GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches.

She wants to throw the clothes away, I say bring them to goodwill. She says:

Her: "It's rude for us to bring them to goodwill, there are stains on them. They'll think we're looking down on them"

Me: No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them.

I'm right...right?

Try soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bit

I've heard this from one other person before. Guess where he worked?

Its not where he worked, its if the method worked.

 

[Abraham]

I'm getting drunk with the biggest bunch of entitied, ignorant, racist Obama haters on the planet. My wife is begging me not to napalm the whole room. It's killing me to not make these people that I really do care about not feel stupid. Because if would be really ducking easy.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm getting drunk with the biggest bunch of entitied, ignorant, racist Obama haters on the planet. My wife is begging me not to napalm the whole room. It's killing me to not make these people that I really do care about not feel stupid. Because if would be really ducking easy.

Stand back a moment, then take 3-4 shots and then come to a rational, considered decision on how to respond..

 

[Abraham]

Holy duck. A bunch of people born on third and thought they hit a triple. Jesus, are they really going to push me to vote for Obama? If cos were here he would push me to nuke the room. Oof.

 

[ffjunk]

So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches. She wants to throw the clothes away, I say bring them to goodwill. She says:Her: "It's rude for us to bring them to goodwill, there are stains on them. They'll think we're looking down on them" Me: No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them. I'm right...right?

Try soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bit

Tried washing them again. The kicker was the tube exploded and the heat of the dryer really just embedded the stuff in there. Impossible

Brake cleaner. It works.

 

[proninja]

I'm getting drunk with the biggest bunch of entitied, ignorant, racist Obama haters on the planet. My wife is begging me not to napalm the whole room. It's killing me to not make these people that I really do care about not feel stupid. Because if would be really ducking easy.

Stand back a moment, then take 3-4 shots and then come to a rational, considered decision on how to respond..

I'd go with what Cos recommends. There's really nothing bad that could come from being rational and considered.

 

[Abraham]

Oh there you are.

 

[Abraham]

Jeez Damon. This is such easy picking. Just told my sister in law that I don't talk politics with people I like. She first looked confused and then looked scared.

 

[Abraham]

Oh god. One of them just referenced Obama 2016. Holy ####. There are people in this country and my life is related to them.

 

[bentley]

Holy duck. A bunch of people born on third and thought they hit a triple. Jesus, are they really going to push me to vote for Obama? If cos were here he would push me to nuke the room. Oof.

Yes, look at you.

 

[Abraham]

Just heard "socialist" and "dictator" on the same sentence. Everyone drink.

 

[cosjobs]

Oh god. One of them just referenced Obama 2016. Holy ####. There are people in this country and my life is related to them.

Hopefully you're only related by marriage and not blood. You know the acorn and far from the tree yada yada

 

[shuke]

So confused right now.

 

[bentley]

So confused right now.

I think Abe missed either the drunk thread or the Romney thread because only a moron would ramble on about politics in here.

 

[Abraham]

Oh god. One of them just referenced Obama 2016. Holy ####. There are people in this country and my life is related to them.

Hopefully you're only related by marriage and not blood. You know the acorn and far from the tree yada yada

Even Abe wife is embarrassed and asking if I am too drunk to drive home from ft worth. First mention of "civil war" a moment ago.

 

[cosjobs]

Holy duck. A bunch of people born on third and thought they hit a triple. Jesus, are they really going to push me to vote for Obama? If cos were here he would push me to nuke the room. Oof.

Yes, look at you.

Is the Bentrley clan (father's side) in ROund ROck this eveningLooking forward to seeing you and the boy in the morning. We;re having biscuits. eggs.. sausage and gravy for breakfast and Chicken tortilla soup for lunch. Which do you ya'll want to have?

 

[cosjobs]

So confused right now.

I think Abe missed either the drunk thread or the Romney thread because only a moron would ramble on about politics in here.

Truck?some slack

 

[bentley]

Holy duck. A bunch of people born on third and thought they hit a triple. Jesus, are they really going to push me to vote for Obama? If cos were here he would push me to nuke the room. Oof.

Yes, look at you.

Is the Bentrley clan (father's side) in ROund ROck this eveningLooking forward to seeing you and the boy in the morning. We;re having biscuits. eggs.. sausage and gravy for breakfast and Chicken tortilla soup for lunch. Which do you ya'll want to have?

Make extra breakfast. Bringing both boys. They love biscuits and eggs.I don't think they have any trailer parks in Round Rock, so the Bentley family is not involved in this discussion.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

:backingoutslowly:

 

[cosjobs]

:backingoutslowly:

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[Good Posting Judge]

So confused right now.

I think Abe missed either the drunk thread or the Romney thread because only a moron would ramble on about politics in here.

Truck?some slack

I don't even know what's going on here.

 

[cosjobs]

So confused right now.

I think Abe missed either the drunk thread or the Romney thread because only a moron would ramble on about politics in here.

Truck?some slack

I don't even know what's going on here.

Bentley was treating Abe like you do. I have utmost respect for you, but Colin is a proven good friend to me. So when He gets piled on, I have these horrible internal conflicts.Its hard being a sensitive compassionate reprobate.

 

[Thorn]

I'm getting drunk with the biggest bunch of entitied, ignorant, racist Obama haters on the planet. My wife is begging me not to napalm the whole room. It's killing me to not make these people that I really do care about not feel stupid. Because if would be really ducking easy.

Im already drunk, and not to steal zooks' shtick but i love you.

 

[Abraham]

T minus five minutes til. I pass outf.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

T minus five minutes til. I pass outf.

Who's driving?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So confused right now.

I think Abe missed either the drunk thread or the Romney thread because only a moron would ramble on about politics in here.

Truck?some slack

I don't even know what's going on here.

Bentley was treating Abe like you do. I have utmost respect for you, but Colin is a proven good friend to me. So when He gets piled on, I have these horrible internal conflicts.Its hard being a sensitive compassionate reprobate.

I'm all for a good piling-on, but being in a room full of Republican ####heads doesn't warrant anything of the sort.

 

[Guster]

So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches. She wants to throw the clothes away, I say bring them to goodwill. She says:Her: "It's rude for us to bring them to goodwill, there are stains on them. They'll think we're looking down on them" Me: No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them. I'm right...right?

Try soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bit

I've heard this from one other person before. Guess where he worked?

Sorry for knowing how stuff works

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches. She wants to throw the clothes away, I say bring them to goodwill. She says:Her: "It's rude for us to bring them to goodwill, there are stains on them. They'll think we're looking down on them" Me: No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them. I'm right...right?

Try soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bit

I've heard this from one other person before. Guess where he worked?

Sorry for knowing how stuff works

Is it pee?

 

[Sarnoff]

So confused right now.

I think Abe missed either the drunk thread or the Romney thread because only a moron would ramble on about politics in here.

Abraham, Willie Neslon did this shtick better

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"This is W.D. Neslon..."

 

[Frostillicus]

This girl I'm seeing bought this. Anyone know what kind of stuff I'm in for?

She's perfect. Marry her.

I'm the perhaps the horniest pervert in the world and this scares even me. Run. Fast.

GB Gambino!

Fine. I won't report back.

Thank you.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hola, senores y senoritas. Que pasa?

 

[Tiger Fan]

So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches. She wants to throw the clothes away, I say bring them to goodwill. She says:Her: "It's rude for us to bring them to goodwill, there are stains on them. They'll think we're looking down on them" Me: No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them. I'm right...right?

That's what you get for buying $150 jeans.

Her budget. I prefer to blow my money on illegal online gaming

How much are you letting her spend on lunch these days?And no, you don't take stained clothes to Goodwill.

strong notebook GBReally on the stained clothes?

 

[Tiger Fan]

So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches. She wants to throw the clothes away, I say bring them to goodwill. She says:Her: "It's rude for us to bring them to goodwill, there are stains on them. They'll think we're looking down on them" Me: No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them. I'm right...right?

Try soaking them in some Dawn for a bit to see if that will take the stain out.Worth a shot before giving up on them - might not get it all out but should help a bit

I've heard this from one other person before. Guess where he worked?

Sorry for knowing how stuff works

Didn't work...but it's also 8 days after the initial dryer incident...off to goodwill

 

[cosjobs]

So one of the twins threw a tube of diaper cream in the dryer unbeknownest to to Mrs. TF, who proceeded to turn the dyer on. Probably an estimated $500ish worth of clothes in there are ruined. Clear oily splotches. She wants to throw the clothes away, I say bring them to goodwill. She says:Her: "It's rude for us to bring them to goodwill, there are stains on them. They'll think we're looking down on them" Me: No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them. I'm right...right?

That's what you get for buying $150 jeans.

Her budget. I prefer to blow my money on illegal online gaming

How much are you letting her spend on lunch these days?And no, you don't take stained clothes to Goodwill.

strong notebook GBReally on the stained clothes?

no not really, I hope. Their employees sort thru everything and what is inappropriate to sell or give way they bundle up and sell in bulk to paper or rag makers or others who re-purpose them. It all adds up to $ for the charity. Its not like you're handing it to a poor person and telling them to wear it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Me: No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them.

Gay People Problems.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HFS, my team finally won tonight, 31-21. Snapped a 31 game losing streak.

For some reason I'm having trouble celebrating this.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

What did you do now?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What did you do now?

No idea. But there has been a lot of envelope pushing lately.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Me: No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them.

Gay People Problems.

her jeans. sorry for not being more specific

 

[Guster]

What did you do now?

No idea. But there has been a lot of envelope pushing lately.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Me: No it's rude for you think that there's nobody out there who wouldn't want to wear a pair of $150 jeans with some stains on them.

Gay People Problems.

her jeans. sorry for not being more specific

Whipped People Problems

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just watched the Marcus Lattimore video. :shudder:

 

[YSR]

I just watched the Marcus Lattimore video. :shudder:

I'm about as big a Clemson homer as anyone, but I've never wished ill will towards him. By all accounts (that I've heard), he's about as good a guy as they come.

 

[Guster]

I just watched the Marcus Lattimore video. :shudder:

I'm about as big a Clemson homer as anyone, but I've never wished ill will towards him. By all accounts (that I've heard), he's about as good a guy as they come.

:X

 

[Guster]

I just watched the Marcus Lattimore video. :shudder:

I'm about as big a Clemson homer as anyone, but I've never wished ill will towards him. By all accounts (that I've heard), he's about as good a guy as they come.

:X

That's up there with Theismann, Kaufman, et al

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yup. Not going to watch that. Thanks.

 

[Tecumseh]

:X

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Yup. Not going to watch that. Thanks.

I shant either. Gruesome injuries and me don't mix well

 

[cstu]

Yup. Not going to watch that. Thanks.

I shant either. Gruesome injuries and me don't mix well

Just watch it pretend Marcus has an extra knee joint.