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[krista4]

I'm here for the Julio posts.

I could try to get Julio posts to address "renovation chat" for the best of both worlds, if you'd like.

I only wish I had Julio's opinion on the ceiling fan that Tre installed in the dark."My lovely Krista boss,

The fan it is nice, the way that he put it, with the lamp. To make use of, the screw, it flew from the hand to the air! I miss you cannot wait see. My dear Krista."

I think my hat size is 7-1/2. Giant melon.

Here is Julio and a virgin instead.

So that's where Lance Moore has been this season

Uncanny.And Julio is actually thinner than that picture might appear.

 

[krista4]

How does Julio get any work done with all the emailing? Please tell Julio I love him, Boss Krista.

And every e-mail I've posted has been within the last seven days, and represents about half of the total. Answer: I don't know. I can't keep up with the e-mails.

 

[SofaKings]

Can Julio come to panama city in december and drive me around?

 

[Tiger Fan]

do you think he's using a web translator or is his english/grammar just that bad?

 

[Hector Salamanca]

7 3/8 is a pretty big head size, isn't it? Let's talk about Julio's melon.

I think TRE's like a 9 1/2.

He's the reason that non-fitted hats are now "One Size Fits Most."

 

[krista4]

Can Julio come to panama city in december and drive me around?

Julio would be THRILLED to come and drive you if he can. Not kidding.

do you think he's using a web translator or is his english/grammar just that bad?

No, he's been working on his written English and tells me that he carefully checks every word so it is perfect (he really believes this). We laugh about these e-mails, but he's entirely self-taught and trying to get better at his English and would laugh right along with us at his mistakes. His spoken English isn't bad, but he says things now and then that are hilarious and I spend a lot of time gently teaching him, and he helps me with Spanish (and his English is much better than my self-taught Spanish). Uruk-Hai-Bill will meet him in about six weeks and can testify to what an awesome guy he is, and he would be super-good-natured about the teasing as we do it in person, too.The thing is every time we see him he claims his English is getting better and is so excited about it that we have to agree with him and compliment him. But I can never see any difference.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Can Julio come to panama city in december and drive me around?

Julio would be THRILLED to come and drive you if he can. Not kidding.

do you think he's using a web translator or is his english/grammar just that bad?

No, he's been working on his written English and tells me that he carefully checks every word so it is perfect (he really believes this). We laugh about these e-mails, but he's entirely self-taught and trying to get better at his English and would laugh right along with us at his mistakes. His spoken English isn't bad, but he says things now and then that are hilarious and I spend a lot of time gently teaching him, and he helps me with Spanish (and his English is much better than my self-taught Spanish). Uruk-Hai-Bill will meet him in about six weeks and can testify to what an awesome guy he is, and he would be super-good-natured about the teasing as we do it in person, too.The thing is every time we see him he claims his English is getting better and is so excited about it that we have to agree with him and compliment him. But I can never see any difference.

 

[UOFI_316]

Hot off the presses!

Hello, Well first of all, let me explain to you that your emails never bother me,

It's the opposite and I am glad to hear from you

at any time, day and time.

About the money apologies and I did not know why only three hundred to take after take, but again you apologize.

About the number 3 and 3.1.

Is that I have only the name of the client, which we visited on Thursday, but I have no mail from the guy who comes and time of flight will arrive in Nicaragua.

Then I asked you if I could send mail sir.

So I would write to the person coming to Nicaragua.

and if the need tranfers or something else.

I hope you understand I found.

I was this afternoon in palomaa house,

i was taking out the trash, and bringing the barber for Mr. kenette. you do not worry about anything everything is perfect

Pd. About Photo of the sofa cushions, I will send it to you, just hope you like it.

Miss u

julio

I can only imagine the look as the your next renter gets an email directly from Julio trying to ask when they will be arriving in Nicaragua and if they need a ride somewhere.

 

[PV14]

Can I rent Julio?

 

[jwp]

So I have reason to believe the commisioner of one of my fantasy leagues is cheating. I have loads of circumstantial evidence but I don't have the smoking gun. I also have reason to believe the guy is a regular contributor to the FFA. Anyone think it's threadworthy? I've never started a thread here.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So I have reason to believe the commisioner of one of my fantasy leagues is cheating. I have loads of circumstantial evidence but I don't have the smoking gun. I also have reason to believe the guy is a regular contributor to the FFA. Anyone think it's threadworthy? I've never started a thread here.

Call him out. We'll send in troops if need be.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Can Julio come to panama city in december and drive me around?

Julio would be THRILLED to come and drive you if he can. Not kidding.

do you think he's using a web translator or is his english/grammar just that bad?

No, he's been working on his written English and tells me that he carefully checks every word so it is perfect (he really believes this). We laugh about these e-mails, but he's entirely self-taught and trying to get better at his English and would laugh right along with us at his mistakes. His spoken English isn't bad, but he says things now and then that are hilarious and I spend a lot of time gently teaching him, and he helps me with Spanish (and his English is much better than my self-taught Spanish). Uruk-Hai-Bill will meet him in about six weeks and can testify to what an awesome guy he is, and he would be super-good-natured about the teasing as we do it in person, too.The thing is every time we see him he claims his English is getting better and is so excited about it that we have to agree with him and compliment him. But I can never see any difference.

And he's an Orioles' fan, too Did Mr K4 send him an Os hat already? If I think about it, I'll get one to take with me.

 

[Gadzooks]

This afternoon I got home from work and my daughter asked me, "How do you say taco in Spanish" so I said it's just taco in both languages. Later when my wife got home my daughter counted to five in Spanish in front of us and my wife said, "It must be something they're doing at school, she's obsessed with Spanish lately." I mentioned how she asked me how to say taco and my wife said, "She asked me that one too. I had to google it."

Your wife is hot.

 

[Guster]

This afternoon I got home from work and my daughter asked me, "How do you say taco in Spanish" so I said it's just taco in both languages. Later when my wife got home my daughter counted to five in Spanish in front of us and my wife said, "It must be something they're doing at school, she's obsessed with Spanish lately." I mentioned how she asked me how to say taco and my wife said, "She asked me that one too. I had to google it."

Your wife is hot.

 

[Guster]

Hot off the presses!

Hello, Well first of all, let me explain to you that your emails never bother me,It's the opposite and I am glad to hear from youat any time, day and time.About the money apologies and I did not know why only three hundred to take after take, but again you apologize.About the number 3 and 3.1.Is that I have only the name of the client, which we visited on Thursday, but I have no mail from the guy who comes and time of flight will arrive in Nicaragua.Then I asked you if I could send mail sir.So I would write to the person coming to Nicaragua.and if the need tranfers or something else.I hope you understand I found.I was this afternoon in palomaa house,i was taking out the trash, and bringing the barber for Mr. kenette. you do not worry about anything everything is perfectPd. About Photo of the sofa cushions, I will send it to you, just hope you like it.Miss u julio

Not gonna lie, the "miss u" and "love u" stuff would probably creep me out a little

 

[heckmanm]

I admit I haven't watched much NFL this year. What the #### is going on with these skin-tight see through pants?

Also uniform-related. Am I the only one who thinks the new jerseys look like this?edit - fixed link

 

[Otis]

Updates?

 

[Tiger Fan]

so it is threadworthy? I am going to give him at least one more day to trade me Peyton off his dummy team. I have communicated to him this will buy my silence but all day today he has staunchly denied everything...

oh so you're cheating too.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

so it is threadworthy? I am going to give him at least one more day to trade me Peyton off his dummy team. I have communicated to him this will buy my silence but all day today he has staunchly denied everything...

oh so you're cheating too.

Yeah, you're kind of ceding the moral high ground here.

 

[The Charlie Hustlers]

paint we bought this summer has primer in it.

Anyone actually use any of this yet? I'm pretty skeptical.

Yes. It's pretty good. We had some horrible semi glossy in our kitchen that covered up nicely. It's worth it when you don't have to spend on doing multiple coats.

 

[The Charlie Hustlers]

paint we bought this summer has primer in it.

Anyone actually use any of this yet? I'm pretty skeptical.

I've used paint with primer before, but only to cover light colored paint. For covering up something dark, I wouldn't trust paint with primer. I'd make the effort to do the steps separately.

We covered a dark red with a light marigold. One coat.

 

[jwp]

so it is threadworthy? I am going to give him at least one more day to trade me Peyton off his dummy team. I have communicated to him this will buy my silence but all day today he has staunchly denied everything...

oh so you're cheating too.

Yeah, you're kind of ceding the moral high ground here.

Here's the way I see it. The guy drafted 3 elite qbs, I'm guessing just to keep other teams from getting them and put a premium on qbs. I got stuck with crap. I get Manning and he can keep his little secret. He's really cheated everyone in the league though and the whole thing is screwed up because of him. Here's the kicker...what he did is an elaborate scheme so he can get freaking kick and punt returners, lol.

 

[Ignoramus]

7 3/8 is a pretty big head size, isn't it?

NO!

 

[Frostillicus]

so it is threadworthy? I am going to give him at least one more day to trade me Peyton off his dummy team. I have communicated to him this will buy my silence but all day today he has staunchly denied everything...

oh so you're cheating too.

Yeah, you're kind of ceding the moral high ground here.

Here's the way I see it. The guy drafted 3 elite qbs, I'm guessing just to keep other teams from getting them and put a premium on qbs. I got stuck with crap. I get Manning and he can keep his little secret. He's really cheated everyone in the league though and the whole thing is screwed up because of him. Here's the kicker...what he did is an elaborate scheme so he can get freaking kick and punt returners, lol.

Need more info.

 

[Frostillicus]

This afternoon I got home from work and my daughter asked me, "How do you say taco in Spanish" so I said it's just taco in both languages. Later when my wife got home my daughter counted to five in Spanish in front of us and my wife said, "It must be something they're doing at school, she's obsessed with Spanish lately." I mentioned how she asked me how to say taco and my wife said, "She asked me that one too. I had to google it."

Your wife is hot.

Lucky thing for her.

 

[Thorn]

so it is threadworthy? I am going to give him at least one more day to trade me Peyton off his dummy team. I have communicated to him this will buy my silence but all day today he has staunchly denied everything...

oh so you're cheating too.

Yeah, you're kind of ceding the moral high ground here.

Here's the way I see it. The guy drafted 3 elite qbs, I'm guessing just to keep other teams from getting them and put a premium on qbs. I got stuck with crap. I get Manning and he can keep his little secret. He's really cheated everyone in the league though and the whole thing is screwed up because of him. Here's the kicker...what he did is an elaborate scheme so he can get freaking kick and punt returners, lol.

oh so you're cheating too.

 

[jwp]

what's the proper thing to do? Just post a message on the league board I guess?

I guess 2 wrongs don't make a right.

 

[Ignoramus]

what's the proper thing to do? Just post a message on the league board I guess?I guess 2 wrongs don't make a right.

It depends. Are you mad that he's cheating or are you mad that you're not benefitting from the cheating?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

so it is threadworthy? I am going to give him at least one more day to trade me Peyton off his dummy team. I have communicated to him this will buy my silence but all day today he has staunchly denied everything...

oh so you're cheating too.

No. He's not cheating. He's extorting. BIG difference.

 

[jwp]

what's the proper thing to do? Just post a message on the league board I guess?I guess 2 wrongs don't make a right.

It depends. Are you mad that he's cheating or are you mad that you're not benefitting from the cheating?

Both...

 

[Captain Quinoa]

paint we bought this summer has primer in it.

Anyone actually use any of this yet? I'm pretty skeptical.

Painted Bronk Jr's nursery with paint/primer mix this summer. I painted over a pretty dark tan wall with blue and green and it turned out pretty well

nice beaver

 

[Ignoramus]

paint we bought this summer has primer in it.

Anyone actually use any of this yet? I'm pretty skeptical.

Painted Bronk Jr's nursery with paint/primer mix this summer. I painted over a pretty dark tan wall with blue and green and it turned out pretty well

nice beaver

"Thank you. I just had it stuffed."

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

so it is threadworthy? I am going to give him at least one more day to trade me Peyton off his dummy team. I have communicated to him this will buy my silence but all day today he has staunchly denied everything...

oh so you're cheating too.

Yeah, you're kind of ceding the moral high ground here.

Here's the way I see it. The guy drafted 3 elite qbs, I'm guessing just to keep other teams from getting them and put a premium on qbs. I got stuck with crap. I get Manning and he can keep his little secret. He's really cheated everyone in the league though and the whole thing is screwed up because of him. Here's the kicker...what he did is an elaborate scheme so he can get freaking kick and punt returners, lol.

Need more info.

Yes, I want more details of the alleged scheme and evidence please.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Got my first Julio e-mail.

Hello Mr. Bill.

First of all my name is Julio Jaime am the property manager Mrs. Krista.

Thank you very much for having heard good things about me. I will do everything possible for you to take that impression of me.

Well I wonder if you already have someone pick you up at the airport, if not so, I am available for you to pick it up or for any tours you want to do in our country.

Thank you very much for your time.

I hope we stay in touch and have a response from you.

I wish you good day.

Julio Jaime

 

[jwp]

Just asked him to change his settings to where I can see his settings and compare them to the dummy team. We will see if he gives them. (I'm not counting on it)

Here is just some general details of the scheme. Team B (his dummy team) will pick up different kick return prospects that he doesn't have room for on his main team (I'll call team A). Earlier in the year for example team B picked up some obscure Jax receivers no one has ever heard of. He will move the return guys to his main team and get them through waivers. He set up the scoring in the league to allow kick returners to be able to score like RB1s or WR1s. I have found out through some postings he's made in the shark pool he has developed elaborate algorithms which allow him to forecast how a returner will fare.

Team B let go a few days ago 2 Raven KRs. Team A had #1 waiver and claimed Jacoby Jones. Awful weird time for team B to waive the guy....seeing as how the Ravens have the #32 and #31 touchback percentage teams coming up on their schedule. This from a team that has picked up numerous kick return guys all year and seems to really care about them, then waive them at that time? Lol

 

[BigJohn]

Just asked him to change his settings to where I can see his settings and compare them to the dummy team. We will see if he gives them. (I'm not counting on it)

Here is just some general details of the scheme. Team B (his dummy team) will pick up different kick return prospects that he doesn't have room for on his main team (I'll call team A). Earlier in the year for example team B picked up some obscure Jax receivers no one has ever heard of. He will move the return guys to his main team and get them through waivers. He set up the scoring in the league to allow kick returners to be able to score like RB1s or WR1s. I have found out through some postings he's made in the shark pool he has developed elaborate algorithms which allow him to forecast how a returner will fare. Team B let go a few days ago 2 Raven KRs. Team A had #1 waiver and claimed Jacoby Jones. Awful weird time for team B to waive the guy....seeing as how the Ravens have the #32 and #31 touchback percentage teams coming up on their schedule. This from a team that has picked up numerous kick return guys all year and seems to really care about them, then waive them at that time? Lol

Jesus H Christ.

 

[Sarnoff]

Is it MOP?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Is it MOP?

all that pizza math paid off

 

[Ignoramus]

Is it MOP?

Please see bolded:

Just asked him to change his settings to where I can see his settings and compare them to the dummy team. We will see if he gives them. (I'm not counting on it)

Here is just some general details of the scheme. Team B (his dummy team) will pick up different kick return prospects that he doesn't have room for on his main team (I'll call team A). Earlier in the year for example team B picked up some obscure Jax receivers no one has ever heard of. He will move the return guys to his main team and get them through waivers. He set up the scoring in the league to allow kick returners to be able to score like RB1s or WR1s. I have found out through some postings he's made in the shark pool he has developed elaborate algorithms which allow him to forecast how a returner will fare. Team B let go a few days ago 2 Raven KRs. Team A had #1 waiver and claimed Jacoby Jones. Awful weird time for team B to waive the guy....seeing as how the Ravens have the #32 and #31 touchback percentage teams coming up on their schedule. This from a team that has picked up numerous kick return guys all year and seems to really care about them, then waive them at that time? Lol

Jesus H Christ.

 

[charvik]

Can we have less Magic the Gathering talk and more Julio emails, please? There's an entire forum dedicated to that crap, HTH.

 

[jwp]

First part of message the guy just sent in my response to asking for him to make his leagues public (minus the 2nd paragraph which is about trading):

====================================================================

Sorry, can't do it. We've had issues in the past of one person in a league having their profile set to public, and the entire league's email addresses are compromised, resulting in everyone ending up on spam "join my league" lists and worse. I've been playing over 12 years, and in several of the leagues I work with / am family members or friends with the other managers and I won't expose their information that way. If that makes you "suspicious" of something, then so be it. I again recommend you go ahead and check whatever transactions or trades you think implicate me in some sort of scheme. My hands are clean, and if you do whatever research you need to, my guess is you'll come to the same conclusion.

 

[jwp]

And its not MoP lol

 

[jwp]

Oct 13 9:58pm Deonte Thompson (Bal - WR)  Drop Waivers Fantasy Stud Muffin (team B)

Oct 13 9:56pm Jacoby Jones (Bal - WR)  Drop Waivers Fantasy Stud Muffin (team B)

Oct 16 5:23am Jacoby Jones (Bal - WR)  Add Waivers (team A) JB

 

[pricklypete]

fascinating

 

[Marvin]

I am totally lost and I really don't care.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I haven't seen suspense like this since Hitchcock directed Who Moved My Cheese?

 

[krista4]

Got my first Julio e-mail.

Hello Mr. Bill.

First of all my name is Julio Jaime am the property manager Mrs. Krista.

Thank you very much for having heard good things about me. I will do everything possible for you to take that impression of me.

Well I wonder if you already have someone pick you up at the airport, if not so, I am available for you to pick it up or for any tours you want to do in our country.

Thank you very much for your time.

I hope we stay in touch and have a response from you.

I wish you good day.

Julio Jaime

Shockingly normal. By the way, he is a Yankees fan but for whatever reason wanted the Orioles hat.Have no fear--I'm here to help! This is the first one I received this morning:

Good morning dear krista.

I have received your mail, for YOUR friends which is they come to Nicaragua from 8 to 15 December don,t worry about it ., I personally help your friends in all that they needed.

I will be sending an email to them to get the order for transfers or tours.

As always I will do everything possible to put your name and best property in heaven.

Thank you very much for the info

LOVE

Julio

Guster, you'd have to know Julio to understand why all the love and stuff is no big deal. He's exactly the same way with Mr. krista.SofaKings! Realized I did not respond re cat e-mails. Haven't had any for quite a while but saw on LinkedIn that apparently she got a job. The human, not the cat (I think).

 

[Uruk-Hai]

More from Senor Julio (& more in line with those kista's posted):

Hi Mr. bill again.

For the Managua airport, is not difficult, it is very easy,

only two doors I'll be in one of the two, the two doors are completely close one after the other.

I am with a paper with his name.

Just let me know, with which company you travel flights. and time of flight.

And because of the quick answer, I try to be always available for customers.

Julio Jaime.

 

[YSR]

I'd like to make a formal request for Julio to attend the GMTAN cornhole.

 

[YSR]

And also Hock Meng Tay.