GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Captain Quinoa]

My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.

I think the only one on my wife's list is Halle Berry.

Huh. I would have thought Jayne Mansfield or young Liz Taylor. Is your wife a lot younger than you?

 

[YSR]

Kindle guys> can I get the books that I didn't buy from Amazon (thanks again Tre and cos) into my Amazon Cloud and therefore available for me to pull down into my iPhone Kindle app?

I'm at new employee orientation and would really like to be able to read Game of Thrones during the downtime between presenters/paperwork.

 

[Thorn]

Album (CD) Giveaway

Okay,

Here is a spreadsheet in Google Docs showing all the music I have that is up for grabs. The spreadsheet is editable by all who have the link. For now, all you need to do is put your user name in the Requested By field and we will move on from there just like the CD Single Giveaway. I will keep it open to just GMTAN for a couple of weeks and then open it up to the rest of the FFA after that. If you have any questions about any artists, let me know. Thanks.

Awesome. As always, I'll pay shipping. Just say the word.

kewl

 

[Guster]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight.

Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...

Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/Miles

Couples massage at a fancy spa: $660

Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless

I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

 

[Thorn]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight.

Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...

Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/Miles

Couples massage at a fancy spa: $660

Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless

I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

a little bit

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

 

[Thorn]

Guster > YWIA

 

[Guster]

Guster > YWIA

oh holy #### I've got a shot vid planned for later, I'll see on the penny front.

She's making me breakfast now

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guster > YWIA

oh holy #### I've got a shot vid planned for later, I'll see on the penny front.

She's making me breakfast now

Is she wearing a "kiss the cook" apron with nothing underneath? #pleasesayyes

 

[Guster]

Guster > YWIA

oh holy #### I've got a shot vid planned for later, I'll see on the penny front.

She's making me breakfast now

Is she wearing a "kiss the cook" apron with nothing underneath? #pleasesayyes

Just a little nighty

 

[Bogart]

Guster > YWIA

oh holy #### I've got a shot vid planned for later, I'll see on the penny front.

She's making me breakfast now

Is she wearing a "kiss the cook" apron with nothing underneath? #pleasesayyes

Just a little nighty

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Kindle guys> can I get the books that I didn't buy from Amazon (thanks again Tre and cos) into my Amazon Cloud and therefore available for me to pull down into my iPhone Kindle app?I'm at new employee orientation and would really like to be able to read Game of Thrones during the downtime between presenters/paperwork.

Yeah, should be possible.

 

[cosjobs]

So some of the people in this thread live in Austin? Cosjobs, hit me up. I'm actually a normal person,I just play a nutjob on FBGs.

Hey gb, what's up?

I like wine. Specifically Red wine. Partial to Cabernets and Chiantes. Tell you a story: In the early 90s I worked next to a liquor store. (Twin Liquors} Since I went in all the time, they would recommend stuff to me. One time I went in and they said: You have to buy this, it's $10 a bottle and it's awesome! I ended up buying 3 bottles, and loving every one. It was called Duckhorn. Now it's $60+ a bottle. I guess everybody figured it out

Most Duckhorns are $20-25 now, altho they do have some single vineyards that get pretty expensive. I have a bottle from the mid-80s I picked up from an estate.I should be able to shake loose Thur after 7. Let.s meet central./downtown?

 

[cosjobs]

Kindle guys> can I get the books that I didn't buy from Amazon (thanks again Tre and cos) into my Amazon Cloud and therefore available for me to pull down into my iPhone Kindle app?I'm at new employee orientation and would really like to be able to read Game of Thrones during the downtime between presenters/paperwork.

Tre fixed you up? I'm still waiting as are several people downline from me.edit to add: theoretically they should be fine in the a-cloud, but then again, I would be hesitant to store them there.

 

[Disco Stu]

and it's true, I do like me some shot vids

My link

well done. glad i watched while sober with all the spinning

Trying to work in some new(?) shtick there.

 

[Guster]

Mostly for GPJ, who I think reads this but just doesn't post:Mr. krista flew to Chicago at 6 a.m. this morning for Steve Albini's surprise birthday party. I declined to go but received a text an hour ago indicating that the musical entertainment that Albini's wife put together for it was...a marching band. It's like my life has come full circle.

kripster strikes again you were having parties with marching bands way before Albini's wife ever thought of it. BTW, how does one get invited to a party like that?? Too effin' cool!

 

[Disco Stu]

Has GM been here since the new kid popped out? I feel like we're probably missing out on some good stories involving poop and breast milk.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Kindle guys> can I get the books that I didn't buy from Amazon (thanks again Tre and cos) into my Amazon Cloud and therefore available for me to pull down into my iPhone Kindle app?I'm at new employee orientation and would really like to be able to read Game of Thrones during the downtime between presenters/paperwork.

Tre fixed you up? I'm still waiting as are several people downline from me.edit to add: theoretically they should be fine in the a-cloud, but then again, I would be hesitant to store them there.

I just emailed her the GRRM series. Your thumb drive is still sitting next to my tech on the dresser.

 

[EYLive]

Album (CD) Giveaway

Okay,

Here is a spreadsheet in Google Docs showing all the music I have that is up for grabs. The spreadsheet is editable by all who have the link. For now, all you need to do is put your user name in the Requested By field and we will move on from there just like the CD Single Giveaway. I will keep it open to just GMTAN for a couple of weeks and then open it up to the rest of the FFA after that. If you have any questions about any artists, let me know. Thanks.

Awesome. As always, I'll pay shipping. Just say the word.

Me too.

Me 3.

 

[Guster]

On a 2.5 hour conference call. Part way through, HOUgirl starts going down on me, then climbs on top and goes to town.

Still on the call, at lunch right now with some total hillbilly music blasting in the background. I'm mostly on mute, but can't wait to hear the comments when I have to talk next

Going on a brewery tour in a little and then to the baseball game

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So some of the people in this thread live in Austin? Cosjobs, hit me up. I'm actually a normal person,I just play a nutjob on FBGs.

Hey gb, what's up?

I like wine. Specifically Red wine. Partial to Cabernets and Chiantes. Tell you a story: In the early 90s I worked next to a liquor store. (Twin Liquors} Since I went in all the time, they would recommend stuff to me. One time I went in and they said: You have to buy this, it's $10 a bottle and it's awesome! I ended up buying 3 bottles, and loving every one. It was called Duckhorn. Now it's $60+ a bottle. I guess everybody figured it out

Sounds like somebody is getting laid.

Has GM been here since the new kid popped out? I feel like we're probably missing out on some good stories involving poop and breast milk.

No

 

[-fish-]

So some of the people in this thread live in Austin? Cosjobs, hit me up. I'm actually a normal person,I just play a nutjob on FBGs.

Hey gb, what's up?

I like wine. Specifically Red wine. Partial to Cabernets and Chiantes. Tell you a story: In the early 90s I worked next to a liquor store. (Twin Liquors} Since I went in all the time, they would recommend stuff to me. One time I went in and they said: You have to buy this, it's $10 a bottle and it's awesome! I ended up buying 3 bottles, and loving every one. It was called Duckhorn. Now it's $60+ a bottle. I guess everybody figured it out

2006 Chasing Lions Cab. You can find it for about $10 right now. It will be $50 in a year or two.

 

[Gadzooks]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight.

Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...

Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/Miles

Couples massage at a fancy spa: $660

Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless

I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

My linkI love you.

 

[Osaurus]

Google Docs or whatever it will soon be called is

 

[General Malaise]

I'm in Portland free from the bonds of my family. Plan this afternoon is to go on a run at the river, take a nap, and drink several of the hoppiest beer I can find. I'm sure I will miss them at some point.

Why do you hate me?

 

[General Malaise]

Has GM been here since the new kid popped out? I feel like we're probably missing out on some good stories involving poop and breast milk.

Lot's of poop and loads of breast milk. Also, my MIL is in town. For a month. A MONTH! And I'm not going to complain about it for fear of admonishment, but am out of line in thinking that a MONTH is bordering on an egregious amount of time to stay with family? I get it...new baby. But come on. I find myself inventing reasons to go to Home Depot. And I LIKE my MIL. Can't imagine what it would be like if I didn't like her, though I might rapidly get that point over the next MONTH. Baby is doing super, thanks for asking. Mom's doing great too. As far as babies go, little Hazel is top notch. Eats well, sleeps well and poops like a champion. The dog we inherited in the move has become her shadow. He growls now anytime somebody comes near her, which is kind of cool I guess until he bites somebody's arm off. Tanner, the cat's doing great too. Ignores the baby when he's not glaring at her.Oh, and I'm in absolutely no rush to have sex again in this lifetime. Some of the things I saw last week cannot be unseen. I don't recall these types of fireworks with the last two kids. Jesus...it was like a Ghostbusters movie in there.

 

[Guster]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

PM me your #

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

PM me your #

Can I get a picture of her

Spoiler

face?

 

[Guster]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

PM me your #

Can I get a picture of her

Spoiler

face?

There's a stupid looking pic of me on FB. She's in that crowd.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Yeah, I don't really get the whole, "Seeing the birth of a child is a magical moment." I guess, in a Jim Rose Circus Sideshow kinda way.

Congrats regardless. You'll forget all about it as soon as traffic returns to the normal flow.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

PM me your #

Can I get a picture of her

Spoiler

face?

There's a stupid looking pic of me on FB. She's in that crowd.Can you be more specific?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

PM me your #

 

[kevzilla]

On a 2.5 hour conference call. Part way through, HOUgirl starts going down on me, then climbs on top and goes to town.

Sorry to hear about your problems getting laid and working at the same time, man.

Oh, and I'm in absolutely no rush to have sex again in this lifetime. Some of the things I saw last week cannot be unseen. I don't recall these types of fireworks with the last two kids. Jesus...it was like a Ghostbusters movie in there.

Sorry to hear about your problems with ectoplasm, man.

 

[Guster]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

PM me your #

Can I get a picture of her

Spoiler

face?

Spoiler

There's a stupid looking pic of me on FB. She's in that crowd.

Can you be more specific?Top row, sunglasses on head

 

[Guster]

On a 2.5 hour conference call. Part way through, HOUgirl starts going down on me, then climbs on top and goes to town.

Sorry to hear about your problems getting laid and working at the same time, man.

oh, no problem. I was just bragging

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

PM me your #

wait, that was my wife's number!

 

[Guster]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

PM me your #

wait, that was my wife's number!

that would be awesome

 

[Captain Quinoa]

<ANNOUNCE>

Guster has won the interwebs. I repeat, Guster has won the interwebs.

</ANNOUNCE>

Shut. It. Down.

Kudos, Sir.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Has GM been here since the new kid popped out? I feel like we're probably missing out on some good stories involving poop and breast milk.

Lot's of poop and loads of breast milk. Also, my MIL is in town. For a month. A MONTH! And I'm not going to complain about it for fear of admonishment, but am out of line in thinking that a MONTH is bordering on an egregious amount of time to stay with family? I get it...new baby. But come on. I find myself inventing reasons to go to Home Depot. And I LIKE my MIL. Can't imagine what it would be like if I didn't like her, though I might rapidly get that point over the next MONTH. Baby is doing super, thanks for asking. Mom's doing great too. As far as babies go, little Hazel is top notch. Eats well, sleeps well and poops like a champion. The dog we inherited in the move has become her shadow. He growls now anytime somebody comes near her, which is kind of cool I guess until he bites somebody's arm off. Tanner, the cat's doing great too. Ignores the baby when he's not glaring at her.Oh, and I'm in absolutely no rush to have sex again in this lifetime. Some of the things I saw last week cannot be unseen. I don't recall these types of fireworks with the last two kids. Jesus...it was like a Ghostbusters movie in there.

http://www.chemistryland.com/CHM107Lab/Lab7/Slime/SlimeDroolGreen.jpg

 

[Dr. Watson]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

PM me your #

Can I get a picture of her

Spoiler

face?

Your temperatures suck...I won't be comming back to this inferno.

 

[Stoneys]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight. Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/MilesCouples massage at a fancy spa: $660Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

Twatpenny or GTFO

PM me your #

wait, that was my wife's number!

that would be awesome

Wait. I believe u have my.#

 

[Stoneys]

<ANNOUNCE>Guster has won the interwebs. I repeat, Guster has won the interwebs.</ANNOUNCE>Shut. It. Down.Kudos, Sir.

 

[Guster]

[QUOTE='Stoneys]Wait. I believe u have my.#
[/QUOTE]

 

[bentley]

I was also unprepared for the poop and fluids involved in childbirth. Glad #2 was a csection.

Portland is grand. The hotel is right next to the giant Nike store. Every chick working there has on those lycra/spandexy running pants. I spent four hours in there this afternoon. It was probably a bit much when I broke out the lawn chair and cooler.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

<ANNOUNCE>Guster has won the interwebs. I repeat, Guster has won the interwebs.</ANNOUNCE>Shut. It. Down.Kudos, Sir.

It's not for sale.

 

[General Malaise]

I was also unprepared for the poop and fluids involved in childbirth. Glad #2 was a csection.Portland is grand. The hotel is right next to the giant Nike store. Every chick working there has on those lycra/spandexy running pants. I spent four hours in there this afternoon. It was probably a bit much when I broke out the lawn chair and cooler.

Hey doooshcanoe...how about a cold Coors tomorrow? You too cool for me or somethin? Hell even Sacamano had the decency to phone me when was in town and he's a cretin.

 

[shuke]

I should be able to shake loose Thur after 7. Let.s meet central./downtown?

OK, but I just ask we don't do too much walking. My feet are killing are me. I don't know if it's from altered gait due to the arthritis or the stretching program my doc has me on, but my plantar fasciitis, which I cured about 5 years ago, came back worse than ever this past weekend.

 

[shuke]

Still in Houston. Ended up adding an extra day and making it a long weekend. Going to the Reds-Astros game tonight.

Apparently this is the breakdown of my trip from her viewpoint...

Flight to Houston and back: 45,000 Southwest Points/Miles

Couples massage at a fancy spa: $660

Sex with guster all weekend long: priceless

I feel like a little bit of a man-whore,

My linkI love you.

Rules.

 

[shuke]

There's a stupid looking pic of me on FB.

Well that narrows it down.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I should be able to shake loose Thur after 7. Let.s meet central./downtown?

OK, but I just ask we don't do too much walking. My feet are killing are me. I don't know if it's from altered gait due to the arthritis or the stretching program my doc has me on, but my plantar fasciitis, which I cured about 5 years ago, came back worse than ever this past weekend.

Time for a lark.