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Things that I love today: bottomless mimosa brunch, Al Pacino's courtroom scene in Scent of a Woman, The Decemberists and cats. Possibly more to come.

 
Black Swan was pretty good.
It was great.I'm in the nicer of the Delta Sky Clubs at JFK airport right now. There's NFL on and the free wine is flowing. My flight is not for six hours. This could get ugly.

Bill U-H, lesbians are welcome at Casa Paloma so long as you post here an exact transcript of your conversation with Julio when you tell him they like girls.

 
Btw, I'm watching our Bills with about 2 dozen fellow fans in Seatle.

How far is Jillian's from Amazon HQ?

 
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Black Swan was pretty good.
It was great.I'm in the nicer of the Delta Sky Clubs at JFK airport right now. There's NFL on and the free wine is flowing. My flight is not for six hours. This could get ugly.

Bill U-H, lesbians are welcome at Casa Paloma so long as you post here an exact transcript of your conversation with Julio when you tell him they like girls.
Promise I will keep, k.
 
my bets are going down in flames today. :cry:
THERE IS A JEEBUS!!!! :excited: :excited: :excited: Wash, Dallas, Tenn all cover. Cardinals missed the push by a hook. Feeling better.Oh, and this:
Code:
7 Point Teaser (5 Teams) bet 57.66 to win 201.81	Result: PendingCardinals(Arizona) 13	Vikings(Minnesota) 21	 Cardinals(Arizona) +13.5Cowboys(Dallas)	 16	Panthers(Carolina) 14	 Cowboys(Dallas) +5 (-115)Redskins(Washington) 16	Giants(NewYork) 20	 Redskins(Washington) +13Steelers(Pittsburgh)	Bengals(Cincinnati)	 Steelers(Pittsburgh) +6Titans(Tennessee)28	Bills(Buffalo) 34	 Titans(Tennessee) +10 (+105)
:coffee:
 
my bets are going down in flames today. :cry:
THERE IS A JEEBUS!!!! :excited: :excited: :excited: Wash, Dallas, Tenn all cover. Cardinals missed the push by a hook. Feeling better.Oh, and this:
Code:
7 Point Teaser (5 Teams) bet 57.66 to win 201.81	Result: PendingCardinals(Arizona) 13	Vikings(Minnesota) 21	 Cardinals(Arizona) +13.5Cowboys(Dallas)	 16	Panthers(Carolina) 14	 Cowboys(Dallas) +5 (-115)Redskins(Washington) 16	Giants(NewYork) 20	 Redskins(Washington) +13Steelers(Pittsburgh)	Bengals(Cincinnati)	 Steelers(Pittsburgh) +6Titans(Tennessee)28	Bills(Buffalo) 34	 Titans(Tennessee) +10 (+105)
:coffee:
I just hit a 3 team parlay, 3 team teaser, 6 team teaser and 8 team teaser. Laid $50 on eachUnreal. Best day of betting for me ever
Code:
6 Point Teaser (8 Teams)	10/21/12 08:51 ETbet 50.00 to win 750.00	Result: PendingBrowns(Cleveland)	 13	Colts(Indianapolis) 17	 10/21/12(13:05 ET)Browns(Cleveland) +8Cardinals(Arizona)	 14	Vikings(Minnesota) 21	 10/21/12(13:05 ET)Vikings(Minnesota) -1Cowboys(Dallas)	 19	Panthers(Carolina) 14	 10/21/12(13:05 ET)Cowboys(Dallas) +4 (-115)Packers(GreenBay)	 30	Rams(StLouis) 20	 10/21/12(13:05 ET)Packers(GreenBay) +1 (-120)Ravens(Baltimore)	 13	Texans(Houston) 43	 10/21/12(13:05 ET)Texans(Houston) -1Redskins(Washington)	 23	Giants(NewYork) 27	 10/21/12(13:05 ET)Giants(NewYork) 0Saints(NewOrleans)	 35	Buccaneers(TampaBay) 28	 10/21/12(13:05 ET)Saints(NewOrleans) +4.5Titans(Tennessee)	 35	Bills(Buffalo) 34	 10/21/12(13:05 ET)Bills(Buffalo) +3 (-125)
 
I showed my old man the Natalie Portman video that GM posted. He thought she looked "plain". He's 76 and doesn't make much testosterone any more.

:unsure:

 
Let's see, after chick friends made a bobsandwich, I was feeling pretty good. Of course I was high and drunk. Could have gotten into lots of trouble. One chick asked me to walk her to her car. I accepted and Mrs. SLB wasn't so happy about it. Didn't go the distance though. Was clear where things were headed. So I go back to the bar, big smile on my face, and decided to have a smoke. I see this table of cute chicks and one of them is telling the rest their plans for the night. So I ask a couple of them why this gal speaks for the group. Gal says "back off cripple". To me!!! She certainly caught me off guard. Then she says to her friend, "did you see how I handled that nword". To which I retorted "funny, you don't look like a racist cword" Much to the delight of her friends. Then there were three young hot chicks that wanted me to go out with them at the end of the night. Kevorka was strong last night.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I want to be you for a day.
 
I also bought a thatching blade for my mower last week
Who convinced you to do this?
when the hell did you turn into Al Borland, guy? Why are you second guessing every home project I mention on here. Are you the authority on all things house/yard related? If so, when the hell did that happen? I had to thatch my yards...I'm pretty sure I'm not the first guy to ever do that.
:lmao: Jesus. I've only tried to help, since you've admitted that you're the worst at it.
You don't think I have real live neighbors who also know I'm hopeless and tell me what to do? My grass was recently aerated and it needs to be thatched and overseeded. It was horrendous shape when I moved in :nonangry:. I have a neighbor named Arthur who is very nice, but always up in my kitchen telling me what I need to do and how I should do it, which is good because I need direction, but bad because he talks endlessly and has a nasty habit of just farting at will without so much as acknowledging the fact that he's letting them go in casual conversation like geese honking in the background. Anyhow, thanks for the yard tips, Scotts.
Can I give you a tip without you going bersek?If by overseeding you mean just going around your lawn with a spreader and putting seed down, I would advise against that. I've tried it a couple of times with limited success. The seed just sits on top of the soil. It needs to get down in there. You would be better off renting a slit seeder.
The aerating coupled with the thatching before overseeding on top of an endless deluge in Portland equals a much greener, healthier looking lawn in less than 2 weeks time. BUT THANK YOU FOR THE TIP, SORES!
OK, my bad. This thread used to be more fun before you turned into an ###hole.
 
I also bought a thatching blade for my mower last week
Who convinced you to do this?
when the hell did you turn into Al Borland, guy? Why are you second guessing every home project I mention on here. Are you the authority on all things house/yard related? If so, when the hell did that happen? I had to thatch my yards...I'm pretty sure I'm not the first guy to ever do that.
:lmao: Jesus. I've only tried to help, since you've admitted that you're the worst at it.
You don't think I have real live neighbors who also know I'm hopeless and tell me what to do? My grass was recently aerated and it needs to be thatched and overseeded. It was horrendous shape when I moved in :nonangry:. I have a neighbor named Arthur who is very nice, but always up in my kitchen telling me what I need to do and how I should do it, which is good because I need direction, but bad because he talks endlessly and has a nasty habit of just farting at will without so much as acknowledging the fact that he's letting them go in casual conversation like geese honking in the background. Anyhow, thanks for the yard tips, Scotts.
Can I give you a tip without you going bersek?If by overseeding you mean just going around your lawn with a spreader and putting seed down, I would advise against that. I've tried it a couple of times with limited success. The seed just sits on top of the soil. It needs to get down in there. You would be better off renting a slit seeder.
The aerating coupled with the thatching before overseeding on top of an endless deluge in Portland equals a much greener, healthier looking lawn in less than 2 weeks time. BUT THANK YOU FOR THE TIP, SORES!
OK, my bad. This thread used to be more fun before you turned into an ###hole.
Mom, Dad - stop fighting!!! :cry:
 
I also bought a thatching blade for my mower last week
Who convinced you to do this?
when the hell did you turn into Al Borland, guy? Why are you second guessing every home project I mention on here. Are you the authority on all things house/yard related? If so, when the hell did that happen? I had to thatch my yards...I'm pretty sure I'm not the first guy to ever do that.
:lmao: Jesus. I've only tried to help, since you've admitted that you're the worst at it.
You don't think I have real live neighbors who also know I'm hopeless and tell me what to do? My grass was recently aerated and it needs to be thatched and overseeded. It was horrendous shape when I moved in :nonangry:. I have a neighbor named Arthur who is very nice, but always up in my kitchen telling me what I need to do and how I should do it, which is good because I need direction, but bad because he talks endlessly and has a nasty habit of just farting at will without so much as acknowledging the fact that he's letting them go in casual conversation like geese honking in the background. Anyhow, thanks for the yard tips, Scotts.
Can I give you a tip without you going bersek?If by overseeding you mean just going around your lawn with a spreader and putting seed down, I would advise against that. I've tried it a couple of times with limited success. The seed just sits on top of the soil. It needs to get down in there. You would be better off renting a slit seeder.
The aerating coupled with the thatching before overseeding on top of an endless deluge in Portland equals a much greener, healthier looking lawn in less than 2 weeks time. BUT THANK YOU FOR THE TIP, SORES!
OK, my bad. This thread used to be more fun before you turned into an ###hole.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Your Bengals are still in this one, GB. They just ran a Cialis commercial that is sure to give you Jumpy&Quo.
 

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