GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

YES! Like I said before my "Today in History" is the day Bob Marley died.So I talk about Marley for a minute or two, including how he died of cancer. Then a girl raises her hand.Girl 1: I thought he got shot or something.Me: Well yeah but that was years before he died. Although he did shoot the sheriff. But he didn't....(pause to see who can finish the line)Girl 2: But he didn't kill the officer!Me:

(I was getting to it)

 

[Marvin]

YES! Like I said before my "Today in History" is the day Bob Marley died.So I talk about Marley for a minute or two, including how he died of cancer. Then a girl raises her hand.Girl 1: I thought he got shot or something.Me: Well yeah but that was years before he died. Although he did shoot the sheriff. But he didn't....(pause to see who can finish the line)Girl 2: But he didn't kill the officer!Me:

(I was getting to it)

I was kidding. SLB sent me a gift basket after my bro-in-law died. He is prince among men. No homo.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Our Bills just signed Vince Young? Oh boy. Bring in Reggie Bush and we can get all the top picks from that same draft together.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I applied for a job about a month back. I provided both my phone number and email address for contact info.I haven't heard anything yet. This isn't that unusual for this type of job, but I am starting to wonder if I'll be offered an interview. There's also a slight complication: I don't own a cellphone (hate them) and the answering machine for my home phone is stuck in Spanish mode. I've tried everything but can't get it back to English. I'm slightly worried that their human resources monkey called, got confused by the Spanish, and hung up without leaving a message. However, I'm Facebook Friends with one of the people doing the hiring (not from HR - the actual department I'd work in). Is it bad form to send a FB message asking about when they're scheduling interviews? I'm leaning toward not saying anything...

you should probably get over your hate of cell phones

 

[Marvin]

Our Bills just signed Vince Young? Oh boy. Bring in Reggie Bush and we can get all the top picks from that same draft together.

Ferguson too.

 

[Marvin]

Catmoflage

 

[No. 16]

I don't understand why people have cellphones. The only reason I can see needing one is if you break down on the highway or get held up by ruffians.

Yah, I guess being able to answer a potential job offer from where ever you are is pretty inconvenient.

Why can't you wait until you get home?

I applied for a job about a month back. I provided both my phone number and email address for contact info.I haven't heard anything yet. This isn't that unusual for this type of job, but I am starting to wonder if I'll be offered an interview. There's also a slight complication: I don't own a cellphone (hate them) and the answering machine for my home phone is stuck in Spanish mode. I've tried everything but can't get it back to English. I'm slightly worried that their human resources monkey called, got confused by the Spanish, and hung up without leaving a message. However, I'm Facebook Friends with one of the people doing the hiring (not from HR - the actual department I'd work in). Is it bad form to send a FB message asking about when they're scheduling interviews? I'm leaning toward not saying anything...

 

[Marvin]

Don't fall for it.

 

[-fish-]

Don't fall for it.

 

[-fish-]

figure it beats the hell out of egg casserole chat.

 

[Marvin]

My weekend plans.

 

[Drifter]

My weekend plans.

That's one cool monkey.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

figure it beats the hell out of egg casserole chat.

I have a conference line we can use if you'd like to share the audio.

 

[cosjobs]

Don't fall for it.

That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen since Edison invented sliced bread

 

[Apes with Guns]

i played minecraft 360 for 2 hours this morning and was late for work.

 

[Marvin]

I would watch this show.

 

[Osaurus]

Toonces seems like appropriate host for this IMO.

 

[Marvin]

Toonces seems like appropriate host for this IMO.

Toonces isn't real, dummy.

 

[Osaurus]

Toonces seems like appropriate host for this IMO.

Toonces isn't real, dummy.

That's what THEY want you to think.

 

[Thorn]

I applied for a job about a month back. I provided both my phone number and email address for contact info.

I haven't heard anything yet. This isn't that unusual for this type of job, but I am starting to wonder if I'll be offered an interview.

There's also a slight complication: I don't own a cellphone (hate them) and the answering machine for my home phone is stuck in Spanish mode. I've tried everything but can't get it back to English. I'm slightly worried that their human resources monkey called, got confused by the Spanish, and hung up without leaving a message.

However, I'm Facebook Friends with one of the people doing the hiring (not from HR - the actual department I'd work in).

Is it bad form to send a FB message asking about when they're scheduling interviews?

I'm leaning toward not saying anything...

I think Yao Ming begs to differ.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I think Yao Ming begs to differ.

alias transfer

 

[Thorn]

I think Yao Ming begs to differ.

alias transfer

O I C

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Traded for an alias to be named later.

 

[Marvin]

I no longer even try to keep track of aliases including my own.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I no longer even try to keep track of aliases including my own.

Do you have some kind of cheatsheet for all of yours?

 

[Marvin]

I no longer even try to keep track of aliases including my own.

Do you have some kind of cheatsheet for all of yours?

No. It would number in the 40s at least.

 

[HighBeams]

I no longer even try to keep track of aliases including my own.

Do you have some kind of cheatsheet for all of yours?

No. It would number in the 40s at least.

You should stick to one name.

 

[Marvin]

I no longer even try to keep track of aliases including my own.

Do you have some kind of cheatsheet for all of yours?

No. It would number in the 40s at least.

You should stick to one name.

YOU should stick to one name: Buttface.

 

[YSR]

I no longer even try to keep track of aliases including my own.

I started to add up all of your posts in here once but after about 6 aliaiai, I gave up.

 

[HighBeams]

I no longer even try to keep track of aliases including my own.

Do you have some kind of cheatsheet for all of yours?

No. It would number in the 40s at least.

You should stick to one name.

YOU should stick to one name: Buttface.

My original name has been killT dead twice. :(

 

[Thorn]

I no longer even try to keep track of aliases including my own.

Probably a good idea bc some of your aliai are real richards.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Even though I walked through the cabin 3 times while the rest of the guys were waiting for me in the van to go home, I somehow managed to leave my over night bag there. Did I mention it may or may not have pot in it? I honestly don't know.

Got it back today. Yeah, there was a bag of demon weed in there.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

who needs phones or even speech for that matter? I can communicate just fine with body language and hand gestures.

Clicks and pops for me.

YES! Like I said before my "Today in History" is the day Bob Marley died.So I talk about Marley for a minute or two, including how he died of cancer. Then a girl raises her hand.Girl 1: I thought he got shot or something.Me: Well yeah but that was years before he died. Although he did shoot the sheriff. But he didn't....(pause to see who can finish the line)Girl 2: But he didn't kill the officer!Me:

To the GMTANers who were in on sending me the care package, thank you very very much. I'm pretty sure SLB was the ringleader. You guys are too kind.Reading the note made me cry like a baby.Thank you, that was extremely thoughtful.

All HJS's idea.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm about to give Mrs. SLB her first Mother's Day present.

Spoiler

A new electric can opener!

 

[Tecumseh]

Click me

Sign him up

 

[Mr.Pack]

who needs phones or even speech for that matter? I can communicate just fine with body language and hand gestures.

Clicks and pops for me.

YES! Like I said before my "Today in History" is the day Bob Marley died.So I talk about Marley for a minute or two, including how he died of cancer. Then a girl raises her hand.Girl 1: I thought he got shot or something.Me: Well yeah but that was years before he died. Although he did shoot the sheriff. But he didn't....(pause to see who can finish the line)Girl 2: But he didn't kill the officer!Me:

To the GMTANers who were in on sending me the care package, thank you very very much. I'm pretty sure SLB was the ringleader. You guys are too kind.Reading the note made me cry like a baby.Thank you, that was extremely thoughtful.

All HJS's idea.

Thanks Homer, you're a hellofa guy.

 

[Marvin]

Bat scaring the crap out of a lion.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I think Yao Ming begs to differ.

alias transfer

Who has the keys now?

 

[proninja]

I don't understand why people have cellphones. The only reason I can see needing one is if you break down on the highway or get held up by ruffians.

So they can get a job, apparently.

 

[EYLive]

I'm about to give Mrs. SLB her first Mother's Day present.

Spoiler

A new electric can opener!

I hope you're good at ducking punches.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm about to give Mrs. SLB her first Mother's Day present.

Spoiler

A new electric can opener!

I hope you're good at ducking punches. I'm giving her a pearl necklace on Sunday.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bat scaring the crap out of a lion.

Bat?

Crap?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

who needs phones or even speech for that matter? I can communicate just fine with body language and hand gestures.

Clicks and pops for me.

YES! Like I said before my "Today in History" is the day Bob Marley died.So I talk about Marley for a minute or two, including how he died of cancer. Then a girl raises her hand.Girl 1: I thought he got shot or something.Me: Well yeah but that was years before he died. Although he did shoot the sheriff. But he didn't....(pause to see who can finish the line)Girl 2: But he didn't kill the officer!Me:

To the GMTANers who were in on sending me the care package, thank you very very much. I'm pretty sure SLB was the ringleader. You guys are too kind.Reading the note made me cry like a baby.Thank you, that was extremely thoughtful.

All HJS's idea.

Come on now, I can't take ALL the credit.

 

[mr. furley]

The only thing I'm pissed about is the fact she spent more on lingerie for one trip to see him than she did our whole 11 years married. But the fact that she is dating is a load off my back.

And one on hers.

Dude

 

[mr. furley]

Side note to my last post.....The package was dropped off in the early evening. I didn't think anything of it because we get Inkjet and Toner Cartridges delivered a few days a week.So I went to bed not opening it. A little while later my wife came in the bedroom and asked what a GMTAN was. Then she said, with tears in her eyes that I had to read it, I was so surprised and touched that I started bawling.So thoughtful....Thank you, you guys are what make this place so good.

well played, gmtan. well played

 

[YSR]

I walked a good, solid 1.5 lengths of the local Home Depot today with about 6 feet of toilet paper hanging down from the back of my pants. Why wouldn't someone tell me this was going on?? I'm looking at you, guy who STOOD THERE WITH ME FOR 5 MINUTES WHILE YOU MADE ME A KEY.

 

[shuke]

I walked a good, solid 1.5 lengths of the local Home Depot today with about 6 feet of toilet paper hanging down from the back of my pants. Why wouldn't someone tell me this was going on?? I'm looking at you, guy who STOOD THERE WITH ME FOR 5 MINUTES WHILE YOU MADE ME A KEY.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I walked a good, solid 1.5 lengths of the local Home Depot today with about 6 feet of toilet paper hanging down from the back of my pants. Why wouldn't someone tell me this was going on?? I'm looking at you, guy who STOOD THERE WITH ME FOR 5 MINUTES WHILE YOU MADE ME A KEY.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Side note to my last post.....The package was dropped off in the early evening. I didn't think anything of it because we get Inkjet and Toner Cartridges delivered a few days a week.So I went to bed not opening it. A little while later my wife came in the bedroom and asked what a GMTAN was. Then she said, with tears in her eyes that I had to read it, I was so surprised and touched that I started bawling.So thoughtful....Thank you, you guys are what make this place so good.

well played, gmtan. well played

 

[urbanhack]

Bat scaring the crap out of a lion.

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