Soooooo yeah, I made my first appearance at the neighborhood pool yesterday. It was, uh, interesting. There was an unreal amount of super hot women wearing bikinis. These chicks really hit the gym. Included in this is Mary-Beth-Sue-Bob who just looked freaking incredible. Her bikini bottoms (SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!!) were kept on with a loosely tied string that looked like it could come untied at any time. Her husband was there too and he is built like a lumberjack. All of the guys must spend a crazy amount of time in the gym. I have pretty decent sized arms and was one of the smallest guys there. I was also the guy that doesn't shave his chest. This will not change. And these people drink. Oh do these people drink. I was keeping up with them beer for beer and I think I had 14 beers in 3 hours. This was the guys and the chicks drinking this much. Mary-Beth-Sue-Bob made a comment about how her and her husband, Bill, will stay up drinking until 6 AM sometimes. Anyhow, I was eagerly welcomed to "the group" and it all seemed pretty surreal. It actually reminded me a lot of The Devil's Advocate. The women were a little touchy (Marvin, this was the good kind) and flirty. The guys called me bro, asked for business cards so they could buy from me and invited me to their houses for booze. One guy kept saying "I really like you Bob. I really do. You're very cool." Then swinging and sex was brought up. This smoking hot Asian broad said she just bought some anal beads and there was "sex parties" pretty much every week in the subdivision. Mrs. SLB asked for an invite. Then the Asian gal turns to a guy sitting next to her, which coincidentally was a former furniture vendor of mine, and says "didn't your wife buy a strap on?" He turns beet red and quickly denied it. That's when the guy next to me, Nick, who is from the UK, muttered something about "I'll try anything once". Early in the day I told Nick I noticed he had an accent and if he was from Canada. He politely said "No, England actually".
I kill me. Towards the end of the evening Bill went home and grabbed 6 slabs of ribs off of his BGE, some pasta salad and God knows what else, to feed everybody. That's good eating. So I'm told this happens pretty much every Friday night. I'm not sure how I feel about all of this.
That's all! Take care everyone!
anyway, i was checking facebook one night and saw that she had posted on her wall "so, it look like i'm going to be a mother again" or something like that. i hadn't talked to her in a little under a month by then, but i did some quick math and 
i tossed and turned all night long, half expecting a text or a call or an email or something. F%*&, how could i be so stupid, etc. when i woke up in the morning, i didn't have any contact from her and she had taken the post down. not sure what happened there, but i sure as hell didn't reach out to ask. 
