GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Disco Stu]

Hey Bob, I love you

RIP Guster.

 

[-fish-]

Hey Bob, I love you

RIP Guster.

that's not funny (but I laughed anyway)

 

[Marvin]

Sooo...been gone since Friday. What have I missed?

Don't you have a Vegas trip recap to post for us?

I probably will later. Still trying to recover/regroup/unpack.

 

[mr. furley]

John Scambi looks like GM and shuke mashed together but with red hair

I have no clue who that is and I googled him.

turns out it's Sciambihttp://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/2011-February-8-19-27-0.jpg

 

[shuke]

Much like the obsessions thread, that "do you know a murderer" thread is making me see this place in a whole different way.

Too afraid to open it.

 

[flysack]

Much like the obsessions thread, that "do you know a murderer" thread is making me see this place in a whole different way.

whatever, Sally.

Man up and meet a murderer. Jeezus!

 

[shuke]

Llllama> you been out to see Billy Hamilton play for the Blaze yet?

71 games, .427 OBP, 91 SB. Unreal.

 

[flysack]

Much like the obsessions thread, that "do you know a murderer" thread is making me see this place in a whole different way.

Too afraid to open it.

At first it's interesting. Then it's creepy. Then you suspect there's some shtick going on. Then you walk away because the "shtick" isn't that good. Oh and Thorn knows two people who got away with murder.

 

[madhatter]

Llllama> you been out to see Billy Hamilton play for the Blaze yet?71 games, .427 OBP, 91 SB. Unreal.

$50 says he has no idea what you're talking about.

 

[shuke]

Much like the obsessions thread, that "do you know a murderer" thread is making me see this place in a whole different way.

whatever, Sally.

Man up and meet a murderer. Jeezus!

 

[shuke]

Llllama> you been out to see Billy Hamilton play for the Blaze yet?

71 games, .427 OBP, 91 SB. Unreal.

$50 says he has no idea what you're talking about.

We're talking about THE BLAZE here. Of course he does.

 

[Marvin]

Llllama> you been out to see Billy Hamilton play for the Blaze yet?

71 games, .427 OBP, 91 SB. Unreal.

$50 says he has no idea what you're talking about.

We're talking about THE BLAZE here. Of course he does.

I know who he is. Never seen him play though. The ball park here is a dump even for A ball. I haven't been to a Blaze game in probably 10 years.

 

[shuke]

Llllama> you been out to see Billy Hamilton play for the Blaze yet?

71 games, .427 OBP, 91 SB. Unreal.

$50 says he has no idea what you're talking about.

We're talking about THE BLAZE here. Of course he does.

I know who he is. Never seen him play though. The ball park here is a dump even for A ball.

If you can get anything local with this kid's picture on it I will pay you to ship it to me. Like if they have souveneir cups at 7-11 or you see those free schedules they hand out at grocery stores.

 

[Guster]

My link

 

[shuke]

Almost up in Timdraft2 and can't decide between Greatest Hits Of The 20th Century by Bela Fleck & The Flecktones, marshmallows, or Tori Lane.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Llllama> you been out to see Billy Hamilton play for the Blaze yet?

71 games, .427 OBP, 91 SB. Unreal.

$50 says he has no idea what you're talking about.

We're talking about THE BLAZE here. Of course he does.

cosjobs just picked him up.

 

[Marvin]

Llllama> you been out to see Billy Hamilton play for the Blaze yet?

71 games, .427 OBP, 91 SB. Unreal.

$50 says he has no idea what you're talking about.

We're talking about THE BLAZE here. Of course he does.

I know who he is. Never seen him play though. The ball park here is a dump even for A ball.

If you can get anything local with this kid's picture on it I will pay you to ship it to me. Like if they have souveneir cups at 7-11 or you see those free schedules they hand out at grocery stores.

Yeah I'll keep an eye out for that stuff.

 

[Thorn]

Much like the obsessions thread, that "do you know a murderer" thread is making me see this place in a whole different way.

Too afraid to open it.

At first it's interesting. Then it's creepy. Then you suspect there's some shtick going on. Then you walk away because the "shtick" isn't that good. Oh and Thorn knows two people who got away with murder.

Self-defense is not murder./ChristoPS the third one would have never been caught if it wasn't for his pesky conscience. Who confesses 14 years later?

 

[flysack]

My link

"I'M NOT MAKING MONEY BECAUSE THE JEWISH COSTUME COMPANIES ARE HARASSING ME!"

 

[-fish-]

Almost up in Timdraft2 and can't decide between Greatest Hits Of The 20th Century by Bela Fleck & The Flecktones, marshmallows, or Tori Lane.

Ding-Dongs.

 

[EYLive]

Much like the obsessions thread, that "do you know a murderer" thread is making me see this place in a whole different way.

At least those threads are up-front with their topics. It's the thinly veiled strawmen threads that are set up to attack people that make the FFA suckier.Yes, "suckier" is a word.

 

[Osaurus]

Watching Monster In-Laws.

 

[Sarnoff]

shuke>did you know soap fusion was worth $17,921??

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hey Bob, I love you

 

[shuke]

shuke>did you know soap fusion was worth $17,921??

Unbelievable.

 

[Marvin]

Who still uses bar soap?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Who still uses bar soap?

 

[kevzilla]

Who still uses bar soap?

You're one to talk, you're still using lye.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Who still uses bar soap?

You're one to talk, you're still using lye.

 

[bentley]

Who still uses bar soap?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Wait, now there's soap snobs?

 

[Marvin]

Wait, now there's soap snobs?

I guess there are people that still listen to 8-tracks and use an abacus.

 

[proninja]

I use bar soap. Even as shampoo. It's cheap, it gets me clean. What's not to like?

edit: I have precious little hair to worry about cleaning

 

[Marvin]

I use bar soap. Even as shampoo. It's cheap, it gets me clean. What's not to like?edit: I have precious little hair to worry about cleaning

You some sort of barbarian?

 

[proninja]

I use bar soap. Even as shampoo. It's cheap, it gets me clean. What's not to like?edit: I have precious little hair to worry about cleaning

You some sort of barbarian?

So what's your favorite scent of axe

 

[Marvin]

For those of you who tend to lose things (keys, wallets, phones) when you're shammered there was a running theme on this Vegas trip.

1. Hot mess of a girl that didn't sleep for the first 40 hours or so lost her i-Phone. At one point she even thought it might be in our room since she was in it for about 3 minutes. Found it 6 hours later under a chair in her room.

2. My friend Angela sat her husband down on the morning of the second day and said "Robert, I know you're going to be furious and I don't blame you but I lost my wallet and my phone somewhere last night." Robert walks over to the dresser and pulls out her phone and wallet "You told me to hold them for you last night. Here."

3. My buddy Jerry got shirtfaced after spending several hours at the pool on the second day. Stumbled up to his room and realized he had lost his wallet. Went back down to the pool and couldn't find it. Notified security etc etc. The story spread around our group (close to 100 people). About 4 hours later this woman Maria hears about it. She says "What? I have Jerry's wallet...he told me to hold it for him and then disappeared." AND she had tried to call Jerry but he had given his phone to his daughter to hold and never asked for it back.

Rookies.

 

[Marvin]

I use bar soap. Even as shampoo. It's cheap, it gets me clean. What's not to like?edit: I have precious little hair to worry about cleaning

You some sort of barbarian?

So what's your favorite scent of axe

Wisconsin Mulatto

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I use bar soap. Even as shampoo. It's cheap, it gets me clean. What's not to like?edit: I have precious little hair to worry about cleaning

You some sort of barbarian?

So what's your favorite scent of axe

Wisconsin Mulatto

Pretty sure Furley uses pine tree perfume

 

[flysack]

I use bar soap. Even as shampoo. It's cheap, it gets me clean. What's not to like?

edit: I have precious little hair to worry about cleaning

You some sort of barbarian?

So what's your favorite scent of axe

Yes, I use Axe Men's Body Wash. Why? Because I was wandering Rite Aid looking for a plastic container to take my bar soap to the gym, and I saw the Axe Men's Body Wash section. I thought, Oh why not.

I tried it.

The wife said, meh, yea, it's nice. Then we made fun of the stupid commercials where women go insane after smelling it.

Then a week later, my five year old son thought it'd be funny to wash with the Axe.

After his shower, my wife hugged him goodnight, then looked up and said, "Did he use your soap?"

"Yea, he thought it was funny,"

She laughed weakly, then said, "Yea. But that's kind of messed up. He shouldn't smell like that. You should smell like that. Um, dn't let him use it again."

"But I should keep getting that Axe stuff?"

"Yes."

The moral of this story is that if you are committed to having sex with one person for the rest of your life, and something turns her on, you do it as long as it doesn't involve you wearing a dress.

I also wear Polo 4 body spray.

I am a Good Smelling Man.

 

[YSR]

For those of you who tend to lose things (keys, wallets, phones) when you're shammered there was a running theme on this Vegas trip.1. Hot mess of a girl that didn't sleep for the first 40 hours or so lost her i-Phone. At one point she even thought it might be in our room since she was in it for about 3 minutes. Found it 6 hours later under a chair in her room.2. My friend Angela sat her husband down on the morning of the second day and said "Robert, I know you're going to be furious and I don't blame you but I lost my wallet and my phone somewhere last night." Robert walks over to the dresser and pulls out her phone and wallet "You told me to hold them for you last night. Here."3. My buddy Jerry got shirtfaced after spending several hours at the pool on the second day. Stumbled up to his room and realized he had lost his wallet. Went back down to the pool and couldn't find it. Notified security etc etc. The story spread around our group (close to 100 people). About 4 hours later this woman Maria hears about it. She says "What? I have Jerry's wallet...he told me to hold it for him and then disappeared." AND she had tried to call Jerry but he had given his phone to his daughter to hold and never asked for it back. Rookies.

 

[heckmanm]

I use bar soap. Even as shampoo. It's cheap, it gets me clean. What's not to like?

edit: I have precious little hair to worry about cleaning

You some sort of barbarian?

So what's your favorite scent of axe

Yes, I use Axe Men's Body Wash. Why? Because I was wandering Rite Aid looking for a plastic container to take my bar soap to the gym, and I saw the Axe Men's Body Wash section. I thought, Oh why not.

I tried it.

The wife said, meh, yea, it's nice. Then we made fun of the stupid commercials where women go insane after smelling it.

Then a week later, my five year old son thought it'd be funny to wash with the Axe.

After his shower, my wife hugged him goodnight, then looked up and said, "Did he use your soap?"

"Yea, he thought it was funny,"

She laughed weakly, then said, "Yea. But that's kind of messed up. He shouldn't smell like that. You should smell like that. Um, dn't let him use it again."

"But I should keep getting that Axe stuff?"

"Yes."

The moral of this story is that if you are committed to having sex with one person for the rest of your life, and something turns her on, you do it as long as it doesn't involve you wearing a dress.

I also wear Polo 4 body spray.

I am a Good Smelling Man.

I use it as well. Never noticed it having a strong smell, but my wife told me last week how much she likes how I smell after I shower.(I'm choosing not to interpret that as a simple contrast to how I smell before I shower.)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I use whatever body wash my couponmaster™ girlfriend manages to get for free. I have like 12 of them in a closet.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

For those of you who tend to lose things (keys, wallets, phones) when you're shammered there was a running theme on this Vegas trip.1. Hot mess of a girl that didn't sleep for the first 40 hours or so lost her i-Phone. At one point she even thought it might be in our room since she was in it for about 3 minutes. Found it 6 hours later under a chair in her room.2. My friend Angela sat her husband down on the morning of the second day and said "Robert, I know you're going to be furious and I don't blame you but I lost my wallet and my phone somewhere last night." Robert walks over to the dresser and pulls out her phone and wallet "You told me to hold them for you last night. Here."3. My buddy Jerry got shirtfaced after spending several hours at the pool on the second day. Stumbled up to his room and realized he had lost his wallet. Went back down to the pool and couldn't find it. Notified security etc etc. The story spread around our group (close to 100 people). About 4 hours later this woman Maria hears about it. She says "What? I have Jerry's wallet...he told me to hold it for him and then disappeared." AND she had tried to call Jerry but he had given his phone to his daughter to hold and never asked for it back. Rookies.

old people, huh?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

For those of you who tend to lose things (keys, wallets, phones) when you're shammered there was a running theme on this Vegas trip.1. Hot mess of a girl that didn't sleep for the first 40 hours or so lost her i-Phone. At one point she even thought it might be in our room since she was in it for about 3 minutes. Found it 6 hours later under a chair in her room.2. My friend Angela sat her husband down on the morning of the second day and said "Robert, I know you're going to be furious and I don't blame you but I lost my wallet and my phone somewhere last night." Robert walks over to the dresser and pulls out her phone and wallet "You told me to hold them for you last night. Here."3. My buddy Jerry got shirtfaced after spending several hours at the pool on the second day. Stumbled up to his room and realized he had lost his wallet. Went back down to the pool and couldn't find it. Notified security etc etc. The story spread around our group (close to 100 people). About 4 hours later this woman Maria hears about it. She says "What? I have Jerry's wallet...he told me to hold it for him and then disappeared." AND she had tried to call Jerry but he had given his phone to his daughter to hold and never asked for it back. Rookies.

old people, huh?

I'm guessing YSR would fit right into that group.

 

[wadegarrett]

My son is at a Lego camp this week. Wife took him the first day and the lady working there had no arms and signed him in using her foot. She also uses her feet to build things with the Legos.

I'm all for helping out the disadvantaged and all but that's a little much for a 6 year old to handle, no?

 

[urbanhack]

Almost up in Timdraft2 and can't decide between Greatest Hits Of The 20th Century by Bela Fleck & The Flecktones, marshmallows, or Tori Lane.

Oh Bull ####!

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I use whatever body wash my couponmaster™ girlfriend manages to get for free. I have like 12 of them in a closet.

Yeah, me too. Currently using some Old Spcie stuff called Swagger.

 

[urbanhack]

I use bar soap. Even as shampoo. It's cheap, it gets me clean. What's not to like?edit: I have precious little hair to worry about cleaning

You some sort of barbarian?

So what's your favorite scent of axe

Wisconsin Mulatto

 

[urbanhack]

Who still uses bar soap?

I'm still cutting my own!

 

[Thorn]

For those of you who tend to lose things (keys, wallets, phones) when you're shammered there was a running theme on this Vegas trip.1. Hot mess of a girl that didn't sleep for the first 40 hours or so lost her i-Phone. At one point she even thought it might be in our room since she was in it for about 3 minutes. Found it 6 hours later under a chair in her room.2. My friend Angela sat her husband down on the morning of the second day and said "Robert, I know you're going to be furious and I don't blame you but I lost my wallet and my phone somewhere last night." Robert walks over to the dresser and pulls out her phone and wallet "You told me to hold them for you last night. Here."3. My buddy Jerry got shirtfaced after spending several hours at the pool on the second day. Stumbled up to his room and realized he had lost his wallet. Went back down to the pool and couldn't find it. Notified security etc etc. The story spread around our group (close to 100 people). About 4 hours later this woman Maria hears about it. She says "What? I have Jerry's wallet...he told me to hold it for him and then disappeared." AND she had tried to call Jerry but he had given his phone to his daughter to hold and never asked for it back. Rookies.