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Ron Artest was on Conan tonight and he was pretty funny. I'd have a beer with him.Oh and just because Tre wanted to take a road trip and make fun of me while playing softball, I'm hitting .750 for the season so far 
/woz
But I've been posting here for awhile now and I don't look like this.So, here's the deal. The places I go aren't teeming with hipsters. Because I'm not a ####### hipster. At some point, you are what you associate with.I'm in a cafe in my hometown. In the next booth is a white dude with dreads and a braided beard. He's desperately trying to sell a "gemstone collection with some jade pieces that are um like probably from a few ancient South American sites" on his smartphone to no less than 6 different dealers in the past 30 minutes. He's currently looking up more dealers on his laptop.
Also present are requisite numbers of hipsters and artsy hot chicks. The walls are adorned with crappy local art drawn in charcoal. Mostly ugly women in hijabs.
I know what you're thinking: Vader is in his element. The thing is, I keep thinking about how great it'd be if a ####faced GMTAN crew rolled into this place at peak hours. A drunk Tanner pretending to be interested in the bearded guy's gems would be
For added weirdness, as I was writing this a barista walked by with a leather notebook labeled STRENGTH in huge letters, asking if any of us lost it.
Who needs drugs in a place like this?
My wife also watches every episode of Scorned, Snapped, How to Get Away With Killing Your Husband...'King_Kelly said:'Corky said:Investigative Discovery Channel I (Almost) Got Away With It FTW'YSR said:So, I shot my scenes today and while it was kind of fun and a little bit of a thrill, I couldn't imagine that being something I would do all the time. There is a lot of down time. I was there for 4.5 hours, all told. Which was fine because I was there to babysit and was getting paid to do so, but I think I would get tired of all that waiting around for what turned out to be about 25 minutes of filming.My longest scene is about 1:30 when I'm walking the detectives down the hallway to the storage unit, and then I unlock it for them. They had the detectives walk in front of me because it was a dark hallway and they wanted some flashlight effects. So all is well and good until I hear, "Okay, great, guys. Now let's do the same shot, but let's shoot it from the back." What I've not mentioned in here is the first-year-of-marriage weight that oh-so-many of us females put on (which is also why I've not produced any sort of shot video). So, I politely mentioned that for the good of the shoot, they let me walk 3rd from the front instead of 4th. This suggestion was shot down.It is for this reason that I will not tell any of you the name of the show, or even the network on which it airs (it's not A&E as I previously thought). This will not be my finest TV debut.
As soon as she described the show, I knew that she wasn't going to be on A&E.Worries me a bit that Angrywife watches so much ID since 50% or more of the shows deal with scorned women who have murdered their worthless husbands.
I figured. I was just wondering if you were here in town or in Ithaca. Your description pretty much fits most experiences I've had in Ithaca, though.'Jeff Vader said:Adopted one. Guy named Odysseus was mayor awhile back. Before he went MIA in the war. Terrible loss. Weird dude though, truth be told. Ok this line is going nowhere. Ithaca. I'm talking about Ithaca.Which hometown is this?I'm in a cafe in my hometown. In the next booth is a white dude with dreads and a braided beard. He's desperately trying to sell a "gemstone collection with some jade pieces that are um like probably from a few ancient South American sites" on his smartphone to no less than 6 different dealers in the past 30 minutes. He's currently looking up more dealers on his laptop.
Also present are requisite numbers of hipsters and artsy hot chicks. The walls are adorned with crappy local art drawn in charcoal. Mostly ugly women in hijabs.
I know what you're thinking: Vader is in his element. The thing is, I keep thinking about how great it'd be if a ####faced GMTAN crew rolled into this place at peak hours. A drunk Tanner pretending to be interested in the bearded guy's gems would be
For added weirdness, as I was writing this a barista walked by with a leather notebook labeled STRENGTH in huge letters, asking if any of us lost it.
Who needs drugs in a place like this?
They've tightened #### up around here. I think the well might be going dry.'cosjobs said:I expect to have a screener from Frosty by JuneI have a team of internet nerds on this already. I'd look for a late July/early August first run.'YSR said:
Here's a bumper sticker I see everywhere.I love this place for its peaceful weirdness, I really do.I figured. I was just wondering if you were here in town or in Ithaca. Your description pretty much fits most experiences I've had in Ithaca, though.'Jeff Vader said:Adopted one. Guy named Odysseus was mayor awhile back. Before he went MIA in the war. Terrible loss. Weird dude though, truth be told. Ok this line is going nowhere. Ithaca. I'm talking about Ithaca.Which hometown is this?I'm in a cafe in my hometown. In the next booth is a white dude with dreads and a braided beard. He's desperately trying to sell a "gemstone collection with some jade pieces that are um like probably from a few ancient South American sites" on his smartphone to no less than 6 different dealers in the past 30 minutes. He's currently looking up more dealers on his laptop.
Also present are requisite numbers of hipsters and artsy hot chicks. The walls are adorned with crappy local art drawn in charcoal. Mostly ugly women in hijabs.
I know what you're thinking: Vader is in his element. The thing is, I keep thinking about how great it'd be if a ####faced GMTAN crew rolled into this place at peak hours. A drunk Tanner pretending to be interested in the bearded guy's gems would be
For added weirdness, as I was writing this a barista walked by with a leather notebook labeled STRENGTH in huge letters, asking if any of us lost it.
Who needs drugs in a place like this?
But the guy in Florida is writing a dissertation on Vietnam! F##KING NAM! There's only been three wars since!
Medieval HistoryWas this ever a money grab?
No offense but this may not mean what you think it means.
Hey now. Without this field Marcellus would have never known the historical uses of a blowtorch.Medieval HistoryWas this ever a money grab?
"Son, condoms suck. If your nose itched, you wouldn't put a paper bag over your head and then scratch it. This is pretty much the same thing."
Not to get all serious here, but we as a society need people to fulfill that role, and while we may not choose to reward them as financiers and plumbers, they certainly should not have to be on welfare/food stamps.
Broadway 2030 - Lil Vader and the Tapping Faghagsundercard - Little gay GM does live shots
I was being half a wise-###. Having a degree in History myself I know full well what's it's worth to society.Not to get all serious here, but we as a society need people to fulfill that role, and while we may not choose to reward them as financiers and plumbers, they certainly should not have to be on welfare/food stamps.
So what I was saying was that we, as a society need you.scaryI was being half a wise-###. Having a degree in History myself I know full well what's it's worth to society.Not to get all serious here, but we as a society need people to fulfill that role, and while we may not choose to reward them as financiers and plumbers, they certainly should not have to be on welfare/food stamps.
I completely agree. But I think you also need to look at your education path and decide if you can make a career out of it or not.I would have loved to have majored in something like medieval history, or Literature before 1600, but there is little to no way to make a living in that field. There are only so many teaching jobs. Plus, she is only working 20 hours a week. Is she suppose to get full time pay for working part time?Not to get all serious here, but we as a society need people to fulfill that role, and while we may not choose to reward them as financiers and plumbers, they certainly should not have to be on welfare/food stamps.
that is unless he's going to be a bottom
LOL, my son is seven and the only boy in his Hip-Hop class at his school (25 girls or so). Granted it's hip-hop and not tap and he loves sports rather than loathes them, but I get where you're coming from.
Looks like Mittens got into the homebrew again.
Not to get all serious here, but we as a society need people to fulfill that role, and while we may not choose to reward them as financiers and plumbers, they certainly should not have to be on welfare/food stamps.
After the nuclear-zombie apocalypse when the world turns medieval again (only with gasoline and steroided guys in hockey masks), our medieval historians will be the only people to guide us.
I'd like to see syllabus for that class.Unit 1: Intercourse with females.'Jeff Vader said:Yea, but if you're the only guy in a hip hop class, the 25 girls are your hos. Speaking of this. What exactly is a hip hop class? They have classes on this now?
Do the kids listen to a lot of N.W.A.? Wu Tang? Tupac?
Don't get me wrong - it's a great art form. But a class?
Unit 3: How to avoid dying while tryingI'd like to see syllabus for that class.Unit 1: Intercourse with females.'Jeff Vader said:Yea, but if you're the only guy in a hip hop class, the 25 girls are your hos. Speaking of this. What exactly is a hip hop class? They have classes on this now?
Do the kids listen to a lot of N.W.A.? Wu Tang? Tupac?
Don't get me wrong - it's a great art form. But a class?
Unit 2: Acquire currency.
"Ph.D. in medieval history". What did she expect with this?
Unit 4: Kidnap that fool.Unit 3: How to avoid dying while tryingI'd like to see syllabus for that class.Unit 1: Intercourse with females.'Jeff Vader said:Yea, but if you're the only guy in a hip hop class, the 25 girls are your hos. Speaking of this. What exactly is a hip hop class? They have classes on this now?
Do the kids listen to a lot of N.W.A.? Wu Tang? Tupac?
Don't get me wrong - it's a great art form. But a class?
Unit 2: Acquire currency.
Satellite Delay Shuke."Ph.D. in medieval history". What did she expect with this?
We already have enough people fulfilling the role, obviously.Not to get all serious here, but we as a society need people to fulfill that role, and while we may not choose to reward them as financiers and plumbers, they certainly should not have to be on welfare/food stamps.
organize renaissance fairs. she's gotta be one of those SCA freaks."Ph.D. in medieval history". What did she expect with this?
"Ph.D. in medieval history". What did she expect with this?
Hadn't looked at it this way.
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DAMN YOU'RE AWESOME FOR BEING ABLE TO MONITOR THIS THREAD IN REAL TIME."Ph.D. in medieval history". What did she expect with this?
DAMN YOU'RE AWESOME FOR BEING ABLE TO MONITOR THIS THREAD IN REAL TIME."Ph.D. in medieval history". What did she expect with this?
That's not why I'm awesome and you know it.
If you're referring to what I think you're referring to, I doubt there's one that's not relatively easy. You just put stuff in the pan and cook it.
I forget.DAMN YOU'RE AWESOME FOR BEING ABLE TO MONITOR THIS THREAD IN REAL TIME."Ph.D. in medieval history". What did she expect with this?
