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HighBeams
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I'm willing to bet I've spoken to more FBGs than anyone. cosjobs may have called many but I'm sure I can cover his number...and I know I have the FBGals covered.
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cosjobs
Footballguy
cough cough
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HighBeams
Guest
Easily, old dude.
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HighBeams
Guest
Facebook IPO is all black ice, man. All black ice.
krista4
Footballguy
Vin Scully is god, no doubt about it.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I'll paint your tombstone with sputum, punk
krista4
Footballguy
Oh oh oh, I got this one! A bunch of guys make big about how they're going to buy FB stock. Those that do immediately get nervous. Those that lost out or were too much of a ##### to buy or make a statement of their intentions then make fun of those who do.Seems like there should be more to it, but I think that about covers it.
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HighBeams
Guest
That's all fine and dandy but you won't cover FBGs I've talked to.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I don't know that word.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Frankly, I really do not care. I just had always assumed that I had spoken with the most. I put up a pole to see.
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HighBeams
Guest
Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
<< Sincere happy face.
cosjobs
Footballguy
My number's over 400, but probably less than 600. That was plenty.Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Charv and I had a nice FB IPO chat today. We're in agreement, which means we're right.
charvik
Footballguy
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HighBeams
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Oh, I'm sorry, you did get your winky bent out of shape on this. Dude, settle down, I have you beat every f'n which way from Sunday on this. :e: chat used to make a game of people calling me or having me call them. I only stopped participating when I found someone I actually enjoyed talking to.My number's over 400, but probably less than 600. That was plenty.Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Jesus?Oh, I'm sorry, you did get your winky bent out of shape on this. Dude, settle down, I have you beat every f'n which way from Sunday on this. :e: chat used to make a game of people calling me or having me call them. I only stopped participating when I found someone I actually enjoyed talking to.My number's over 400, but probably less than 600. That was plenty.Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
cosjobs
Footballguy
what a tool.Oh, I'm sorry, you did get your winky bent out of shape on this. Dude, settle down, I have you beat every f'n which way from Sunday on this. :e: chat used to make a game of people calling me or having me call them. I only stopped participating when I found someone I actually enjoyed talking to.My number's over 400, but probably less than 600. That was plenty.Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
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HighBeams
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No, hair was lighter.Jesus?Oh, I'm sorry, you did get your winky bent out of shape on this. Dude, settle down, I have you beat every f'n which way from Sunday on this. :e: chat used to make a game of people calling me or having me call them. I only stopped participating when I found someone I actually enjoyed talking to.My number's over 400, but probably less than 600. That was plenty.Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Kevzilla?No, hair was lighter.Jesus?Oh, I'm sorry, you did get your winky bent out of shape on this. Dude, settle down, I have you beat every f'n which way from Sunday on this. :e: chat used to make a game of people calling me or having me call them. I only stopped participating when I found someone I actually enjoyed talking to.My number's over 400, but probably less than 600. That was plenty.Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
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HighBeams
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Great reply. You probably live some charmed life and you have loot spilling out your tuchus. Cracking on me only makes a slight dent in your overall life but that dent is there. As for me, I know who I've talked to from this board, I know who sends me PMs and I also know who really wants to make sure I'm doing alright. You post with your high & mighty attitude and expect people to bow down on your old sword...screw that. As great a guy as you might be, others think that of me. For all the great things you may have seen or done in your life, I've seen the dark side that you are afraid of and I'm still standing. So take your "400 up to 600" and kindly blow that out your posterior as your fake numbers still don't touch me.what a tool.Oh, I'm sorry, you did get your winky bent out of shape on this. Dude, settle down, I have you beat every f'n which way from Sunday on this. :e: chat used to make a game of people calling me or having me call them. I only stopped participating when I found someone I actually enjoyed talking to.My number's over 400, but probably less than 600. That was plenty.Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
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HighBeams
Guest
I wish!!!Kevzilla?No, hair was lighter.Jesus?Oh, I'm sorry, you did get your winky bent out of shape on this. Dude, settle down, I have you beat every f'n which way from Sunday on this. :e: chat used to make a game of people calling me or having me call them. I only stopped participating when I found someone I actually enjoyed talking to.My number's over 400, but probably less than 600. That was plenty.Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I've already written you off as a complete tool, you don't need to keep on confirming it.Great reply. You probably live some charmed life and you have loot spilling out your tuchus. Cracking on me only makes a slight dent in your overall life but that dent is there. As for me, I know who I've talked to from this board, I know who sends me PMs and I also know who really wants to make sure I'm doing alright. You post with your high & mighty attitude and expect people to bow down on your old sword...screw that. As great a guy as you might be, others think that of me. For all the great things you may have seen or done in your life, I've seen the dark side that you are afraid of and I'm still standing. So take your "400 up to 600" and kindly blow that out your posterior as your fake numbers still don't touch me.what a tool.Oh, I'm sorry, you did get your winky bent out of shape on this. Dude, settle down, I have you beat every f'n which way from Sunday on this. :e: chat used to make a game of people calling me or having me call them. I only stopped participating when I found someone I actually enjoyed talking to.My number's over 400, but probably less than 600. That was plenty.Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
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HighBeams
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According to my notes, you should have done that years ago or you should be part of the crowd that understands I'm doing my best to make peace. If you are too old and stupid, I guess I can't stop you.I've already written you off as a complete tool, you don't need to keep on confirming it.Great reply. You probably live some charmed life and you have loot spilling out your tuchus. Cracking on me only makes a slight dent in your overall life but that dent is there. As for me, I know who I've talked to from this board, I know who sends me PMs and I also know who really wants to make sure I'm doing alright. You post with your high & mighty attitude and expect people to bow down on your old sword...screw that. As great a guy as you might be, others think that of me. For all the great things you may have seen or done in your life, I've seen the dark side that you are afraid of and I'm still standing. So take your "400 up to 600" and kindly blow that out your posterior as your fake numbers still don't touch me.what a tool.Oh, I'm sorry, you did get your winky bent out of shape on this. Dude, settle down, I have you beat every f'n which way from Sunday on this. :e: chat used to make a game of people calling me or having me call them. I only stopped participating when I found someone I actually enjoyed talking to.My number's over 400, but probably less than 600. That was plenty.Cool. It's well known in other circles I have everyone well covered. As you were.
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HighBeams
Guest
The drive to Ithaca is going to suck. Should be a fun show though. 
Frostillicus
Footballguy
lol
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HighBeams
Guest
I agree. He might mean well but the silly old man should back off this one. If not, sucks to be him.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You seem instigating tonight.
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HighBeams
Guest
I was having fun until someone started something silly. Even then, knowing he's wrong...I'm still here for my weekly love.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I find you fascinating. I'm going to go think about it while I smoke.
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HighBeams
Guest
I'll have a smoke too.
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uou are the Vin Scully of the FFA IMOMorning gb
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Got a cool picture of some boobs or you're at a bar doing shots and can't post it here? Great, send it. I'm all for it.
FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS, ENOUGH WITH THE ####### FRACKING TEXT CONVERSATIONS!!!o11152t689128!!!!!WON!!!JUAN
My ####### phone has been vibrating for the past 27 ####### minutes straight like it's my wife's ####### rabbit giving her a clitjob when I've been out of town on ####### business for a week and a ####### half and the ####### pool boy has been out sick with a ####### herpes flare up.
FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS, ENOUGH WITH THE ####### FRACKING TEXT CONVERSATIONS!!!o11152t689128!!!!!WON!!!JUAN
My ####### phone has been vibrating for the past 27 ####### minutes straight like it's my wife's ####### rabbit giving her a clitjob when I've been out of town on ####### business for a week and a ####### half and the ####### pool boy has been out sick with a ####### herpes flare up.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I agree with all of this and I'd be willing to step in for the pool boy when he's out sick.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
That's just stupid. Coming from me that means something.
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
I could be drunk enough to fellate John Travolta and drunk dial Imp and cosjobs while doing it and I could still bowl a 37 left handed.What were you drinking so I can go get someI just bowled a 37. I've been drinking.
proninja
Footballguy
Now imagine you're paying for the building rental, the accompanist, have to set up and tear down all the chairs, are the gofer for anything anyone needs, have to make small talk with people you don't know, watch the whole recital, and none of them are even your kids. /marriedaviolinteacher
had some amazing apple pie moonshine tonight. Also, if you need a recipe for some basting for grilled shrimp (or if you actually chargrill your own oysters):
The Sauce (for 1 lb of shrimp or 1 dozen oysters)
1 Stick Unsalted Butter, very soft
1 Pinch Kosher Salt
1 tsp Freshly Ground Black Pepper
1 Tbsp Minced Garlic
4 Tbsp Pecorino Romano
1 pinch Cayenne
1 pinch White Pepper
1 Spritz Lemon Juice
1 tsp Minced Italian Parsley
Whisk together all ingredients.
Shrimp: thrown on grill on skewers and baste both sides...grill til slightly blackened
Oysters: Shuck and get grill super hot (+450)...let oysters cook in own juices until they bubble...then throw on a dollop of the sauce...cook til bubbling, then take off grill, eat, then have an orgasm
The Sauce (for 1 lb of shrimp or 1 dozen oysters)
1 Stick Unsalted Butter, very soft
1 Pinch Kosher Salt
1 tsp Freshly Ground Black Pepper
1 Tbsp Minced Garlic
4 Tbsp Pecorino Romano
1 pinch Cayenne
1 pinch White Pepper
1 Spritz Lemon Juice
1 tsp Minced Italian Parsley
Whisk together all ingredients.
Shrimp: thrown on grill on skewers and baste both sides...grill til slightly blackened
Oysters: Shuck and get grill super hot (+450)...let oysters cook in own juices until they bubble...then throw on a dollop of the sauce...cook til bubbling, then take off grill, eat, then have an orgasm
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
SO everyone went out tonight?
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