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Hey Tanner, one of the best high school QBs in the country just committed to Fresno State.

Get to know the name Zack Greenlee.

I saw him on Trent Dilfer's Elite 11 show (a camp for the best 11 HS QBs) and he is fantastic.

 
'Raider Nation said:
Hey Tanner, one of the best high school QBs in the country just committed to Fresno State.

Get to know the name Zack Greenlee.

I saw him on Trent Dilfer's Elite 11 show (a camp for the best 11 HS QBs) and he is fantastic.
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Nice. I've heard of him but didn't know he was ranked that high.
 
30 losses in a row. Just to kick these kids in the balls a little harder, tonight the officials called back an 82yd kick return touchdown due to an inadvertent whistle.

 
'Tecumseh said:
30 losses in a row. Just to kick these kids in the balls a little harder, tonight the officials called back an 82yd kick return touchdown due to an inadvertent whistle.
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:lmao: I saw 'Last Post By' and then your name and I just knew it had to be an update on your team.
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Marvin said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Marvin said:
'SofaKings said:
FBG Venn How long has this thing been around? IB took it for a walk in the National thread.
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Odd
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Not sure how I got the be the condescending global warming guy.
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Not sure how I'm not on there. I need to be more condescending I guess.
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Yeah, that's what you need
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That's the problem with being right all the time. People mistakenly think you're being condescending.
 
My 2-year old (Bennett, who some of you probably remember from his semi-traumatic first couple weeks) is now going to be doing speech therapy because at 2 years and 2 months old he can say maybe 5 words if you stretch. He can say the first sound in a whole bunch of words and is clearly very smart (not just a parent thing, his "evaluator" said the same) and he can communicate non-verbally and/or grunt and pointally no problem, but the words just aren't coming.

 
'Frostillicus said:
My 2-year old (Bennett, who some of you probably remember from his semi-traumatic first couple weeks) is now going to be doing speech therapy because at 2 years and 2 months old he can say maybe 5 words if you stretch. He can say the first sound in a whole bunch of words and is clearly very smart (not just a parent thing, his "evaluator" said the same) and he can communicate non-verbally and/or grunt and pointally no problem, but the words just aren't coming.
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Sounds like he could hold his own in the Vice Presidential debate thread
 
'Frostillicus said:
My 2-year old (Bennett, who some of you probably remember from his semi-traumatic first couple weeks) is now going to be doing speech therapy because at 2 years and 2 months old he can say maybe 5 words if you stretch. He can say the first sound in a whole bunch of words and is clearly very smart (not just a parent thing, his "evaluator" said the same) and he can communicate non-verbally and/or grunt and pointally no problem, but the words just aren't coming.
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My nephew just went through the same thing. Now the little ******* won't ever shut up. Enjoy.
 
'Frostillicus said:
My 2-year old (Bennett, who some of you probably remember from his semi-traumatic first couple weeks) is now going to be doing speech therapy because at 2 years and 2 months old he can say maybe 5 words if you stretch. He can say the first sound in a whole bunch of words and is clearly very smart (not just a parent thing, his "evaluator" said the same) and he can communicate non-verbally and/or grunt and pointally no problem, but the words just aren't coming.
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Good luck. I'm sure that things will work out great in the hands of a professional.
 
1. Best reverse jinx ever.

2. I agree with Marvin on the slang terms for butt that reference feces in any way. Seriously what's wrong with you people?

 
'Frostillicus said:
My 2-year old (Bennett, who some of you probably remember from his semi-traumatic first couple weeks) is now going to be doing speech therapy because at 2 years and 2 months old he can say maybe 5 words if you stretch. He can say the first sound in a whole bunch of words and is clearly very smart (not just a parent thing, his "evaluator" said the same) and he can communicate non-verbally and/or grunt and pointally no problem, but the words just aren't coming.
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I couldn't talk until I was 3. I started reading at 4. He'll probably be fine, it happens.
 
10 Things Women Should Consider Before Purchasing A Firearm

1. How It Feels - The very first thing to consider is the grip of the gun. Don’t worry yet about things like brand or price; the most important thing is that it feels right in your hand, that you can imagine yourself using it if you need to. Try several guns before making any decisions.

2. Ease of Use - If this is your first time owning a gun, you’ll probably want something small, simple and easy to fire. Resist the urge to buy beyond your skill level just because it sounds nice or looks like a good deal.

3. The Time Commitment - Like everything else in your home, a gun requires upkeep in the form of attention, maintenance, cleaning, et cetera. Before you drop money on a semi-automatic and then just stick it in your closet, make sure you’re appreciative to the commitment that owning a gun really is.

4. Where You’ll Practice - There’s more to firing a gun than pulling the trigger. Even if your goal is simple self-defense, you’ll want to become proficient enough with your chosen firearm that it isn’t a liability in case of emergencies. So where will you practice? Where’s the nearest range or hunting ground? How often will you be able to visit?

5. The Cost of Ammunition - Like guns themselves, bullets come in a variety of styles for a variety of uses, and some are more expensive than others. You may consider an expensive firearm a valuable investment, but will you be willing to spend the same amount on ammunition every time you run out? Before you buy a gun, figure out where its bullets will factor in your budget.

6. Self-Defense Laws In Your State - Gone are the days when self-defense was cut and dried. These days you can be punished alongside the criminal if the courts decide you were too quick on the draw! Before you entertain visions of yourself killing a burglar like in a Lifetime movie, research your local laws and make sure that your fantasy won’t end with you in handcuffs.

7. Carrying vs. Storing - Is your gun going in a holster or a bedside dresser? If it’s the latter, make sure you have locks and other deterrents in case your kids get curious. If it’s the former, make sure you aren’t buying a man’s holster, which can be uncomfortable and downright dangerous when paired with a woman’s natural curves.

8. New Vs. Used - New guns are shiny and exciting, but sometimes the pre-owned weapon can afford the most peace of mind. You already know they’re in good working condition and have been operated successfully in the past.

9. Reliability in a Crisis - Consider a scenario where you’d actually have to use your gun. Are you sweating? Panicked? Afraid? Keep these factors in mind when trying to decide, say, whether you want a 9mm or a .38, or whether you prefer a gun with an automatic safety.

10. Permits - One of the most important parts of buying a gun is one that most women don’t even consider until they enter the shop. Are you legally allowed to own it? No two states have the same gun laws. Some require a waiting period before you can take it home; others want a permit, or restrict the number of rounds allowed in a magazine. Before you even think about purchasing a firearm, make sure you take the proper steps to protect yourself from the law and intruders.

 
'Mr Two Cents said:
10 Things Women Should Consider Before Purchasing A Firearm1. How It Feels - The very first thing to consider is the grip of the gun. Don’t worry yet about things like brand or price; the most important thing is that it feels right in your hand, that you can imagine yourself using it if you need to. Try several guns before making any decisions.2. Ease of Use - If this is your first time owning a gun, you’ll probably want something small, simple and easy to fire. Resist the urge to buy beyond your skill level just because it sounds nice or looks like a good deal.3. The Time Commitment - Like everything else in your home, a gun requires upkeep in the form of attention, maintenance, cleaning, et cetera. Before you drop money on a semi-automatic and then just stick it in your closet, make sure you’re appreciative to the commitment that owning a gun really is.4. Where You’ll Practice - There’s more to firing a gun than pulling the trigger. Even if your goal is simple self-defense, you’ll want to become proficient enough with your chosen firearm that it isn’t a liability in case of emergencies. So where will you practice? Where’s the nearest range or hunting ground? How often will you be able to visit?5. The Cost of Ammunition - Like guns themselves, bullets come in a variety of styles for a variety of uses, and some are more expensive than others. You may consider an expensive firearm a valuable investment, but will you be willing to spend the same amount on ammunition every time you run out? Before you buy a gun, figure out where its bullets will factor in your budget.6. Self-Defense Laws In Your State - Gone are the days when self-defense was cut and dried. These days you can be punished alongside the criminal if the courts decide you were too quick on the draw! Before you entertain visions of yourself killing a burglar like in a Lifetime movie, research your local laws and make sure that your fantasy won’t end with you in handcuffs.7. Carrying vs. Storing - Is your gun going in a holster or a bedside dresser? If it’s the latter, make sure you have locks and other deterrents in case your kids get curious. If it’s the former, make sure you aren’t buying a man’s holster, which can be uncomfortable and downright dangerous when paired with a woman’s natural curves.8. New Vs. Used - New guns are shiny and exciting, but sometimes the pre-owned weapon can afford the most peace of mind. You already know they’re in good working condition and have been operated successfully in the past.9. Reliability in a Crisis - Consider a scenario where you’d actually have to use your gun. Are you sweating? Panicked? Afraid? Keep these factors in mind when trying to decide, say, whether you want a 9mm or a .38, or whether you prefer a gun with an automatic safety.10. Permits - One of the most important parts of buying a gun is one that most women don’t even consider until they enter the shop. Are you legally allowed to own it? No two states have the same gun laws. Some require a waiting period before you can take it home; others want a permit, or restrict the number of rounds allowed in a magazine. Before you even think about purchasing a firearm, make sure you take the proper steps to protect yourself from the law and intruders.
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Oh, okay.
 
'Mr Two Cents said:
10 Things Women Should Consider Before Purchasing A Firearm

1. How It Feels - The very first thing to consider is the grip of the gun. Don’t worry yet about things like brand or price; the most important thing is that it feels right in your hand, that you can imagine yourself using it if you need to. Try several guns before making any decisions.

2. Ease of Use - If this is your first time owning a gun, you’ll probably want something small, simple and easy to fire. Resist the urge to buy beyond your skill level just because it sounds nice or looks like a good deal.

3. The Time Commitment - Like everything else in your home, a gun requires upkeep in the form of attention, maintenance, cleaning, et cetera. Before you drop money on a semi-automatic and then just stick it in your closet, make sure you’re appreciative to the commitment that owning a gun really is.

4. Where You’ll Practice - There’s more to firing a gun than pulling the trigger. Even if your goal is simple self-defense, you’ll want to become proficient enough with your chosen firearm that it isn’t a liability in case of emergencies. So where will you practice? Where’s the nearest range or hunting ground? How often will you be able to visit?

5. The Cost of Ammunition - Like guns themselves, bullets come in a variety of styles for a variety of uses, and some are more expensive than others. You may consider an expensive firearm a valuable investment, but will you be willing to spend the same amount on ammunition every time you run out? Before you buy a gun, figure out where its bullets will factor in your budget.

6. Self-Defense Laws In Your State - Gone are the days when self-defense was cut and dried. These days you can be punished alongside the criminal if the courts decide you were too quick on the draw! Before you entertain visions of yourself killing a burglar like in a Lifetime movie, research your local laws and make sure that your fantasy won’t end with you in handcuffs.

7. Carrying vs. Storing - Is your gun going in a holster or a bedside dresser? If it’s the latter, make sure you have locks and other deterrents in case your kids get curious. If it’s the former, make sure you aren’t buying a man’s holster, which can be uncomfortable and downright dangerous when paired with a woman’s natural curves.

8. New Vs. Used - New guns are shiny and exciting, but sometimes the pre-owned weapon can afford the most peace of mind. You already know they’re in good working condition and have been operated successfully in the past.

9. Reliability in a Crisis - Consider a scenario where you’d actually have to use your gun. Are you sweating? Panicked? Afraid? Keep these factors in mind when trying to decide, say, whether you want a 9mm or a .38, or whether you prefer a gun with an automatic safety.

10. Permits - One of the most important parts of buying a gun is one that most women don’t even consider until they enter the shop. Are you legally allowed to own it? No two states have the same gun laws. Some require a waiting period before you can take it home; others want a permit, or restrict the number of rounds allowed in a magazine. Before you even think about purchasing a firearm, make sure you take the proper steps to protect yourself from the law and intruders.
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