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Oh, and I went to bed last night at 5:40pm. Not on purpose, but that's what happened. No wife, no baby, no sons...and I go to bed at 5:40pm. Do I know how to party or what! :excited:
that's happens when you party hard.I got to drive home 3 hours in a rainstorm.

Urban Farmer was pretty awesome, btw.
I only partied medium yesterday. But my couch is so cozy and the rain...the rain just coaxes me to sleep. Kinda nice to sleep for 12 hours. Though for some weird reason, I'm still sleepy.

And I still have this chemical taste in my mouth from the sugar free gum. I'm starting to get scared. It's been a few days now. Orbit Bubblemint Sugar Free gum...Rover, you feel like taking this case on?
:lmao: Are you sure you spit it out?
I'm sure. And I'm sure there's a billion dollar lawsuit in my future. I just ate a Harry & David pear. I'd love nothing more than the juicy goodness of the pear to linger on my tongue, but alas, all I taste is the sugar free chemical from the bright pink Orbit gum. This is probably what drove Hitler to suicide.
 
Oh, and I went to bed last night at 5:40pm. Not on purpose, but that's what happened. No wife, no baby, no sons...and I go to bed at 5:40pm. Do I know how to party or what! :excited:
that's happens when you party hard.I got to drive home 3 hours in a rainstorm.

Urban Farmer was pretty awesome, btw.
I only partied medium yesterday. But my couch is so cozy and the rain...the rain just coaxes me to sleep. Kinda nice to sleep for 12 hours. Though for some weird reason, I'm still sleepy.

And I still have this chemical taste in my mouth from the sugar free gum. I'm starting to get scared. It's been a few days now. Orbit Bubblemint Sugar Free gum...Rover, you feel like taking this case on?
:lmao: Are you sure you spit it out?
I'm sure. And I'm sure there's a billion dollar lawsuit in my future. I just ate a Harry & David pear. I'd love nothing more than the juicy goodness of the pear to linger on my tongue, but alas, all I taste is the sugar free chemical from the bright pink Orbit gum. This is probably what drove Hitler to suicide.
Pretty sure it was the George Bush comparisons.
 
Oh, and I went to bed last night at 5:40pm. Not on purpose, but that's what happened. No wife, no baby, no sons...and I go to bed at 5:40pm. Do I know how to party or what! :excited:
that's happens when you party hard.I got to drive home 3 hours in a rainstorm.

Urban Farmer was pretty awesome, btw.
I only partied medium yesterday. But my couch is so cozy and the rain...the rain just coaxes me to sleep. Kinda nice to sleep for 12 hours. Though for some weird reason, I'm still sleepy.

And I still have this chemical taste in my mouth from the sugar free gum. I'm starting to get scared. It's been a few days now. Orbit Bubblemint Sugar Free gum...Rover, you feel like taking this case on?
:lmao: Are you sure you spit it out?
I'm sure. And I'm sure there's a billion dollar lawsuit in my future. I just ate a Harry & David pear. I'd love nothing more than the juicy goodness of the pear to linger on my tongue, but alas, all I taste is the sugar free chemical from the bright pink Orbit gum. This is probably what drove Hitler to suicide.
Pretty sure it was the George Bush comparisons.
Pretty sure it was when he was permabanned from the FFA/found out Otis was getting married.
 
I have a Bulgarian facebook friend that posts in Bulgarian, so I used the google translator over the weekend to do the same.I imagine it comes across somewhat like a Julio message. At least I hope so.
I sold an iPhone to some Bulgarian guy who added me as a friend on Facebook. The posts were hilarious. Mostly he would post pics of him on a motorcycle or pointing out exotic cars on the street. He also liked to post pics of women with loose morals.
 
My wife decided to take the dog to a different groom today for a much needed bath. The issue being she didn't think the gal that was doing it was friendly enough and $45 for a bath seemed really expensive.

New place charged us $70. :hot:
But hey, we got this cool keepsake!

 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
I have a Bulgarian facebook friend that posts in Bulgarian, so I used the google translator over the weekend to do the same.I imagine it comes across somewhat like a Julio message. At least I hope so.
I sold an iPhone to some Bulgarian guy who added me as a friend on Facebook. The posts were hilarious. Mostly he would post pics of him on a motorcycle or pointing out exotic cars on the street. He also liked to post pics of women with loose morals.
:thumbup:Big fan of the Bulgarians.
 
$75 to wash a dog? WTFJust hose him down, no?
I'm in the wrong business. I bet I could wash 100 dogs by lunch.
The hardest part is getting the dogs in the bathtub.
This is where being Shrek-sized comes in handy.When I first met my GF she had a pit bull that was about 15 years old that she'd only had for a bit after a friend died. The first nail clipping for that guy was the ultimate showdown. Good times. We got to be good buds though for the few months he had left. R.I.P. Muggsy.Edit: lol at Uncle Rico.
 
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My wife decided to take the dog to a different groom today for a much needed bath. The issue being she didn't think the gal that was doing it was friendly enough and $45 for a bath seemed really expensive.

New place charged us $70. :hot:
But hey, we got this cool keepsake!
Fido's giving off some real negative body language toward that Jack-o-Lantern.;goodposting:
 
My wife decided to take the dog to a different groom today for a much needed bath. The issue being she didn't think the gal that was doing it was friendly enough and $45 for a bath seemed really expensive.

New place charged us $70. :hot:
But hey, we got this cool keepsake!

I pay $150 every six weeks to get my two standard poodles groomed and clip the toenails of my rat terrier.
 
My wife decided to take the dog to a different groom today for a much needed bath. The issue being she didn't think the gal that was doing it was friendly enough and $45 for a bath seemed really expensive.

New place charged us $70. :hot:
But hey, we got this cool keepsake!
I pay $150 every six weeks to get my two standard poodles groomed and clip the toenails of my rat terrier. :shock:
 
My wife decided to take the dog to a different groom today for a much needed bath. The issue being she didn't think the gal that was doing it was friendly enough and $45 for a bath seemed really expensive.

New place charged us $70. :hot:
But hey, we got this cool keepsake!
I pay $150 every six weeks to get my two standard poodles groomed and clip the toenails of my rat terrier.
:shock: Poodles are bigass dogs. And since they do not shed, it means their hair just grows and grows like a human.
 
$75 to wash a dog? WTF

Just hose him down, no?
I'm in the wrong business. I bet I could wash 100 dogs by lunch.
The hardest part is getting the dogs in the bathtub.
This is where being Shrek-sized comes in handy.
:confused: I would think that this would make it harder to get the dogs in the bathtub.
Is this a euphemism like "sub in the pants" or are you being literal?
 
$75 to wash a dog? WTF

Just hose him down, no?
I'm in the wrong business. I bet I could wash 100 dogs by lunch.
The hardest part is getting the dogs in the bathtub.
This is where being Shrek-sized comes in handy.
:confused: I would think that this would make it harder to get the dogs in the bathtub.
Is this a euphemism like "sub in the pants" or are you being literal?
Not sure what "sub in the pants means" but "dogs in the bathtub" is a euphemism. I sometimes forget that some of you punks weren't around for old school :e:/poker chat.Oh and the urban dictionary definition is wrong.

 
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Mad Men

POPULARITY: Defined AMC; first season premiered to less than a million viewers, but fifth season premiere almost quadrupled that; Netflix paid $1 million per episode for streaming rights. Inspired Banana Republic clothing line and spike in mid-century fashion, in general.

FACEBOOK FOLLOWERS: 2.2 million

TWITTER FOLLOWERS: 112,000

FAN NICKNAME: Too cool for that.

MAIN HANGOUTS: The essential Basket of Kisses, Footnotes of Mad Men

AVERAGE DEMOGRAPHIC: Rich people. Almost half of Mad Men's viewers make more than $100,000 per year. A MM fan likely season-passes all the edgy cable dramas, too: If they are talking about Don Draper, they're likely still talking about Omar Little, Walter White, and Tony Soprano too.

DEVOTIONAL PROFILE: Mad Men fans watch and re-watch episodes, deconstructing the show on multiple levels. They can pick a moment — say, a shot of a weeping, bereft Don — and transform it into a goofy meme (Sad Don Draper) literally overnight. They spot and revel in recurring moments or behaviors, creating such rallying points as Pete Campbell's #####face, or a music video of Pete getting punched. (And plenty of non-Pete stuff too.) But these examples belie the great seriousness with which these devotees can pore over and analyze the show, with a level of inquiry that borders on the Talmudic. There are college courses, meticulous fashion blogging, and a dozen podcasts. Late every Sunday night, the Internet is turned upside down and shaken to find the historical touchstones from that evening's episode. Every imaginable outlet recaps the show, and viewers devour many of them per episode, searching for the writer who "gets it" in the same way they do.

Being a Mad Men fan is like part of your identity: It reflects well on you, and it makes you part of an elite, discerning club. It's no surprise that many are still using those "Mad Men Yourself" avatars as their Facebook and Twitter profile pics. And, appropriately, Mad Men fans also show their love the way any good ad man would want them to: with buying power. After Jessica Paré sang "Zou Bisou Bisou" on the show's fifth-season premiere, the show put out her performance as a 7-inch. And people totally bought it.
http://www.vulture.com/2012/10/25-most-devoted-fans.html?mid=nymag_press#photo=1x00019
 
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$75 to wash a dog? WTF

Just hose him down, no?
I'm in the wrong business. I bet I could wash 100 dogs by lunch.
The hardest part is getting the dogs in the bathtub.
This is where being Shrek-sized comes in handy.
:confused: I would think that this would make it harder to get the dogs in the bathtub.
Is this a euphemism like "sub in the pants" or are you being literal?
Not sure what "sub in the pants means" but "dogs in the bathtub" is a euphemism. I sometimes forget that some of you punks weren't around for old school :e:/poker chat.Oh and the urban dictionary definition is wrong.
You've been on my AOL IM contact list for the past 8 years :shrug: and :lmao: at urban dictionary

eta: YSR likes to have a sub in her pants at the movies

 
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$75 to wash a dog? WTF

Just hose him down, no?
I'm in the wrong business. I bet I could wash 100 dogs by lunch.
The hardest part is getting the dogs in the bathtub.
This is where being Shrek-sized comes in handy.
:confused: I would think that this would make it harder to get the dogs in the bathtub.
Is this a euphemism like "sub in the pants" or are you being literal?
Not sure what "sub in the pants means" but "dogs in the bathtub" is a euphemism. I sometimes forget that some of you punks weren't around for old school :e:/poker chat.Oh and the urban dictionary definition is wrong.
Side bar:From Urban Dictionary - "boo ya" - an exclaimation uttered by a black man after removing his nuts from a woman's #######

This stems from a clip from a porn that was going around years ago. Clip at :e:

 
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Interesting. So I'm in Mad Men's target demographic and the ad business but not self-important enough to be overwhelmed by it.

Also, I had a 12 pack at the golf course. I think Angrywife may have noticed when I got home.

 
As a Broncos fan that, having lived in Houston for the last 15 years, has adopted the Texans as my #2 team, I can't tell you how happy I am getting to watch Trindon Holliday's magical returns another week.

 
Interesting. So I'm in Mad Men's target demographic and the ad business but not self-important enough to be overwhelmed by it.Also, I had a 12 pack at the golf course. I think Angrywife may have noticed when I got home.
It takes a few episodes to realize its not just a gimmick. Draper has more to him than meets the eye.
 

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