GM's thread about nothing (77 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

what's a meal cost at Noma?

@ the current exchange rate, probably $250 - $400, depending on what you drink.

Are we talking about the same Norman, Oklahoma Museum of Art? Last time I went it was about $18, but that included a bottle of wine

if the best restaurant in the world was in Oklahoma that would be something.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noma_%28restaurant%29

 

[Bogart]

I think I have gym etiquette figured out, but the idea of "working in" with someone still scares the #### out of me. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

Scares you how? Just say "mind if I jump in here"?

"Hey Dave, I know we're going to head into the locker room, get naked, and shower at the same time, but I'm really uncomfortable with this whole sharing a rowing machine arrangement. Could you turn around and not look while I pop off a set?"

People take their machine time seriously. Me with my slow, poor form using 1/5th the weight they are using just seems like it would annoy the crap out of them. I will just politely wait until they are gone.

 

[shuke]

I think I have gym etiquette figured out, but the idea of "working in" with someone still scares the #### out of me. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

Scares you how? Just say "mind if I jump in here"?

"Hey Dave, I know we're going to head into the locker room, get naked, and shower at the same time, but I'm really uncomfortable with this whole sharing a rowing machine arrangement. Could you turn around and not look while I pop off a set?"

People take their machine time seriously. Me with my slow, poor form using 1/5th the weight they are using just seems like it would annoy the crap out of them. I will just politely wait until they are gone.

Just stick with free weights.

 

[proninja]

Oh hai shuke > pettitte is fools gold

It's a 16 team league, but I'll take your advice into consideration.

I'm in a 13 team league where we roster 30 and have 1600 innings. Not sure how deep your league is in comparison, but I understand deep league considerations.

 

[proninja]

what's a meal cost at Noma?

@ the current exchange rate, probably $250 - $400, depending on what you drink.

Are we talking about the same Norman, Oklahoma Museum of Art? Last time I went it was about $18, but that included a bottle of wine

if the best restaurant in the world was in Oklahoma that would be something.http://en.wikipedia....28restaurant%29

I'm just hoping they don't have the best basketball team in the world when all is said and done

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hi, I'm here for the sex stuff.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I think I have gym etiquette figured out, but the idea of "working in" with someone still scares the #### out of me. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

I have no idea what this means.

Strangers taking turns on the same machine.Or sex stuff. Sometimes both.

I should join a gym.

And risk messing with perfection?

Your point is valid. Impressive, sir.

 

[WetDream]

Hi, I'm here for the sex stuff.

PM Sent

 

[shuke]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

Sorry about your pregnancy.

 

[Drifter]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

In all seriousness, get some bloodwork done and check your Thyroid and blood sugar levels.

 

[Gadzooks]

22 YO turns 23 tomorrow. She's going to be away for the long weekend and I don't have Little 'Zooks until sometime on Monday. I plan on absolutely destroying my liver this weekend. Destroying. Naked shot videos are very possible.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

22 YO turns 23 tomorrow. She's going to be away for the long weekend and I don't have Little 'Zooks until sometime on Monday. I plan on absolutely destroying my liver this weekend. Destroying. Naked shot videos are very possible.

YES!

 

[urbanhack]

I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer.

sig material?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

22 YO turns 23 tomorrow. She's going to be away for the long weekend and I don't have Little 'Zooks until sometime on Monday. I plan on absolutely destroying my liver this weekend. Destroying. Naked shot videos are very possible.

You trading her in for a younger model?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This drawer has my filing, and this drawer has my cakes and other assorted desserts.

 

[phishphan]

This drawer has my filing, and this drawer has my cakes and other assorted desserts.

 

[phishphan]

oh, hello shuke

 

[UOFI_316]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

In all seriousness, get some bloodwork done and check your Thyroid and blood sugar levels.

It is probably just a gout flareup, don't worry about it.

 

[General Malaise]

, you can't check your words on a dictionary

You can't check a dictionary, but it will tell you if something is a word or not when you try to play it. I guess that makes it easier. I didn't realize all the FB posts it was making until my wife told me.. I have since turned that off (I think)

can you look and make sure mine are all turned off? Please?

 

[General Malaise]

PEOPLE WERE HOGGING THE BATHROOM!

OH BULLSHTIIT!

 

[phishphan]

, you can't check your words on a dictionary

You can't check a dictionary, but it will tell you if something is a word or not when you try to play it. I guess that makes it easier. I didn't realize all the FB posts it was making until my wife told me.. I have since turned that off (I think)

can you look and make sure mine are all turned off? Please?

I'm not seeing any on my feed and I also don't see any on your page, so I think you're good.

 

[bentley]

At the tax office to renew the tags on the tailgate bus. The crowd is very ethnic.

Headed across the street to the liquor store to pick up some Pearl Snap Lager, my session beer of choice.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

I've been the same way. Been eating these like crazy at night. But hey, they're fat free!! My glucose is in the normal range however unlike my liver, kidneys & Vitamin D. Oh well, whattayagonnado right?I also sent an e-mail to a few of you. I hope you will forward to those people you know that will forward it to people. GM, that means your Mom.

 

[Disco Stu]

For Bentley...

Invites declined this weekend:

Sun - Adult Field Day

Mon - Memorial Day Croquet (Old South/English Garden Party apparel encouraged)

Invites accepted:

Sat - crawfish boil or birthday/pool party

Sun - plain old pool party

Mon - boating on Lake Lewisville

:nohipster:

 

[Exit 1]

At the tax office to renew the tags on the tailgate bus. The crowd is very ethnic.Headed across the street to the liquor store to pick up some Pearl Snap Lager, my session beer of choice.

Nice. How many do you drink in a single session?

 

[General Malaise]

My girlfriend (and her sister) went to a steakhouse for dinner tonight. Their tab was picked up by a random 61 year old Italian gentleman, because she's "so ####### gorgeous." He then offered to take her to the mall to buy her anything she wants, again because she's "so ####### gorgeous."At least I don't have to worry about hiding money...

You should hide your f'n fist down his trachea.

 

[phishphan]

WWF is always suggesting Tanner as someone I should play, so I assumed he played a lot. After starting a game, I see his shtick is to play horribly (his first word was "TO" for 2 points).

I think I'm going to follow suit for the game and we can see who can score the fewest points.

 

[General Malaise]

, you can't check your words on a dictionary

You can't check a dictionary, but it will tell you if something is a word or not when you try to play it. I guess that makes it easier. I didn't realize all the FB posts it was making until my wife told me.. I have since turned that off (I think)

can you look and make sure mine are all turned off? Please?

Cool. Thanks for looking out for me. Wanna play some scrabble? Zooks and YRS won't play with me anymore. I'm not seeing any on my feed and I also don't see any on your page, so I think you're good.

 

[General Malaise]

So...The girl I was seeing for about 8 months long distance broke up with me Last Sunday. Was kind of blindsided by it . Sucks. but I moved on and already have a date lined up.That said. She has sent me 4 texts so far today. I have NOT responded to any.1. Thanking me for a gift I had sent over a week ago. 2. Asking why I defriended her on FB 3.(About 30 minutes after I hadn't responded to her previous texts) Saying she hopes we can still be friends.4.(This is 2 1/2 hours after the last text) Since you're being so immature about this I now know I made the right decision. You can go ahead and be bitter about it.What should I say back?

"What's your sister's name again?"

 

[shuke]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

In all seriousness, get some bloodwork done and check your Thyroid and blood sugar levels.

Had half my thryoid taken out about 20 years ago so my levels are monitored about once a year already. And I've already gone through this whole self-diagnosed hypoglycemia thing a year or two ago where I was feeling faint and absolutely famished if I hadn't eaten for 4 hours. I thought I had it under control but maybe I am doing something differently. I did get a cortisone shot a few weeks ago. That wouldn't make you hungry, would it?

 

[shuke]

22 YO turns 23 tomorrow. She's going to be away for the long weekend and I don't have Little 'Zooks until sometime on Monday. I plan on absolutely destroying my liver this weekend. Destroying. Naked shot videos are very possible.

Got a good session beer picked out yet?

 

[urbanhack]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

In all seriousness, get some bloodwork done and check your Thyroid and blood sugar levels.

Had half my thryoid taken out about 20 years ago so my levels are monitored about once a year already. And I've already gone through this whole self-diagnosed hypoglycemia thing a year or two ago where I was feeling faint and absolutely famished if I hadn't eaten for 4 hours. I thought I had it under control but maybe I am doing something differently. I did get a cortisone shot a few weeks ago. That wouldn't make you hungry, would it?

Have you been working out or exercising?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

bought a 30-pack of PBR this week for $12.

 

[phishphan]

, you can't check your words on a dictionary

You can't check a dictionary, but it will tell you if something is a word or not when you try to play it. I guess that makes it easier. I didn't realize all the FB posts it was making until my wife told me.. I have since turned that off (I think)

can you look and make sure mine are all turned off? Please?

Cool. Thanks for looking out for me. Wanna play some scrabble? Zooks and YRS won't play with me anymore. I'm not seeing any on my feed and I also don't see any on your page, so I think you're good.

WWF or Scrabble? I'm good with either, but you'll have to tell me where to go to play Scrabble.

 

[urbanhack]

bought a 30-pack of PBR this week for $12.

:hipstersession:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I suck at WWF. Though I did manage to work in "fellatio" and "whorey" in a game against Annyong a while back.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

22 YO turns 23 tomorrow. She's going to be away for the long weekend and I don't have Little 'Zooks until sometime on Monday. I plan on absolutely destroying my liver this weekend. Destroying. Naked shot videos are very possible.

Got a good session beer picked out yet?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think we've been waiting for a week or so for Forrest to play a word in a game.

Cosjobs and Charv are good for a faster pace.

 

[proninja]

At the tax office to renew the tags on the tailgate bus. The crowd is very ethnic.Headed across the street to the liquor store to pick up some Pearl Snap Lager, my session beer of choice.

Nice. How many do you drink in a single session?

Also, how long do you plan on sessioning for?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I also sent an e-mail to a few of you. I hope you will forward to those people you know that will forward it to people. GM, that means your Mom.

Stupid computer. Let me try this again.

 

[shuke]

PEOPLE WERE HOGGING THE BATHROOM!

OH BULLSHTIIT!

Why do you think all those people were bathing in the lake? I'm the only one being singled out because I brought a razor!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Yeah, I don't see the problem with a lake shave.

Then again, I've wandering into Lake Superior to bathe at a public beach before, so maybe I'm not the best judge.

 

[shuke]

This drawer has my filing, and this drawer has my cakes and other assorted desserts.

Is that weird?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This drawer has my filing, and this drawer has my cakes and other assorted desserts.

Is that weird?

I saw a lady that was easily 400lbs leaving a meeting this week and she had one of those 4-5lb bags of peanut M&Ms in her hand. I'd like to see the contents of her snack drawer. (not a euphamism)

 

[YSR]

, you can't check your words on a dictionary

You can't check a dictionary, but it will tell you if something is a word or not when you try to play it. I guess that makes it easier. I didn't realize all the FB posts it was making until my wife told me.. I have since turned that off (I think)

can you look and make sure mine are all turned off? Please?

Cool. Thanks for looking out for me. Wanna play some scrabble? Zooks and YRS won't play with me anymore. I'm not seeing any on my feed and I also don't see any on your page, so I think you're good.

WTF??I always rematch when I'm the last to go out, so I just figured you and 'Zooks didn't want to play me anymore. REMATCH BEGINS NOW.(it's also your turn in the other three games we have going)

 

[Osaurus]

Looking forward to my first weekend of kayaking this season. That and steak.

 

[Exit 1]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

Replace the little debbies with something more filling (and healthier). Something like almonds, raisins, or yogurt.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Man, I don't know what is going on with me. I've been pretty good the past couple years about watching what I eat better. But the past couple weeks I have had an almost insatiable appetite and craving sugar. I bought a box of Little Debbies yesterday to keep in my desk drawer. That's something I used to regulary but not any more. I mowed about 6 of them down consecutively yesterday without taking a breath.

Replace the little debbies with something more filling (and healthier). Something like almonds, raisins, or yogurt.

THANKS, JACK LALANNE!

 

[General Malaise]

Alright, got stupid wasted at the wedding. Old college friends etc. etc. I was hung over for 3 days. Anyhow, if you look at any of the hundreds of pics Mrs. SLB tagged me in on FB, there is a couple of me giving the Best Man's speech. Except I wasn't exactly the BM. Seems my GB didn't want to hurt his little brother's feelings but didn't want to exclude me so catted out by splitting the two. Kind of wish I would have told him to GFH now. Anyhow, as if giving a speech when you are #### faced wasted isn't awkward enough, I got to do mine on the dance floor surrounded by people on all sides. Still crushed the thing and took about 45 seconds which is plenty for these types of things. I was firing on all cylinders and had two different chicks cry on my shoulder (while they wrapped their arms around me) about how much they missed me. Another broad I didn't even recognize, and barely knew her from college, (but damn she looked good, pretty sure I almost hooked up with her one night) immediately greet me after my speech, threw her arms around my waist and asked me to escort her to the smoking area. Pretty sure she rubbed my junk too. Did I mention Mrs. SLB was so wasted she was dancing on top of a table or something with a GB of mine and I was so wasted I didn't even care?I have a more but I'm running late for my massage.ETAK4 isn't wearing panties.

I won't bore you people any more about this but want to add that Mrs. SLB looked awful in pretty much every picture she posted, she was a hot sweaty mess. Re: 50 shades of gray, Mrs. SLB just read it in two nights. I read a page over her shoulder and it was pretty awful albeit erotic writing. We'll see. Re: Doc Appointment: My vitamin D was low for the second consecutive test. Just below normal but low none-the-less. Considering I get plenty of sun light, and a few Google searches, I'm more than a little freaked out. I'm supposed to take a vitamin D supplement for a few months and then get blood work again. We'll see.

This is why I keep putting off a doctor's visit. I don't want the bad news. Just let me die in peace.