GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Marvin]

Love the new Facebook profile pic, GM.Your granddaughter is beautiful.

Boy, you've been saving that one.

I didn't want to post it on FB and hurt your child-bride's feelings.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

GMTAN FFL Update. K4 you still up for this?

In so far:

1. Bronkowitz

2. Guster

3. Sofa King

4. YRS

5. Zooks

6. Tiger Fan

7. Idiot Boxer

8. Thorn

9. Captain Quinoa

10. eoMMan

11. Cos???

12. proninja???

13.

14.

15.

16.

I think that's everyone that replied here or PMd me. How big should we get? Everyone cool with $25 or want to go higher? How to payout? Best ball or a redraft? MFL (I think they have a free best ball option) or some other site? Live draft or on here? Anything else to clear up?

 

[Tecumseh]

I'm so stupid. I dove into the pool yesterday to play with Dyl (sober) but I miscalculated. By "miscalculated" I mean I smashed by head into the bottom of the pool gashing my head and breaking my kneck. I'll be fine after a while. Not looking forward to a 4 hour ride home from the lake though. Text pic on the way!

Holy crap. Glad you're ok, gb.

 

[General Malaise]

Rude, what is this "Fan Duel" thing ya'll are pumping?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I guess I'd do the league thing if I didn't have to do any transactions...best ball only for TRE...

 

[General Malaise]

Love the new Facebook profile pic, GM.

Your granddaughter is beautiful.

Boy, you've been saving that one.

I didn't want to post it on FB and hurt your child-bride's feelings.

I'M NOT EVEN 40!!!1111

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Rude, what is this "Fan Duel" thing ya'll are pumping?

it's a fantasy contest that can last as short as a day or as long as a week so it doesn't drag out for too long. you can compete heads up against others or in groups. you pick a team based on salary cap system. team with the most points wins cash money.it's kind of like poker sit n gos but for fantasy sports. if people put money in there, they get a free bonus plus a free FBG subscription.http://www.fanduel.com/Howitworks

 

[General Malaise]

Rude, what is this "Fan Duel" thing ya'll are pumping?

it's a fantasy contest that can last as short as a day or as long as a week so it doesn't drag out for too long. you can compete heads up against others or in groups. you pick a team based on salary cap system. team with the most points wins cash money.it's kind of like poker sit n gos but for fantasy sports. if people put money in there, they get a free bonus plus a free FBG subscription.http://www.fanduel.com/Howitworks

That....kinda sounds like fun.

 

[Marvin]

Love the new Facebook profile pic, GM.

Your granddaughter is beautiful.

Boy, you've been saving that one.

I didn't want to post it on FB and hurt your child-bride's feelings.

I'M NOT EVEN 40!!!1111

Sorry, kid.

 

[BigJohn]

Rude, what is this "Fan Duel" thing ya'll are pumping?

it's a fantasy contest that can last as short as a day or as long as a week so it doesn't drag out for too long. you can compete heads up against others or in groups. you pick a team based on salary cap system. team with the most points wins cash money.it's kind of like poker sit n gos but for fantasy sports. if people put money in there, they get a free bonus plus a free FBG subscription.http://www.fanduel.com/Howitworks

I deposited about a month ago...

 

[mr. furley]

]Not a whole lot of choices GB. My wife keeps telling me to quit making jokes but she keeps looking at me and crying saying things like I don't know what I would do if you could never hold me again.

you parlayed this into sex, right?

 

[mr. furley]

I'M NOT EVEN 40!!!1111

my link

 

[mr. furley]

Tunisia features a guy named Hadidadi

Doug Collins champing at the bit to drop his Slick Rick jokes in the 4th

 

[heckmanm]

There is a new Oreo cookie flavor: "Cookies and Cream". They now make an Oreo cookie that is STUFFED WITH OREO COOKIES

I'm not sure the space-time continuum can handle this.

(Tried googling for it but kept getting ice cream. I can't even find it on Nabisco's website. Will try to post a pic later.)

Make sure you put Xzibit in the pic

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/9456495.jpg

My link

 

[General Malaise]

I'M NOT EVEN 40!!!1111

my link

Your link is broken, Al Gore. 39 and still marvelous

 

[Mr.Pack]

Love the new Facebook profile pic, GM.Your granddaughter is beautiful.

 

[kevzilla]

Dear Catfish Bill,

Please don't die.

love,

Stu

X 1000, GB.

Holy crap! Did you guys get this picture of STLB via text this morning???!?!?!?!?!111

I think I sharted a little.

 

[Josie Maran]

Love the new Facebook profile pic, GM.

Your granddaughter is beautiful.

Boy, you've been saving that one.

I didn't want to post it on FB and hurt your child-bride's feelings.

Wait, is that a real thing!?!?

 

[HughHoney]

I AM THE 1.5%.

 

[EYLive]

Love the new Facebook profile pic, GM.

Your granddaughter is beautiful.

Boy, you've been saving that one.

I didn't want to post it on FB and hurt your child-bride's feelings.

Wait, is that a real thing!?!?

Oh no

 

[kevzilla]

Love the new Facebook profile pic, GM.

Your granddaughter is beautiful.

Boy, you've been saving that one.

I didn't want to post it on FB and hurt your child-bride's feelings.

Wait, is that a real thing!?!?

Oh no

see Lewis, Jerry Lee

 

[Ignoramus]

Am I the only Texan to scour every grocery store within ten miles of my house looking for Divine Reserve 12?

 

[krista4]

GMTAN FFL Update. K4 you still up for this?

In so far:

1. Bronkowitz

2. Guster

3. Sofa King

4. YRS

5. Zooks

6. Tiger Fan

7. Idiot Boxer

8. Thorn

9. Captain Quinoa

10. eoMMan

11. Cos???

12. proninja???

13.

14.

15.

16.

I think that's everyone that replied here or PMd me. How big should we get? Everyone cool with $25 or want to go higher? How to payout? Best ball or a redraft? MFL (I think they have a free best ball option) or some other site? Live draft or on here? Anything else to clear up?

Feel free to take it over, as you previously demanded offered. Since I can't seem to get out of work before midnight, I probably won't be a great person to run it or to participate. :(

 

[Shaft]

Um. Texanfan02 might see you again in 2015. And all posts he ever made have been purged. At least that's what I hear

 

[Osaurus]

Um. Texanfan02 might see you again in 2015. And all posts he ever made have been purged. At least that's what I hear

 

[cosjobs]

Um. Texanfan02 might see you again in 2015. And all posts he ever made have been purged. At least that's what I hear

miatatitis

 

[Ignoramus]

GMTAN FFL Update. K4 you still up for this?In so far:1. Bronkowitz2. Guster3. Sofa King4. YRS5. Zooks6. Tiger Fan7. Idiot Boxer8. Thorn9. Captain Quinoa10. eoMMan11. Cos???12. proninja???13.14.15.16.I think that's everyone that replied here or PMd me. How big should we get? Everyone cool with $25 or want to go higher? How to payout? Best ball or a redraft? MFL (I think they have a free best ball option) or some other site? Live draft or on here? Anything else to clear up?

I'm interested if there's room.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Um. Texanfan02 might see you again in 2015. And all posts he ever made have been purged. At least that's what I hear

so there's no confusion here, I don't believe you're going to be welcomed back at these boards again anytime soon.you posted some threats in this thread against another poster. something about being willing to track him down and kill him and claiming you knew his real name.even if it was intended as a joke (which I assume and hope that it was), it was pretty far over the line obviously and is something that cannot be tolerated around here.

 

[mr. furley]

I'M NOT EVEN 40!!!1111

my link

Your link is broken, Al Gore. 39 and still marvelous

####, that was sorta funny too

 

[mr. furley]

 

[krista4]

Can't wait to see how this is covered in the daily update.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Can someone post the head gash pic?

 

[bentley]

Poor texdude. My lasting memory will be the mental image of a bunch of fat guys in Hawaiian shirts eating greasy Mexican food at an Austin dive.

 

[bentley]

SLB - sorry to hear about the paralysis. I'm sure the suspension was an extra kick in the head.

 

[mr. furley]

Can someone post the head gash pic?

smart addition here

 

[eaganwildcats]

Can someone post the head gash pic?

smart addition here

 

[Tiger Fan]

GMTAN FFL Update. K4 you still up for this?

In so far:

1. Bronkowitz

2. Guster

3. Sofa King

4. YRS

5. Zooks

6. Tiger Fan

7. Idiot Boxer

8. Thorn

9. Captain Quinoa

10. eoMMan

11. Cos???

12. proninja???

13.

14.

15.

16.

I think that's everyone that replied here or PMd me. How big should we get? Everyone cool with $25 or want to go higher? How to payout? Best ball or a redraft? MFL (I think they have a free best ball option) or some other site? Live draft or on here? Anything else to clear up?

My thoughts:
[*]$25/person, 14 teams, $350 pool ($225 - 1st, $100 - 2nd, $25 - 3rd)

[*]everyone plays everyone once, 6 teams make playoffs (starting week 14), best record and highest overall point total get byes

[*]Best Ball

[*]PPR

[*]1QB/2RB/3WR/1TE/1PK/1DEF

[*]No transactions

[*]20 rounds (best to have a few extra b/c of best ball)

[*]Snake draft (roll dem bones) on MFL site (commish should be able to override in case people can't access from work)

 

[cosjobs]

GMTAN FFL Update. K4 you still up for this?

In so far:

1. Bronkowitz

2. Guster

3. Sofa King

4. YRS

5. Zooks

6. Tiger Fan

7. Idiot Boxer

8. Thorn

9. Captain Quinoa

10. eoMMan

11. Cos???

12. proninja???

13.

14.

15.

16.

I think that's everyone that replied here or PMd me. How big should we get? Everyone cool with $25 or want to go higher? How to payout? Best ball or a redraft? MFL (I think they have a free best ball option) or some other site? Live draft or on here? Anything else to clear up?

My thoughts:
[*]$25/person, 14 teams, $350 pool ($225 - 1st, $100 - 2nd, $25 - 3rd)

[*]everyone plays everyone once, 6 teams make playoffs (starting week 14), best record and highest overall point total get byes

[*]Best Ball

[*]PPR

[*]1QB/2RB/3WR/1TE/1PK/1DEF

[*]20 rounds (best to have a few extra b/c of best ball)

[*]Snake draft (roll dem bones) on MFL site (commish should be able to override in case people can't access from work)

quadruple the stakes and add five rounds and I might touch myself.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I hate snakes

 

[eaganwildcats]

GMTAN FFL Update. K4 you still up for this?In so far:1. Bronkowitz2. Guster3. Sofa King4. YRS5. Zooks6. Tiger Fan7. Idiot Boxer8. Thorn9. Captain Quinoa10. eoMMan11. Cos???12. proninja???13.14.15.16.I think that's everyone that replied here or PMd me. How big should we get? Everyone cool with $25 or want to go higher? How to payout? Best ball or a redraft? MFL (I think they have a free best ball option) or some other site? Live draft or on here? Anything else to clear up?

I'm interested if there's room.

Ditto.

 

[Frostillicus]

GMTAN FFL Update. K4 you still up for this?In so far:1. Bronkowitz2. Guster3. Sofa King4. YRS5. Zooks6. Tiger Fan7. Idiot Boxer8. Thorn9. Captain Quinoa10. eoMMan11. Cos???12. proninja???13.14.15.16.I think that's everyone that replied here or PMd me. How big should we get? Everyone cool with $25 or want to go higher? How to payout? Best ball or a redraft? MFL (I think they have a free best ball option) or some other site? Live draft or on here? Anything else to clear up?

Ahem

 

[mr. furley]

<< needs the non-union american equivalent of Island Oasis margarita mix

TIA

 

[cosjobs]

<< needs the non-union american equivalent of Island Oasis margarita mixTIA

not sure exactly what you mean, but I think Costco makes the best bottled margarita mix.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I guess I'd do the league thing if I didn't have to do any transactions...best ball only for TRE...

*COUGH*

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Would prefer Cos's high stakes best ball, but I understand some of us have to drink pomegranate vodka from time to time.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Would prefer Cos's high stakes best ball, but I understand some of us have to drink pomegranate vodka from time to time.

Personally, this would be my 4th league...so really can't afford high stakes...and that's why I'm BEST BALL ONLY WITH NO TRANSACTIONS ALSO!!!11111111111111111111JUANJUANJUAN

 

[ScottNorwood]

Texas hold em pre game to determine how much money each team gets at auction

 

[Ignoramus]

<< needs the non-union american equivalent of Island Oasis margarita mixTIA

Juice of 2 limes, 2 oz tequila, 1 oz Cointreau, 1 T agave nectar. For extra credit you can cut a habanero pepper in half and jam it in your tequila bottle for mañana's margaritas.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Feel free to take it over, as you previously demanded offered. Since I can't seem to get out of work before midnight, I probably won't be a great person to run it or to participate. :(

Sorry again about jumping the gun a bit there. Rather dickish of me for not reading and comprehending your post

I'm interested if there's room.

Ditto.

Ahem

I guess I'd do the league thing if I didn't have to do any transactions...best ball only for TRE...

*COUGH*

Added...In so far:1. Bronkowitz

2. Guster

3. Sofa King

4. YRS

5. Zooks

6. Tiger Fan

7. Idiot Boxer

8. Thorn

9. Captain Quinoa

10. eoMMan

11. Cos???

12. proninja???

13. Frosty

14.Tre

15. Ignoramus

16. eaganwildcats

Cos and ninja, are you guys in? Your replies weren't very committal

My thoughts:

[*]$25/person, 14 teams, $350 pool ($225 - 1st, $100 - 2nd, $25 - 3rd)

[*]everyone plays everyone once, 6 teams make playoffs (starting week 14), best record and highest overall point total get byes

[*]Best Ball

[*]PPR

[*]1QB/2RB/3WR/1TE/1PK/1DEF

[*]20 rounds (best to have a few extra b/c of best ball)

[*]Snake draft (roll dem bones) on MFL site (commish should be able to override in case people can't access from work)

I kinda like this. Does anyone else object? Though it looks like we may have 16. The free MFL best ball leagues can't be set as H2H, just total points. Anywhere else we can host it or do you mind bucking up for MFL? Standard scoring?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Would prefer Cos's high stakes best ball, but I understand some of us have to drink pomegranate vodka from time to time.

<_<