GM's thread about nothing (58 Viewers)

[shuke]

That important?

Who, me? Are parent teacher conferences that important? Assuming that's what you are asking and you are asking it of me...Yeah, they are. Especially if your sons' mother hasn't attended a conference in 2 years. I don't want them having to watch both their mom AND their dad shrug off their conferences. I don't want their step-mom being the only one who shows up. I don't want the other parents in this very nice school thinking these two boys have two disinterested parents. I don't want that reputation. I don't want their teachers thinking the same thing. They are required to sit their and interact with us. Pretty crappy if they don't have their parents there to complete the process. I was late, but I was there. I can handle the bad rap for having crap for memory and forgetting appointments, but I don't want the label of absentee dad. You probably won't want that either.

Jesus, settle down. Sorry I'm a little bit high for the first time in a while.

 

[shuke]

Mrs. SLB finally got home from the gym.

Me: Come here. (Grabs her under the arm, leads her to me chambers)

Mrs. SLB:

Me: (Throws her on the bed)

Mrs. SLB: What are you going to do, just pull my pants down sex me then pull my pants back up?

Me: To be honest, I wasn't planning on pulling your pants back up when I'm finished.

I'm such a dickmitten.

 

[shuke]

Folgers is running a pretty unreal promo, buy up to $200 worth of coffee, three cases minimum, and they will reimburse you 100%. You can buy from me or elsewhere. Shoot me a PM with an e-mail address if you would like the form.

Seems sketchy.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Folgers is running a pretty unreal promo, buy up to $200 worth of coffee, three cases minimum, and they will reimburse you 100%. You can buy from me or elsewhere. Shoot me a PM with an e-mail address if you would like the form.

Seems sketchy.

shuke: Folgers giveaway skeptic.

 

[shuke]

Does day 4 sound about right for the Vicodin addiction to start kicking in?

Good night.

 

[Sarnoff]

Does day 4 sound about right for the Vicodin addiction to start kicking in?Good night.

SHUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!So glad you're alive GB. Was getting worried. Thorpas. Keep hanging in there, tomorrow's a new day. Always darkest before the light. Plenty of fish in the sea.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Does day 4 sound about right for the Vicodin addiction to start kicking in?Good night.

SHUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!So glad you're alive GB. Was getting worried. Thorpas. Keep hanging in there, tomorrow's a new day. Always darkest before the light. Plenty of fish in the sea.

lol

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Does day 4 sound about right for the Vicodin addiction to start kicking in?Good night.

SHUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!So glad you're alive GB. Was getting worried. Thorpas. Keep hanging in there, tomorrow's a new day. Always darkest before the light. Plenty of fish in the sea.

Every journey begins with a single step. Put your best foot forward. Stay on your toes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Folgers is running a pretty unreal promo, buy up to $200 worth of coffee, three cases minimum, and they will reimburse you 100%. You can buy from me or elsewhere. Shoot me a PM with an e-mail address if you would like the form.

Seems sketchy.

shuke: Folgers giveaway skeptic.

My wholesaler that we buy coffee from is obviously trying to put one over on me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

WTF

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)

3-2 last week and he got crapped on.

might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.

Disagree wholeheartedly with the 'coaching edge'. Garret might be one of the worst game managers in the league.

You guys are overthinking this. Colin's GB's are doing the work for us. Sportsbook chopped down their payouts on 3-team teasers. :dead:

I don't really care about payouts...if I tease all 5 and they hit, it's pretty nice. Trifling over the payout odds is very Marshall Planian and I'm just not that guy.

Ouch.FWIW, I don't even know what the odds are on a 5-teamer. Probably pretty good. I think the 3-team move was further Wong Defense, which a lot of the books seem to be practicing these days.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WTF

If you can name a restaurant "Bakersfield" you can name it anything.

 

[General Malaise]

Does day 4 sound about right for the Vicodin addiction to start kicking in?

Good night.

SHUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!So glad you're alive GB. Was getting worried. Thorpas. Keep hanging in there, tomorrow's a new day. Always darkest before the light. Plenty of fish in the sea.

Every journey begins with a single step. Put your best foot forward. Stay on your toes.

I'll echo this, Shuke and state further that the Latins have a phrase: amor et melle et felle est fecundissimus which loosely translates to Don't give up. Don't EVER give up. God speed. Or as they say in Latin: Deo Volat

 

[General Malaise]

Folgers is running a pretty unreal promo, buy up to $200 worth of coffee, three cases minimum, and they will reimburse you 100%. You can buy from me or elsewhere. Shoot me a PM with an e-mail address if you would like the form.

Seems sketchy.

shuke: Folgers giveaway skeptic.

My wholesaler that we buy coffee from is obviously trying to put one over on me.

I'm in if the Folgers comes with hidden bags of cocaine a la Beverly Hillbillies.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I got my blood drawn today. I sit down at the table across from the cute Asianed blood-taker, and I realize my belt is undone. OF COURSE IT IS. I figure it'd be weird to try and reattach my belt then and there, so I just ignored it. I think it was below her line of sight once I was sitting down.

Then as she was taking my blood, I think I made a couple of faces. I'm ok with shots/bloodtaking, I just look away because it's kind of gross. But it took awhile, and I could feel the needle in my arm, and it was making me all hinky. I think she felt bad. Or she thought I was a total vag. Or both.

I hope I don't have AIDS. :(

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Also, this is really close to my house. I never knew.

http://sanleandro.patch.com/articles/patrons-empty-shelves-at-hostess-outlet-in-san-leandro-as-shutdown-looms#photo-12197885

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I got my blood drawn today. I sit down at the table across from the cute Asianed blood-taker, and I realize my belt is undone. OF COURSE IT IS. I figure it'd be weird to try and reattach my belt then and there, so I just ignored it. I think it was below her line of sight once I was sitting down.

Then as she was taking my blood, I think I made a couple of faces. I'm ok with shots/bloodtaking, I just look away because it's kind of gross. But it took awhile, and I could feel the needle in my arm, and it was making me all hinky. I think she felt bad. Or she thought I was a total vag. Or both.

I hope I don't have AIDS. :(

Best part of the story.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I got my blood drawn today. I sit down at the table across from the cute Asianed blood-taker, and I realize my belt is undone. OF COURSE IT IS. I figure it'd be weird to try and reattach my belt then and there, so I just ignored it. I think it was below her line of sight once I was sitting down.

Then as she was taking my blood, I think I made a couple of faces. I'm ok with shots/bloodtaking, I just look away because it's kind of gross. But it took awhile, and I could feel the needle in my arm, and it was making me all hinky. I think she felt bad. Or she thought I was a total vag. Or both.

I hope I don't have AIDS. :(

Best part of the story.

Also, I saw a doctor who looks like E-Mom. But more on the Kate from LOST side of things than not.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I got my blood drawn today. I sit down at the table across from the cute Asianed blood-taker, and I realize my belt is undone. OF COURSE IT IS. I figure it'd be weird to try and reattach my belt then and there, so I just ignored it. I think it was below her line of sight once I was sitting down.

Then as she was taking my blood, I think I made a couple of faces. I'm ok with shots/bloodtaking, I just look away because it's kind of gross. But it took awhile, and I could feel the needle in my arm, and it was making me all hinky. I think she felt bad. Or she thought I was a total vag. Or both.

I hope I don't have AIDS. :(

Best part of the story.

Also, I saw a doctor who looks like E-Mom. But more on the Kate from LOST side of things than not.

e-mom should be along shortly to say that she's flattered.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I got my blood drawn today. I sit down at the table across from the cute Asianed blood-taker, and I realize my belt is undone. OF COURSE IT IS. I figure it'd be weird to try and reattach my belt then and there, so I just ignored it. I think it was below her line of sight once I was sitting down.

Then as she was taking my blood, I think I made a couple of faces. I'm ok with shots/bloodtaking, I just look away because it's kind of gross. But it took awhile, and I could feel the needle in my arm, and it was making me all hinky. I think she felt bad. Or she thought I was a total vag. Or both.

I hope I don't have AIDS. :(

Best part of the story.

Also, I saw a doctor who looks like E-Mom. But more on the Kate from LOST side of things than not.

Had to look up "kate from lost". Not kidding.

 

[General Malaise]

I got my blood drawn today. I sit down at the table across from the cute Asianed blood-taker, and I realize my belt is undone. OF COURSE IT IS. I figure it'd be weird to try and reattach my belt then and there, so I just ignored it. I think it was below her line of sight once I was sitting down.

Then as she was taking my blood, I think I made a couple of faces. I'm ok with shots/bloodtaking, I just look away because it's kind of gross. But it took awhile, and I could feel the needle in my arm, and it was making me all hinky. I think she felt bad. Or she thought I was a total vag. Or both.

I hope I don't have AIDS. :(

Best part of the story.

Also, I saw a doctor who looks like E-Mom. But more on the Kate from LOST side of things than not.

Had to look up "kate from lost". Not kidding.

A remake will come along shortly that should interest you.

 

[General Malaise]

Can Mojo come back yet?

 

[Thorn]

I got my blood drawn today. I sit down at the table across from the cute Asianed blood-taker, and I realize my belt is undone. OF COURSE IT IS. I figure it'd be weird to try and reattach my belt then and there, so I just ignored it. I think it was below her line of sight once I was sitting down.

Then as she was taking my blood, I think I made a couple of faces. I'm ok with shots/bloodtaking, I just look away because it's kind of gross. But it took awhile, and I could feel the needle in my arm, and it was making me all hinky. I think she felt bad. Or she thought I was a total vag. Or both.

I hope I don't have AIDS. :(

Best part of the story.

Also, I saw a doctor who looks like E-Mom. But more on the Kate from LOST side of things than not.

Had to look up "kate from lost". Not kidding.

It's probably not okay to make Alzheimer's jokes in here so ... you're old and your memory is failing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I got my blood drawn today. I sit down at the table across from the cute Asianed blood-taker, and I realize my belt is undone. OF COURSE IT IS. I figure it'd be weird to try and reattach my belt then and there, so I just ignored it. I think it was below her line of sight once I was sitting down.

Then as she was taking my blood, I think I made a couple of faces. I'm ok with shots/bloodtaking, I just look away because it's kind of gross. But it took awhile, and I could feel the needle in my arm, and it was making me all hinky. I think she felt bad. Or she thought I was a total vag. Or both.

I hope I don't have AIDS. :(

Best part of the story.

Also, I saw a doctor who looks like E-Mom. But more on the Kate from LOST side of things than not.

Had to look up "kate from lost". Not kidding.

It's probably not okay to make Alzheimer's jokes in here so ... you're old and your memory is failing.

Never watched the show. OK, I actually saw a few episodes and it sucked total ###. I never really paid attention to who was in it. I do know that the main dude was also in Remember We Are the Marshall Titans or whatever I think. Other than the fat Hispanic dude I don't know who the other actors were.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can Mojo come back yet?

x 100000000This thread was made for Mojo.

 

[Thorn]

I got my blood drawn today. I sit down at the table across from the cute Asianed blood-taker, and I realize my belt is undone. OF COURSE IT IS. I figure it'd be weird to try and reattach my belt then and there, so I just ignored it. I think it was below her line of sight once I was sitting down.

Then as she was taking my blood, I think I made a couple of faces. I'm ok with shots/bloodtaking, I just look away because it's kind of gross. But it took awhile, and I could feel the needle in my arm, and it was making me all hinky. I think she felt bad. Or she thought I was a total vag. Or both.

I hope I don't have AIDS. :(

Best part of the story.

Also, I saw a doctor who looks like E-Mom. But more on the Kate from LOST side of things than not.

Had to look up "kate from lost". Not kidding.

It's probably not okay to make Alzheimer's jokes in here so ... you're old and your memory is failing.

Never watched the show. OK, I actually saw a few episodes and it sucked total ###. I never really paid attention to who was in it. I do know that the main dude was also in Remember We Are the Marshall Titans or whatever I think. Other than the fat Hispanic dude I don't know who the other actors were.

I was more getting at that you didn't seem to recall that "emom = Kate from Lost" is something that's been discussed ad nauseum.

 

[commisholio]

Can Mojo come back yet?

x 100000000This thread was made for Mojo.

 

[cosjobs]

Also, this is really close to my house. I never knew.

http://sanleandro.pa...#photo-12197885

Really? I went there. Once. I lived in those townhouses in w hayward on the golf course about 15-20 years ago.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Also, this is really close to my house. I never knew.

http://sanleandro.pa...#photo-12197885

Really? I went there. Once. I lived in those townhouses in w hayward on the golf course about 15-20 years ago.

Over by the airport?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Can Mojo come back yet?

x 100000000This thread was made for Mojo.

 

[cosjobs]

Also, this is really close to my house. I never knew.

http://sanleandro.pa...#photo-12197885

Really? I went there. Once. I lived in those townhouses in w hayward on the golf course about 15-20 years ago.

Over by the airport?

Couple of miles north of the bridge? Seem to remember a small airport nearby. Its been a long time and I drink a lot. We were only there a year or so and moved to Bethel Island. A further testament to drunken decisions.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I can scratch "going to a parade at night" off my list of things I've never thought of or wanted to do.

 

[krista4]

I work 8:30am to 3pm daily.

I hate every last one of you people.

 

[krista4]

I got into work this morning a little after 11. Fifteen minutes later I went to lunch. Got back to my desk around 1 and I have been planning out my thanksgiving feast since then. Getting ready to go to happy hour in a minute

I pulled the 9-11 shift today.

I hate you guys.

 

[proninja]

Can Mojo come back yet?

by a lot

 

[krista4]

Bonus gif. Busy cat is busy.

This amuses me much more than it reasonably should.

 

[cosjobs]

My back is freaking killing me. lately I've been getting spasms that run down my hammies into my calves and I can hardly walk. Kind of reminds me when I had sciatica. Oof. Really meant to see the doc this week and never had time. Now I can hardly walk, Kinda scary.

 

[commisholio]

I work 8:30am to 3pm daily.

I hate every last one of you people.

Sometimes I wonder if going to law school was such a good idea after all.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I work 8:30am to 3pm daily.

I hate every last one of you people.

Sorry to hear about your troubles eating fine food, drinking fine wine, traveling to Singapore and Nicaragua and Prague and Richpeoplestantinople.

 

[mr. furley]

are there ANY happily married FBGs? jesus

 

[mr. furley]

how's that Royce White fella working out Rockets fans?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

are there ANY happily married FBGs? jesus

FYI They're going to re-open Pizza-Man

 

[krista4]

Richpeoplestantinople.

Me: Can you put your phone away please?Black girl: stares at meMelease put your phone away.Black girl: stares at meMe: Please put your ####### phone away or get out of my roomBlack girl: stares at metictocktictockBlack girl: you don't have to be a ####### ####### about itMe: Please don't take any satisfaction in thinking you are the first one to call me thatClass: laughterWhy do I have such a tough time dealing with black females in a classroom setting?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Me: Can you put your phone away please?Black girl: stares at meMelease put your phone away.Black girl: stares at meMe: Please put your ####### phone away or get out of my roomBlack girl: stares at metictocktictockBlack girl: you don't have to be a ####### ####### about itMe: Please don't take any satisfaction in thinking you are the first one to call me thatClass: laughterWhy do I have such a tough time dealing with black females in a classroom setting?

Sexual tension?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

are there ANY happily married FBGs? jesus

I am.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I work 8:30am to 3pm daily.

I hate every last one of you people.

The earliest I got home M-T was 9pm. Coincidentally, Cal has been acting up in school ever since I got my neck brace off and haven't been home with him 24/7. Gonna have to figure something out.Of course after drinking until 2 am with HJS last night, I did about 5 minutes of work today and that includes the sex.

 

[General Malaise]

I put in my dues. The 5am west coast trading hours suck the life out of you. I didn't want anymore stress. Course, maybe if I worked harder, I'd have more money. I sure was less broke back then. But I wasn't divorced either.

3 more months and my exwife is off my payroll forever!!!!

 

[Josie Maran]

Yep, I'm still in bed.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Yep, I'm still in bed.

Niiice.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

3 more months and my exwife is off my payroll forever!!!!

Now that, that right there, is awesome.