GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[EYLive]

Cal is making my parents watch him and his brother Saturday night, God bless that boy, so I think we're going to check this place out.

I heard today on the radio it was voted the second best roof top bar in the world. Menu looks good.

Damn it, just realized the Cubs are in town. Place will be packed.

ARTISAN MEATS SELECTION

 

[Mr. Soup Nazi]

What's up, #####es?

 

[ScottNorwood]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

How tall is she? Gotta be pushing 6' right?

 

[Marvin]

Forecast for Wichita for the next seven days: 108,108,109,109,107,107,105.

BFD

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

Bundy Bounce.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

Bundy Bounce.

That little dance she does makes me want to ... I don't know ... have sex with her or something.

 

[Thorn]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

Bundy Bounce.

That little dance she does makes me want to ... I don't know ... have sex with her or something.

Talk to me about the 'something' part.

 

[shuke]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

Bundy Bounce.

That little dance she does makes me want to ... I don't know ... have sex with her or something.

Was this a one-time thing or her normal pre-race routine? I can't find any other videos.Bring on the olympics!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

Bundy Bounce.

That little dance she does makes me want to ... I don't know ... have sex with her or something.

Was this a one-time thing or her normal pre-race routine? I can't find any other videos.Bring on the olympics!

She's not in the Olympics. This was all we get.At least we have this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Happy Friday!

Have I mentioned that my MIL was an evil #####? I always knew this but she's been dead for almost 16 years so I've pretty much wiped her out of my mind. One of the (many) reasons I fell in love with my wife is I felt so bad for her because she was treated horribly. Well last night, after all of these years, Mrs. SLB told me her mother never once told her she loved her until she was on her death bed. I know her Dad was never into such "nonsense" either. He never told her either until he was about to die. Of course her Dad was a great man on many, many, levels. So kind & gentle. I just think that was more of an old time upbringing.

####### people. Looks like I'm back to trying to save the world.

ETA

Sorry, I've spent a fair amount of time complaining about my wife lately. Thought I owed you an update. I'm just going to #### now.

Boobs.

Boner.

 

[bentley]

Mmmmmmm.......breakfast tacos from Kens. Highly recommended if any of you are ever in Austin. And just a couple blocks away from Shuke's office here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mmmmmmm.......breakfast tacos from Kens. Highly recommended if any of you are ever in Austin. And just a couple blocks away from Shuke's office here.

want

 

[Bogart]

Went to midnight showing of Batman. I'm too ####### old to be doing that anymore. Movie lets out at 3, I get home at 4, wake up at 7 to make the donuts.

That said, the movie was amazing, the crowd was a lot of fun, and there was a sexy Batgirl and sexy Harley Quinn in the front row that Homer would have taken home to meet Mom right then and there.

 

[trogg78]

Went to midnight showing of Batman. I'm too ####### old to be doing that anymore. Movie lets out at 3, I get home at 4, wake up at 7 to make the donuts.That said, the movie was amazing, the crowd was a lot of fun, and there was a sexy Batgirl and sexy Harley Quinn in the front row that Homer would have taken home to meet Mom right then and there.

I'm glad you're ok. Some seriously awful #### just went down in Denver at the batman movie.

 

[Gadzooks]

Dear SLB:

Clearly you're not happy. I think you should leave your wife.

Dear everyone else (except SLB)

Good chance I might be getting married to the soon to be divorced-Hot-Mrs SLB. Expect your wedding invitation soon.

 

[Bogart]

Dear SLB:Clearly you're not happy. I think you should leave your wife.Dear everyone else (except SLB)Good chance I might be getting married to the soon to be divorced-Hot-Mrs SLB. Expect your wedding invitation soon.

Can I be ring-bearer? I will wear the suit with the shorts if I can.

 

[Gadzooks]

Dear SLB:Clearly you're not happy. I think you should leave your wife.Dear everyone else (except SLB)Good chance I might be getting married to the soon to be divorced-Hot-Mrs SLB. Expect your wedding invitation soon.

Can I be ring-bearer? I will wear the suit with the shorts if I can.

Absolutely!!! And I'm gonna try to make this all happen quickly so that Tanner is able to attend.

 

[shuke]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

Bundy Bounce.

That little dance she does makes me want to ... I don't know ... have sex with her or something.

Was this a one-time thing or her normal pre-race routine? I can't find any other videos.Bring on the olympics!

She's not in the Olympics. This was all we get.

THIS IS BULL####!

 

[shuke]

Mmmmmmm.......breakfast tacos from Kens. Highly recommended if any of you are ever in Austin. And just a couple blocks away from Shuke's office here.

Ken's Got a "taco salad" there for lunch once that was pretty much a huge bowl of taco meat.

 

[shuke]

So my son and I are going to an overnight camping thing at our local cub scout camp. I just went to print the medical forms and one is supposed to be filled out by a physician. ####.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dear SLB:Clearly you're not happy. I think you should leave your wife.Dear everyone else (except SLB)Good chance I might be getting married to the soon to be divorced-Hot-Mrs SLB. Expect your wedding invitation soon.

Can I be ring-bearer? I will wear the suit with the shorts if I can.

Absolutely!!! And I'm gonna try to make this all happen quickly so that Tanner is able to attend.

I'll run the meat raffle at the reception.OMG I SHOULD HAVE A MEAT RAFFLE AT MY WEDDING RECEPTION!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So my son and I are going to an overnight camping thing at our local cub scout camp. I just went to print the medical forms and one is supposed to be filled out by a physician. ####.

Fax it over, I'll sign.

 

[Disco Stu]

So my son and I are going to an overnight camping thing at our local cub scout camp. I just went to print the medical forms and one is supposed to be filled out by a physician. ####.

Check to see if they really need that page. Our pack always sends out the full group of forms but only certain pages are required. They never remember to mention that though.

 

[Disco Stu]

So my son and I are going to an overnight camping thing at our local cub scout camp. I just went to print the medical forms and one is supposed to be filled out by a physician. ####.

Fax it over, I'll sign.

I'd check with Dr Awesome first.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dear SLB:Clearly you're not happy. I think you should leave your wife.Dear everyone else (except SLB)Good chance I might be getting married to the soon to be divorced-Hot-Mrs SLB. Expect your wedding invitation soon.

Can I be ring-bearer? I will wear the suit with the shorts if I can.

Absolutely!!! And I'm gonna try to make this all happen quickly so that Tanner is able to attend.

I'll run the meat raffle at the reception.OMG I SHOULD HAVE A MEAT RAFFLE AT MY WEDDING RECEPTION!

@ all of these.Sorry Zooks, she called me her hero last night and that was some of the milder praise. I'm not kicking her to the curb quite yet.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, if you want to hear some funny ####, segment 4 Rita Ray Roxx interview. Yes, they totally screwing with her. Amongst the highlights, she admits losing her virginity to Billy Squire. When she was 15.

 

[Bogart]

In lieu of Secret Santa this year, I would like to propose the 1st Annual GMTAN Online Meat Raffle and Wife Swap.

Those of us without wives (or husbands) will contribute extra meat to the raffle. All proceeds will go to paying for fish's wedding/reception/honeymoon/divorce lawyers.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

In lieu of Secret Santa this year, I would like to propose the 1st Annual GMTAN Online Meat Raffle and Wife Swap. Those of us without wives (or husbands) will contribute extra meat to the raffle. All proceeds will go to paying for fish's wedding/reception/honeymoon/divorce lawyers.

Sounds like quite the sausage party.

 

[Gadzooks]

Interesting developments on the female front (not counting my possible marriage to SLB's wife)

Stalker girl

I mentioned her last week (she showed up at my house with another much older woman, knocked, looked in my windows, texted about how she couldn't see me and wanted me to let her in, she's kinda my version of Knuckles) She ended up coming over last Friday night and fell asleep on my couch, with nothing happening. We talked a few times since then and now we're going to lunch today. As mentioned before, she's into Yoga, meditating and is on one of those weird Vegan diets. We've been friends since Junior High School and she's pretty hot, but there was never a spark there for me, however, I am hornier than Tanner on Viagra. So we're doing lunch today and she said she is "open for anything this weekend". And to add to her stalker qualities, after texting back and forth yesterday about lunch plans (and finally getting her to agree to go to a non-sushi place) she texted that "she couldn't wait to see me" and then my phone started blowing up with all these FaceBook notifications and it was her "liking" a bunch of old pictures I put up a long time ago and her "liking" random comments I've made on old pictures or posts from mutual friends. Luckily my horniness trumps her creepy behavior.

President's daughter

Not Obama. The daughter of the President of the bank I work for. She also cuts my hair. 29 years old and recently divorced. Been very flirty for the past 6 months and has been texting me ALOT lately. I've not pursued anything because she's the President's daughter. However, as previously stated, I'm hornier than Shuke at a buffet. She mentioned how she's getting a new place and that I'll have to come over and check it out. At least 3 times in the past 2 days she's asked me what I'm doing this weekend and stated that she doesn't have any plans. This is a developing situation.



Non-Hot-Co-Worker Girl

This is purely physical and she's not even that attractive. I've hooked up with her a couple times in the past (most recently was October-ish and I think I wrote about it here, she's really short and I think I compared our drunken secks to Spud Webb boxing out John Stockton) Anyways, she had been dating some guy for the last couple months and they broke up last weekend, she's been asking me about grabbing a beer after work some night and then last night she texted me asking me if I wanted to go to the Red Sox game tonight with her. Since she and I are both hornier than TRE at a meat raffle, I think secks is guaranteed if we add alcohol to the equation.

Runner girl

She is new. I met her last Fall as she is the cousin of a guy I work with and that guy is one of my better friends outside of work. He has invited her to several of our "work/family functions" and usually her and I end up hanging out. She is very hot. Much much hotter than any of the other options. She's a runner, 28 years old and has a body that makes me melt like a freeze pop left out under the sun. Best personality out of the group as well. Her one negative is that she is engaged to someone else. She used to send a lot of jokes via text to me and her cousin and over the last few weeks she stopped including her cousin and her I text back and forth a lot. She asked me to download a messenger app because she didn't get cell service at work but could use the messenger service via WI-FI so we could text during the day. At night, when she's home with her fiancee, she only occasionaly will text me. I have a weird feeling that the "messenger-service" thing is just so her fiancee doesn't know she's texting me. I also get the impression that she's not real happy with fiancee. I guess I'm just gonna go along with the texting and hope she breaks it off with the fiancee (they don't even have a wedding date planned) God I would love to hook up with her as much as Guster loves shot videos.

Hot co-worker girl

This one is a real stretch. 27 years old, very hot. She has a boyfriend that lives out of state. Her and I have had a running email joke about her buying me a drink sometime. She's started texting me over the last 2 weeks and talking about where we should go for our drink. Haven't been able to make it happen though. I doubt anything will happen, but hooking up with her would make me happier than GM finding shade on a sunny day.

Thoughts? Strategies? Rankings?

 

[Gadzooks]

Sorry Zooks, she called me her hero last night and that was some of the milder praise. I'm not kicking her to the curb quite yet.

Ok. You have my number, keep me posted.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Interesting developments on the female front (not counting my possible marriage to SLB's wife)

Stalker girl

I mentioned her last week (she showed up at my house with another much older woman, knocked, looked in my windows, texted about how she couldn't see me and wanted me to let her in, she's kinda my version of Knuckles) She ended up coming over last Friday night and fell asleep on my couch, with nothing happening. We talked a few times since then and now we're going to lunch today. As mentioned before, she's into Yoga, meditating and is on one of those weird Vegan diets. We've been friends since Junior High School and she's pretty hot, but there was never a spark there for me, however, I am hornier than Tanner on Viagra. So we're doing lunch today and she said she is "open for anything this weekend". And to add to her stalker qualities, after texting back and forth yesterday about lunch plans (and finally getting her to agree to go to a non-sushi place) she texted that "she couldn't wait to see me" and then my phone started blowing up with all these FaceBook notifications and it was her "liking" a bunch of old pictures I put up a long time ago and her "liking" random comments I've made on old pictures or posts from mutual friends. Luckily my horniness trumps her creepy behavior.

President's daughter

Not Obama. The daughter of the President of the bank I work for. She also cuts my hair. 29 years old and recently divorced. Been very flirty for the past 6 months and has been texting me ALOT lately. I've not pursued anything because she's the President's daughter. However, as previously stated, I'm hornier than Shuke at a buffet. She mentioned how she's getting a new place and that I'll have to come over and check it out. At least 3 times in the past 2 days she's asked me what I'm doing this weekend and stated that she doesn't have any plans. This is a developing situation.



Non-Hot-Co-Worker Girl

This is purely physical and she's not even that attractive. I've hooked up with her a couple times in the past (most recently was October-ish and I think I wrote about it here, she's really short and I think I compared our drunken secks to Spud Webb boxing out John Stockton) Anyways, she had been dating some guy for the last couple months and they broke up last weekend, she's been asking me about grabbing a beer after work some night and then last night she texted me asking me if I wanted to go to the Red Sox game tonight with her. Since she and I are both hornier than TRE at a meat raffle, I think secks is guaranteed if we add alcohol to the equation.

Runner girl

She is new. I met her last Fall as she is the cousin of a guy I work with and that guy is one of my better friends outside of work. He has invited her to several of our "work/family functions" and usually her and I end up hanging out. She is very hot. Much much hotter than any of the other options. She's a runner, 28 years old and has a body that makes me melt like a freeze pop left out under the sun. Best personality out of the group as well. Her one negative is that she is engaged to someone else. She used to send a lot of jokes via text to me and her cousin and over the last few weeks she stopped including her cousin and her I text back and forth a lot. She asked me to download a messenger app because she didn't get cell service at work but could use the messenger service via WI-FI so we could text during the day. At night, when she's home with her fiancee, she only occasionaly will text me. I have a weird feeling that the "messenger-service" thing is just so her fiancee doesn't know she's texting me. I also get the impression that she's not real happy with fiancee. I guess I'm just gonna go along with the texting and hope she breaks it off with the fiancee (they don't even have a wedding date planned) God I would love to hook up with her as much as Guster loves shot videos.

Hot co-worker girl

This one is a real stretch. 27 years old, very hot. She has a boyfriend that lives out of state. Her and I have had a running email joke about her buying me a drink sometime. She's started texting me over the last 2 weeks and talking about where we should go for our drink. Haven't been able to make it happen though. I doubt anything will happen, but hooking up with her would make me happier than GM finding shade on a sunny day.

Thoughts? Strategies? Rankings?

Hot co-workerRunner girl

Stalker

Not-Hot Co-worker

President's daughter

 

[JaxBill]

So my son and I are going to an overnight camping thing at our local cub scout camp. I just went to print the medical forms and one is supposed to be filled out by a physician. ####.

Check with your pack leader and see if that physician form is necessary. For my son's boy scout troop, the physician form was only needed for the week-long camps and high-adventure trips. Any weekend camps just required the first two(?) pages that you can fill out.edit - sorry for teh hipple.

 

[Thorn]

Interesting developments on the female front (not counting my possible marriage to SLB's wife)

Stalker girl

I mentioned her last week (she showed up at my house with another much older woman, knocked, looked in my windows, texted about how she couldn't see me and wanted me to let her in, she's kinda my version of Knuckles) She ended up coming over last Friday night and fell asleep on my couch, with nothing happening. We talked a few times since then and now we're going to lunch today. As mentioned before, she's into Yoga, meditating and is on one of those weird Vegan diets. We've been friends since Junior High School and she's pretty hot, but there was never a spark there for me, however, I am hornier than Tanner on Viagra. So we're doing lunch today and she said she is "open for anything this weekend". And to add to her stalker qualities, after texting back and forth yesterday about lunch plans (and finally getting her to agree to go to a non-sushi place) she texted that "she couldn't wait to see me" and then my phone started blowing up with all these FaceBook notifications and it was her "liking" a bunch of old pictures I put up a long time ago and her "liking" random comments I've made on old pictures or posts from mutual friends. Luckily my horniness trumps her creepy behavior.

President's daughter

Not Obama. The daughter of the President of the bank I work for. She also cuts my hair. 29 years old and recently divorced. Been very flirty for the past 6 months and has been texting me ALOT lately. I've not pursued anything because she's the President's daughter. However, as previously stated, I'm hornier than Shuke at a buffet. She mentioned how she's getting a new place and that I'll have to come over and check it out. At least 3 times in the past 2 days she's asked me what I'm doing this weekend and stated that she doesn't have any plans. This is a developing situation.



Non-Hot-Co-Worker Girl

This is purely physical and she's not even that attractive. I've hooked up with her a couple times in the past (most recently was October-ish and I think I wrote about it here, she's really short and I think I compared our drunken secks to Spud Webb boxing out John Stockton) Anyways, she had been dating some guy for the last couple months and they broke up last weekend, she's been asking me about grabbing a beer after work some night and then last night she texted me asking me if I wanted to go to the Red Sox game tonight with her. Since she and I are both hornier than TRE at a meat raffle, I think secks is guaranteed if we add alcohol to the equation.

Runner girl

She is new. I met her last Fall as she is the cousin of a guy I work with and that guy is one of my better friends outside of work. He has invited her to several of our "work/family functions" and usually her and I end up hanging out. She is very hot. Much much hotter than any of the other options. She's a runner, 28 years old and has a body that makes me melt like a freeze pop left out under the sun. Best personality out of the group as well. Her one negative is that she is engaged to someone else. She used to send a lot of jokes via text to me and her cousin and over the last few weeks she stopped including her cousin and her I text back and forth a lot. She asked me to download a messenger app because she didn't get cell service at work but could use the messenger service via WI-FI so we could text during the day. At night, when she's home with her fiancee, she only occasionaly will text me. I have a weird feeling that the "messenger-service" thing is just so her fiancee doesn't know she's texting me. I also get the impression that she's not real happy with fiancee. I guess I'm just gonna go along with the texting and hope she breaks it off with the fiancee (they don't even have a wedding date planned) God I would love to hook up with her as much as Guster loves shot videos.

Hot co-worker girl

This one is a real stretch. 27 years old, very hot. She has a boyfriend that lives out of state. Her and I have had a running email joke about her buying me a drink sometime. She's started texting me over the last 2 weeks and talking about where we should go for our drink. Haven't been able to make it happen though. I doubt anything will happen, but hooking up with her would make me happier than GM finding shade on a sunny day.

Thoughts? Strategies? Rankings?

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

 

[JaxBill]

Hot co-worker (reason should eb obvious)

President's Daughter (She's 29 and divorced - not like you're corrupting her morals)

Non Hot Co-Worker Girl (Falback plan)

Runner Girl (Fiancee might hunt you down)

Stalker (She WILL hunt you down)

 

[Bogart]

In my world, the hot girl who cuts my hair becomes my Facebook friend so she can send out her schedule so I know when to come in and get my hair cut. In Zooks world, the hot girl who cuts his hair wants to #### the #### out of him.

 

[Gadzooks]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye. From my list of current options, notice that Runner Girl (age 28) is engaged and Hot Co-worker Girl (age 27) has a boyfriend, yet they are carrying on a very flirty texting relationship with me. If I was the guy in the relationship with either of them I'd be pissed about what they're doing even though technically they haven't done anything. The perfect 22 Year Old that I had a "relationship" with had a boyfriend that lived out of state, but she didn't care. And I remember the first girl that I did anything with after my divorce was 25 years old and she was married (I didn't know she was married and ended things right when I found out)What's wrong with chicks these days? Or should I not be complaining about this?

 

[Disco Stu]

First knock one out with one (or more) of the first three listed. That will alleviate any horniness-related desperation, which will greatly improve your chances with the hot co-worker. Get her out for drinks and see what happens. Dating her will then greatly improve your chances with runner girl.

 

[Disco Stu]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye. From my list of current options, notice that Runner Girl (age 28) is engaged and Hot Co-worker Girl (age 27) has a boyfriend, yet they are carrying on a very flirty texting relationship with me. If I was the guy in the relationship with either of them I'd be pissed about what they're doing even though technically they haven't done anything. The perfect 22 Year Old that I had a "relationship" with had a boyfriend that lived out of state, but she didn't care. And I remember the first girl that I did anything with after my divorce was 25 years old and she was married (I didn't know she was married and ended things right when I found out)What's wrong with chicks these days? Or should I not be complaining about this?

It's not chicks these days man. You're just that irresistible.

 

[YSR]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye. From my list of current options, notice that Runner Girl (age 28) is engaged and Hot Co-worker Girl (age 27) has a boyfriend, yet they are carrying on a very flirty texting relationship with me. If I was the guy in the relationship with either of them I'd be pissed about what they're doing even though technically they haven't done anything. The perfect 22 Year Old that I had a "relationship" with had a boyfriend that lived out of state, but she didn't care. And I remember the first girl that I did anything with after my divorce was 25 years old and she was married (I didn't know she was married and ended things right when I found out)What's wrong with chicks these days? Or should I not be complaining about this?

It's not chicks these days man. You're just that irresistible.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye. From my list of current options, notice that Runner Girl (age 28) is engaged and Hot Co-worker Girl (age 27) has a boyfriend, yet they are carrying on a very flirty texting relationship with me. If I was the guy in the relationship with either of them I'd be pissed about what they're doing even though technically they haven't done anything. The perfect 22 Year Old that I had a "relationship" with had a boyfriend that lived out of state, but she didn't care. And I remember the first girl that I did anything with after my divorce was 25 years old and she was married (I didn't know she was married and ended things right when I found out)What's wrong with chicks these days? Or should I not be complaining about this?

you can complain all you want, just do it with your weiner

 

[Gadzooks]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye. From my list of current options, notice that Runner Girl (age 28) is engaged and Hot Co-worker Girl (age 27) has a boyfriend, yet they are carrying on a very flirty texting relationship with me. If I was the guy in the relationship with either of them I'd be pissed about what they're doing even though technically they haven't done anything. The perfect 22 Year Old that I had a "relationship" with had a boyfriend that lived out of state, but she didn't care. And I remember the first girl that I did anything with after my divorce was 25 years old and she was married (I didn't know she was married and ended things right when I found out)What's wrong with chicks these days? Or should I not be complaining about this?

It's not chicks these days man. You're just that irresistible.

I love you

 

[Disco Stu]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye. From my list of current options, notice that Runner Girl (age 28) is engaged and Hot Co-worker Girl (age 27) has a boyfriend, yet they are carrying on a very flirty texting relationship with me. If I was the guy in the relationship with either of them I'd be pissed about what they're doing even though technically they haven't done anything. The perfect 22 Year Old that I had a "relationship" with had a boyfriend that lived out of state, but she didn't care. And I remember the first girl that I did anything with after my divorce was 25 years old and she was married (I didn't know she was married and ended things right when I found out)What's wrong with chicks these days? Or should I not be complaining about this?

It's not chicks these days man. You're just that irresistible.

I love you

We should make it facebook official.

 

[YSR]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye. From my list of current options, notice that Runner Girl (age 28) is engaged and Hot Co-worker Girl (age 27) has a boyfriend, yet they are carrying on a very flirty texting relationship with me. If I was the guy in the relationship with either of them I'd be pissed about what they're doing even though technically they haven't done anything. The perfect 22 Year Old that I had a "relationship" with had a boyfriend that lived out of state, but she didn't care. And I remember the first girl that I did anything with after my divorce was 25 years old and she was married (I didn't know she was married and ended things right when I found out)What's wrong with chicks these days? Or should I not be complaining about this?

It's not chicks these days man. You're just that irresistible.

I love you

<_<

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Interesting developments on the female front (not counting my possible marriage to SLB's wife)

Stalker girl

I mentioned her last week (she showed up at my house with another much older woman, knocked, looked in my windows, texted about how she couldn't see me and wanted me to let her in, she's kinda my version of Knuckles) She ended up coming over last Friday night and fell asleep on my couch, with nothing happening. We talked a few times since then and now we're going to lunch today. As mentioned before, she's into Yoga, meditating and is on one of those weird Vegan diets. We've been friends since Junior High School and she's pretty hot, but there was never a spark there for me, however, I am hornier than Tanner on Viagra. So we're doing lunch today and she said she is "open for anything this weekend". And to add to her stalker qualities, after texting back and forth yesterday about lunch plans (and finally getting her to agree to go to a non-sushi place) she texted that "she couldn't wait to see me" and then my phone started blowing up with all these FaceBook notifications and it was her "liking" a bunch of old pictures I put up a long time ago and her "liking" random comments I've made on old pictures or posts from mutual friends. Luckily my horniness trumps her creepy behavior.

President's daughter

Not Obama. The daughter of the President of the bank I work for. She also cuts my hair. 29 years old and recently divorced. Been very flirty for the past 6 months and has been texting me ALOT lately. I've not pursued anything because she's the President's daughter. However, as previously stated, I'm hornier than Shuke at a buffet. She mentioned how she's getting a new place and that I'll have to come over and check it out. At least 3 times in the past 2 days she's asked me what I'm doing this weekend and stated that she doesn't have any plans. This is a developing situation.



Non-Hot-Co-Worker Girl

This is purely physical and she's not even that attractive. I've hooked up with her a couple times in the past (most recently was October-ish and I think I wrote about it here, she's really short and I think I compared our drunken secks to Spud Webb boxing out John Stockton) Anyways, she had been dating some guy for the last couple months and they broke up last weekend, she's been asking me about grabbing a beer after work some night and then last night she texted me asking me if I wanted to go to the Red Sox game tonight with her. Since she and I are both hornier than TRE at a meat raffle, I think secks is guaranteed if we add alcohol to the equation.

Runner girl

She is new. I met her last Fall as she is the cousin of a guy I work with and that guy is one of my better friends outside of work. He has invited her to several of our "work/family functions" and usually her and I end up hanging out. She is very hot. Much much hotter than any of the other options. She's a runner, 28 years old and has a body that makes me melt like a freeze pop left out under the sun. Best personality out of the group as well. Her one negative is that she is engaged to someone else. She used to send a lot of jokes via text to me and her cousin and over the last few weeks she stopped including her cousin and her I text back and forth a lot. She asked me to download a messenger app because she didn't get cell service at work but could use the messenger service via WI-FI so we could text during the day. At night, when she's home with her fiancee, she only occasionaly will text me. I have a weird feeling that the "messenger-service" thing is just so her fiancee doesn't know she's texting me. I also get the impression that she's not real happy with fiancee. I guess I'm just gonna go along with the texting and hope she breaks it off with the fiancee (they don't even have a wedding date planned) God I would love to hook up with her as much as Guster loves shot videos.

Hot co-worker girl

This one is a real stretch. 27 years old, very hot. She has a boyfriend that lives out of state. Her and I have had a running email joke about her buying me a drink sometime. She's started texting me over the last 2 weeks and talking about where we should go for our drink. Haven't been able to make it happen though. I doubt anything will happen, but hooking up with her would make me happier than GM finding shade on a sunny day.

Thoughts? Strategies? Rankings?

Hot co-workerRunner girl

Stalker

Not-Hot Co-worker

President's daughter

I don't know. I think President's daughter maximizes our entertainment potential.

 

[Your Mother]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye.

Oh, dear. You're so naive.

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye. From my list of current options, notice that Runner Girl (age 28) is engaged and Hot Co-worker Girl (age 27) has a boyfriend, yet they are carrying on a very flirty texting relationship with me. If I was the guy in the relationship with either of them I'd be pissed about what they're doing even though technically they haven't done anything. The perfect 22 Year Old that I had a "relationship" with had a boyfriend that lived out of state, but she didn't care. And I remember the first girl that I did anything with after my divorce was 25 years old and she was married (I didn't know she was married and ended things right when I found out)What's wrong with chicks these days? Or should I not be complaining about this?

My link

 

[Tiger Fan]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

Bundy Bounce.

That little dance she does makes me want to ... I don't know ... have sex with her or something.

Was this a one-time thing or her normal pre-race routine? I can't find any other videos.Bring on the olympics!

Olympic Village is essentially an orgy

 

[-fish-]

In my world, the hot girl who cuts my hair becomes my Facebook friend so she can send out her schedule so I know when to come in and get my hair cut. In Zooks world, the hot girl who cuts his hair wants to #### the #### out of him.

your world makes baby jesus cry.

 

[Ignoramus]

In my world, the hot girl who cuts my hair becomes my Facebook friend so she can send out her schedule so I know when to come in and get my hair cut. In Zooks world, the hot girl who cuts his hair wants to #### the #### out of him.

I didn't even read that #### because I knew it would just piss me off.