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Find Friends app the same thing? It's probably great for stalking your spouse.

I thought Find my Phone was for finding your phone after it gets lost.

 
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Find my iPhone IS for when your phone gets lost or stolen, but you can also use it any other time.

And there's nothing to be :unsure: or :ph34r: about. Thus far today, he's been at two of our rental houses collecting rent and Home Depot. To be honest, it likely works in his favor because I am not calling him 4 times a day to see where he is, if he's done the errands we agreed he'd do, etc.

He keeps claiming he's going to figure out how to disable it, though.

 
'YSR said:
Find my iPhone IS for when your phone gets lost or stolen, but you can also use it any other time. And there's nothing to be :unsure: or :ph34r: about. Thus far today, he's been at two of our rental houses collecting rent and Home Depot. To be honest, it likely works in his favor because I am not calling him 4 times a day to see where he is, if he's done the errands we agreed he'd do, etc.He keeps claiming he's going to figure out how to disable it, though.
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Just tell him to keep it on in case he ever drops the phone in his parents backyard. It would take weeks to sort through everything to find it.
 
'General Malaise said:
My sister has a new boyfriend. His name is Asit and he likes to climb to the top of Mt. Hood and ski down. Naked. :mellow:

Guy comes over Friday night to our family dinner, only he doesn't show up until like 8:45. He comes in with a bottle of McCallen (sp?) Scotch for my mom, a six-pack of Bud Long Necks for my dad, two bags of candy for my sons (my nephews were with their dad) and a cigar for me. I don't know who loves him more at this point, my mother, my sister, my kids or me. I think my dad would be in the running if Asit knew he prefered Bud in a can.

Good to see my sister happy again. She was in a miserable funk spiral since October. Not sure how long this relationship will last, but he won us over.
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LOL
Next thrill: maybe college

Rathod now lives in Hood River and manages a car dealership there. And he's investing in the next phase of his life with the same zest he put into skiing -- a life that is more in line with the expectations of his parents and their close-knit Indian culture.

Rathod wants to finish college "for my parents" -- he's 16 credits shy of his degree -- although he says the book project is the latest thing delaying him from enrolling in classes.
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Good stuff, Homer. You can be like that show on USA where the doctor makes house calls and bones hot chicks* - except you don't have to go through medical school.

*I have no idea if this is actually what the show is about, I'm merely guessing.

 
Homer> you got a new place picked out? Last I heard the Hamptons costs some heavy coin. Have you looked into Williamsburg? I hear it's cheap and full of fun-loving, down-to-earth types who like cheap beer and bowling alleys.

 
'Corky said:
Romo has to feel that leash tightening.
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'Homer J Simpson said:
'Corky said:
Romo has to feel that leash tightening.
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:goodposting:Jebus, woman. Back away from the tracking devices. :ph34r:
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'mr. furley said:
'Corky said:
Romo has to feel that leash tightening.
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:goodposting: those fingers are leaving marks on the neck
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Calm down, gentlemen. It was meant to be a joke. He was sitting right here laughing with me when I replied to explain myself better. Sure I feel like I don't contribute much to this thread, but I'm not going to create some kind of drama in my marriage in order to do so.
'shamwow! said:
A personality conflict I've had with someone here just made a lot more sense.
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Me?
 
'shamwow! said:
Homer> you got a new place picked out? Last I heard the Hamptons costs some heavy coin. Have you looked into Williamsburg? I hear it's cheap and full of fun-loving, down-to-earth types who like cheap beer and bowling alleys.
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Staying at my sister's awesome house in East Hampton. :thumbup:
 
Sorry YSR... That kind of technology just freaks me out. Nothing would make me squirm o look for a way out faster an knowing my every movement was being tracked.

 
'Corky said:
Sorry YSR... That kind of technology just freaks me out. Nothing would make me squirm o look for a way out faster an knowing my every movement was being tracked.
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No, I get it. We just installed it last night so there's a novelty in it right now. I will probably use it in the future, but only when necessary.But I really do get what you're saying above and am sensitive to that.
 
I bought Cal an iPod Touch for his birthday tomorrow. I really don't believe in buying expensive gifts for my kids but I know my Dad (he didn't believe in buying his son expensive gifts) and he's going to buy him something really cool and it would be nice if for once my gift was his coolest. Plus I kind of splurged and bought that robot vacuum cleaner off of Woot yesterday. :bag:

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
I bought Cal an iPod Touch for his birthday tomorrow. I really don't believe in buying expensive gifts for my kids but I know my Dad (he didn't believe in buying his son expensive gifts) and he's going to buy him something really cool and it would be nice if for once my gift was his coolest. Plus I kind of splurged and bought that robot vacuum cleaner off of Woot yesterday. :bag:
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Awesome!
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'shamwow! said:
Homer> you got a new place picked out? Last I heard the Hamptons costs some heavy coin. Have you looked into Williamsburg? I hear it's cheap and full of fun-loving, down-to-earth types who like cheap beer and bowling alleys.
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Staying at my sister's awesome house in East Hampton. :thumbup:
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How close are you to Jackson Pollock's house? You can't miss it. It's the one with the f-ed up paint job.
 
'Marvin said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I bought Cal an iPod Touch for his birthday tomorrow. I really don't believe in buying expensive gifts for my kids but I know my Dad (he didn't believe in buying his son expensive gifts) and he's going to buy him something really cool and it would be nice if for once my gift was his coolest. Plus I kind of splurged and bought that robot vacuum cleaner off of Woot yesterday. :bag:
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Awesome!
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:thumbup: Got the fleshlight option too.
 
We were "requested" at work to take a "school climate survey" on line. I thought it was going to have to do with weather but it wasn't. I'm sure it has something to do with complying with some sort of state requirement or whatever.

The questions on the survey were pretty basic: "Your school provides a positive learning environment" "The administrators respond to your concerns in a timely manner" etc etc. You had to pick an answer from "strongly disagree" to "strongly agree". You get the picture.

Here's the stupid part. The quiz is supposed to be totally anonymous. Yet at the beginning of the quiz you have to indicate your school site, your department, and how many years you've been with the district. It's not that hard to figure out who is who with that kind of data.

So in the spot where we are supposed to type in our job title I put "GREATEST. TEACHER. EVER. SERIOUSLY." Then I checked off "neutral" for everything.

My link

 
'Marvin said:
We were "requested" at work to take a "school climate survey" on line. I thought it was going to have to do with weather but it wasn't. I'm sure it has something to do with complying with some sort of state requirement or whatever.

The questions on the survey were pretty basic: "Your school provides a positive learning environment" "The administrators respond to your concerns in a timely manner" etc etc. You had to pick an answer from "strongly disagree" to "strongly agree". You get the picture.

Here's the stupid part. The quiz is supposed to be totally anonymous. Yet at the beginning of the quiz you have to indicate your school site, your department, and how many years you've been with the district. It's not that hard to figure out who is who with that kind of data.

So in the spot where we are supposed to type in our job title I put "GREATEST. TEACHER. EVER. SERIOUSLY." Then I checked off "neutral" for everything.

My link
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You are my hero. Seriously. I want to buy you a brewery right now. Unfortunately I'm too poor. Raincheck?
 
'shamwow! said:
'Marvin said:
We were "requested" at work to take a "school climate survey" on line. I thought it was going to have to do with weather but it wasn't. I'm sure it has something to do with complying with some sort of state requirement or whatever.

The questions on the survey were pretty basic: "Your school provides a positive learning environment" "The administrators respond to your concerns in a timely manner" etc etc. You had to pick an answer from "strongly disagree" to "strongly agree". You get the picture.

Here's the stupid part. The quiz is supposed to be totally anonymous. Yet at the beginning of the quiz you have to indicate your school site, your department, and how many years you've been with the district. It's not that hard to figure out who is who with that kind of data.

So in the spot where we are supposed to type in our job title I put "GREATEST. TEACHER. EVER. SERIOUSLY." Then I checked off "neutral" for everything.

My link
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You are my hero. Seriously. I want to buy you a brewery right now. Unfortunately I'm too poor. Raincheck?
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Update: I read this to my better half. She literally laughed out, clapped, then said "well played, sir, well played," with a British accent.No, I don't understand the last part either.

 
Tupsis graduated from Penn Law today. So proud of her. She won an award for social justice for performing the most pro bono hours of her entire graduating class. The requirement was 75. 125 or so gets distinguished recognition. She managed to log 650! This while also being the Editor in Chief of the Journal for Law and Social Change and one of the heads of the Moot Court Competition. Oh, and graduating Cum Laude. Just a very cool day.

 
'Tremendous Upside said:
Tupsis graduated from Penn Law today. So proud of her. She won an award for social justice for performing the most pro bono hours of her entire graduating class. The requirement was 75. 125 or so gets distinguished recognition. She managed to log 650! This while also being the Editor in Chief of the Journal for Law and Social Change and one of the heads of the Moot Court Competition. Oh, and graduating Cum Laude. Just a very cool day.
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Cum laude and pro boner always make me laugh.Seriously, that's awesome.Can she drive?
 
'shamwow! said:
'shamwow! said:
'Marvin said:
We were "requested" at work to take a "school climate survey" on line. I thought it was going to have to do with weather but it wasn't. I'm sure it has something to do with complying with some sort of state requirement or whatever.

The questions on the survey were pretty basic: "Your school provides a positive learning environment" "The administrators respond to your concerns in a timely manner" etc etc. You had to pick an answer from "strongly disagree" to "strongly agree". You get the picture.

Here's the stupid part. The quiz is supposed to be totally anonymous. Yet at the beginning of the quiz you have to indicate your school site, your department, and how many years you've been with the district. It's not that hard to figure out who is who with that kind of data.

So in the spot where we are supposed to type in our job title I put "GREATEST. TEACHER. EVER. SERIOUSLY." Then I checked off "neutral" for everything.

My link
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You are my hero. Seriously. I want to buy you a brewery right now. Unfortunately I'm too poor. Raincheck?
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Update: I read this to my better half. She literally laughed out, clapped, then said "well played, sir, well played," with a British accent.No, I don't understand the last part either.
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My link
 
'YSR said:
Find my iPhone IS for when your phone gets lost or stolen, but you can also use it any other time. And there's nothing to be :unsure: or :ph34r: about. Thus far today, he's been at two of our rental houses collecting rent and Home Depot. To be honest, it likely works in his favor because I am not calling him 4 times a day to see where he is, if he's done the errands we agreed he'd do, etc.He keeps claiming he's going to figure out how to disable it, though.
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Serious question, why do you need to know where he is?
 
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