GM's thread about nothing (58 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

I just effed up a shot video with the wife by not filming the part where we took the shot.

Now you have to do another one, right?

I sent it to TRE anyway. It's her ####ed up ankle, then i pan up and we get some thigh, and then i try to film both of us but only get her somehow and then turn it off before anyone takes a shot. Actually it's probably pretty good.

 

[proninja]

I just effed up a shot video with the wife by not filming the part where we took the shot.

Now you have to do another one, right?

I sent it to TRE anyway. It's her ####ed up ankle, then i pan up and we get some thigh, and then i try to film both of us but only get her somehow and then turn it off before anyone takes a shot. Actually it's probably pretty good.

Post it

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm tried to upolaod it to youbube but jesus

 

[Frostillicus]

Wife said we could do another if I can figure out how to post it. Damn it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody link me a link to my last post shot vid thing

 

[Frostillicus]

I think

 

[Frostillicus]

I think I'm too drunk to do stuff but she wants to do stuff i think. drunk

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

http://youtu.be/xQGf6VXCJQk I think

She still putting heat on that thing? Her ankle, I mean.

 

[Frostillicus]

http://youtu.be/xQGf6VXCJQk I think

She still putting heat on that thing? Her ankle, I mean.

No, not after shuke yelled at me

 

[Frostillicus]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

http://youtu.be/yG5tvWnAG70

"Ooh oooh!"

 

[kevzilla]

Huh.

I had a mid-morning funtime with Knuckles, who just texted me that she bought a one-way ticket to Buenos Aires and is leaving at 8 pm tonight.

weird--apparently this is for real. I'm getting texts from some of her friends and her roommate that she told them the same thing. moving to Argentina on 9 hours notice.

Knuckles doing something odd, unexpected, crazy, and possibly dangerous. Hmmm, this is hard to believe.

crap. this got real. this was a cry for help.

Wait, she wasn't ever going? Or she was going, but wanted people to stop her?

don't know her motivations at this point. she texted two people suicide threats and took a handful of narcotics (not enough to OD and she knows it). she should be getting held for observation right now, but since her job is to evaluate mental health in the ER, she knows what to say to avoid getting detained. best her friends can do is not leave her alone right now.

Whoa. Anyway, I hope things work out for her.

 

[Frostillicus]

Are we winning the internet yet? cuuz i can't see

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Are we winning the internet yet? cuuz i can't see

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Needs a wink.

 

[Frostillicus]

I got a rebuttal but #### if I know how to post.

 

[kevzilla]

Because this is perfectly normal at midnight.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Because this is perfectly normal at midnight.

Yeah, who doesn't like to get their hair did at walmart at midnight?

 

[Bogart]

Sprained ankle or not, those dishes aren't going to wash themselves. Just kidding Mrs. Frosty.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

http://youtu.be/xQGf6VXCJQk I think

Sprained ankle or not, those dishes aren't going to wash themselves. Better get to work Mrs. Frosty.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You're retreaded.

 

[kevzilla]

Because this is perfectly normal at midnight.

Yeah, who doesn't like to get their hair did at walmart at midnight?

I was referring to the fruit trees, but

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Wait, there's more!!!!

http://youtu.be/6zJoBRB5j0U

I didn't see any chicks

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So I'm thinking I should tell you guys about my new girlfriend...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wait, there's more!!!!

http://youtu.be/6zJoBRB5j0U

I didn't see any chicks

Patience, Grasshopper.Homer plays the Long Game.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Also, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be drinking 'til the sun comes up. So if anyone is feeling funky, let me know.

Cause I'm feeling a little lonely right now,

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So I'm thinking I should tell you guys about my new girlfriend...

My rebuttal video starts with me peeing. I think this is a good time for you to tell us the story.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So I'm thinking I should tell you guys about my new girlfriend...

My rebuttal video starts with me peeing. I think this is a good time for you to tell us the story.

I'd pay good money for Wisconsin pee. Out here they treat it like musk oil.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OK,

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So I'm thinking I should tell you guys about my new girlfriend...

My rebuttal video starts with me peeing. I think this is a good time for you to tell us the story.

I'd pay good money for Wisconsin pee. Out here they treat it like musk oil.

BTW Where's Thorn been?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dear Gadzooks,

How long is the drive to Boston if I take the ferry to Connecticut? Like New London, Bridgesomething, Harbor Something, etc.

We should drink together. But it has to be during the week and before the 4th of July. So you might have to use a personal day...

Sincerely,

Homer

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

http://youtu.be/5VHnM2FSlQ8

Yeah you do ramble on. Sorry for first name shtick. I'll remove it if you want. Otherwise, I say "#### it" I'm not going to thorn that ####.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

http://youtu.be/5VHnM2FSlQ8

Yeah you do ramble on. Sorry for first name shtick. I'll remove it if you want. Otherwise, I say "#### it" I'm not going to thorn that ####.

If you ever remove anything I will punch you in the neck.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Dear Gadzooks,How long is the drive to Boston if I take the ferry to Connecticut? Like New London, Bridgesomething, Harbor Something, etc.We should drink together. But it has to be during the week and before the 4th of July. So you might have to use a personal day...Sincerely,Homer

More importantly how far is the Hamptons from central airport hubs? We could have an epic cornhole in July once it gets busy with the hotties for all the married men to stare at and sugar daddies for the FBGals to salivate over.I'm going to bed

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And really? You think I care about the first name shtit?

I'm pretty sure my address and phone number are still in this thread.

Dude, I love you. Quit thining you're pissing me off,

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

And really? You think I care about the first name shtit?I'm pretty sure my address and phone number are still in this thread.Dude, I love you. Quit thining you're pissing me off,

 

[Guster]

I love your wife. You're pretty cool too

 

[Guster]

Awesome work on the shot vids

 

[nysportsfan]

Dear Gadzooks,How long is the drive to Boston if I take the ferry to Connecticut? Like New London, Bridgesomething, Harbor Something, etc.We should drink together. But it has to be during the week and before the 4th of July. So you might have to use a personal day...Sincerely,Homer

More importantly how far is the Hamptons from central airport hubs? We could have an epic cornhole in July once it gets busy with the hotties for all the married men to stare at and sugar daddies for the FBGals to salivate over.I'm going to bed

I'm in if single guys are allowed.

 

[Thorn]

Wife's Lesbian list:1. Mila Kunis2. Jessica Biel3. Jennifer Aniston4. Nina Dobrev5. Blake Lively6. Thorn

 

[Thorn]

Huh.I had a mid-morning funtime with Knuckles, who just texted me that she bought a one-way ticket to Buenos Aires and is leaving at 8 pm tonight.

weird--apparently this is for real. I'm getting texts from some of her friends and her roommate that she told them the same thing. moving to Argentina on 9 hours notice.

Knuckles doing something odd, unexpected, crazy, and possibly dangerous. Hmmm, this is hard to believe.

crap. this got real. this was a cry for help.

Wait, she wasn't ever going? Or she was going, but wanted people to stop her?

don't know her motivations at this point. she texted two people suicide threats and took a handful of narcotics (not enough to OD and she knows it). she should be getting held for observation right now, but since her job is to evaluate mental health in the ER, she knows what to say to avoid getting detained. best her friends can do is not leave her alone right now.

Ugh. I hope she has good friends. On the bright side, if she texted two people suicide threats, she's got two people who won't leave her alone. As long as they're not terrible people, anyway.

one is me, and I can't be there because I have my daughter tonight. plus she threw me out of her house earlier when I went to check on her. her other friend lives in San Francisco.her roommate and her roommate's brother are staying with her tonight.

Sorry fish. :(

 

[Thorn]

http://youtu.be/yG5tvWnAG70

"Ooh oooh!"

 

[Thorn]

Back.http://youtu.be/J2NNEIbG3hk

Can I have a lime? Or, whatever a Russian accent would be.

 

[Thorn]

So I'm thinking I should tell you guys about my new girlfriend...

My rebuttal video starts with me peeing. I think this is a good time for you to tell us the story.

I'd pay good money for Wisconsin pee. Out here they treat it like musk oil.

weirdo

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

http://youtu.be/yG5tvWnAG70

The double middle-finger is all kinds of awesomeness.

 

[Thorn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp2CMg6fzRY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

http://www.youtube.c...be_gdata_player

What is the song in the background?

 

[Thorn]

http://www.youtube.c...be_gdata_player

What is the song in the background?

Cars hiss by my window?

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Cars hiss by my window?

Does Ocasek or Orr sing lead on that particular song?

 

[Thorn]

Cars hiss by my window?

Does Ocasek or Orr sing lead on that particular song?

Are you asking me if a member of the cars or the bruins sings a doors song? Or am i just missing some shtick?