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thanks gbjbYou haven't been by in a while. Instead of coming by to reattach my projector mount, how about you come by and walk to property with me.
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
glllll GM...
General Malaise
Footballguy
ugh. why did they throw that deep ball? ridiculous.
I got a bad feeling about this one.
I got a bad feeling about this one.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
See, this is why you don't "ice."
General Malaise
Footballguy
TIME OUT CALLED!!! 
General Malaise
Footballguy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Tynes has no leg.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oops, just scared my daughter awake into a frightened shriek. dumb GM
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Reid should be fired for that icing call. Seriously, that's the dumbest thing I think I've ever seen.
Sorry GM. I was pulling for ya.
Sorry GM. I was pulling for ya.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Tony Dungy is one creepy looking mfer
General Malaise
Footballguy
Instagram? I dunno....didn't notice it, but I'm rocking a 2001 JVC wide screen that weighs more than my car.
General Malaise
Footballguy
How was the dildo movie?
bentley
Footballguy
Will be tailgating all day for Texas/WVU next Saturday. How about I bring JR and Yuke down on the 13th?
cosjobs
Footballguy
sounds good.
cosjobs
Footballguy
can the boys clear brush too?
bentley
Footballguy
That would pretty much be JR's wildest dream. But you have to remember that he's 3. I've let him drive me home from neighborhood happy hour before and he oversteers like a mother####er.
cosjobs
Footballguy
oversteering is the first rule of Bobcat operation
cosjobs
Footballguy
nerds
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
srsly
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sorry, I have exquisite vision. This bugs me about as much as high frequency aliasing in MPEG compression. 
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I taught your MPEG that thing you like.Sorry, I have exquisite vision. This bugs me about as much as high frequency aliasing in MPEG compression.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Really didn't rub me the right way.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
GB Cos<:handshake:
YSR, so sorry to hear sweetheart. As others have posted you're not alone. Been through it twice myself. Please give my best to Sean too.
K4, I met a guy Saturday night that got a degree in computer engineering. He worked for NASA almost 20 years programming stuff for the space shuttle but it wasn't fulfilling enough so he quit and went to medical school and now he's a doctor. Just a thought.
YSR, so sorry to hear sweetheart. As others have posted you're not alone. Been through it twice myself. Please give my best to Sean too.
K4, I met a guy Saturday night that got a degree in computer engineering. He worked for NASA almost 20 years programming stuff for the space shuttle but it wasn't fulfilling enough so he quit and went to medical school and now he's a doctor. Just a thought.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Great to have you back, my friend.And I agree. Krista should become an astronaut
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Good to see you, Bob. How was Vegas?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Oh, hello Bob.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
SLB! SLB! SLB!
Marvin
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So yeah.......
Kevzilla, I didn't see you in Vegas? I thought I PMed my number to you but maybe not. I know I could have made a better effort but I was seriously drunk the whole time.
Speaking of Vegas, well, it was interesting.
In no particular order.
1. My GB that just got married, I did the speech at, and his wife decided to go with us. We already had a dozen people going but it was cool they went.
2. The four of us went to see Penn & Teller at the Rio Saturday night. Very cool show. First time I've ever been to a show in Vegas actually and probably won't go see another one. Highly recommend.
2. Mrs. SLB got her picture taken with both P&T after the show. I'm pretty sure she would have let them both hide stuff in her.
3. Met Freddy Deeb while Mrs. SLB was meeting P&T. Really nice guy.
4. Although I know I set a new personal record for drinking and gambling, the Nugget said I gambled a lot less than last time and I was over comped. WTF.
5. I seriously love eating good food. I had the best lobster bisque ever at the Stratosphere. Which holy gingerbread men, it's a lot higher than it looks.
6. I think this was my 9th trip to Vegas and the first time I didn't smoke pot. Oh we had plenty, just thought it was a bad idea.
7. When you are wearing a neck brace, nobody EVER forgets you.
8. I didn't wear the Cat Shirt until the last day. However I hit a straight flush and the AKQS in 3 Card Poker the last night in about a five minute span. Progressive paid $1500, I didn't even no that's what I needed.
Cashed out almost 3 grand which was good since I was down almost 4 grand just gambling. How I didn't think to have Mrs. SLB take a picture of me with a handful of $500 chips is beyond me.
9. We took the girls to Sapphire after P&T. Naked hot chicks,good.
10. Got Mrs. SLB and GB's wife a lap dance from this smoking hot blond Russian chick. Oh my. I can check watching a tall, hot blond rubbing my wife's smurf off the old bucket list.
11. Because I told them to, Mrs. SLB and my GB's wife made out. Annnddddd check
12. I really missed you guys.
13. Oh yeah, I got a 4.5 million contract signed the day before we left for Vegas.
14. Mrs. SLB is so incredibly sexy. Something pictures can't capture. I was feeling pretty cool as she turned a lot of heads the whole trip.
15. My Mom & Dad bought a house about a mile away from us. Pretty happy about this.
16. At the strip club there wasn't anything but reserved table so I took the placard off the table, threw it over my should and say the four of us down. Still shocked we didn't get kicked out.
17. Told the stripper I broke my neck because I was a UFC fighter. She didn't believe me until the girls confirmed it.
18. I bought a 1977 King Kong lunch box off of E-bay. It's what I brought to school when I was in the first grade and was my prized possession. A second grader kicked it down some stairs when I was eating though. I beat him so soundly I was able to take his shoes off and throw them on the roof of the school. Got me kicked out. Needed the reminder for some reason.
19. I might get drunk and call you in the future. You've been warned.
20. Cal won student council in a landslide. He has also joined the Robotics Club in addition to Computer Club. He's also getting all A's so far this year. What a difference a good school makes. I'm also thinking he may be Mr. Pickles kid.
21.
Kevzilla, I didn't see you in Vegas? I thought I PMed my number to you but maybe not. I know I could have made a better effort but I was seriously drunk the whole time.
Speaking of Vegas, well, it was interesting.
In no particular order.
1. My GB that just got married, I did the speech at, and his wife decided to go with us. We already had a dozen people going but it was cool they went.
2. The four of us went to see Penn & Teller at the Rio Saturday night. Very cool show. First time I've ever been to a show in Vegas actually and probably won't go see another one. Highly recommend.
2. Mrs. SLB got her picture taken with both P&T after the show. I'm pretty sure she would have let them both hide stuff in her.
3. Met Freddy Deeb while Mrs. SLB was meeting P&T. Really nice guy.
4. Although I know I set a new personal record for drinking and gambling, the Nugget said I gambled a lot less than last time and I was over comped. WTF.
5. I seriously love eating good food. I had the best lobster bisque ever at the Stratosphere. Which holy gingerbread men, it's a lot higher than it looks.
6. I think this was my 9th trip to Vegas and the first time I didn't smoke pot. Oh we had plenty, just thought it was a bad idea.
7. When you are wearing a neck brace, nobody EVER forgets you.
8. I didn't wear the Cat Shirt until the last day. However I hit a straight flush and the AKQS in 3 Card Poker the last night in about a five minute span. Progressive paid $1500, I didn't even no that's what I needed.
Cashed out almost 3 grand which was good since I was down almost 4 grand just gambling. How I didn't think to have Mrs. SLB take a picture of me with a handful of $500 chips is beyond me.9. We took the girls to Sapphire after P&T. Naked hot chicks,good.
10. Got Mrs. SLB and GB's wife a lap dance from this smoking hot blond Russian chick. Oh my. I can check watching a tall, hot blond rubbing my wife's smurf off the old bucket list.
11. Because I told them to, Mrs. SLB and my GB's wife made out. Annnddddd check
12. I really missed you guys.
13. Oh yeah, I got a 4.5 million contract signed the day before we left for Vegas.
14. Mrs. SLB is so incredibly sexy. Something pictures can't capture. I was feeling pretty cool as she turned a lot of heads the whole trip.
15. My Mom & Dad bought a house about a mile away from us. Pretty happy about this.
16. At the strip club there wasn't anything but reserved table so I took the placard off the table, threw it over my should and say the four of us down. Still shocked we didn't get kicked out.
17. Told the stripper I broke my neck because I was a UFC fighter. She didn't believe me until the girls confirmed it.
18. I bought a 1977 King Kong lunch box off of E-bay. It's what I brought to school when I was in the first grade and was my prized possession. A second grader kicked it down some stairs when I was eating though. I beat him so soundly I was able to take his shoes off and throw them on the roof of the school. Got me kicked out. Needed the reminder for some reason.
19. I might get drunk and call you in the future. You've been warned.
20. Cal won student council in a landslide. He has also joined the Robotics Club in addition to Computer Club. He's also getting all A's so far this year. What a difference a good school makes. I'm also thinking he may be Mr. Pickles kid.
21.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
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Marvin
Footballguy
oh my
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
yeahDid I mention that Mrs. SLB was bragging to her on the cab ride out how I already did her three times that day? When it comes to inflating self confidence, I'm pretty sure nothing tops chicks bragging to other chicks in front of you about your bedroom prowess.:BONER:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Was just about to.
Limp Ditka
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