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GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sure, whatever. Congrats.July 31st Update:
The past few days of GMTAN have been fairly quiet. Some would say too quiet. Alas, with an errant dive by SLB and an errant post by Texasfan there are suddenly 3+ pages to sift through.
To start things off for the day SLB posted news of his headfirst dive into a shallow pool. The damage report was a broken neck (literally) and some sort of worm-like growth on the top of his head. Well wishes abound for his speedy recovery.
Krista4 has moved on to the 2nd round of interviews in her quest to join the luxurious lifestyle afforded by the Pacific Northwest.
Marvin complemented GM on his beautiful granddaughter in his new Facebook profile picture. GM is only 39.
TexasFan was booted for posting a threatening message. He is likely not to be seen back for a fairly long time. Details probably can be found :e:lsewhere.
Desert Rose began school – apparently the new principal is making some changes.
Frosty’s played through the immense pain of 3 earlier softball games in order to give it to his wife for 20 minutes.
You've outdone yourself here.I'd need confirmation from our Ombudsman, but I'd like to see you appointed Official GMTAN Historian.
krista4
Footballguy
Really can't ask for a better endorsement than this.Sure, whatever. Congrats.July 31st Update:
The past few days of GMTAN have been fairly quiet. Some would say too quiet. Alas, with an errant dive by SLB and an errant post by Texasfan there are suddenly 3+ pages to sift through.
To start things off for the day SLB posted news of his headfirst dive into a shallow pool. The damage report was a broken neck (literally) and some sort of worm-like growth on the top of his head. Well wishes abound for his speedy recovery.
Krista4 has moved on to the 2nd round of interviews in her quest to join the luxurious lifestyle afforded by the Pacific Northwest.
Marvin complemented GM on his beautiful granddaughter in his new Facebook profile picture. GM is only 39.
TexasFan was booted for posting a threatening message. He is likely not to be seen back for a fairly long time. Details probably can be found :e:lsewhere.
Desert Rose began school – apparently the new principal is making some changes.
Frosty’s played through the immense pain of 3 earlier softball games in order to give it to his wife for 20 minutes.
eaganwildcats
Footballguy
Really can't ask for a better endorsement than this.Sure, whatever. Congrats.July 31st Update:
The past few days of GMTAN have been fairly quiet. Some would say too quiet. Alas, with an errant dive by SLB and an errant post by Texasfan there are suddenly 3+ pages to sift through.
To start things off for the day SLB posted news of his headfirst dive into a shallow pool. The damage report was a broken neck (literally) and some sort of worm-like growth on the top of his head. Well wishes abound for his speedy recovery.
Krista4 has moved on to the 2nd round of interviews in her quest to join the luxurious lifestyle afforded by the Pacific Northwest.
Marvin complemented GM on his beautiful granddaughter in his new Facebook profile picture. GM is only 39.
TexasFan was booted for posting a threatening message. He is likely not to be seen back for a fairly long time. Details probably can be found :e:lsewhere.
Desert Rose began school – apparently the new principal is making some changes.
Frosty’s played through the immense pain of 3 earlier softball games in order to give it to his wife for 20 minutes.
Honored.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
man, gadzooks is going to be really conflicted after hearing this news.Not a whole lot of choices GB. My wife keeps telling me to quit making jokes but she keeps looking at me and crying saying things like I don't know what I would do if you could never hold me again. My boys and the dog look at me in horror.Thanks for all of the kind words from all of you.
I told him via text that I was gonna wait a day before commenting on close it was to the "Hot Mrs. SLB" becoming the "Hot but Sexually-Disappointed Mrs. Zooks"
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
That looks like the worst porno ever.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Talk about beating a dead honda.
Donsmith753
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I bet Unfrozen Cave Man Lawyer shtick would work great in an interview.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Anyone having problems with the "Go to Last Unread Post" button? It's working everywhere else in the forums for me but not in this thread. I keep getting taken to the very last post.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Same issue.
YSR
Footballguy
Same problem this a.m. I had almost two pages I had to go back and catch up on.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Are we all too afraid of SLB's fractured vertebrae to talk in here anymore...
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I thought it was my new computer.
Thorn
Footballguy
Ditto
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
When the doc was stapling me my cousin asked me what it felt like. The only thing I could come up with was if somebody had a heavy duty stapling like object and was putting staples in your head. That's when the doctor asked me if I could feel it. Just a little late there doc.'-fish- said:
Thanks again for the kind words Cos and the rest. You guys are the best. Feel free to make fun. My friends and myself were doing so immediately. They know I wouldn't want it any other way. Rose, hope school get better for you. Frosty, that is really tough, man.
JaxBill
Footballguy
It can't compare with a broken neck but I badly mangled my knee on Monday while zip-lining with my family. Trees are NOT 70% air. I went into a platform too fast and went knee first into the padded tree. George of the Jungle-esque.
Nothing broken, but knee and thigh are badly swollen. Waiting on ortho appt Friday for further details of "soft tissue injury". A lot of pain the last 48 hours. Every once in a while I bend my knee to the wrong spot and wince. I can hobble but really can't put much pressure on it.
Driving is a challenge since it is right leg, but I made it into work today.
worst part is that all the stupid meth addicts have made it so that the best they gave me was a Loratab.
Nothing broken, but knee and thigh are badly swollen. Waiting on ortho appt Friday for further details of "soft tissue injury". A lot of pain the last 48 hours. Every once in a while I bend my knee to the wrong spot and wince. I can hobble but really can't put much pressure on it.
Driving is a challenge since it is right leg, but I made it into work today.
worst part is that all the stupid meth addicts have made it so that the best they gave me was a Loratab.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Oh yeah, how could I forget this. After the first CT scan I asked the tech how it looked. I knew she wasn't supposed to tell me but figured it was good for a read. She replied laughing "all I can tell you is I saw a cat in there". 
I couldn't/can't see my shirt because of the neck brace so the first thing I asked my wife was if I was wearing a cat shirt. I wasn't.
I couldn't/can't see my shirt because of the neck brace so the first thing I asked my wife was if I was wearing a cat shirt. I wasn't.
Oh yeah, how could I forget this. After the first CT scan I asked the tech how it looked. I knew she wasn't supposed to tell me but figured it was good for a read. She replied laughing "all I can tell you is I saw a cat in there".
Hope you get a fast recovery. My cousin broke his skiing, and while the recovery has been painful, he is basically back to normal.
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Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Damn that sucks GB. Having mangled my knees too, I know it isn't fun. Hope they get you in soon. Kev thanks for the offer too. I sincerely appreciate it.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I think it's rude that anyone would make fun of you during this stressful time.I love youWhen the doc was stapling me my cousin asked me what it felt like. The only thing I could come up with was if somebody had a heavy duty stapling like object and was putting staples in your head. That's when the doctor asked me if I could feel it. Just a little late there doc.'-fish- said:
Rose, hope school get better for you. Frosty, that is really tough, man.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
SLB update?
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
nm, see stuff on this page. glad you aren't a quad or anything Bob. Gllthopraywishgll
Epic Problem
Footballguy
I'm starting to think that GMTAN is all just being imagined in SLB's head and the recent trauma has things going a little haywire'Thorn said:
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JaxBill
Footballguy
Worst/most comical part of my injury is that I'm in severe pain on the platform and the owner or manager who sounds like "Peggy" from the credit card commercials immediately starts ranting at me to make sure it's all my fault and he doesn't get sued. "Why you no read sign? We have rules. Why you no follow rules?..."
Marvin
Footballguy
Like Bob was ever normal.Oh yeah, how could I forget this. After the first CT scan I asked the tech how it looked. I knew she wasn't supposed to tell me but figured it was good for a read. She replied laughing "all I can tell you is I saw a cat in there".
I couldn't/can't see my shirt because of the neck brace so the first thing I asked my wife was if I was wearing a cat shirt. I wasn't.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Oh you!Like Bob was ever normal.Oh yeah, how could I forget this. After the first CT scan I asked the tech how it looked. I knew she wasn't supposed to tell me but figured it was good for a read. She replied laughing "all I can tell you is I saw a cat in there".
I couldn't/can't see my shirt because of the neck brace so the first thing I asked my wife was if I was wearing a cat shirt. I wasn't.
Marvin
Footballguy
My linkOh you!Like Bob was ever normal.Oh yeah, how could I forget this. After the first CT scan I asked the tech how it looked. I knew she wasn't supposed to tell me but figured it was good for a read. She replied laughing "all I can tell you is I saw a cat in there".
I couldn't/can't see my shirt because of the neck brace so the first thing I asked my wife was if I was wearing a cat shirt. I wasn't.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
God I hope this is a euphemism.In a related story, i was walking my dogs last night. The taller one stopped to pee and lifted his leg. The shorter one (part Golden) kept walking right underneath him and got a nice shower.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I appreciate that you guys are trying to add a little spice to your love life...good for you!
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I think it's cute that they call it 'our kitten'
YSR
Footballguy
Is this the one you picked up at the casino?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Still not a euphemism?Is this the one you picked up at the casino?
YSR
Footballguy
Still not a euphemism?Is this the one you picked up at the casino?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
The first time I read it I thought it said "peed in our kitchen". Maybe Mr. Krista's Chef career made my mind see "kitchen". Very odd.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I freaking worked hard on that!!!!I think it's rude that anyone would make fun of you during this stressful time.I love youWhen the doc was stapling me my cousin asked me what it felt like. The only thing I could come up with was if somebody had a heavy duty stapling like object and was putting staples in your head. That's when the doctor asked me if I could feel it. Just a little late there doc.'-fish- said:
Rose, hope school get better for you. Frosty, that is really tough, man.
Thorn
Footballguy
I seriously think the broken 'go to first new post button' is mucking everything up.I freaking worked hard on that!!!!I think it's rude that anyone would make fun of you during this stressful time.I love youWhen the doc was stapling me my cousin asked me what it felt like. The only thing I could come up with was if somebody had a heavy duty stapling like object and was putting staples in your head. That's when the doctor asked me if I could feel it. Just a little late there doc.'-fish- said:
Rose, hope school get better for you. Frosty, that is really tough, man.
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