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I'm in the middle of a stretch of something like 9 days out of 10 of having my daughter. My gf keeps having to "sneak" over late at night after my daughter has gone to bed (don't want to expose my daughter too much to her as things are still pretty early on). A bunch of people I work with are losing their jobs (im the only one in mu group of 6 that is keeping my job) as my company tries to reduce head count. And I have 2 happy hours tonight to try to get to before picking up my daughter. I could really stand to have a session right now, but it's just not in the cards.

In other news, I'm gonna take my daughter to the Louisville Slugger museum and the science museum down there this weekend. That should be fun. Plus our hotel has a pool which she will want to swim in for at least 2 hours each day :thumbup: hopefully this can be a fun weekend that she'll look back on fondly as she grows up

 
I'm in the middle of a stretch of something like 9 days out of 10 of having my daughter. My gf keeps having to "sneak" over late at night after my daughter has gone to bed (don't want to expose my daughter too much to her as things are still pretty early on). A bunch of people I work with are losing their jobs (im the only one in mu group of 6 that is keeping my job) as my company tries to reduce head count. And I have 2 happy hours tonight to try to get to before picking up my daughter. I could really stand to have a session right now, but it's just not in the cards. In other news, I'm gonna take my daughter to the Louisville Slugger museum and the science museum down there this weekend. That should be fun. Plus our hotel has a pool which she will want to swim in for at least 2 hours each day :thumbup: hopefully this can be a fun weekend that she'll look back on fondly as she grows up
:thumbup:The session can wait.
 
I'm in the middle of a stretch of something like 9 days out of 10 of having my daughter. My gf keeps having to "sneak" over late at night after my daughter has gone to bed (don't want to expose my daughter too much to her as things are still pretty early on). A bunch of people I work with are losing their jobs (im the only one in mu group of 6 that is keeping my job) as my company tries to reduce head count. And I have 2 happy hours tonight to try to get to before picking up my daughter. I could really stand to have a session right now, but it's just not in the cards. In other news, I'm gonna take my daughter to the Louisville Slugger museum and the science museum down there this weekend. That should be fun. Plus our hotel has a pool which she will want to swim in for at least 2 hours each day :thumbup: hopefully this can be a fun weekend that she'll look back on fondly as she grows up
:thumbup:The session can wait.
 
I was pretty damn good at being a substitute crossing guard for 20 minutes today. NOT ONE KID was hit by a car.

Although this one lady decided that since I was all the way across the street from her it was OK for her to sneak through the crosswalk. I didn't get in front of her car but I did yell out Hey! We're walkin' here!" a couple of times. Oddly enough your typical 4th grader doesn't get "Midnight Cowboy" references.

 
I'm in the middle of a stretch of something like 9 days out of 10 of having my daughter. My gf keeps having to "sneak" over late at night after my daughter has gone to bed (don't want to expose my daughter too much to her as things are still pretty early on). A bunch of people I work with are losing their jobs (im the only one in mu group of 6 that is keeping my job) as my company tries to reduce head count. And I have 2 happy hours tonight to try to get to before picking up my daughter. I could really stand to have a session right now, but it's just not in the cards. In other news, I'm gonna take my daughter to the Louisville Slugger museum and the science museum down there this weekend. That should be fun. Plus our hotel has a pool which she will want to swim in for at least 2 hours each day :thumbup: hopefully this can be a fun weekend that she'll look back on fondly as she grows up
:thumbup:The session can wait.
 
So my wife had hip surgery on Tuesday, the damage was way more sever than he thought so he had to open her up. Three and a half hours in surgery. She stayed overnight thank Joe and I brought her home yesterday. Six weeks of rehab and she should be good to go.This six weeks is going to freaking kill me. One day and I'm ready to jump off a tall building. Paybacks are indeed a ##### as she took care of me during my knee and arm surgeries, but holy hell, I know why I could never ever be a nurse. Holy freaking crap.
Best wishes to Mrs. Pack.
:goodposting:
I am using the new Swype Beta keyboard on my phone, I think it is neat.
Me too!
I think I have maybe done a solid hour of actual work today.
I just took my entire staff to a 2 hour lunch. I had two beers. They all had iced tea. They make me sad.
Two beers in an hour? Are your ####### arms broke?
 
my 83 year-old father (I'm still younger than Tanner) was given a kindle fire, so he now has access to the internet and is sending emails for the first time ever. I believe he thinks he's sending telegrams. Everything is in all caps, no sentence is longer than 4 words, and every sentence is on a separate line. He also thinks that if you don't respond within an hour, there must be something wrong. This was his latest:

THIS IS SECOND MESSAGE

TRIED REACHING YOU EARLIER

NO RESPONSE

ARE YOU OK?

CALL SOONEST

LOVE DAD

 
my 83 year-old father (I'm still younger than Tanner) was given a kindle fire, so he now has access to the internet and is sending emails for the first time ever. I believe he thinks he's sending telegrams. Everything is in all caps, no sentence is longer than 4 words, and every sentence is on a separate line. He also thinks that if you don't respond within an hour, there must be something wrong. This was his latest:THIS IS SECOND MESSAGETRIED REACHING YOU EARLIERNO RESPONSEARE YOU OK?CALL SOONESTLOVE DAD
You're about 9 days from receiving every single terrible forward in the history of mankind.
 
my 83 year-old father (I'm still younger than Tanner) was given a kindle fire, so he now has access to the internet and is sending emails for the first time ever. I believe he thinks he's sending telegrams. Everything is in all caps, no sentence is longer than 4 words, and every sentence is on a separate line. He also thinks that if you don't respond within an hour, there must be something wrong. This was his latest:THIS IS SECOND MESSAGETRIED REACHING YOU EARLIERNO RESPONSEARE YOU OK?CALL SOONESTLOVE DAD
You're about 9 days from receiving every single terrible forward in the history of mankind.
I'm thinking of filtering him as a spammer.
 
Played my first nine holes of golf of the year this morning, shot a legitimate 33, now I'm going to head out and go mountain biking. I am happy today. :thumbup:

 
I snagged my friend's corporate tickets to the Tacoma Rainiers (Mariners AAA) game tonight. Reserved parking, prepaid unlimited food and beer. Other than tipping the ugly beerwench, the whole thing's free.

Gotta love minor league ball.

 
I snagged my friend's corporate tickets to the Tacoma Rainiers (Mariners AAA) game tonight. Reserved parking, prepaid unlimited food and beer. Other than tipping the ugly beerwench, the whole thing's free.Gotta love minor league ball.
Unlimited beer sounds fun
 
So my wife had hip surgery on Tuesday, the damage was way more sever than he thought so he had to open her up. Three and a half hours in surgery. She stayed overnight thank Joe and I brought her home yesterday. Six weeks of rehab and she should be good to go.This six weeks is going to freaking kill me. One day and I'm ready to jump off a tall building. Paybacks are indeed a ##### as she took care of me during my knee and arm surgeries, but holy hell, I know why I could never ever be a nurse. Holy freaking crap.
Best wishes to Mrs. Pack.
:goodposting:
Thanks guys.I'd be having more fun if I was slamming my fingers in drawers.
 
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I'm a pretty easy going fellow, but I could throw pennies right now.

Since at least May 9th the plan has been to close on the new house tomorrow and move Saturday. Now today I hear from USAA Mortgage Services... "oh hey, we won't be ready to close for at least a few more days". WTMF?!?! :rant: :hot:

 
my 83 year-old father (I'm still younger than Tanner) was given a kindle fire, so he now has access to the internet and is sending emails for the first time ever. I believe he thinks he's sending telegrams. Everything is in all caps, no sentence is longer than 4 words, and every sentence is on a separate line. He also thinks that if you don't respond within an hour, there must be something wrong. This was his latest:THIS IS SECOND MESSAGETRIED REACHING YOU EARLIERNO RESPONSEARE YOU OK?CALL SOONESTLOVE DAD
You're about 9 days from receiving every single terrible forward in the history of mankind.
This is kinda how I felt about most of the posters in the FFA circa 2003. A bunch of kids discovering the internet for the first time. I mean most of the ####### threads in the FFA were recycled garbage that had been posted a billion times since the 1980s. Its still bad, but wow.I see the forum has devolved into the "let's from a clique within a clique for just the coolest people" with GMTAN. Yeah, haven't seen that one before. Reminds me of the Dojo website from the 1990s which spun off as the coolest people from nh. Or nitro9 which spun off radw in the early 1990s.
 
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my 83 year-old father (I'm still younger than Tanner) was given a kindle fire, so he now has access to the internet and is sending emails for the first time ever. I believe he thinks he's sending telegrams. Everything is in all caps, no sentence is longer than 4 words, and every sentence is on a separate line. He also thinks that if you don't respond within an hour, there must be something wrong. This was his latest:THIS IS SECOND MESSAGETRIED REACHING YOU EARLIERNO RESPONSEARE YOU OK?CALL SOONESTLOVE DAD
You're about 9 days from receiving every single terrible forward in the history of mankind.
This is kinda how I felt about most of the posters in the FFA circa 2003. A bunch of kids discovering the internet for the first time. I mean most of the ####### threads in the FFA were recycled garbage that had been posted a billion times since the 1980s. Its still bad, but wow.I see the forum has devolved into the "let's from a clique within a clique for just the coolest people" with GMTAN. Yeah, haven't seen that one before. Reminds me of the Dojo website from the 1990s which spun off as the coolest people from nh. Or nitro9 which spun off radw in the early 1990s.
Thanks for this valuable contribution :thumbup:
 
So I have another wedding tomorrow night, yet another cousin. My cheap ### uncle's daughter. He used to be so cool when I was a kid, is paying for it. This uncle used to play guitar in a band, smoke weed, hell, he took me to see KISS when I was 8. Somewhere along the line he got screwed up, including converting to the Baptist religion for a few years. His name is Tom and my other uncle always called him Tom the Baptist which still makes me giggle. Anyhow, NO BOOZE, they aren't even serving soft drinks. His solution to satiating us drunks? He is having his BIL set up a bar in his van across the street from the reception hall. :mellow: This should be interesting. Needless to say, the check/gift amount is going to reflect this horrible travesty.

 
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my 83 year-old father (I'm still younger than Tanner) was given a kindle fire, so he now has access to the internet and is sending emails for the first time ever. I believe he thinks he's sending telegrams. Everything is in all caps, no sentence is longer than 4 words, and every sentence is on a separate line. He also thinks that if you don't respond within an hour, there must be something wrong. This was his latest:THIS IS SECOND MESSAGETRIED REACHING YOU EARLIERNO RESPONSEARE YOU OK?CALL SOONESTLOVE DAD
You're about 9 days from receiving every single terrible forward in the history of mankind.
This is kinda how I felt about most of the posters in the FFA circa 2003. A bunch of kids discovering the internet for the first time. I mean most of the ####### threads in the FFA were recycled garbage that had been posted a billion times since the 1980s. Its still bad, but wow.I see the forum has devolved into the "let's from a clique within a clique for just the coolest people" with GMTAN. Yeah, haven't seen that one before. Reminds me of the Dojo website from the 1990s which spun off as the coolest people from nh. Or nitro9 which spun off radw in the early 1990s.
Thanks for this valuable contribution :thumbup:
Contribute? I'm the guy who wants to shut this place down.
 
My hope is Joe Bryant gets sick and tired of monitoring GMTAN to the point where he finally comes to his senses and pulls the plug on the entire FFA. So I hope you keep pushing him. Maybe you'll convince him I'm right finally.

 
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He's done this once before I think. Comes in here, does his think, gets people excited that he's going to stick around, and then bails for months. Like he said, it's been done before.

 
my 83 year-old father (I'm still younger than Tanner) was given a kindle fire, so he now has access to the internet and is sending emails for the first time ever. I believe he thinks he's sending telegrams. Everything is in all caps, no sentence is longer than 4 words, and every sentence is on a separate line. He also thinks that if you don't respond within an hour, there must be something wrong. This was his latest:THIS IS SECOND MESSAGETRIED REACHING YOU EARLIERNO RESPONSEARE YOU OK?CALL SOONESTLOVE DAD
You're about 9 days from receiving every single terrible forward in the history of mankind.
This is kinda how I felt about most of the posters in the FFA circa 2003. A bunch of kids discovering the internet for the first time. I mean most of the ####### threads in the FFA were recycled garbage that had been posted a billion times since the 1980s. Its still bad, but wow.I see the forum has devolved into the "let's from a clique within a clique for just the coolest people" with GMTAN. Yeah, haven't seen that one before. Reminds me of the Dojo website from the 1990s which spun off as the coolest people from nh. Or nitro9 which spun off radw in the early 1990s.
Just remember, every cool idea you've ever had, its been done before. And better. Including GMTAN.
Huh. I always thought beej was like our resident kook or something. Maybe unibomber in a sense; every now and then correct with a bold prediction, but mostly a whackjob with an incredibly inflated sense of self.But in these two posts I realized he's been fishing the whole time.:bravo sir:
 
Hey beej - tell us a little about yourself. How old are you? What do you do for a living? Married? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Hobbies?

 
My hope is Joe Bryant gets sick and tired of monitoring GMTAN to the point where he finally comes to his senses and pulls the plug on the entire FFA. So I hope you keep pushing him. Maybe you'll convince him I'm right finally.
Beej, you are more than welcome here. We've never turned anybody away or snubbed them. We share stories about our life both good & bad. We sometimes ask for advice and we sometimes just need to vent. We look for a shoulder to lean on when times get really tough and we have fun when they are not. The most important thing though is we've all become closer as people, dare I say friends. The "cool kids"? No. We're a bunch of deviants that have just found each other is all.I think you are an interesting person to say the least and would love to learn more about you. If you would like to participate in that, please consider yourself welcome with open arms. If you just want to bomb throw, well, man, there are plenty of threads for that.
 
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My hope is Joe Bryant gets sick and tired of monitoring GMTAN to the point where he finally comes to his senses and pulls the plug on the entire FFA. So I hope you keep pushing him. Maybe you'll convince him I'm right finally.
Beej, you are more than welcome here. We've never turned anybody away or snubbed them. We share stories about our life both good & bad. We sometimes ask for advice and we sometimes just need to vent. We look for a shoulder to lean on when times get really tough and we have fun when they are not. The most important thing though is we've all become closer as people, dare I say friends. The "cool kids"? No. We're a bunch of deviants that have just found each other is all.I think you are an interesting person to say the least and would love to learn more about you. If you would like to participate in that, please consider yourself welcome with open arms. If you just want to bomb throw, well, man, there are plenty of threads for that.
Actually we welcome bomb throwers too. I refer you to the minutes from last month's meeting.
 
Also: I poured olive oil on a ribeye, covered it with sea salt and ground some pepper on it, then grilled it for five minutes a side on high. Then I ate it with a little crumbled bleu cheese and a cold Molson. Might be the bestest easiestest deliciousest meal I've ever ####### made.

 
my 83 year-old father (I'm still younger than Tanner) was given a kindle fire, so he now has access to the internet and is sending emails for the first time ever. I believe he thinks he's sending telegrams. Everything is in all caps, no sentence is longer than 4 words, and every sentence is on a separate line. He also thinks that if you don't respond within an hour, there must be something wrong. This was his latest:THIS IS SECOND MESSAGETRIED REACHING YOU EARLIERNO RESPONSEARE YOU OK?CALL SOONESTLOVE DAD
You're about 9 days from receiving every single terrible forward in the history of mankind.
This is kinda how I felt about most of the posters in the FFA circa 2003. A bunch of kids discovering the internet for the first time. I mean most of the ####### threads in the FFA were recycled garbage that had been posted a billion times since the 1980s. Its still bad, but wow.I see the forum has devolved into the "let's from a clique within a clique for just the coolest people" with GMTAN. Yeah, haven't seen that one before. Reminds me of the Dojo website from the 1990s which spun off as the coolest people from nh. Or nitro9 which spun off radw in the early 1990s.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: ####ing EPIC post. EPIC. Those last two sentences are like something right out a Tanner-started fictional internet drama thread.
 
My hope is Joe Bryant gets sick and tired of monitoring GMTAN to the point where he finally comes to his senses and pulls the plug on the entire FFA. So I hope you keep pushing him. Maybe you'll convince him I'm right finally.
Beej, you are more than welcome here. We've never turned anybody away or snubbed them. We share stories about our life both good & bad. We sometimes ask for advice and we sometimes just need to vent. We look for a shoulder to lean on when times get really tough and we have fun when they are not. The most important thing though is we've all become closer as people, dare I say friends. The "cool kids"? No. We're a bunch of deviants that have just found each other is all.I think you are an interesting person to say the least and would love to learn more about you. If you would like to participate in that, please consider yourself welcome with open arms. If you just want to bomb throw, well, man, there are plenty of threads for that.
Actually we welcome bomb throwers too. I refer you to the minutes from last month's meeting.
True but they must be Jaegerbombs.
my 83 year-old father (I'm still younger than Tanner) was given a kindle fire, so he now has access to the internet and is sending emails for the first time ever. I believe he thinks he's sending telegrams. Everything is in all caps, no sentence is longer than 4 words, and every sentence is on a separate line. He also thinks that if you don't respond within an hour, there must be something wrong. This was his latest:THIS IS SECOND MESSAGETRIED REACHING YOU EARLIERNO RESPONSEARE YOU OK?CALL SOONESTLOVE DAD
You're about 9 days from receiving every single terrible forward in the history of mankind.
This is kinda how I felt about most of the posters in the FFA circa 2003. A bunch of kids discovering the internet for the first time. I mean most of the ####### threads in the FFA were recycled garbage that had been posted a billion times since the 1980s. Its still bad, but wow.I see the forum has devolved into the "let's from a clique within a clique for just the coolest people" with GMTAN. Yeah, haven't seen that one before. Reminds me of the Dojo website from the 1990s which spun off as the coolest people from nh. Or nitro9 which spun off radw in the early 1990s.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: ####ing EPIC post. EPIC. Those last two sentences are like something right out a Tanner-started fictional internet drama thread.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Good point. Beej, welcome!!! :welcome:
 
My hope is Joe Bryant gets sick and tired of monitoring GMTAN to the point where he finally comes to his senses and pulls the plug on the entire FFA. So I hope you keep pushing him. Maybe you'll convince him I'm right finally.
Beej, you are more than welcome here. We've never turned anybody away or snubbed them. We share stories about our life both good & bad. We sometimes ask for advice and we sometimes just need to vent. We look for a shoulder to lean on when times get really tough and we have fun when they are not. The most important thing though is we've all become closer as people, dare I say friends. The "cool kids"? No. We're a bunch of deviants that have just found each other is all.I think you are an interesting person to say the least and would love to learn more about you. If you would like to participate in that, please consider yourself welcome with open arms. If you just want to bomb throw, well, man, there are plenty of threads for that.
I'm not sure that's entirely true.

 
My hope is Joe Bryant gets sick and tired of monitoring GMTAN to the point where he finally comes to his senses and pulls the plug on the entire FFA. So I hope you keep pushing him. Maybe you'll convince him I'm right finally.
Beej, you are more than welcome here. We've never turned anybody away or snubbed them. We share stories about our life both good & bad. We sometimes ask for advice and we sometimes just need to vent. We look for a shoulder to lean on when times get really tough and we have fun when they are not. The most important thing though is we've all become closer as people, dare I say friends. The "cool kids"? No. We're a bunch of deviants that have just found each other is all.I think you are an interesting person to say the least and would love to learn more about you. If you would like to participate in that, please consider yourself welcome with open arms. If you just want to bomb throw, well, man, there are plenty of threads for that.
I love you(give the beady Asian my number)
 
my 83 year-old father (I'm still younger than Tanner) was given a kindle fire, so he now has access to the internet and is sending emails for the first time ever. I believe he thinks he's sending telegrams. Everything is in all caps, no sentence is longer than 4 words, and every sentence is on a separate line. He also thinks that if you don't respond within an hour, there must be something wrong. This was his latest:THIS IS SECOND MESSAGETRIED REACHING YOU EARLIERNO RESPONSEARE YOU OK?CALL SOONESTLOVE DAD
You're about 9 days from receiving every single terrible forward in the history of mankind.
This is kinda how I felt about most of the posters in the FFA circa 2003. A bunch of kids discovering the internet for the first time. I mean most of the ####### threads in the FFA were recycled garbage that had been posted a billion times since the 1980s. Its still bad, but wow.I see the forum has devolved into the "let's from a clique within a clique for just the coolest people" with GMTAN. Yeah, haven't seen that one before. Reminds me of the Dojo website from the 1990s which spun off as the coolest people from nh. Or nitro9 which spun off radw in the early 1990s.
Thanks for this valuable contribution :thumbup:
Contribute? I'm the guy who wants to shut this place down.
Shut it down. Shut it all down.
 
Also: I poured olive oil on a ribeye, covered it with sea salt and ground some pepper on it, then grilled it for five minutes a side on high. Then I ate it with a little crumbled bleu cheese and a cold Molson. Might be the bestest easiestest deliciousest meal I've ever ####### made.
I use olive oil too, but only cuz I'm too lazy to buy any other type just for grilling/searing. It smokes the hell out of my kitchen though.
 

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