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[Marvin]

At the Tilted Kilt to meet an old college buddy for a late lunch. Definitely feeling like a creepy old man.

I got that beat. Wife and I went into the TK about 4 years ago. The server turned out to my principal's daughter and a former student. I couldn't even look at her.

I thought the servers didn't get nude?

They don't but it was close enough.

 

[bentley]

At the Tilted Kilt to meet an old college buddy for a late lunch. Definitely feeling like a creepy old man.

I got that beat. Wife and I went into the TK about 4 years ago. The server turned out to my principal's daughter and a former student. I couldn't even look at her.

Oof. Mostly I just wish this guy would show up so I wasn't sitting here alone in the middle of the restaurant. Should have taken a seat in the bar.

 

[General Malaise]

considering your home improvement record I'm not sure it's advisable for you to deal with wiring...

Technically, I shouldn't even be using a paint brush.

I also bought a thatching blade for my mower last week, actually put it on the mower and went out to thatch my front yard. One tiny little problem was that I hadn't watered the front yard since July. And it didn't rain for like 10 weeks or something. One more little issue was that I set the thatcher a little too low. So essentially, at 4pm in the afternoon on October 11th, I created the great Judy Street Dust Storm that covered my neighbors car completely and sent one of the neighbor ladies running into her house because of allergies or some such. When I got done, I looked like a coal mine worker from 1954. But hey, I just noticed some new green sprouts this week after the rains came.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

At the Tilted Kilt to meet an old college buddy for a late lunch. Definitely feeling like a creepy old man.

I got that beat. Wife and I went into the TK about 4 years ago. The server turned out to my principal's daughter and a former student. I couldn't even look at her.

I thought the servers didn't get nude?

They don't but it was close enough.

Would it be awkward if a former student was a bouncer? Or a DJ?

 

[Marvin]

At the Tilted Kilt to meet an old college buddy for a late lunch. Definitely feeling like a creepy old man.

I got that beat. Wife and I went into the TK about 4 years ago. The server turned out to my principal's daughter and a former student. I couldn't even look at her.

Oof. Mostly I just wish this guy would show up so I wasn't sitting here alone in the middle of the restaurant. Should have taken a seat in the bar.

I'm pretty sure they're used to it. Just keep both hands above the table.

 

[Marvin]

At the Tilted Kilt to meet an old college buddy for a late lunch. Definitely feeling like a creepy old man.

I got that beat. Wife and I went into the TK about 4 years ago. The server turned out to my principal's daughter and a former student. I couldn't even look at her.

I thought the servers didn't get nude?

They don't but it was close enough.

Would it be awkward if a former student was a bouncer? Or a DJ?

No. Have you ever seen what the servers at TK wear?

 

[charvik]

At the Tilted Kilt to meet an old college buddy for a late lunch. Definitely feeling like a creepy old man.

I got that beat. Wife and I went into the TK about 4 years ago. The server turned out to my principal's daughter and a former student. I couldn't even look at her.

I thought the servers didn't get nude?

They don't but it was close enough.

Would it be awkward if a former student was a bouncer? Or a DJ?

Did the bouncer/DJ bend over by the table and moan: Spank me dirty professor?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

The Google street view car drove past me three times on my walk this afternoon. Pickles, how long until they load that info?

28.57 days

oof

 

[Kraft...]

Latest teacher student scandal see barstool sports(look later)

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I was hanging out with a my tiny Filipina friend this week for dinner and she mentioned that she has never been to a strip club before an really wants to check one out. I play it cool and tell her I'd be glad to take her to one, but we'd have to go as a couple because we'd get better dances and "service" from the girls there. On the inside I'm jumpy&quo but I don't dwell on the subject so the conversation segues to other things.

As we parted ways after eating she reminded me that we would be going to a strip club soon and I reasure that'd I'd make it happen.

I've never been with a girl before. Need advice. I'll hang up and listen.

ETA: before anyone asks, she looka like this.

Notice this hasn't been answered. Very, very, hot.First, I don't go to strip clubs anymore unless I'm with Mrs. SLB. (See my Vegas story) We also don't go all that much, particularly since those other two liabilities were born.

My :twocents: (and there are other here that are pros compared to me.)

1. Don't forget this is about her. Find out what type of girls she thinks is hot.

2. Tip or do whatever you can to get a nice table. Don't be creepy I can't get laid guy at the rail.

3. Get lap dance from hottest type of girl for her you can. Try not to stare.

4. Profit

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Nice knowing you Kraft Individually Wrapped Singles

 

[General Malaise]

NSFW, look laterLatest teacher banging a student

 

[Bogart]

NSFW, look later

:slowclap:Quite the curtains she has. Nice hardwood floors.Where the #### were these teachers when I was in school?? They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

 

[Kraft...]

Nice knowing you Kraft Individually Wrapped Singles

 

[Marvin]

I've never been with a girl before.

My link

 

[Mr. Pickles]

They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

Things that Wheelhouse would say.

 

[Marvin]

They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

Things that Wheelhouse would say.

"Hit me with that stick, you crazy Mexican!""Um...um...things Angie Dickinson would say!"

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Nice knowing you Kraft Individually Wrapped Singles

What? It has. Obviously I've been around long enough to know that was you OSN.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

Things that Wheelhouse would say.

"Hit me with that stick, you crazy Mexican!""Um...um...things Angie Dickinson would say!"

"This is a hot spicy little number..""Rita Moreno!"

 

[Marvin]

They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

Things that Wheelhouse would say.

"Hit me with that stick, you crazy Mexican!""Um...um...things Angie Dickinson would say!"

"This is a hot spicy little number..""Rita Moreno!"

"we're talking the ultimate piece of meat, babe..."

 

[Bogart]

They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

Things that Wheelhouse would say.

 

[Kraft...]

NSFW, look later

:slowclap:Quite the curtains she has. Nice hardwood floors.Where the #### were these teachers when I was in school?? They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

Sick body, unreal

 

[Kraft...]

Nice knowing you Kraft Individually Wrapped Singles

What? It has. Obviously I've been around long enough to know that was you OSN.

Thought you were forewarning a ban

 

[General Malaise]

NSFW, look later

:slowclap:Quite the curtains she has. Nice hardwood floors.Where the #### were these teachers when I was in school?? They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

Sick body, unreal

Good looking lady, that's for sure. What was she embarrassed about?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

NSFW, look later

:slowclap:Quite the curtains she has. Nice hardwood floors.Where the #### were these teachers when I was in school?? They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

Sick body, unreal

Good looking lady, that's for sure. What was she embarrassed about?

That she hooked up with a goon who pasted her pictures on the internet.I'd never do that to her. Repeat. Never. I, Idiot Boxer, would NEVER, EVER, EVER, humiliate such a beautiful woman in such a way. [tag: teacher/student/substitute/sex/scandal/puppy dogs/twitter/school/fired/ham sandwich/hot/desperate]

 

[Marvin]

Tre married yet?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Go to barstool sports dot com and you should be able to find them.

 

[General Malaise]

NSFW, look later

:slowclap:Quite the curtains she has. Nice hardwood floors.Where the #### were these teachers when I was in school?? They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

Sick body, unreal

Good looking lady, that's for sure. What was she embarrassed about?

That she hooked up with a goon who pasted her pictures on the internet.I'd never do that to her. Repeat. Never. I, Idiot Boxer, would NEVER, EVER, EVER, humiliate such a beautiful woman in such a way. [tag: teacher/student/substitute/sex/scandal/puppy dogs/twitter/school/fired/ham sandwich/hot/desperate]

I missed the link to this photo. I'll take a PM. TIA.

anna michelle walters + google

 

[ScottNorwood]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America

 

[Frostillicus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America

I spent way too much time reading this.

 

[ScottNorwood]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America

I spent way too much time reading this.

I may have just saved your life

 

[Britney Spears]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

Only hard part was it was hard to see with the power out. #headlamp

Hi TRE.

 

[mr. furley]

Hi TRE.

saintfool?

 

[Marvin]

NSFW, look later

:slowclap:Quite the curtains she has. Nice hardwood floors.Where the #### were these teachers when I was in school?? They would not have ####ed me, but I bet I had some friends they would have, and I could have heard all the juicy details.

Sick body, unreal

Good looking lady, that's for sure. What was she embarrassed about?

That she hooked up with a goon who pasted her pictures on the internet.I'd never do that to her. Repeat. Never. I, Idiot Boxer, would NEVER, EVER, EVER, humiliate such a beautiful woman in such a way. [tag: teacher/student/substitute/sex/scandal/puppy dogs/twitter/school/fired/ham sandwich/hot/desperate]

I just saw the pics. Do we know why that idiot went public with the story/pics? Way to screw it up for every other boy at that school, dong-face.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hi TRE.

saintfool?

Not following this shtick.

 

[Marvin]

When I want to have sex and my wife doesn't

 

[mr. furley]

Hi TRE.

saintfool?

Not following this shtick.

plow king lookalike

 

[Otis]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

You've installed one?

####, I have.

 

[shuke]

Mounting and wiring and such.

I think that's right. There was also a mounting bracket or something.

yeah i think that's for the mounting part

LMAO

 

[Otis]

Does this "NAPA know how" commercial mean anything to you hillbillies?

 

[shuke]

I also bought a thatching blade for my mower last week

Who convinced you to do this?

 

[Hector Salamanca]

Renovation Chat activated

I put a new ceiling fan in last week. :buffsnails:

Yeah, I tried that once and gave up. That's impressive.

It is?

Only hard part was it was hard to see with the power out. #headlamp

Hi TRE.

Would smash.

 

[Marvin]

Does this "NAPA know how" commercial mean anything to you hillbillies?

Say what?

 

[shuke]

My link

 

[Marvin]

Jeez, our Giants are stinking up the joint.

 

[krista4]

Need a little Julio up in here.

Hello Dear Krista.Well I will do a short review of the day.Paloma home. Everything is perfect.But Camila home. Day after day I am finding new things. Example:Now rained, strong in the city, and there are some big drops on the roof. Only I'm letting you know. anyway I'll take a video and I will send it to you as soon as I can.2. Now I was left without internet and cable service. I was expecting to pay some bill but none ever came.But do not worry about that, I resolved to and everything is perfect and paid. I will send you the receipts of all payments this weekend in the report.3. The TV, which is in the office, no audio or image, I do not know what happened with that or if you know any of this.4. About the cushions of the chairs, I will send photos, I'm a little nervous about that, because I do not know if he liked you. about colors only ugly colors they had, but I chose these because of the quality and because they look cute for my style. Please excuse me if you do not like.About what I said previously, I do not know if I'm doing well telling everything that is happening. I know you have a lot of work, but that I had to tell you.Trust me I would not lie to you at all.It is for that reason I'm saying everything I do every dayAbout the clients yes . I've been in toch with them and everything is perfect.I know it's late, but I wanted to make this report and tell you everything.Excuse the time of the report.goodnightWith much loveJulio Pd. Actually I think Jessica is a thief and ungrateful not to mention other bad words she deserves.Sorry for be honest but is true .

#4

 

[Thorn]

Pd. Actually I think Jessica is a thief and ungrateful not to mention other bad words she deserves.Sorry for be honest but is true .

other bad words she deserves

 

[kevzilla]

As long as the cushions enhance Julio's :style:, who cares if they're ugly?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I also bought a thatching blade for my mower last week

Who convinced you to do this?

Spoken like a guy who has tried and failed with this.

 

[jwp]

Been doing some digging about what I previously posted. Might involve a FBG moderator....