GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Mr. YSR is pretty sure he can dive into pools better than you can.

Even with training, it can be dangerous. In high school, a local news team came to our swim team practice to interview someone for "Scholar Athlete of the Week" or some such. After the interviews the cameraman told us to goof off for some action shots. I attempted something called a squirrel dive and cracked my head open on the bottom of the pool. I was fine. Nothing broken and I only needed 8 stitches but damn that was a scary moment when everything went white for a second. I can't imagine how SLB and his family are right now.

 

[SofaKings]

That's a shallow pool Hal.

 

[urbanhack]

meet lil bub - dwarf cat

 

[Mr. Pickles]

meet lil bub - dwarf cat

I have 687 friends. This is living.

 

[heckmanm]

Mr. YSR is pretty sure he can dive into pools better than you can.

 

[General Malaise]

Holy crap! Did you guys get this picture of STLB via text this morning???!?!?!?!?!111

Sorry if Krippling. Will read thread now. Oh man, hope he's okay. :(

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Holy crap! Did you guys get this picture of STLB via text this morning???!?!?!?!?!111

Sorry if Krippling. Will read thread now. Oh man, hope he's okay. :(

Noooooooooooooooo. I didn't.

 

[Epic Problem]

Holy crap! Did you guys get this picture of STLB via text this morning???!?!?!?!?!111

Sorry if Krippling. Will read thread now. Oh man, hope he's okay. :(

SLB - Hope all is well and hope you remember reading this after 5 seconds.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Get well soon Elvis Grbac GBSLB.

 

[Disco Stu]

Rules

 

[Thorn]

Best wishes SLB! Hope you recover quickly.

Spoiler

Also, your new scar looks like you grew a penis on your head.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

A literal broken neck? Not just a figure of speech? Yikes. Get well soon, GB.

I thought so too. It's not a pretty picture. :(

Yeah I was playing it cool the whole time, gotta be me right? I couldn't barely see when I got out of the pool and was covered in blood. was still making jokes though trying to keep everybody calm. hell the guy in the ambulance starts asking me advice on his career. LMFAO I wanted to sleep so badly that seemed like a bad plan so I needed to keep talking and listening. The doctor was shocked I have a broken neck by the way I was acting. My wife and kids are a little hysterical right now.

Jesus. Glad this didn't turn out much, much worse.

Good thing I have a hard head. Spine held up all things considered.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Holy crap! Did you guys get this picture of STLB via text this morning???!?!?!?!?!111

Sorry if Krippling. Will read thread now. Oh man, hope he's okay. :(

Noooooooooooooooo. I didn't.

 

[BigJohn]

####. Get better man. If only you were 3 feet tall. Would have come out in much better shape.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

If only you were 3 feet tall.

He is now.

 

[Josie Maran]

I SLB and don't want him to die...or to look any more like Darth Vader.

 

[boilerdave]

Get well soon SLB.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Wow. I'm glad you are in such good spirits. Hang in there GBSLB. :(

Not a whole lot of choices GB. My wife keeps telling me to quit making jokes but she keeps looking at me and crying saying things like I don't know what I would do if you could never hold me again. My boys and the dog look at me in horror. I'm working on them though. Thanks for all of the kind words from all of you.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Wow. I'm glad you are in such good spirits. Hang in there GBSLB. :(

Not a whole lot of choices GB. My wife keeps telling me to quit making jokes but she keeps looking at me and crying saying things like I don't know what I would do if you could never hold me again. My boys and the dog look at me in horror. I'm working on them though. Thanks for all of the kind words from all of you.

man, gadzooks is going to be really conflicted after hearing this news.get well soon.

 

[EYLive]

Get well soon, Bob.

 

[Bogart]

Wow. I'm glad you are in such good spirits. Hang in there GBSLB. :(

Not a whole lot of choices GB. My wife keeps telling me to quit making jokes but she keeps looking at me and crying saying things like I don't know what I would do if you could never hold me again. My boys and the dog look at me in horror. I'm working on them though. Thanks for all of the kind words from all of you.

man, gadzooks is going to be really conflicted after hearing this news.get well soon.

Best posting of the day.Oh yeah, and Get Well Soon GBSLB!!

 

[krista4]

July 30th Update:

Amazon is the 25th company to interview with. TP K4.

Made it through to the second round. I actually hadn't thought it went all that well. I'm checking in to make sure our GBSLB is not dead, due to having received his text. Miss this thread for a couple of days and one of us has broken his face. :(

 

[krista4]

Mr. YSR is pretty sure he can dive into pools better than you can.

Glad SLB will survive.

 

[Josie Maran]

July 30th Update:

Amazon is the 25th company to interview with. TP K4.

Made it through to the second round. I actually hadn't thought it went all that well. I'm checking in to make sure our GBSLB is not dead, due to having received his text. Miss this thread for a couple of days and one of us has broken his face. :(

Did you learn your lesson, young lady?

 

[krista4]

July 30th Update:

Amazon is the 25th company to interview with. TP K4.

Made it through to the second round. I actually hadn't thought it went all that well. I'm checking in to make sure our GBSLB is not dead, due to having received his text. Miss this thread for a couple of days and one of us has broken his face. :(

Did you learn your lesson, young lady?

Yes. Did SLB not have an assigned GMTAN buddy?

 

[General Malaise]

Watching US vs Argentina in field hockey. This is a masturbator's paradise right here.

 

[UOFI_316]

Watching US vs Argentina in field hockey. This is a masturbator's paradise right here.

... and now back to our regularly schedule broadcast...

 

[BigJohn]

Watching US vs Argentina in field hockey. This is a masturbator's paradise right here.

Those dudes work out.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Who's Sheriff Bart?

the movie character?

 

[General Malaise]

Watching US vs Argentina in field hockey. This is a masturbator's paradise right here.

Those dudes work out.

There is some tremendous talents on both sides of the....ball?...in this one. Manachevets (sp?).

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Who's Sheriff Bart?

the movie character?

The guy pretending to be SLB...

did you dive face first into an empty pool?

 

[eaganwildcats]

Phelps about to swim the 200 fly final.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Who's Sheriff Bart?

the movie character?

The guy pretending to be SLB...

did you dive face first into an empty pool?

I don't understand how anyone with a functioning brain can be confused by this.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Who's Sheriff Bart?

the movie character?

The guy pretending to be SLB...

did you dive face first into an empty pool?

I don't understand how anyone with a functioning brain can be confused by this.

So the Sheriff is SLB?

is the sky blue in your world?

 

[General Malaise]

Phelps about to swim the 200 fly final.

What channel is that on?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Phelps about to swim the 200 fly final.

What channel is that on?

WhogivesafunkBC

 

[Marvin]

Watching US vs Argentina in field hockey. This is a masturbator's paradise right here.

My link

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Who's this Marvin guy?

 

[Thorn]

Who's this Marvin guy?

You remind me of someone but I'm not sure who.

 

[Marvin]

Who's this Marvin guy?

Summer fun!

 

[heckmanm]

There is a new Oreo cookie flavor: "Cookies and Cream". They now make an Oreo cookie that is STUFFED WITH OREO COOKIES

I'm not sure the space-time continuum can handle this.

(Tried googling for it but kept getting ice cream. I can't even find it on Nabisco's website. Will try to post a pic later.)

 

[Sarnoff]

There is a new Oreo cookie flavor: "Cookies and Cream". They now make an Oreo cookie that is STUFFED WITH OREO COOKIES

I'm not sure the space-time continuum can handle this.

(Tried googling for it but kept getting ice cream. I can't even find it on Nabisco's website. Will try to post a pic later.)

Make sure you put Xzibit in the pic

 

[Marvin]

There is a new Oreo cookie flavor: "Cookies and Cream". They now make an Oreo cookie that is STUFFED WITH OREO COOKIES

I'm not sure the space-time continuum can handle this.

(Tried googling for it but kept getting ice cream. I can't even find it on Nabisco's website. Will try to post a pic later.)

Make sure you put Xzibit in the pic

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/9456495.jpg

 

[Exit 1]

Is this real life?

Or just fantasy?Do you think Sasha Baren Cohen will play a good Freddie Mercury?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

There is a new Oreo cookie flavor: "Cookies and Cream". They now make an Oreo cookie that is STUFFED WITH OREO COOKIES

I'm not sure the space-time continuum can handle this.

(Tried googling for it but kept getting ice cream. I can't even find it on Nabisco's website. Will try to post a pic later.)

Make sure you put Xzibit in the pic

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/9456495.jpg

lol

 

[General Malaise]

Who's this Marvin guy?

Summer fun!

 

[General Malaise]

Is this real life?

Or just fantasy?Do you think Sasha Baren Cohen will play a good Freddie Mercury?

I think he's going to really struggle with flamboyantly gay.

 

[heckmanm]

There is a new Oreo cookie flavor: "Cookies and Cream". They now make an Oreo cookie that is STUFFED WITH OREO COOKIES

I'm not sure the space-time continuum can handle this.

(Tried googling for it but kept getting ice cream. I can't even find it on Nabisco's website. Will try to post a pic later.)

Make sure you put Xzibit in the pic

 

[Marvin]

Love the new Facebook profile pic, GM.

Your granddaughter is beautiful.

 

[General Malaise]

Love the new Facebook profile pic, GM.Your granddaughter is beautiful.

Boy, you've been saving that one.