GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[mr. furley]

UL-Monroe just beat Arkansas on a 4th and 1 QB sneak in OT

 

[Tiger Fan]

So I'm 33, love gambling and football. Pretty sure I'm right in the GMtan target market. for 4 straight hours, I've been sipping straight bourbon (neat) and making random bets. Tomorrow, I'll be making bloody mary's early, and then going to the bar at 10 prior to the saints game. I love this time of year

 

[cosjobs]

UL-Monroe just beat Arkansas on a 4th and 1 QB sneak in OT

All the desserters of the Southwest/Big 12 conference lost today: Missouri, A&M, Nebraska, and Arkansas.Makes me feel warm inside. Enjoy your new leegs doosches

 

[Tiger Fan]

UL-Monroe just beat Arkansas on a 4th and 1 QB sneak in OT

All the desserters of the Southwest/Big 12 conference lost today: Missouri, A&M, Nebraska, and Arkansas.Makes me feel warm inside. Enjoy your new leegs doosches

I'm waaaaaaay tooo young to know what this meansETA: Sup Cos

 

[kevzilla]

UL-Monroe just beat Arkansas on a 4th and 1 QB sneak in OT

All the desserters of the Southwest/Big 12 conference lost today: Missouri, A&M, Nebraska, and Arkansas.Makes me feel warm inside. Enjoy your new leegs doosches

 

[cosjobs]

UL-Monroe just beat Arkansas on a 4th and 1 QB sneak in OT

All the desserters of the Southwest/Big 12 conference lost today: Missouri, A&M, Nebraska, and Arkansas.Makes me feel warm inside. Enjoy your new leegs doosches

I'm waaaaaaay tooo young to know what this meansETA: Sup Cos

Once upon a time there was a glorious college conference known as the Southwest Conference.One day, Arkansas got uppity and left for the SEC and 100 years of football tradition began to crumble.The SW conference booted their weak sisters (UH, TCU) and joined the Big 8 to make the Big 12.The Big 12 rises to prominence and Nebraska, Missouri and Texas A&M all leave for other conferences.Today those treasonous bastards all got their due by losing.ETA: Hey there GB TF. Always a pleasure to see you around.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

where GM has been lately

I bookmarked that under "marriage".

Ummmm...I'm gonna need that girl's name, address, daily schedule and a list of her fears. Homer is in loooooove.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

So I'm 33, love gambling and football. Pretty sure I'm right in the GMtan target market. for 4 straight hours, I've been sipping straight bourbon (neat) and making random bets. Tomorrow, I'll be making bloody mary's early, and then going to the bar at 10 prior to the saints game. I love this time of year

Hi buddy. Drink more.

 

[Frostillicus]

At least my friends won +3.30u. Stupid sportsbook.

 

[shuke]

great cornole shuke!

Dude, I sent a FB message to like 6 people, including you. You were like the 4th to respond. You snooze you lose.

 

[shuke]

Man, I wish I could hunt down people who make trojan viruses. Just got this on my work laptop. Now I am going to be up all night fixing this crap so I can get my work done.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

great cornole shuke!

Dude, I sent a FB message to like 6 people, including you. You were like the 4th to respond. You snooze you lose.

I got snubbed by 'hack back in aught-eight.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

great cornole shuke!

Dude, I sent a FB message to like 6 people, including you. You were like the 4th to respond. You snooze you lose.

I would never ignore you, shuke. Wanna cuddle?

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Man, I wish I could hunt down people who make trojan viruses. Just got this on my work laptop. Now I am going to be up all night fixing this crap so I can get my work done.

It'd be hilarious if that link downloaded the virus. Just sayin'

 

[cosjobs]

Looking over the card for tomorrow, the only game I really, really like is Pit getting 2.5 v Den

 

[Annyong]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

 

[shuke]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

 

[Annyong]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

As you are aware, Shuke, there is nothing like taking your son to his first baseball game. Even though the little ######## is 10 months old, i have pictures to prove that he saw me enjoy a tall cool budweiser in the bleachers at Wrigley.

 

[cosjobs]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

He'll hate you anyway when he's 20 16-24, but it won't be for that.

 

[Annyong]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

He'll hate you anyway when he's 20 16-24, but it won't be for that.

what if im the "cool dad" ?

 

[cosjobs]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

He'll hate you anyway when he's 20 16-24, but it won't be for that.

what if im the "cool dad" ?

17-23

 

[Mr. Pickles]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

He'll hate you anyway when he's 20 16-24, but it won't be for that.

what if im the "cool dad" ?

Whose alias is this again?

 

[Annyong]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

He'll hate you anyway when he's 20 16-24, but it won't be for that.

what if im the "cool dad" ?

Whose alias is this again?

ysr

 

[Annyong]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

He'll hate you anyway when he's 20 16-24, but it won't be for that.

what if im the "cool dad" ?

Whose alias is this again?

ysr

sorry, "Eeeser"

 

[YSR]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

He'll hate you anyway when he's 20 16-24, but it won't be for that.

what if im the "cool dad" ?

Whose alias is this again?

ysr

Currently on loan to the king of booms.

 

[shuke]

So, can I get a 4 day update in here?

What does 17-23 mean?

 

[Annyong]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

He'll hate you anyway when he's 20 16-24, but it won't be for that.

what if im the "cool dad" ?

Whose alias is this again?

ysr

Currently on loan to the king of booms.

:yourethebest: who may or may not be on hiatus because hes raising a new family and doesnt drink nearly as much as he is right now. unless youre talking about last weekend, where i made 21 of 30 something total picks in his fantasy drafts.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

He'll hate you anyway when he's 20 16-24, but it won't be for that.

what if im the "cool dad" ?

Whose alias is this again?

ysr

Currently on loan to the king of booms.

Isn't Boom King/Patrick Bateman/Wrigley all the same guy?

 

[Osaurus]

I woke up in a panic at 4 am. I realized I have nothing to grill.

 

[Tom Servo]

"Glad I finally blew your whistle, been wanting to do that since Monday " Text I received this morning from the girl I've been seeing.

LOOK AT ME!!! I GOT A HUMMER!!!!!111!!!

 

[Ignoramus]

Got tickets to today's Miami-Houston game and supposedly they're right behind the visitors' bench. Hoping to be nice and close to Mrs. Tannyhill.

 

[Tom Servo]

Got tickets to today's Miami-Houston game and supposedly they're right behind the visitors' bench. Hoping to be nice and close to Mrs. Tannyhill.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Disco Stu]

Last night

 

[JaxBill]

Looking over the card for tomorrow, the only game I really, really like is Pit getting 2.5 v Den

Leery of that with no Ryan Clark and no James Harrison.Love Carolina and Rud's Bills today.

 

[Abraham]

Seattle should handle the cardinals easily. Three points isn't much.

 

[Tiger Fan]

So I'm 33, love gambling and football. Pretty sure I'm right in the GMtan target market. for 4 straight hours, I've been sipping straight bourbon (neat) and making random bets. Tomorrow, I'll be making bloody mary's early, and then going to the bar at 10 prior to the saints game. I love this time of year

Hi buddy. Drink more.

I don't even remember posting this.just scarfed down 2.5 donuts.Bout to shower and make bloodies

 

[Tiger Fan]

$5 home dog parlay to win $120

09/09/12Browns (Cleveland)+9.5

13:05 ET(-105)

09/09/12Chiefs (KansasCity)+3

13:05 ET(-120)

09/09/12Buccaneers (TampaBay)+2.5

16:30 ET

09/09/12Titans (Tennessee)+6

13:05 ET

09/09/12Cardinals (Arizona)+3

16:30 ET(-125)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Who signed up for my football pool as Scupper?

Anyone? Picks have been made but I haven't been paid. All listed forms of contact are invalid.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

UL-Monroe just beat Arkansas on a 4th and 1 QB sneak in OT

All the desserters of the Southwest/Big 12 conference lost today: Missouri, A&M, Nebraska, and Arkansas.Makes me feel warm inside. Enjoy your new leegs doosches

I'm waaaaaaay tooo young to know what this meansETA: Sup Cos

Once upon a time there was a glorious college conference known as the Southwest Conference.One day, Arkansas got uppity and left for the SEC and 100 years of football tradition began to crumble.

The SW conference booted their weak sisters (UH, TCU) and joined the Big 8 to make the Big 12.

The Big 12 rises to prominence and Nebraska, Missouri and Texas A&M all leave for other conferences.

Today those treasonous bastards all got their due by losing.

ETA: Hey there GB TF. Always a pleasure to see you around.

College football is a joke. Everybody gets filthy rich except the guys sacrificing their bodies.

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

He'll hate you anyway when he's 20 16-24, but it won't be for that.

The boys and me were taking the dog for a walk yesterday when I decided it was a good idea to teach them they should tell women they look skinny to score points. They tried it on Mrs. SLB when we got home and of course her reaction was "did your father tell you to say that". Dylan, extremely convincingly shook his head no and reiterated that she looked really skinny. Cal sold me out immediately. Freaking rat.

 

[Abraham]

Thandy newton and zoe Saldana look like the same person.

 

[Guster]

Even money on Seattle -3 seems too good to be true for me. Am I missing something here?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Frosty, what's your best bet this week?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Um, Shuke?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have a GB picking me up and taking me back to the old hood to watch football at the bar. He offered and insisted. So from his house to my house to the bar we're talking 62 miles. Honestly, I'm not that fun.

 

[kevzilla]

Looking over the card for tomorrow, the only game I really, really like is Pit getting 2.5 v Den

Check your inbox.

 

[Osaurus]

Morning to all on this wondrous Sunday. I finally got around to getting all the music sorted and I will be sending PMs to those of you who requested information for shipping information shortly. If your name is on my floor, you will be getting a package soon.

 

[Mr.Pack]

took my boy to his first ball game a while back

you don't look chinese

 

[cosjobs]

I have a GB picking me up and taking me back to the old hood to watch football at the bar. He offered and insisted. So from his house to my house to the bar we're talking 62 miles. Honestly, I'm not that fun.

I think you meant to say 47-89 miles

 

[Finless]

Anyone know a good spot to stream games?

 

[cosjobs]

I don't know what's going on, but I am overcome with joy and satisfaction right now, in a completely non-sexual context.