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Well, that plan worked out well. After a long day - got to work at 4 a.m. - I decided to take a short nap before watching the Terps game tonight. Guess what woke me? The friggin' ESPN alarm thingy on my phone announcing the final score. So I missed the game AND I'll be up for a bazillion hours.

 
'General Malaise said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Sarnoff said:
'shuke said:
Does day 4 sound about right for the Vicodin addiction to start kicking in?

Good night.
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SHUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!So glad you're alive GB. Was getting worried. Thorpas. Keep hanging in there, tomorrow's a new day. Always darkest before the light. Plenty of fish in the sea.
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Every journey begins with a single step. Put your best foot forward. Stay on your toes.
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I'll echo this, Shuke and state further that the Latins have a phrase: amor et melle et felle est fecundissimus which loosely translates to Don't give up. Don't EVER give up. God speed. Or as they say in Latin: Deo Volat
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Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
 
My old neighbor Andre just left. Nice of him to stop by. He stopped by three weeks ago on a Saturday just as I was about to go for a walk with Dylan & the dog so he said he would join us. Took a short four mile walk and it was great. Dylan (both boys actually) loves Uncle Andre and he had the best time since Andre is a big kid too. So Andre tells some of his co-workers about it the following Monday and he said all the black people thought anybody passing by had to think we were gay. The white people didn't see it that way. This is when I still had the neck brace on too.

:lmao:

:lmao:

Thoughts?

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
My old neighbor Andre just left. Nice of him to stop by. He stopped by three weeks ago on a Saturday just as I was about to go for a walk with Dylan & the dog so he said he would join us. Took a short four mile walk and it was great. Dylan (both boys actually) loves Uncle Andre and he had the best time since Andre is a big kid too. So Andre tells some of his co-workers about it the following Monday and he said all the black people thought anybody passing by had to think we were gay. The white people didn't see it that way. This is when I still had the neck brace on too. :lmao: :lmao:Thoughts?
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Was he the HK?
 
'shuke said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'shuke said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Folgers is running a pretty unreal promo, buy up to $200 worth of coffee, three cases minimum, and they will reimburse you 100%. You can buy from me or elsewhere. Shoot me a PM with an e-mail address if you would like the form.
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Seems sketchy.
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shuke: Folgers giveaway skeptic.
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You seriously buying this?
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Keurig & Starbucks have been kicking their ###. Apparently their thought process is we'll give them a crap load of Folgers for free and they'll change their buying pattern. It's 100% legit but it is for businesses only. They flyer came from my wholesaler for crying out loud. Buying this. Sheesh. You snorting those Vicodin?
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Was he the HK?
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No idea what this means. Picture this though, a bald white guy in a neck brace, walking a dog, with a bald black guy that has a little white kid riding piggy back. In the sticks.
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Homecoming king. Because then he could still be your BF:bag:
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:lmao: Sorry. :bag: He's a cool dude but my wife is my best friend.I'm hoping she'll read that one day and won't bang Zooks as much.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'shuke said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'shuke said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Folgers is running a pretty unreal promo, buy up to $200 worth of coffee, three cases minimum, and they will reimburse you 100%. You can buy from me or elsewhere. Shoot me a PM with an e-mail address if you would like the form.
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Seems sketchy.
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shuke: Folgers giveaway skeptic.
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You seriously buying this?
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Keurig & Starbucks have been kicking their ###. Apparently their thought process is we'll give them a crap load of Folgers for free and they'll change their buying pattern. It's 100% legit but it is for businesses only. They flyer came from my wholesaler for crying out loud. Buying this. Sheesh. You snorting those Vicodin?
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Can it be any kind of Folgers? Like their 100% Columbian?
 
Browsing the pages of Modern Drunkard as I tend to do while drinking and ran across this little essay on drunks mourning the loss of their friends to polite society. Thought of you guys for some reason.

In a few years the teenagers will have made their way through college, and their numbers will dwindle to half as they lose good decent men to full-time jobs and hopes of buying a home. They’ll be hemorrhaging drinking buddies as they lose more to wives, more to children, until finally they’re down to a core group. Ten or so men smart enough to realize that being there sober will only make them hate their job more. They know having a wife will leave them only slightly buzzed on Saturday nights sipping wine over a milquetoast meal, surrounded by milquetoast friends. People who haven’t been in a fight since high school, and don’t even remember what it feels like to grasp the toilet so hard that ceramic splinters under your fingernails as you dry heave a capillary into your eyes.Even then these determined young adults will start to fall, picked off by court-ordered A.A. meetings and family interventions. One day they’re out there doing the right thing, swinging around the business end of a broken bottle at a bartender, not to pick a fight, but to make it abundantly clear that the bottle is empty and how dire that situation is. The next day they’re just gone, leaving only the rubber-sole skid marks their heels painted on the barroom floor as a reminder that even with three cops grasping their neck and arms, they believed if they could slow down the drag enough they might be able to order one more drink before they were sent sailing headfirst into the pavement outside.That will be the last you hear from them until months later when you see some plastic decoy bible thumper walking around in their skin pretending to love every moment in life. They tell you that each second sober is a blessing, even the ones in the morning where they prod through their own bowel movements to make sure they don’t have to up the fiber in their diet. They say they even love those late nights when they lie in bed and try to ignore the siren call of the buzzing neon sign on the all-night liquor store, reminding them of who they were, and what they could have been.
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'shuke said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'shuke said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'shuke said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Folgers is running a pretty unreal promo, buy up to $200 worth of coffee, three cases minimum, and they will reimburse you 100%. You can buy from me or elsewhere. Shoot me a PM with an e-mail address if you would like the form.
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Seems sketchy.
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shuke: Folgers giveaway skeptic.
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You seriously buying this?
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Keurig & Starbucks have been kicking their ###. Apparently their thought process is we'll give them a crap load of Folgers for free and they'll change their buying pattern. It's 100% legit but it is for businesses only. They flyer came from my wholesaler for crying out loud. Buying this. Sheesh. You snorting those Vicodin?
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Can it be any kind of Folgers? Like their 100% Columbian?
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100% Colombian is on the list. I have a computer program that shows me pricing from all the major players and right now Quill is the lowest at $43.99 a carton. So you can get four cases free for your company. Keep in mind you have to send the receipt in to Folgers for reimbursement. PM me an e-mail address, I'll send it to you.ETA 42 packs per case, Item#FOL06451.
 
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No offense GB, I appreciate the offer for sure, but I'd rather pay for drinkable coffee than drink that pig droppings tea.

Only thing worse would be Community coffee... or maybe I've just been lucky to not have ingested worse.

ETA: Damn, that didn't sound very friendly, but maybe explanied in/by the below post. I meant to say that Folgers is crap, and that's why they might be losing ground to the other compnaies.

 
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'Thorn said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Was he the HK?
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No idea what this means. Picture this though, a bald white guy in a neck brace, walking a dog, with a bald black guy that has a little white kid riding piggy back. In the sticks.
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Gay. NTTAWWT
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:lmao: :lmao: Damn it.
'charvik said:
No offense GB, I appreciate the offer for sure, but I'd rather pay for drinkable coffee than drink that pig droppings tea.Only thing worse would be Community coffee... or maybe I've just been lucky to not have ingested worse.ETA: Damn, that didn't sound very friendly, but maybe explanied in/by the below post. I meant to say that Folgers is crap, and that's why they might be losing ground to the other compnaies.
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I understand. Heck, I quit coffee. I'm slightly high strung the way it is. Just thought I would help my brothers and sisters out.
 
Our Grizzlies* are 7-1 and have the best record in the NBA. They beat Miami, OK City, and the Knicks this week, in each case by double digits.

*Just giving it a shot.

 
'charvik said:
No offense GB, I appreciate the offer for sure, but I'd rather pay for drinkable coffee than drink that pig droppings tea.Only thing worse would be Community coffee... or maybe I've just been lucky to not have ingested worse.ETA: Damn, that didn't sound very friendly, but maybe explanied in/by the below post. I meant to say that Folgers is crap, and that's why they might be losing ground to the other compnaies.
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God, I'd love to roll back the tape and show this thread your reaction to a Coors Light. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
So there's supposed to be some kind of meteor shower going on tonight, but I was just outside having a smoke and spent a good solid minute looking up at the sky and got nuthin! What a ripoff!

 
Just had 3 separate half hour conversations with SLB. One of our phones sucks and kept dropping the call. Pretty sure it was his weak ### Zach Morris phone.

It's been said a few thousand times, but Bob is a cool dude. He kept apologizing for not being funny. I didn't care, he was funny enough and we had a good talk. :thumbup:

 
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