GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[madhatter]

My 2-year old (Bennett, who some of you probably remember from his semi-traumatic first couple weeks) is now going to be doing speech therapy because at 2 years and 2 months old he can say maybe 5 words if you stretch. He can say the first sound in a whole bunch of words and is clearly very smart (not just a parent thing, his "evaluator" said the same) and he can communicate non-verbally and/or grunt and pointally no problem, but the words just aren't coming.

My 17 month old has been in therapy for about a month now. She's not saying anything, but knows a few basic sign language signals. I guess it's helping.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Ny, det, sf, stl -- how very fresh and exciting!!!

 

[Marvin]

Bus girl getting punched from another angle. (punch comes @ about 3:00). Lots of yelling.

 

[Osaurus]

Bus girl getting punched from another angle. (punch comes @ about 3:00). Lots of yelling.

Where's the amber lamps?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive.

I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Congrats Nats.

This is how you properly execute a jinx.

Congrats Nats.

I miss SLB, what are you do with the Bart hat on?

Sent you a text last night.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

1. Best reverse jinx ever. 2. I agree with Marvin on the slang terms for butt that reference feces in any way. Seriously what's wrong with you people?

 

[Thorn]

Congrats Nats.

This is how you properly execute a jinx.

Congrats Nats.

I miss SLB, what are you do with the Bart hat on?

Sent you a text last night.

SLB was deemed too funny for the FFA. :(

 

[YSR]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Congrats Nats.

This is how you properly execute a jinx.

Congrats Nats.

I miss SLB, what are you do with the Bart hat on?

Sent you a text last night.

SLB was deemed too funny for the FFA. :(

That's too bad. He seemed like a really nice guy.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

So sorry to hear GB. Peace and love my brother. :(

 

[Stoneys]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

So sorry to hear GB. Peace and love my brother. :(

sorry :(

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So sorry to hear UH :(

 

[Sarnoff]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

So sorry to hear GB. Peace and love my brother. :(

Sorry man. :(

 

[Marvin]

Damn

 

[Uruk-Hai]

To be honest, I don't much care except that my mom may have to deal with torching (we're all big on cremation) her son. My dad has dementia. I told the lawyer to (illegal as it is) to throw my ashes into the Chesapeake Bay. Let the crabs have me and keep O'Brickis open another season.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Get back to posting cat pics, ok?

 

[Guster]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

So sorry to hear GB. Peace and love my brother. :(

wish I could post this guy but without the smiling face. So sorry to hear :(

 

[Guster]

Get back to posting cat pics, ok?

Too soon/over the line?

 

[ScottNorwood]

bummer :(

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I wished I hadn't posted. I'm certainly not a regular here. Y'all do your thing(s) and I'll laugh along with you.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Get back to posting cat pics, ok?

Too soon/over the line?

Nope - too lateBut still funny as hell

 

[Guster]

I wished I hadn't posted. I'm certainly not a regular here. Y'all do your thing(s) and I'll laugh along with you.

I'm glad you did... That's what this thread is all about. We've helped each other through the highs and lows of life, depression, loss, near-paralyzation through births, weddings and celebratory shot videos. Then there's a whole bunch of stuff in the middle. I can't imagine what you're going through right now, but I'll do something stupid if it makes your day a little brighter

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I wished I hadn't posted. I'm certainly not a regular here. Y'all do your thing(s) and I'll laugh along with you.

I'm glad you did... That's what this thread is all about. We've helped each other through the highs and lows of life, depression, loss, near-paralyzation through births, weddings and celebratory shot videos. Then there's a whole bunch of stuff in the middle. I can't imagine what you're going through right now, but I'll do something stupid if it makes your day a little brighter

Thanks. Here's the deal with me: I'm tired. I've had enough of fighting this ####. I'm 50 years old, have no kids, have ####ed my share of women who are out of my league, and have at least another share that want to "be mine". No lie. I've had enough and am ready to lie down. I have maybe a year left - gonna play as hard as I can. I'm ok with that.

 

[Guster]

I wished I hadn't posted. I'm certainly not a regular here. Y'all do your thing(s) and I'll laugh along with you.

I'm glad you did... That's what this thread is all about. We've helped each other through the highs and lows of life, depression, loss, near-paralyzation through births, weddings and celebratory shot videos. Then there's a whole bunch of stuff in the middle. I can't imagine what you're going through right now, but I'll do something stupid if it makes your day a little brighter

Thanks. Here's the deal with me: I'm tired. I've had enough of fighting this ####. I'm 50 years old, have no kids, have ####ed my share of women who are out of my league, and have at least another share that want to "be mine". No lie. I've had enough and am ready to lie down. I have maybe a year left - gonna play as hard as I can. I'm ok with that.

Hope its your best year ever

 

[Guster]

Get back to posting cat pics, ok?

My link

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Get back to posting cat pics, ok?

My link

Was gonna ask for hot chicks, but you guys would probably do this:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=chicken&num=10&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1067&bih=472&tbm=isch&tbnid=nRJO-QzpMl_sXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.motherearthnews.com/Sustainable-Farming/Best-Chicken-Breeds-For-Backyard-Flocks.aspx&docid=3N86ZCnjdRS7TM&imgurl=http://www.motherearthnews.com/uploadedImages/articles/issues/2010-04-01/chickens1.jpg&w=900&h=603&ei=QrF5UNadDs_D0AGN_YDQCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=101&vpy=126&dur=125&hovh=184&hovw=274&tx=143&ty=104&sig=115282671918135514198&page=1&tbnh=129&tbnw=200&start=0&ndsp=11&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0,i:168

 

[Tecumseh]

Bus girl getting punched from another angle. (punch comes @ about 3:00). Lots of yelling.

From the comments:

I heard you can unlock this ***** in Mortal Kombat

 

[YSR]

Uruk-Hai, I'm really sorry to hear the news. I was just telling my husband about it and he said, "isn't that the guy who was so helpful with your panic attacks?", and I told him absolutely yes. Please don't feel like you're bringing this thread down, beyond all the chat about nothing, we are all an iFamily. Come here to share whenever you want.

Now, onto the obvious question: have you started cooking meth yet?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Uruk-Hai, I'm really sorry to hear the news. I was just telling my husband about it and he said, "isn't that the guy who was so helpful with your panic attacks?", and I told him absolutely yes. Please don't feel like you're bringing this thread down, beyond all the chat about nothing, we are all an iFamily. Come here to share whenever you want. Now, onto the obvious question: have you started cooking meth yet?

Nah. I'm retired from the meth business. Heisenburg wiped me out.I'm fine, really. Keeping my hair short has made the transition easy. I've scared the bejesus out of people over the years wearing a flat top and saying I worked for the DEA (all the while spilling more dope than they'd ever do).

 

[kevzilla]

Could be worse. You could be a Longhorn fan.

 

[ScottNorwood]

It's really eerie how good my 2 year old daughter is at using an iphone. She can find sesame street videos on youtube and play games like 'the moron test' that have text instructions. She does it all by trial and error.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Could be worse. You could be a Longhorn fan.

Oh it is. I'm a Maryland fan.My name is Bill, by the way. The "Uruk-Hai" screen name seems silly now. I chose it because, somehow, I couldn't get the much-simpler "stillbill" to carry over from Ol Yeller. I just ran out of patience when choosing a new name and went to my old standby - Tolkien.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Uruk-Hai, I'm really sorry to hear the news. I was just telling my husband about it and he said, "isn't that the guy who was so helpful with your panic attacks?", and I told him absolutely yes. Please don't feel like you're bringing this thread down, beyond all the chat about nothing, we are all an iFamily. Come here to share whenever you want.



Now, onto the obvious question: have you started cooking meth yet?

Bill, I would give you a big hug if I could. But not in a gay way. Unless that's what you wanted.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

It's really eerie how good my 2 year old daughter is at using an iphone. She can find sesame street videos on youtube and play games like 'the moron test' that have text instructions. She does it all by trial and error.

Man I hear you. Cal was like that. Dylan on the other hand prefers to play a game on the iPad meant for cats.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Uruk-Hai, I'm really sorry to hear the news. I was just telling my husband about it and he said, "isn't that the guy who was so helpful with your panic attacks?", and I told him absolutely yes. Please don't feel like you're bringing this thread down, beyond all the chat about nothing, we are all an iFamily. Come here to share whenever you want.



Now, onto the obvious question: have you started cooking meth yet?

Bill, I would give you a big hug if I could. But not in a gay way. Unless that's what you wanted.

I'm the furthest thing from gay, but I'd hug you even if I was. You're dealing with more than I am.

 

[Raider Nation]

Very sorry to hear this, Bill. You're one of my favorite posters.

And here I was feeling sorry for myself for having Epididymitis (nonstop ball pain, in simplistic terms).

You sound like you are at peace. I really hope that's the case. Now go bang a few Hooters waitresses.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Very sorry to hear this, Bill. You're one of my favorite posters. And here I was feeling sorry for myself for having Epididymitis (nonstop ball pain, in simplistic terms).You sound like you are at peace. I really hope that's the case. Now go bang a few Hooters waitresses.

Thanks, RN - even if you're a Yankee fan. I'm fine and actually the "at peace" part is working. I've been catching up with some folks I wronged in the past. I feel great right now without the (coming, I know) morphine. Thankfully, I have access to what will be necessary later on. in any case, I'm still shucking and jiving.Carry on, guys & gals

 

[bentley]

T&P Bill. You mentioned never having children. If you would like to borrow a couple for a few months, I would be happy to ship them to you.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

T&P Bill. You mentioned never having children. If you would like to borrow a couple for a few months, I would be happy to ship them to you.

Appreciate it, bentRey.......but, nah.

 

[Britney Spears]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

: (

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Uruk-Hai, I'm really sorry to hear the news. I was just telling my husband about it and he said, "isn't that the guy who was so helpful with your panic attacks?", and I told him absolutely yes. Please don't feel like you're bringing this thread down, beyond all the chat about nothing, we are all an iFamily. Come here to share whenever you want. Now, onto the obvious question: have you started cooking meth yet?

I do have a favor to ask. Can you go into one of the "who's hottest" threads and give us a female's critique on what you see? Seems the guys are all over the place and I trust not a one of them.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Uruk-Hai, I'm really sorry to hear the news. I was just telling my husband about it and he said, "isn't that the guy who was so helpful with your panic attacks?", and I told him absolutely yes. Please don't feel like you're bringing this thread down, beyond all the chat about nothing, we are all an iFamily. Come here to share whenever you want. Now, onto the obvious question: have you started cooking meth yet?

I do have a favor to ask. Can you go into one of the "who's hottest" threads and give us a female's critique on what you see? Seems the guys are all over the place and I trust not a one of them.

For god sakes yes. Oh yeah, roll damn Tide.

 

[Gadzooks]

I wished I hadn't posted. I'm certainly not a regular here. Y'all do your thing(s) and I'll laugh along with you.

I'm glad you did... That's what this thread is all about. We've helped each other through the highs and lows of life, depression, loss, near-paralyzation through births, weddings and celebratory shot videos. Then there's a whole bunch of stuff in the middle. I can't imagine what you're going through right now, but I'll do something stupid if it makes your day a little brighter

Thanks. Here's the deal with me: I'm tired. I've had enough of fighting this ####. I'm 50 years old, have no kids, have ####ed my share of women who are out of my league, and have at least another share that want to "be mine". No lie. I've had enough and am ready to lie down. I have maybe a year left - gonna play as hard as I can. I'm ok with that.

Jesus I have no idea what to say. I think the way you're handling this is a testament to your character, I can't imagine what you're going through. I can give you an awkward man-hug if you'd like.Too bad the guys with hot wives in this thread seem to live forever.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Too bad the guys with hot wives in this thread seem to live forever.

I hear ya, gb. Thank the FSM we have krista and YSR to tie us over.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Not that anyone cares, but I recently reconnected with a (black) girl I dated in HS (I'm damned near as white as Forrest). I'm having lunch with her in two weeks. I've seen recent pics of her and - my God - she's still gorgeous.