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I'm not getting married or anything. It just looks like I've found a fun, sexy, stable woman and I'm really not interested in pursuing anything else right now. Knuckles has resorted to sending crazy texts about how much she loves me, to which I don't respond.More importantly, does Knuckles know this, and does she approve of the new woman.I've seen you mention this a couple times now. Seems kinda fastTell us about her! And GLGB
I've got some time on my hands now and "crazy" has never scared me before. I'll take her digitsI'm not getting married or anything. It just looks like I've found a fun, sexy, stable woman and I'm really not interested in pursuing anything else right now. Knuckles has resorted to sending crazy texts about how much she loves me, to which I don't respond.More importantly, does Knuckles know this, and does she approve of the new woman.I've seen you mention this a couple times now. Seems kinda fast
This was a joke, people. Sadly the 50 shades of whore seems to be wearing off. 
Judging by the time of the call, I was walking/exercising. I'm glad you like the sound of my pulsating thighs.You also butt dialed me and left a 4 minute voicemail. There was no speaking on the message, but the sounds I heard sounded like either you were having sex or rowing a boat. Or I suppose both. Either way I liked, thanks.I called YSR last night, it was sort of late, she didn't answer.
IB has been MIA in a long time. Of course I wish Tuffy would come back and B-Fred would post more too.
Do I need to get some bolt cutters to remove your ring finger?
Well that clears that up.
I won't bug you anymore GB, hope all is well with the baby.
You're welcome. I lost a little bit of money to GM and he told me to donate it so you just got a few more bucks.'UOFI_316 said:DoneJust a pity bump for me.
I am risking severe penis scarring, all you guys have to do is donate a little money to a good cause.
Thanks to Kaphish William's generous donation I am over $500 and now accepting ideas for a flag to add to my bike. The three currently on the pole are "MS 150", "Team Fig Newton", and "Bikin for Kristen".
Thanks again.
I didn't think you were really going to choke her to death.
Knuckles has resorted to sending crazy texts about how much she loves me, to which I don't respond.More importantly, does Knuckles know this, and does she approve of the new woman.I've seen you mention this a couple times now. Seems kinda fast
No, of course not.I didn't think you were really going to choke her to death.
I was really surprised by the amount of spam, but I shouldn't be. I was looking through profiles on my iPad last night, and started getting a few IM messages. Since the iPad won't handle Flash (thanks APPL), I got up, fired up the desktop and checked out the IMs. It only took mere seconds before they were asking for cell phone numbers and other ways to communicate. Not sure where this leads to, but I stayed away.
This makes me sad to hear. I'm sorry GB.
she also broke into my house.I've got some time on my hands now and "crazy" has never scared me before. I'll take her digitsI'm not getting married or anything. It just looks like I've found a fun, sexy, stable woman and I'm really not interested in pursuing anything else right now. Knuckles has resorted to sending crazy texts about how much she loves me, to which I don't respond.More importantly, does Knuckles know this, and does she approve of the new woman.I've seen you mention this a couple times now. Seems kinda fast
You going to take them the same way she does?I've got some time on my hands now and "crazy" has never scared me before. I'll take her digitsI'm not getting married or anything. It just looks like I've found a fun, sexy, stable woman and I'm really not interested in pursuing anything else right now. Knuckles has resorted to sending crazy texts about how much she loves me, to which I don't respond.More importantly, does Knuckles know this, and does she approve of the new woman.I've seen you mention this a couple times now. Seems kinda fast
You're welcome. I lost a little bit of money to GM and he told me to donate it so you just got a few more bucks.'UOFI_316 said:Done
I am risking severe penis scarring, all you guys have to do is donate a little money to a good cause.
Thanks again.
No, and that was from the lake. I haven't been back to the pool since that night. I have a jammed packed schedule for the next couple of weeks so I'm not sure when I'll get back up there. I'll do what I can to get some pics posted though.
Things were rolling along fine then she got the sniffles down at the lake...been on a 3 day drought since then. Was considering ordering one of these too.This makes me sad to hear. I'm sorry GB.
But then she cleaned it right?
It was very nice of you. .unsure.You're welcome. I lost a little bit of money to GM and he told me to donate it so you just got a few more bucks.'UOFI_316 said:Done
I am risking severe penis scarring, all you guys have to do is donate a little money to a good cause.
Thanks again.
It was very nice of you. .unsure.You're welcome. I lost a little bit of money to GM and he told me to donate it so you just got a few more bucks.'UOFI_316 said:Done
I am risking severe penis scarring, all you guys have to do is donate a little money to a good cause.
Thanks again.
Thanks GB. Good use of funds.
It was very nice of you. .unsure.You're welcome. I lost a little bit of money to GM and he told me to donate it so you just got a few more bucks.'UOFI_316 said:Done
I am risking severe penis scarring, all you guys have to do is donate a little money to a good cause.
Thanks again.
You should leave before you catch something.First morning back the office after trip to Luxembourg:1. Paralegal #1 tells me, tearfully, that she is terribly ill and will have to have surgery next week, causing her to miss 4-6 weeks of work, and by the way she's been here about five months and doesn't qualify for short-term disability, so can I authorize her not working (but getting paid) for two weeks and then working from home the rest of the time.2. Paralegal #2 tells me that she has to have some cysts removed from her face and also is battling an enlarged thyroid that might or might not be cancer--we'll find out in a few days.3. Lawyer tells me, not really tearfully but in much more of a shrieking way, that she was in the hospital Friday and Saturday after vomiting blood, and biopsy results have come in and her doctor said she needs to come to the office right away.I have seven other seemingly healthy people working for me. Should I just leave for the rest of the day before anyone else has a near-death experience?
First morning back the office after trip to Luxembourg:1. Paralegal #1 tells me, tearfully, that she is terribly ill and will have to have surgery next week, causing her to miss 4-6 weeks of work, and by the way she's been here about five months and doesn't qualify for short-term disability, so can I authorize her not working (but getting paid) for two weeks and then working from home the rest of the time.2. Paralegal #2 tells me that she has to have some cysts removed from her face and also is battling an enlarged thyroid that might or might not be cancer--we'll find out in a few days.3. Lawyer tells me, not really tearfully but in much more of a shrieking way, that she was in the hospital Friday and Saturday after vomiting blood, and biopsy results have come in and her doctor said she needs to come to the office right away.I have seven other seemingly healthy people working for me. Should I just leave for the rest of the day before anyone else has a near-death experience?
You should leave before you catch something.First morning back the office after trip to Luxembourg:1. Paralegal #1 tells me, tearfully, that she is terribly ill and will have to have surgery next week, causing her to miss 4-6 weeks of work, and by the way she's been here about five months and doesn't qualify for short-term disability, so can I authorize her not working (but getting paid) for two weeks and then working from home the rest of the time.2. Paralegal #2 tells me that she has to have some cysts removed from her face and also is battling an enlarged thyroid that might or might not be cancer--we'll find out in a few days.3. Lawyer tells me, not really tearfully but in much more of a shrieking way, that she was in the hospital Friday and Saturday after vomiting blood, and biopsy results have come in and her doctor said she needs to come to the office right away.I have seven other seemingly healthy people working for me. Should I just leave for the rest of the day before anyone else has a near-death experience?
New one. Paralegal #3 just got back from the fire department and doctor's office. As she was going to her car after lunch she took a major spill--cracked two teeth, has cuts and bruises all over her face, and severely sprained her wrist and some fingers. The fire department cut her ring off because her finger had swollen up so much.I'm not making this up. Is it possible I'm on Candid Camera? WTF is going on here? I'll take solace in the fact that, to my knowledge, no one has been shot in the face here today.First morning back the office after trip to Luxembourg:1. Paralegal #1 tells me, tearfully, that she is terribly ill and will have to have surgery next week, causing her to miss 4-6 weeks of work, and by the way she's been here about five months and doesn't qualify for short-term disability, so can I authorize her not working (but getting paid) for two weeks and then working from home the rest of the time.2. Paralegal #2 tells me that she has to have some cysts removed from her face and also is battling an enlarged thyroid that might or might not be cancer--we'll find out in a few days.3. Lawyer tells me, not really tearfully but in much more of a shrieking way, that she was in the hospital Friday and Saturday after vomiting blood, and biopsy results have come in and her doctor said she needs to come to the office right away.I have seven other seemingly healthy people working for me. Should I just leave for the rest of the day before anyone else has a near-death experience?
indeed.
and have paralegal #4 drive your car home, just to be safe.
Did she get biopsy results?You should leave before you catch something.First morning back the office after trip to Luxembourg:1. Paralegal #1 tells me, tearfully, that she is terribly ill and will have to have surgery next week, causing her to miss 4-6 weeks of work, and by the way she's been here about five months and doesn't qualify for short-term disability, so can I authorize her not working (but getting paid) for two weeks and then working from home the rest of the time.2. Paralegal #2 tells me that she has to have some cysts removed from her face and also is battling an enlarged thyroid that might or might not be cancer--we'll find out in a few days.3. Lawyer tells me, not really tearfully but in much more of a shrieking way, that she was in the hospital Friday and Saturday after vomiting blood, and biopsy results have come in and her doctor said she needs to come to the office right away.I have seven other seemingly healthy people working for me. Should I just leave for the rest of the day before anyone else has a near-death experience?New one. Paralegal #3 just got back from the fire department and doctor's office. As she was going to her car after lunch she took a major spill--cracked two teeth, has cuts and bruises all over her face, and severely sprained her wrist and some fingers. The fire department cut her ring off because her finger had swollen up so much.I'm not making this up. Is it possible I'm on Candid Camera? WTF is going on here? I'll take solace in the fact that, to my knowledge, no one has been shot in the face here today.First morning back the office after trip to Luxembourg:1. Paralegal #1 tells me, tearfully, that she is terribly ill and will have to have surgery next week, causing her to miss 4-6 weeks of work, and by the way she's been here about five months and doesn't qualify for short-term disability, so can I authorize her not working (but getting paid) for two weeks and then working from home the rest of the time.2. Paralegal #2 tells me that she has to have some cysts removed from her face and also is battling an enlarged thyroid that might or might not be cancer--we'll find out in a few days.3. Lawyer tells me, not really tearfully but in much more of a shrieking way, that she was in the hospital Friday and Saturday after vomiting blood, and biopsy results have come in and her doctor said she needs to come to the office right away.I have seven other seemingly healthy people working for me. Should I just leave for the rest of the day before anyone else has a near-death experience?
Paralegal #2 will get biopsy results in a few days and Lawyer #1 should have them by now, but I haven't heard from her which is worrisome.I'm happy to report that about 1/2 hour has passed without anyone suffering a major illness or accident in my group. I can hear Paralegal #4 and Lawyer #2 happily chattering outside my office, so I'm hopeful.Did she get biopsy results?You should leave before you catch something.First morning back the office after trip to Luxembourg:1. Paralegal #1 tells me, tearfully, that she is terribly ill and will have to have surgery next week, causing her to miss 4-6 weeks of work, and by the way she's been here about five months and doesn't qualify for short-term disability, so can I authorize her not working (but getting paid) for two weeks and then working from home the rest of the time.2. Paralegal #2 tells me that she has to have some cysts removed from her face and also is battling an enlarged thyroid that might or might not be cancer--we'll find out in a few days.3. Lawyer tells me, not really tearfully but in much more of a shrieking way, that she was in the hospital Friday and Saturday after vomiting blood, and biopsy results have come in and her doctor said she needs to come to the office right away.I have seven other seemingly healthy people working for me. Should I just leave for the rest of the day before anyone else has a near-death experience?New one. Paralegal #3 just got back from the fire department and doctor's office. As she was going to her car after lunch she took a major spill--cracked two teeth, has cuts and bruises all over her face, and severely sprained her wrist and some fingers. The fire department cut her ring off because her finger had swollen up so much.I'm not making this up. Is it possible I'm on Candid Camera? WTF is going on here? I'll take solace in the fact that, to my knowledge, no one has been shot in the face here today.First morning back the office after trip to Luxembourg:1. Paralegal #1 tells me, tearfully, that she is terribly ill and will have to have surgery next week, causing her to miss 4-6 weeks of work, and by the way she's been here about five months and doesn't qualify for short-term disability, so can I authorize her not working (but getting paid) for two weeks and then working from home the rest of the time.2. Paralegal #2 tells me that she has to have some cysts removed from her face and also is battling an enlarged thyroid that might or might not be cancer--we'll find out in a few days.3. Lawyer tells me, not really tearfully but in much more of a shrieking way, that she was in the hospital Friday and Saturday after vomiting blood, and biopsy results have come in and her doctor said she needs to come to the office right away.I have seven other seemingly healthy people working for me. Should I just leave for the rest of the day before anyone else has a near-death experience?
You should leave before you catch something.First morning back the office after trip to Luxembourg:1. Paralegal #1 tells me, tearfully, that she is terribly ill and will have to have surgery next week, causing her to miss 4-6 weeks of work, and by the way she's been here about five months and doesn't qualify for short-term disability, so can I authorize her not working (but getting paid) for two weeks and then working from home the rest of the time.2. Paralegal #2 tells me that she has to have some cysts removed from her face and also is battling an enlarged thyroid that might or might not be cancer--we'll find out in a few days.3. Lawyer tells me, not really tearfully but in much more of a shrieking way, that she was in the hospital Friday and Saturday after vomiting blood, and biopsy results have come in and her doctor said she needs to come to the office right away.I have seven other seemingly healthy people working for me. Should I just leave for the rest of the day before anyone else has a near-death experience?New one. Paralegal #3 just got back from the fire department and doctor's office. As she was going to her car after lunch she took a major spill--cracked two teeth, has cuts and bruises all over her face, and severely sprained her wrist and some fingers. The fire department cut her ring off because her finger had swollen up so much.I'm not making this up. Is it possible I'm on Candid Camera? WTF is going on here? I'll take solace in the fact that, to my knowledge, no one has been shot in the face here today.First morning back the office after trip to Luxembourg:1. Paralegal #1 tells me, tearfully, that she is terribly ill and will have to have surgery next week, causing her to miss 4-6 weeks of work, and by the way she's been here about five months and doesn't qualify for short-term disability, so can I authorize her not working (but getting paid) for two weeks and then working from home the rest of the time.2. Paralegal #2 tells me that she has to have some cysts removed from her face and also is battling an enlarged thyroid that might or might not be cancer--we'll find out in a few days.3. Lawyer tells me, not really tearfully but in much more of a shrieking way, that she was in the hospital Friday and Saturday after vomiting blood, and biopsy results have come in and her doctor said she needs to come to the office right away.I have seven other seemingly healthy people working for me. Should I just leave for the rest of the day before anyone else has a near-death experience?
Maybe your client really just needs a hug.
I feel so normal after reading that
Still waiting for my copy... Shouldn't have gone amazon deliveryReview posted, GM. I hope it helps your dad, I didn't want to give too much away.
Very nicely done, Tre. Thank you very much.Review posted, GM. I hope it helps your dad, I didn't want to give too much away.
I love youhello, gmtan. I'm shmammered. you're a great bunch of people. thanks for all the support through the crazy.
That is a strange thread. The guy counting the number of thrusts during sex and blurting it out, has to be fishing, right? Right??
I started an "Idiosyncrasy" thread a long time ago that unearthed some very strange and unusual admissions by many FGBs....anybody remember some of the weirdness Mojo produced?
I usually go with "one...two....three...PUSH! one...two...three...PUSH!"
and closer to home. Europe will be another year.
