GM's thread about nothing (20 Viewers)

[Tiger Fan]

Shark Pool is down the hall, dudes

Ventured in there yesterday to ask about Den TE situation and found this thread. Best thing I've read in there in a long time. Problem was, all my drafts are done. That thing should have been pinned. Please bring this up at the staff meeting.TIA

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Bill prediction?

Between the ER & surgery, Probably around 20k.Oh, and the doctor performing the surgery? Dr. Otis. Can't make this stuff up.

 

[Bogart]

Damn, Poppy Montgomery is fantastic.

 

[Marvin]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Bill prediction?

Between the ER & surgery, Probably around 20k.Oh, and the doctor performing the surgery? Dr. Otis. Can't make this stuff up.

Only in Missouri do doctors go by their first names. "Well, I went to see Doctor Billy for my tired blood..."

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Tired blood.

Everyone knows you leech tired blood.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I got the rheumatizz

 

[Marvin]

I got the rheumatizz

My sacareliac is actin' up somethin' fierce.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Bill prediction?

Between the ER & surgery, Probably around 20k.Oh, and the doctor performing the surgery? Dr. Otis. Can't make this stuff up.

Only in Missouri do doctors go by their first names. "Well, I went to see Doctor Billy for my tired blood..."

Turned out to be a chick. A REALLY skinny chick.

 

[BigJohn]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Bill prediction?

Between the ER & surgery, Probably around 20k.Oh, and the doctor performing the surgery? Dr. Otis. Can't make this stuff up.

Only in Missouri do doctors go by their first names. "Well, I went to see Doctor Billy for my tired blood..."

Turned out to be a chick. A REALLY skinny chick.

How big were her hands?

 

[YSR]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?

Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Bill prediction?

Between the ER & surgery, Probably around 20k.Oh, and the doctor performing the surgery? Dr. Otis. Can't make this stuff up.

Only in Missouri do doctors go by their first names. "Well, I went to see Doctor Billy for my tired blood..."

Turned out to be a chick. A REALLY skinny chick.

That's a chick?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Cannot unsee..

 

[BigJohn]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?

Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Bill prediction?

Between the ER & surgery, Probably around 20k.Oh, and the doctor performing the surgery? Dr. Otis. Can't make this stuff up.

Only in Missouri do doctors go by their first names. "Well, I went to see Doctor Billy for my tired blood..."

Turned out to be a chick. A REALLY skinny chick.

That's a chick?

My link

 

[Marvin]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?

Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Bill prediction?

Between the ER & surgery, Probably around 20k.Oh, and the doctor performing the surgery? Dr. Otis. Can't make this stuff up.

Only in Missouri do doctors go by their first names. "Well, I went to see Doctor Billy for my tired blood..."

Turned out to be a chick. A REALLY skinny chick.

That's a chick?

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

She looked better than that picture and was very sweet.

A women's personality means a lot to me.

 

[Marvin]

She looked better than that picture and was very sweet. A women's personality means a lot to me.

Nobody has that great of a personality.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

She looked better than that picture and was very sweet. A women's personality means a lot to me.

Sure it does. And size doesn't matter to them.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

There's a picture of the voucher on my Facebook page

EBT doesn't count.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Since he is on my team, I just had to ask the owner of our company to sign a waiver that he will not sue the company if he gets injured at the upcoming company golf outing.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

There's a picture of the voucher on my Facebook page

Voucher? That's not a meat raffle.

:finger:

There's a picture of the voucher on my Facebook page

EBT doesn't count.

:finger:

I won 15 pounds of beef at a meat raffle-ish thing today.

 

[Marvin]

FF related

 

[Marvin]

Another teacher just told me this.

Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.

He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."

WTF? These kids are 13.

 

[General Malaise]

Bought a bike on Sunday. It doesn't come with a bell. Can somebody hook me up with a horn that sounds like this?

TIA

 

[General Malaise]

did STLB make a shot video? If yes, can repost it pls?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sammy, mean to

 

[Marvin]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

You guys suck. Pearls before swine.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

Anybody elses wife posting pics of them sleeping on teh facebooks?

 

[Marvin]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

Anybody elses wife posting pics of them sleeping on teh facebooks?

No. But I like the gold lamé comforter.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

Anybody elses wife posting pics of them sleeping on teh facebooks?

No. But I like the gold lamé comforter.

You had me It's actually brown, that a reflection of the flash off of the silk I guess.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

Anybody elses wife posting pics of them sleeping on teh facebooks?

No. But I like the gold lamé comforter.

You had me It's actually brown, that a reflection of the flash off of the silk I guess.

Brown is muuuuch better.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

Anybody elses wife posting pics of them sleeping on teh facebooks?

No. But I like the gold lamé comforter.

You had me It's actually brown, that a reflection of the flash off of the silk I guess.

Brown is muuuuch better.

Still feel weird though.

 

[shuke]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Oof. Permanent?

 

[shuke]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Bill prediction?

Between the ER & surgery, Probably around 20k.Oh, and the doctor performing the surgery? Dr. Otis. Can't make this stuff up.

Dr. Meyers looks way hotter.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?

Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Bill prediction?

Between the ER & surgery, Probably around 20k.Oh, and the doctor performing the surgery? Dr. Otis. Can't make this stuff up.

Dr. Meyers looks way hotter.

Meyers"80% of patients would

recommend Dr. Meyers."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Oof. Permanent?

Thankfully no. They pull out to so he won't have to go through surgery again. Cal is upset he has to go to school and won't be there to look after his brother. That's really cool.

 

[cosjobs]

I know a lot of you here avoid the political threads, so I wanted to share Norville's brilliance from the Democratic Convention thread

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Doctor Detroit

Not sure how anyone can hate Michelle Obama, she's a quality woman.

NorvilleBarnes

So hot, yet so deeply touching. I'm crying and masturbating at the same time. Very awkward for the rest of the family here.

 

[kevzilla]

The Subscriber Contest, as usual, has driven me to drink.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Natasha Leggero is kinda hot.

just kinda?

She's on The Burn with Jeff Ross right now. Looks a bit like Susanna Hoffs on heroin, but in a good way.

 

[kevzilla]

Natasha Leggero is kinda hot.

just kinda?

She's on The Burn with Jeff Ross right now. Looks a bit like Susanna Hoffs on heroin, but in a good way.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Got Finley. I'm starting to believe again.

 

[Marvin]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

Anybody elses wife posting pics of them sleeping on teh facebooks?

No. But I like the gold lamé comforter.

You had me It's actually brown, that a reflection of the flash off of the silk I guess.

Silk? Oh, a thousand pardons, Kublai Khan.

 

[kevzilla]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

Anybody elses wife posting pics of them sleeping on teh facebooks?

No. But I like the gold lamé comforter.

You had me It's actually brown, that a reflection of the flash off of the silk I guess.

Silk? Oh, a thousand pardons, Kublai Khan.

In Xanadu did St. Louis BobA stately Edward Jones Dome did decree

 

[Marvin]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

Anybody elses wife posting pics of them sleeping on teh facebooks?

No. But I like the gold lamé comforter.

You had me It's actually brown, that a reflection of the flash off of the silk I guess.

Silk? Oh, a thousand pardons, Kublai Khan.

In Xanadu did St. Louis BobA stately Edward Jones Dome did decree

nerd

 

[proninja]

5 replies in that blog help post, and my "Shuke has a blog, you should shoot him a PM" post was already taken

 

[Radio Free Homer]

I know a lot of you here avoid the political threads, so I wanted to share Norville's brilliance from the Democratic Convention thread

==============================

Doctor Detroit

Not sure how anyone can hate Michelle Obama, she's a quality woman.

NorvilleBarnes

So hot, yet so deeply touching. I'm crying and masturbating at the same time. Very awkward for the rest of the family here.

Norv kills it in every political thread he posts in. Check out the Obama's Real Dad thread. Love him.

 

[SofaKings]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

Anybody elses wife posting pics of them sleeping on teh facebooks?

No. But I like the gold lamé comforter.

You had me It's actually brown, that a reflection of the flash off of the silk I guess.

Silk? Oh, a thousand pardons, Kublai Khan.

In Xanadu did St. Louis BobA stately Edward Jones Dome did decree

Welcome to the thunderdome?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Oof. Permanent?

Can you build him an arm?

 

[cosjobs]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Oof. Permanent?

Can you build him an arm?

Why build one? he has three in his trunk

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Another teacher just told me this.Kid comes up to her and says "I think I need to switch seats." She asks him why.He says "Because I can't sit next to Caleb anymore. He has bad breath. He's also an atheist. I guess I could get over those things but he's also a Democrat."WTF? These kids are 13.

Anybody elses wife posting pics of them sleeping on teh facebooks?

No. But I like the gold lamé comforter.

You had me It's actually brown, that a reflection of the flash off of the silk I guess.

Silk? Oh, a thousand pardons, Kublai Khan.

I like soft, sensual things rubbing against me. You like rough, hairy things rubbing against you. To each their own.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Oof. Permanent?

Can you build him an arm?

Why build one? he has three in his trunk

He just got done with surgery. He's fine. Of course he put stickers on my wife's boobs before he went in and was on the pain juice. LOL

 

[Marvin]

Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.

"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?

Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?

Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.

Oof. Permanent?

Can you build him an arm?

Why build one? he has three in his trunk

He just got done with surgery. He's fine. Of course he put stickers on my wife's boobs before he went in and was on the pain juice. LOL

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