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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sarah Palin looks absolutely ravishing tonight.
Guster
Footballguy
Sarah Palin tonight or Jennifer Love Hewitt tonight??
flysack
Footballguy
I'm nearing 40, so this is in the cards for me soon. I've been going to the same GP for awhile. He knows me. Knows I like to kid around. So I'm thinking of lightening the mood by asking (in the most straight-faced manner possible) for a referral to a therapist to discuss anticipated issues with my sexuality.
Guster
Footballguy
Sorry about his luck. Too bad you can't take him to a stadium with history and memoriesTaking Flaming Bird (otherwise known as Fly Jr.) to his first trip to Yankees Stadium today.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Note to self:
Asking a bunch of 40-50 yo broads to join you for sex =
Asking a bunch of 20 yo broads to join you for teh sex =
Asking a bunch of 40-50 yo broads to join you for sex =
Asking a bunch of 20 yo broads to join you for teh sex =
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Guster
Footballguy
What's the deal with the bread?
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
What about asking the Mayor's Wife?Note to self:Asking a bunch of 40-50 yo broads to join you for sex =
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Good Lord no. :XAnother note to self: Hermann, MO is a popular destination for "girls weekends".ETA Great German food too. Call the Sunkist people, feed tuna mayonaise.What about asking the Mayor's Wife?Note to self:Asking a bunch of 40-50 yo broads to join you for sex =
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Pickles are awesome. I wonder if they would be good on a pizza.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
They're good fried. I need to buy a pickle jar, got a bumper crop of cucumbers this year and i love them too.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Oh wow
cosjobs
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
Is that a belly button or a sink-hole?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Not going. :( The flight alone would be almost a grand. Re-fied the house Friday so wrote a big check for that. Not to mention all the other bs. #### :(
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh yeah, I gor busted faking an orgasm last night. 
kevzilla
Footballguy
Oh yeah, I gor busted faking an orgasm last night.
I think I'm just gonna wait for Gadzooks to see this.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Oh yeah, I gor busted faking an orgasm last night.
Did you have a squirt gun with liquid soap in it?
mr. furley
Footballguy
Gopher State
Footballguy
An Iowa farmer, in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one,
or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'
The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog,
but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one,
or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'
The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog,
but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
That was ####### odd.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Crushed it at the raffle today. Used my $25 gift card for some filets and a bag of royal oak.
that drunk?Oh yeah, I gor busted faking an orgasm last night.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Nearly $250 at our garage sale today. 
My near term goal: Park ONE of our vehicles inside the spacious two-car garage. Getting a lot closer after getting rid of a pool table that's been used as a storage table for the last 9 years. Sold it to a very nice Philippino (sp?) family who wanted it for their 5 sons. After loading it into their SUV, the dad and two of his sons couldn't fit and were going to walk to the bus station. I gave them a ride. Cool folks. Dad didn't speak much English, but his two sons (14/8) did and were very polite.
Reaquanited myself with all of my old neighbors. It's been awesome getting back over here. Like a homecoming. There's a local TV/Radio broadcaster two houses down (used to do the play by play for Beavers) - he stopped by for 30 minutes as we caught up. Cool dude. Funny to see their kids all grown up now, out of college and thriving. I remember them as awkward HS students and younger.
Thatched (sp?) my front yard while I sold stuff. Dead man tonight. Off to take care of my parent's special needs dog as they enjoy a weekend at Emerald Downs betting on ponies.
Blah blah blah....blah
My near term goal: Park ONE of our vehicles inside the spacious two-car garage. Getting a lot closer after getting rid of a pool table that's been used as a storage table for the last 9 years. Sold it to a very nice Philippino (sp?) family who wanted it for their 5 sons. After loading it into their SUV, the dad and two of his sons couldn't fit and were going to walk to the bus station. I gave them a ride. Cool folks. Dad didn't speak much English, but his two sons (14/8) did and were very polite.
Reaquanited myself with all of my old neighbors. It's been awesome getting back over here. Like a homecoming. There's a local TV/Radio broadcaster two houses down (used to do the play by play for Beavers) - he stopped by for 30 minutes as we caught up. Cool dude. Funny to see their kids all grown up now, out of college and thriving. I remember them as awkward HS students and younger.
Thatched (sp?) my front yard while I sold stuff. Dead man tonight. Off to take care of my parent's special needs dog as they enjoy a weekend at Emerald Downs betting on ponies.
Blah blah blah....blah
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Politics are off limits in the GMTAN.Just saw a conservative blogger on CNN refuse to give Obama any credit for success against terrorism because, " He's using drones to kill terrorists, instead of capturing these guys and questioning them!"
mr. furley
Footballguy
say what?
Think about these for your garage. I have them in my 2 car garage and store everything on the walls and park both cars with no problemNearly $250 at our garage sale today.
My near term goal: Park ONE of our vehicles inside the spacious two-car garage. Getting a lot closer after getting rid of a pool table that's been used as a storage table for the last 9 years. Sold it to a very nice Philippino (sp?) family who wanted it for their 5 sons. After loading it into their SUV, the dad and two of his sons couldn't fit and were going to walk to the bus station. I gave them a ride. Cool folks. Dad didn't speak much English, but his two sons (14/8) did and were very polite.
Reaquanited myself with all of my old neighbors. It's been awesome getting back over here. Like a homecoming. There's a local TV/Radio broadcaster two houses down (used to do the play by play for Beavers) - he stopped by for 30 minutes as we caught up. Cool dude. Funny to see their kids all grown up now, out of college and thriving. I remember them as awkward HS students and younger.
Thatched (sp?) my front yard while I sold stuff. Dead man tonight. Off to take care of my parent's special needs dog as they enjoy a weekend at Emerald Downs betting on ponies.
Blah blah blah....blah
Marvin
Footballguy
Somebody posted something like this a couple of years ago. So simple it's freaking brilliant.http://zedomax.com/blog/2010/07/30/garage-diy-how-to-make-a-diy-overhead-storage-rack/Think about these for your garage. I have them in my 2 car garage and store everything on the walls and park both cars with no problemNearly $250 at our garage sale today.
My near term goal: Park ONE of our vehicles inside the spacious two-car garage. Getting a lot closer after getting rid of a pool table that's been used as a storage table for the last 9 years. Sold it to a very nice Philippino (sp?) family who wanted it for their 5 sons. After loading it into their SUV, the dad and two of his sons couldn't fit and were going to walk to the bus station. I gave them a ride. Cool folks. Dad didn't speak much English, but his two sons (14/8) did and were very polite.
Reaquanited myself with all of my old neighbors. It's been awesome getting back over here. Like a homecoming. There's a local TV/Radio broadcaster two houses down (used to do the play by play for Beavers) - he stopped by for 30 minutes as we caught up. Cool dude. Funny to see their kids all grown up now, out of college and thriving. I remember them as awkward HS students and younger.
Thatched (sp?) my front yard while I sold stuff. Dead man tonight. Off to take care of my parent's special needs dog as they enjoy a weekend at Emerald Downs betting on ponies.
Blah blah blah....blah
proninja
Footballguy
Somehow got bumped to first class on my 7 am flight from Seattle to Denver. Since I actually haven't been there before I stayed awake the whole time with instructions to the flight attendant to keep screwdrivers coming. I'm now in the denver airport trying to act sober on two hours of sleep.
Ahh, vacation
Ahh, vacation
charvik
Footballguy
No worries, a funeral isn't exactly the most fun setting for a corn hole. I'm sure there will be other times.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I'm getting closer every day...........Oh yeah, I gor busted faking an orgasm last night.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I thought I was dying yesterday. I was severely over-served on Friday night. I found this receipt in my pocket yesterday morning from the first bar we were at (not as good as a drunk GM receipt) We went to a few other bars after that one. Not really sure what time I got home but I'm pretty sure I didn't sleep much. To go along with a massive hangover, I think I got the flu or something, my entire body ached, I had a fever, dizzy, the shakes, cold sweats and I could barely masturbate. I literally spent about 18 consecutive hours in my bed naked enjoying the air conditioning while also hoping I would die to end my suffering.
Guster
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
And I'm winning $$ on the EuroCup Final. Might buy me a PS3 with the winnings. living' the good life
Bruce Dickinson
Footballguy
Yeah, I thought about those too. Doing any sort of work on the ceiling is a major PIA though. That being said, if I use up all my wall space, I'll probably do this.Somebody posted something like this a couple of years ago. So simple it's freaking brilliant.http://zedomax.com/blog/2010/07/30/garage-diy-how-to-make-a-diy-overhead-storage-rack/Think about these for your garage. I have them in my 2 car garage and store everything on the walls and park both cars with no problemNearly $250 at our garage sale today.
My near term goal: Park ONE of our vehicles inside the spacious two-car garage. Getting a lot closer after getting rid of a pool table that's been used as a storage table for the last 9 years. Sold it to a very nice Philippino (sp?) family who wanted it for their 5 sons. After loading it into their SUV, the dad and two of his sons couldn't fit and were going to walk to the bus station. I gave them a ride. Cool folks. Dad didn't speak much English, but his two sons (14/8) did and were very polite.
Reaquanited myself with all of my old neighbors. It's been awesome getting back over here. Like a homecoming. There's a local TV/Radio broadcaster two houses down (used to do the play by play for Beavers) - he stopped by for 30 minutes as we caught up. Cool dude. Funny to see their kids all grown up now, out of college and thriving. I remember them as awkward HS students and younger.
Thatched (sp?) my front yard while I sold stuff. Dead man tonight. Off to take care of my parent's special needs dog as they enjoy a weekend at Emerald Downs betting on ponies.
Blah blah blah....blah
I'm praying for you.Coming down to the wire for this week's FB matchup. Need Vargas not to #### the bed and (1 of the following for a tie and two for a win)1. 2 HRs out of Napoli/Votto/Gordon - Votto likely won't play today2. Vargas to out K Phil Hughes by 3Ks (not counting Hughes 7ks so far)3. Hughes not get the W and 1 W from Vargas/Parnell/Cook/Casilla4. 2 wins from Vargas/Parnell/Cook/Casillanote that y'all care, but I needed to think this out anyway
flysack
Footballguy
Like losing to your arch-rival on its 100th anniversary? :BOOM: Ho!Sorry about his luck. Too bad you can't take him to a stadium with history and memoriesTaking Flaming Bird (otherwise known as Fly Jr.) to his first trip to Yankees Stadium today.
Peanut Butter and Jellyfish. :BOOM: Ho!
Guster
Footballguy
like having 100 years of history and memories in a place to draw on. Parents taking their children taking their children taking their children. All in the same place. With the memories flowing back every time you step into the ball park - win or loseLike losing to your arch-rival on its 100th anniversary? :BOOM: Ho!Sorry about his luck. Too bad you can't take him to a stadium with history and memoriesTaking Flaming Bird (otherwise known as Fly Jr.) to his first trip to Yankees Stadium today.
Guster
Footballguy
it's like a bad sponge bob pun
Guster
Footballguy
Just had to offload one of the girls I've been dating recently. Was a little too 
for me.
On the first date she was talking about how I might be the one, etc.
Terrible terrible things happened to her growing up and it's clearly effected her.
I wasn't willing to take on the burdens of that despite the top notch
for me.On the first date she was talking about how I might be the one, etc.
Terrible terrible things happened to her growing up and it's clearly effected her.
I wasn't willing to take on the burdens of that despite the top notch
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