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'Good said:
BTW:

#### the Texas Ranger's

#### George W. Bush

#### fan-killer Josh Hamilton, I hope he overdoses tonight.

Double-#### those of you who support the Texas Rangers. BentRley, GM, Stu. #### me from the back after I eat chili.

LET'S GO OAKLAND. :hot: :hot: :hot:
Hey look....Duck colors!
Ducks >>>>>>>> Trojans.
Cannot believe the A's are going to the playoffs. That's one hell of a season. Going to watch Money Ball again. BRB.

 
'Good said:
BTW:

#### the Texas Ranger's

#### George W. Bush

#### fan-killer Josh Hamilton, I hope he overdoses tonight.

Double-#### those of you who support the Texas Rangers. BentRley, GM, Stu. #### me from the back after I eat chili.

LET'S GO OAKLAND. :hot: :hot: :hot:
Hey look....Duck colors!
Ducks >>>>>>>> Trojans.
Cannot believe the A's are going to the playoffs. That's one hell of a season. Going to watch Money Ball again. BRB.
I'm watching the coverage of the locker room celebration, and there are some wives/gfs present. Good lord do baseball players pull high-quality tail.I thought the movie was pretty poor, tbh. But I get that it's Hollywood.

 
Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time :popcorn:
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point. :thumbup: :excited:
Unbelievable, man....what a stretch run you are on. Gonna need pics of this one. Love me teh Greeks.
Sent you a pic via text last night?Morning came early. Now I get to spend the next 8 hours with GreekChick and 6 other colleagues "behind the glass" at research. It's really for the best I'd my other colleagues don't find out about last night. Should be interesting...
 
'Good said:
BTW:

#### the Texas Ranger's

#### George W. Bush

#### fan-killer Josh Hamilton, I hope he overdoses tonight.

Double-#### those of you who support the Texas Rangers. BentRley, GM, Stu. #### me from the back after I eat chili.

LET'S GO OAKLAND. :hot: :hot: :hot:
:confetti: :banned:

 
SLB> :hey: :banned:So my mom is going to Tanzania in a few weeks to volunteer at an orphanage. I know there's certain "zones" she's restricted to due to safety etc but I know virtually nothing about that country. How much cause for concern should we have?
Where's your mom going in Tanzania? It's a big country...
 
I'm watching the coverage of the locker room celebration, and there are some wives/gfs present. Good lord do baseball players pull high-quality tail.
Huh. I never would have placed Multi-Millionaire Athlete anywhere near the top of the Most Likely to Score Hotties list.
 
I won the 9:00 tournament last night. I am the second person to win both tournaments in the 10 year history of this bar. I should get a nice payday at the end of October.

It did, however, come with a price. :hangover:

 
YSR>congratulations on your hangover and poker prowess

SLB>wb gb. thought for a second you took the football pool money and ran forever ;) Speaking of which, is Cosjobs ever going to make a pick?

GM>Whats up with Amaya? haven't seen much action on this one of late.

:thumbsup: to A's and Orioles. I know Marvin is pretty fond of baseball chat, but the fact both of these teams made the playoffs in their respective divisions is pretty remarkable.

 
Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time :popcorn:
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point. :thumbup: :excited:
U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!
 
Made it to Final Table. Am not as short-stacked as I would have thought. Also, I have a fresh beer. Expect a ridiculous all-in shortly.
:applause:You going to make Romo sleep on the couch tonight after that performance?
Apparently the one thing Romo and his friends can't beat is the Tampa 2.SLB, glad to see you back. When can we expect to hear about you backdooring the asian swinger?

GM & YSR, congrats on your gambling problems wins.

K4, sorry about not getting the job that you really kind of didn't want anyway.

Guster, hope your little guster doesn't fall off.

Zooks, go for it with the barber. It seems like your life is pretty boring and needs something to spice it up, plus with SLB back you need someone to fill the gap until he takes up diving again.

Tanner, congrats on still being alive.

TRE, same for you.

Shuke, congrats on no Gout flareups recently.

Eagan Wildcats, thanks for getting our hopes up on the daily recaps and then disappearing again, dickmitten.

Sorry if I missed anyone, had 10 or so pages to catch up on.

 
I'm watching the coverage of the locker room celebration, and there are some wives/gfs present. Good lord do baseball players pull high-quality tail.
Huh. I never would have placed Multi-Millionaire Athlete anywhere near the top of the Most Likely to Score Hotties list.
This was the A's celebration, so there weren't many multi-millionaires, actually. But they were all extremely young.(1)---------------(1) Not :homer: young, early 20's young.
 
SLB> :hey: :banned:So my mom is going to Tanzania in a few weeks to volunteer at an orphanage. I know there's certain "zones" she's restricted to due to safety etc but I know virtually nothing about that country. How much cause for concern should we have?
Where's your mom going in Tanzania? It's a big country...
Near a town called Morogoro which is a few hours west of Dar es Salaam and Zanzibar. She's pushing 70 and as the oldest of 10 kids she pretty much had to help take care of her siblings growing up, and was a stay at home mom most of her adult life. I'm happy she gets to branch out of her comfort zone and do something very rewarding. Given her age though, I'm a bit concerned. Meh, I'm probably just being weird.
 
Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time :popcorn:
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point. :thumbup: :excited:
U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!
:goodposting:
 
Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time :popcorn:
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point. :thumbup: :excited:
U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!
:goodposting:
Heading to shop, drink and eat. I owe a detailed update later
 
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Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time :popcorn:
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point. :thumbup: :excited:
U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!
:goodposting:
Heading to shop, drink and eat. I owe a detailed update later
:coffee:Take your time. I'm still making crock-pot chicken to SLB's Vegas trip.
 
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Guster said:
'Marvin said:
'Guster said:
Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time :popcorn:
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point. :thumbup: :excited:
U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!
:goodposting:
Heading to shop, drink and eat. I owe a detailed update later
:coffee:Take your time. I'm still making crock-pot chicken to SLB's Vegas trip.
Meeting up with the guys I've been traveling with for an end of trip nightcap (thy leave tomorrow, im staying an extra day) and then I'm probably passing out... Probably. Sneak preview: in one of the many times she finished, I made her climax by only kissing her neck... I was rather impressed with myself. As was she :hophead:
 
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GB Cos<:handshake:YSR, so sorry to hear sweetheart. As others have posted you're not alone. Been through it twice myself. Please give my best to Sean too.K4, I met a guy Saturday night that got a degree in computer engineering. He worked for NASA almost 20 years programming stuff for the space shuttle but it wasn't fulfilling enough so he quit and went to medical school and now he's a doctor. Just a thought.
That's a lot of school...
No kidding. Quit NASA at 45 to attend 4 more years of school. F that noise.
Kevzilla, I didn't see you in Vegas? I thought I PMed my number to you but maybe not. I know I could have made a better effort but I was seriously drunk the whole time.
:mellow: PM not received. Honestly, I had no idea whether you were still going or not.I was in the Golden Nugget Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights. There are 48-73 bald dudes gambling in there at any given time. None of them had neck braces and skullginas, as far as I could tell.Perhaps some other time. :kicksrock:
Sorry man. Thought I sent it earlier in the year. Can't believe you didn't see me although I was moving around a lot. It was a different trip to say the least. Hopefully next time.
:hey:
Welcome back, gb.
Thanks GB.
 
'Guster said:
'Marvin said:
'Guster said:
Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time :popcorn:
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point.

:thumbup: :excited:
:hifive: Nicely done and I'll take some pics. Plus my new Bosch SHE68R55UC should be in soon. I'm more excited than I should be. Thanks for the advice. :thumbup:
'General Malaise said:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Why can't nature just take over and stop her heart already?
:lmao: :lmao:
'YSR said:
I won the 9:00 tournament last night. I am the second person to win both tournaments in the 10 year history of this bar. I should get a nice payday at the end of October.

It did, however, come with a price. :hangover:
Well done!
'guru_007 said:
SLB>wb gb. thought for a second you took the football pool money and ran forever ;) Speaking of which, is Cosjobs ever going to make a pick?
:hey:
'UOFI_316 said:
SLB, glad to see you back. When can we expect to hear about you backdooring the asian swinger?
I haven't seen her in a while. The couple of hot chicks I do see pretty frequently are just incredible though. One of their husbands brought me some pulled pork he made on his BGE last Saturday. :unsure:
 
Oh yeah, I had x-rays done on 9/19 and the doctor said everything is looking good. Have an appointment for more x-rays and probably ditch the neck brace on Halloween. On Halloween, the one day of the year I don't look like a giant freak wearing a neck brace.

 
'YSR said:
I won the 9:00 tournament last night. I am the second person to win both tournaments in the 10 year history of this bar. I should get a nice payday at the end of October.It did, however, come with a price. :hangover:
That is fantastic! Wish I was good at poker.RJ - no text received. :unsure:
 
'guru_007 said:
YSR>congratulations on your hangover and poker prowessSLB>wb gb. thought for a second you took the football pool money and ran forever ;) Speaking of which, is Cosjobs ever going to make a pick?GM>Whats up with Amaya? haven't seen much action on this one of late.:thumbsup: to A's and Orioles. I know Marvin is pretty fond of baseball chat, but the fact both of these teams made the playoffs in their respective divisions is pretty remarkable.
Stock market pisses me off. Amaya makes a very nice, accretive acquisition that will boost earnings and give it a large presence in the US....and the stock doesn't move a lick. I am so mother f'n frustrated this year. Nothing has gone right for us at all. Even when we pick the good ones, we can't make any gains. I've lost half my investors this year. My salary is going to be slashed in half. My stress level is at an all time high. If stress was a stock, mine would be in a bubble. Maybe I'll get into teaching.
 
'YSR said:
I won the 9:00 tournament last night. I am the second person to win both tournaments in the 10 year history of this bar. I should get a nice payday at the end of October.It did, however, come with a price. :hangover:
That is fantastic! Wish I was good at poker.RJ - no text received. :unsure:
You can't pick and choose group texts. ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALLEdit: She was hot, bro.
 
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'guru_007 said:
YSR>congratulations on your hangover and poker prowess

SLB>wb gb. thought for a second you took the football pool money and ran forever ;) Speaking of which, is Cosjobs ever going to make a pick?

GM>Whats up with Amaya? haven't seen much action on this one of late.

:thumbsup: to A's and Orioles. I know Marvin is pretty fond of baseball chat, but the fact both of these teams made the playoffs in their respective divisions is pretty remarkable.
Stock market pisses me off. Amaya makes a very nice, accretive acquisition that will boost earnings and give it a large presence in the US....and the stock doesn't move a lick. I am so mother f'n frustrated this year. Nothing has gone right for us at all. Even when we pick the good ones, we can't make any gains. I've lost half my investors this year. My salary is going to be slashed in half. My stress level is at an all time high. If stress was a stock, mine would be in a bubble. Maybe I'll get into teaching.
Yeah?
 
The Associated Press

Filed Under

News

Local

MANKATO — Prosecutors are recommending four years in prison for a man who has pleaded guilty to charges in a car crash that killed two women, including one who witnesses say he was having sex with while driving.

Mark Anders Chalin told Blue Earth District Court Judge Bradley Walker Monday he doesn’t remember anything about what led to last year’s crash that killed 23-year-old Amber Menezes, of Mankato, and 35-year- old Jonna Martin, of Lakeville.

Witnesses told investigators Menezes was straddling Chalin while he was driving on County Road 90 and blocking his view of the road. Chalin’s car slammed headon into Martin’s vehicle.

The 24-year-old Chalin pleaded guilty to criminal vehicular homicide.

sad story, another reason why sex is worst than texting when driving

 
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Guster said:
'Marvin said:
'Guster said:
Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time :popcorn:
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point. :thumbup: :excited:
U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!
:goodposting:
Heading to shop, drink and eat. I owe a detailed update later
:coffee:Take your time. I'm still making crock-pot chicken to SLB's Vegas trip.
Meeting up with the guys I've been traveling with for an end of trip nightcap (thy leave tomorrow, im staying an extra day) and then I'm probably passing out... Probably. Sneak preview: in one of the many times she finished, I made her climax by only kissing her neck... I was rather impressed with myself. As was she :hophead:
I thought she was Greek. Sounds Muslim to me. A fakir.
 
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The Associated Press Filed UnderNews Local MANKATO — Prosecutors are recommending four years in prison for a man who has pleaded guilty to charges in a car crash that killed two women, including one who witnesses say he was having sex with while driving.Mark Anders Chalin told Blue Earth District Court Judge Bradley Walker Monday he doesn’t remember anything about what led to last year’s crash that killed 23-year-old Amber Menezes, of Mankato, and 35-year- old Jonna Martin, of Lakeville.Witnesses told investigators Menezes was straddling Chalin while he was driving on County Road 90 and blocking his view of the road. Chalin’s car slammed headon into Martin’s vehicle.The 24-year-old Chalin pleaded guilty to criminal vehicular homicide.sad story, another reason why sex is worst than texting when driving
23 year old chicks>>>>>airbags
 
The Associated Press Filed UnderNews Local MANKATO — Prosecutors are recommending four years in prison for a man who has pleaded guilty to charges in a car crash that killed two women, including one who witnesses say he was having sex with while driving.Mark Anders Chalin told Blue Earth District Court Judge Bradley Walker Monday he doesn’t remember anything about what led to last year’s crash that killed 23-year-old Amber Menezes, of Mankato, and 35-year- old Jonna Martin, of Lakeville.Witnesses told investigators Menezes was straddling Chalin while he was driving on County Road 90 and blocking his view of the road. Chalin’s car slammed headon into Martin’s vehicle.The 24-year-old Chalin pleaded guilty to criminal vehicular homicide.sad story, another reason why sex is worst than texting when driving
Thanks, MinnesotaPosty
 
Betting on my Rangers and the OVER 8 tonight. Los Doyers too. :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

Pickles, anyone mentioned the Gieco/Eddie Money commercial yet in your horrible commercial thread yet?

 
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Guster said:
'Marvin said:
'Guster said:
Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time :popcorn:
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point. :thumbup: :excited:
U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!
:goodposting:
Heading to shop, drink and eat. I owe a detailed update later
:coffee:Take your time. I'm still making crock-pot chicken to SLB's Vegas trip.
Meeting up with the guys I've been traveling with for an end of trip nightcap (thy leave tomorrow, im staying an extra day) and then I'm probably passing out... Probably. Sneak preview: in one of the many times she finished, I made her climax by only kissing her neck... I was rather impressed with myself. As was she :hophead:
I thought she was Greek. Sounds Muslim to me. A fakir.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Betting on my Rangers and the OVER 8 tonight. Los Doyers too. :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

Pickles, anyone mentioned the Gieco/Eddie Money commercial yet in your horrible commercial thread yet?
It was somewhere. I feel like we should take up a collection for the guy.
I remember 15 years ago he was being billed as the headline of a bar in Gresham (think of the Whiskey Tango armpit of any major city you've ever been to and Gresham fits the mold well) called "The Copper Penny". And at the time, I thought..."man, really? You're Eddie Money. The Copper Penny is where high school garage bands play and Navy men go in to catch an STD. Your agent can't get you a gig at an Indian Casino?"And now this? wow....he looks worse than that Lee Greenwood cat who they rolled out during a 9/11 benefit to sing his decade old hit "Proud to be an American". He looked homeless.

 
Betting on my Rangers and the OVER 8 tonight. Los Doyers too. :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

Pickles, anyone mentioned the Gieco/Eddie Money commercial yet in your horrible commercial thread yet?
It was somewhere. I feel like we should take up a collection for the guy.
I remember 15 years ago he was being billed as the headline of a bar in Gresham (think of the Whiskey Tango armpit of any major city you've ever been to and Gresham fits the mold well) called "The Copper Penny". And at the time, I thought..."man, really? You're Eddie Money. The Copper Penny is where high school garage bands play and Navy men go in to catch an STD. Your agent can't get you a gig at an Indian Casino?"And now this? wow....he looks worse than that Lee Greenwood cat who they rolled out during a 9/11 benefit to sing his decade old hit "Proud to be an American". He looked homeless.
My link

 
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Guster said:
'Marvin said:
'Guster said:
Just got a text from her... Hotel bar is dead so she asked where I wanted to meet. I offered up my room but haven't heard back. It's go time :popcorn:
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Its 6:45 in the morning, there was no sleeping and i just sent her back to her room I'm not positive, but I may have heard applause from the neighbors at one point. :thumbup: :excited:
U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!U-S-A!
:goodposting:
Heading to shop, drink and eat. I owe a detailed update later
:coffee:Take your time. I'm still making crock-pot chicken to SLB's Vegas trip.
Meeting up with the guys I've been traveling with for an end of trip nightcap (thy leave tomorrow, im staying an extra day) and then I'm probably passing out... Probably. Sneak preview: in one of the many times she finished, I made her climax by only kissing her neck... I was rather impressed with myself. As was she :hophead:
I thought she was Greek. Sounds Muslim to me. A fakir.
:lmao: Well played.And, yeah, right.
 
Betting on my Rangers and the OVER 8 tonight. Los Doyers too. :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

Pickles, anyone mentioned the Gieco/Eddie Money commercial yet in your horrible commercial thread yet?
It was somewhere. I feel like we should take up a collection for the guy.
I remember 15 years ago he was being billed as the headline of a bar in Gresham (think of the Whiskey Tango armpit of any major city you've ever been to and Gresham fits the mold well) called "The Copper Penny". And at the time, I thought..."man, really? You're Eddie Money. The Copper Penny is where high school garage bands play and Navy men go in to catch an STD. Your agent can't get you a gig at an Indian Casino?"And now this? wow....he looks worse than that Lee Greenwood cat who they rolled out during a 9/11 benefit to sing his decade old hit "Proud to be an American". He looked homeless.
No doubt about any of this. Yet I found it funny. :shrug:
 
Betting on my Rangers and the OVER 8 tonight. Los Doyers too. :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

Pickles, anyone mentioned the Gieco/Eddie Money commercial yet in your horrible commercial thread yet?
It was somewhere. I feel like we should take up a collection for the guy.
I remember 15 years ago he was being billed as the headline of a bar in Gresham (think of the Whiskey Tango armpit of any major city you've ever been to and Gresham fits the mold well) called "The Copper Penny". And at the time, I thought..."man, really? You're Eddie Money. The Copper Penny is where high school garage bands play and Navy men go in to catch an STD. Your agent can't get you a gig at an Indian Casino?"And now this? wow....he looks worse than that Lee Greenwood cat who they rolled out during a 9/11 benefit to sing his decade old hit "Proud to be an American". He looked homeless.
No doubt about any of this. Yet I found it funny. :shrug:
My objection lies more into the fact that they play this thing more than the Rodgers Double Check Discount commercial. Throttle it back...
 

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