bows.Row 2: Sport, Non-sport, Bottomless pit, Harrison Stevens, Lurch, Stripes, Mrs. Oshgosh.

Row 3: Astronaut, Silver Spoon, Gums, Mom, Letter Person, All-American.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Spoiler

2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo

Spoiler

That was my guess too. Gotta be him.

Of course when I did this I gave each kid a nickname. I think that needs to be done.

Row 1: Dinghy and Flingy, the boat dock sisters, Encyclopedia Brownie, Little Hoe Peep, Jackrabbit Slim, Stump, Bows.Row 2: Sport, Non-sport, Bottomless pit, Harrison Stevens, Lurch, Stripes, Mrs. Oshgosh.

Row 3: Astronaut, Silver Spoon, Gums, Mom, Letter Person, All-American.

Spoiler

Hoping it's 2nd row, far right, curly hair. STRIPE-ASAURUS!

 

[Marvin]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Front row l-r: Scaredy Sox....Betsy Boypants....Stewardess for Amish Airways....1930s Nurse.....Holly Hobby still?.....Punishment Haircut....Poo

Middle Row l-r: Bjorn Borg Shorts....Hank Highwaist....Admiral Belt of the USS Izod....Come at me bro.....Pierre Peefart....Harpo McRacingstripe

Back row l-r: Blank Stare Brody....Don't make me stand next to the 'funny' kid....JM J Bullock Jr....Cindy Brady on eXtasy....I FREEAKING LOVE THE LETTER H....I see your belt and raise you ultra-belt.

ETA: Missed one.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[General Malaise]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Spoiler

2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo

My mother dressed me like a geek.

 

[General Malaise]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Spoiler

2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo

Spoiler

That was my guess too. Gotta be him.

Of course when I did this I gave each kid a nickname. I think that needs to be done.

Row 1: Dinghy and Flingy, the boat dock sisters, Encyclopedia Brownie, Little Hoe Peep, Jackrabbit Slim, Stump, Bows.Row 2: Sport, Non-sport, Bottomless pit, Harrison Stevens, Lurch, Stripes, Mrs. Oshgosh.

Row 3: Astronaut, Silver Spoon, Gums, Mom, Letter Person, All-American.

Well done, Thorn, especially Silver Spoon. He went to Yale as a legacy.

 

[General Malaise]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Front row l-r: Scaredy Sox....Betsy Boypants....Stewardess for Amish Airways....1930s Nurse.....Holly Hobby still?.....Punishment Haircut....Poo

Middle Row l-r: Bjorn Borg Shorts....Hank Highwaist....Admiral Belt of the USS Izod....Come at me bro.....Pierre Peefart....Harpo McRacingstripe

Back row l-r: Blank Stare Brody....Don't make me stand next to the 'funny' kid....JM J Bullock Jr....Cindy Brady on eXtasy....I FREEAKING LOVE THE LETTER H....I see your belt and raise you ultra-belt.

ETA: Missed one.

 

[Marvin]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Spoiler

2nd row, 3d from left, blue polo

Spoiler

That was my guess too. Gotta be him.

Of course when I did this I gave each kid a nickname. I think that needs to be done.

Row 1: Dinghy and Flingy, the boat dock sisters, Encyclopedia Brownie, Little Hoe Peep, Jackrabbit Slim, Stump, Bows.Row 2: Sport, Non-sport, Bottomless pit, Harrison Stevens, Lurch, Stripes, Mrs. Oshgosh.

Row 3: Astronaut, Silver Spoon, Gums, Mom, Letter Person, All-American.

@ "gums"

 

[mr. furley]

good luck, jamny.

Thanks. How's the little one? Ours is going backwards on sleep (waking up around 5:30 every morning), but all the medical stuff checked out fine. His gastroenterologist thinks it's just related to his reflux.

this happens. our youngest has reeled it in from 11:00 to about 7:30 in just the last 3-4 months.

 

[King_Kelly]

DAMMIT! I've managed to fend off JR all day, but he just snuck up behind me and jumped into the chair and landed right on the incision. That did not feel cool at all.

 

[YSR]

I just ordered a Homer-type delivery order of food. :X

 

[Bogart]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Front row l-r: Scaredy Sox....Betsy Boypants....Stewardess for Amish Airways....1930s Nurse.....Holly Hobby still?.....Punishment Haircut....Poo

Middle Row l-r: Bjorn Borg Shorts....Hank Highwaist....Admiral Belt of the USS Izod....Come at me bro.....Pierre Peefart....Harpo McRacingstripe

Back row l-r: Blank Stare Brody....Don't make me stand next to the 'funny' kid....JM J Bullock Jr....Cindy Brady on eXtasy....I FREEAKING LOVE THE LETTER H....I see your belt and raise you ultra-belt.

ETA: Missed one.

I honestly can't stop laughing/crying on this one.

 

[mr. furley]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

back row, top right

 

[EYLive]

Does Racing Stripe remind anyone else of CrossEyed's kid?

 

[Marvin]

I just ordered a Homer-type delivery order of food. :X

Girl Scout cookies?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Good news alert:The U-10 Pink Panthers girls soccer team destroyed the Tornadoes last night 7-1 to advance to the semi-finals in the playoffs. I chalk this up to coaching.

 

[YSR]

I just ordered a Homer-type delivery order of food. :X

Girl Scout cookies?

Calzone and loaded potato wedges (I needed to get to the $8 minimum order).

 

[Mr.Pack]

I just ordered a Homer-type delivery order of food. :X

Girl Scout cookies?

Calzone and loaded potato wedges (I needed to get to the $8 minimum order).

I did that once, when my wife and daughter were out of town. To get to the minimum order I ordered 2 Calzones.Yep, ate em both.

 

[Thorn]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

Front row l-r: Scaredy Sox....Betsy Boypants....Stewardess for Amish Airways....1930s Nurse.....Holly Hobby still?.....Punishment Haircut....Poo

Middle Row l-r: Bjorn Borg Shorts....Hank Highwaist....Admiral Belt of the USS Izod....Come at me bro.....Pierre Peefart....Harpo McRacingstripe

Back row l-r: Blank Stare Brody....Don't make me stand next to the 'funny' kid....JM J Bullock Jr....Cindy Brady on eXtasy....I FREEAKING LOVE THE LETTER H....I see your belt and raise you ultra-belt.

ETA: Missed one.

good christ

 

[krista4]

Ooof, I don't know that I'm ready for a newborn. I've got it on easy street right now. My boys basically take care of themselves. My life...it's about to get turned upside on its head. Neat.Wife's grandfather died suddenly today. Well, as suddenly as one can go at the age of 92. One helluva a guy. WWII hero, owned his own cement business, raised 6 kids. Lucky to have met him. Every Xmas, he wrote a check for $25 to every single grandkid, their spouses and all his great grandkids. With 6 kids - all Italian Catholic - you can only imagine the amount of multiplying going forth. Lotta check writing for a 92 year old man. Planted a rose bush in his back yard for each of his granddaughters and would sing to them to help them grown/bloom. He had champion caliber roses in his back yard. To this day, he is the only human being I know who LOVED to receive my mother's home made fig preserves. Now that he's gone, I can only hope she gives them to me.

sorry to hear gb. Sounds like you are a better man for having known him. and feel free to have you mother send me that unclaimed jar of fig preserves. They're my favorite thing to spread over my Sunday morning biscuits (unlees she makes the kind with strawberry jello- she can keep those).

Done deal. She has a fig tree in her yard and is always sad when most of them rot off. She has a few neighbors that will pick them and she sends my boys up in the tree to pick them for her preserves, but there just isn't a huge demand for them. I'll be pleased to let her know there is another fig fan out there who would gladly take her preserves.

Ooh... I want to get in line. I love fig jam and I imagine fig preserves have to be similar

Geez, send some fig preserves this way, too. Who wouldn't love fig preserves?

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?

 

[mr. furley]

My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?

 

[shuke]

Now, if you KNOW the answer to this one, please excuse yourself from the contest and let the others try and guess.

In the spirit of Tanner posting his 1st grade portrait paintings from the class 1848-1849, see if you can spot little GM.

There's no one who wouldn't be able to get this.

 

[shuke]

Harpo McRacingstripe

 

[shuke]

My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?

What is it? Don't make me look it up.

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?

That's super helpful. What a dickfor.

 

[-fish-]

My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?

What is it? Don't make me look it up.

BDSM romance novels

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?

What is it? Don't make me look it up.

Some kinda chick porn. I don't really know but it seems to be mentioned often both by dudes and by chicks, and one of my wife's friends even told her about it. I'm just wondering if it's gonna make her a little more frisky, a lot more frisky, or like that weirdo dude in the cage thread's wife.

 

[-fish-]

My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?

What is it? Don't make me look it up.

Some kinda chick porn. I don't really know but it seems to be mentioned often both by dudes and by chicks, and one of my wife's friends even told her about it. I'm just wondering if it's gonna make her a little more frisky, a lot more frisky, or like that weirdo dude in the cage thread's wife.

this

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?

What is it? Don't make me look it up.

Some kinda chick porn. I don't really know but it seems to be mentioned often both by dudes and by chicks, and one of my wife's friends even told her about it. I'm just wondering if it's gonna make her a little more frisky, a lot more frisky, or like that weirdo dude in the cage thread's wife.

this

Wait, I don't want to have to put in a whole lot of effort here.

 

[Thorn]

A lot more frisky and wanting you to take charge.

 

[Frostillicus]

A lot more frisky and wanting you to take charge.

I'm down with this. I just don't want to have to come up with weird tasks or whatever.

 

[Bogart]

Look like #### after a long day of work and moving, but only seem fitting to do it then and there.

 

[KGB]

My wife got the 50 shades of grey book. What should I expect?

wifes sisters told her to get it. :thataintnothumb:

 

[Marvin]

For the hundredth time why do I bother going into Chicago Bear threads in the SP?

 

[-fish-]

at 6 this morning, I heard my phone start going off with text messages. I was half asleep, so I ignored it. when I got up, I found 15 text messages from Knuckles, who I haven't talked to since Christmas. It was a long, crazed rant about what an ####### I am.

Pretty sure this means sex in the near future.

 

[Bogart]

For the hundredth time why do I bother going into Chicago Bear threads in the SP?

I got half a page into a Cowboy thread and went running and screaming out of the Pool.I should know better.