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Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
Maybe tell her to stop it?
 
Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
I never knew you were Hispanic.
:lmao:
Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
Maybe tell her to stop it?
Or start ####ting on her lawn.
 
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Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
Rancor pit.
 
Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
I never knew you were Hispanic.
:lmao:
Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
Maybe tell her to stop it?
Or start ####ting on her lawn.
I'm too shy for that. :bag:I'm not Hispanic, but I do wear flannel shirts sometimes. And I don't exactly look like GM, complexion-wise.
 
ok, while people are still reading this, let me say that -fish- would be proud...

I went on a date a couple weekends ago that started off well, but ended up being probably the worst date I've ever been on. We had just planned on doing drinks, but it was going well enough that we decided to grab dinner too. We tried to go to Bakersfield (hi, Tanner) but there was an hour and a half wait. We went to a place across the street for drinks and appetizers at which point she proceeded to get smashed. Our table at Bakersfield isn't ready yet so we get another round there, which she spills on my pants and the floor. After an hour and a half of waiting, she decides she's not hungry and takes our name off the list. We grab drinks at another place and she decides she's hungry :wall: We go to a place a lot like Bakersfield, but not as good and i switch water while she continues to get ####faced. Then her friends get us into some hipster wanna be club pre-grand opening invite only thing... and she drinks more.

At this point, I'm over it and want to go home, but she wants to keep drinking. It's after 1 and I'm tired and want to be sober enough to drive... but can't remember where I parked - somehow she can. She had mentioned multiple times throughout the night how we weren't going to have sex that night... ok, no biggie. Well, on the walk back to the car, she asked the wrong question and I answered honestly. She asked if i wanted to have sex with her. I honestly answered yes. She freaked out and ran off down some alley. Yeah, awesome. I showed my pimp hand, stood at the end of the alley and demanded she come back, which she did before too long. I explain that I just answered the question she asked but that I had agreed we wouldn't be having sex... :wall:

Well, I bring her back to my place (she had left her car at the first spot and i said i'd take her there to get it in the morning). I offer to give her some pajamas, but she declines and plops diagonally across my bed in her corduroys and boots... yeah, that's not going to work for me. I put on my pajamas, move her to the side and crawl into bed. She asks where her pajamas are?!? Nice. I get her something to put on and then she starts accusing me of just trying to get her naked to have sex. Yeah, no way that is happening because she'll probably just say i raped her in the morning. There's some cuddling and making out, but no sex. She gives me a hand job... well, if you can call it that. It would have felt better if i had just put my #### in a blender and hit pulse a dozen times.

I dropped her at her car in the morning and hoped that I would never see her again.

Fast forward to last night... I spent the night at her place and we might get together again on Saturday

:tfp:
I know I like to play up my love of the GMTAN bachelor exploits, but in all truth it's stuff like this that makes me so glad I'm a married guy./hipple.
I know it's been a long time since I've tried to hook up with chicks, but isn't this still code for "I'm going to #### you tonight"?
 
Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
I never knew you were Hispanic.
:lmao:
Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
Maybe tell her to stop it?
Or start ####ting on her lawn.
I'm too shy for that. :bag:I'm not Hispanic, but I do wear flannel shirts sometimes. And I don't exactly look like GM, complexion-wise.
It's true, Sylar
 
ok, while people are still reading this, let me say that -fish- would be proud...

I went on a date a couple weekends ago that started off well, but ended up being probably the worst date I've ever been on. We had just planned on doing drinks, but it was going well enough that we decided to grab dinner too. We tried to go to Bakersfield (hi, Tanner) but there was an hour and a half wait. We went to a place across the street for drinks and appetizers at which point she proceeded to get smashed. Our table at Bakersfield isn't ready yet so we get another round there, which she spills on my pants and the floor. After an hour and a half of waiting, she decides she's not hungry and takes our name off the list. We grab drinks at another place and she decides she's hungry :wall: We go to a place a lot like Bakersfield, but not as good and i switch water while she continues to get ####faced. Then her friends get us into some hipster wanna be club pre-grand opening invite only thing... and she drinks more.

At this point, I'm over it and want to go home, but she wants to keep drinking. It's after 1 and I'm tired and want to be sober enough to drive... but can't remember where I parked - somehow she can. She had mentioned multiple times throughout the night how we weren't going to have sex that night... ok, no biggie. Well, on the walk back to the car, she asked the wrong question and I answered honestly. She asked if i wanted to have sex with her. I honestly answered yes. She freaked out and ran off down some alley. Yeah, awesome. I showed my pimp hand, stood at the end of the alley and demanded she come back, which she did before too long. I explain that I just answered the question she asked but that I had agreed we wouldn't be having sex... :wall:

Well, I bring her back to my place (she had left her car at the first spot and i said i'd take her there to get it in the morning). I offer to give her some pajamas, but she declines and plops diagonally across my bed in her corduroys and boots... yeah, that's not going to work for me. I put on my pajamas, move her to the side and crawl into bed. She asks where her pajamas are?!? Nice. I get her something to put on and then she starts accusing me of just trying to get her naked to have sex. Yeah, no way that is happening because she'll probably just say i raped her in the morning. There's some cuddling and making out, but no sex. She gives me a hand job... well, if you can call it that. It would have felt better if i had just put my #### in a blender and hit pulse a dozen times.

I dropped her at her car in the morning and hoped that I would never see her again.

Fast forward to last night... I spent the night at her place and we might get together again on Saturday

:tfp:
I know I like to play up my love of the GMTAN bachelor exploits, but in all truth it's stuff like this that makes me so glad I'm a married guy./hipple.
I know it's been a long time since I've tried to hook up with chicks, but isn't this still code for "I'm going to #### you tonight"?
Yes.
 
ok, while people are still reading this, let me say that -fish- would be proud...

I went on a date a couple weekends ago that started off well, but ended up being probably the worst date I've ever been on. We had just planned on doing drinks, but it was going well enough that we decided to grab dinner too. We tried to go to Bakersfield (hi, Tanner) but there was an hour and a half wait. We went to a place across the street for drinks and appetizers at which point she proceeded to get smashed. Our table at Bakersfield isn't ready yet so we get another round there, which she spills on my pants and the floor. After an hour and a half of waiting, she decides she's not hungry and takes our name off the list. We grab drinks at another place and she decides she's hungry :wall: We go to a place a lot like Bakersfield, but not as good and i switch water while she continues to get ####faced. Then her friends get us into some hipster wanna be club pre-grand opening invite only thing... and she drinks more.

At this point, I'm over it and want to go home, but she wants to keep drinking. It's after 1 and I'm tired and want to be sober enough to drive... but can't remember where I parked - somehow she can. She had mentioned multiple times throughout the night how we weren't going to have sex that night... ok, no biggie. Well, on the walk back to the car, she asked the wrong question and I answered honestly. She asked if i wanted to have sex with her. I honestly answered yes. She freaked out and ran off down some alley. Yeah, awesome. I showed my pimp hand, stood at the end of the alley and demanded she come back, which she did before too long. I explain that I just answered the question she asked but that I had agreed we wouldn't be having sex... :wall:

Well, I bring her back to my place (she had left her car at the first spot and i said i'd take her there to get it in the morning). I offer to give her some pajamas, but she declines and plops diagonally across my bed in her corduroys and boots... yeah, that's not going to work for me. I put on my pajamas, move her to the side and crawl into bed. She asks where her pajamas are?!? Nice. I get her something to put on and then she starts accusing me of just trying to get her naked to have sex. Yeah, no way that is happening because she'll probably just say i raped her in the morning. There's some cuddling and making out, but no sex. She gives me a hand job... well, if you can call it that. It would have felt better if i had just put my #### in a blender and hit pulse a dozen times.

I dropped her at her car in the morning and hoped that I would never see her again.

Fast forward to last night... I spent the night at her place and we might get together again on Saturday

:tfp:
I know I like to play up my love of the GMTAN bachelor exploits, but in all truth it's stuff like this that makes me so glad I'm a married guy./hipple.
I know it's been a long time since I've tried to hook up with chicks, but isn't this still code for "I'm going to #### you tonight"?
Yes.
the jammies cockblocked him.

 
Second Annual GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Sunday, 12/2. That gives everyone a week to sober up from the long holiday weekend and get in (YSR and UH I'm looking at you two). I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone try to limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, but use your best judgement. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa. I didn't save anyone's address from last year so please send it again.
Mid week bump. Only 3.5 more days to get in. Only 5 people have sent PMs so far.
 
Second Annual GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Sunday, 12/2. That gives everyone a week to sober up from the long holiday weekend and get in (YSR and UH I'm looking at you two). I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone try to limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, but use your best judgement. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa. I didn't save anyone's address from last year so please send it again.
Mid week bump. Only 3.5 more days to get in. Only 5 people have sent PMs so far.
Sent
 
Second Annual GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Sunday, 12/2. That gives everyone a week to sober up from the long holiday weekend and get in (YSR and UH I'm looking at you two). I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone try to limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, but use your best judgement. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa. I didn't save anyone's address from last year so please send it again.
Mid week bump. Only 3.5 more days to get in. Only 5 people have sent PMs so far.
I suppose I'm in. I'm just so lazy. Don't think I can beat pearly jam.
 
Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
Get an old 9 iron at good will and use it to practice your chipping, sending the poop arcing back onto her lawn.
 
Just a reminder that Movember is still going strong: my pic

If you want to donate, you can click here: http://mobro.co/guster or (here) if you're challenged like Homer

Tre and I are doing our best to represent the GMTAN and appreciate all those that have already donated!

Still willing to do shtick pics for donations too... but it ends at midnight Friday.

 
Just a reminder that Movember is still going strong: my pic

If you want to donate, you can click here: http://mobro.co/guster or (here) if you're challenged like Homer

Tre and I are doing our best to represent the GMTAN and appreciate all those that have already donated!

Still willing to do shtick pics for donations too... but it ends at midnight Friday.
Can't fricken wait to shave!
:goodposting:
My link
 
'Josie Maran said:
Red Bull and vodka can keep me going for quite some time.
:goodposting: * My link*1000
'krista4 said:
There were pictures taken of our group at the Grizzlies game last night. If I get hold of one, I will post it so that you all know why I was legitimately complaining about having to go.

The good news is everyone left in the third quarter.
:popcorn:
'Good said:
Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
Build a meth plant in her back yard.
 
So I've put about 50 hours in already this week. I know it isn't K4 caliber but I'm still exhausted and horny. When I got home at 10:15 last night, she asked why I looked so tired. This morning and every morning when I've gotten home from my walk she has been sitting there watching TV. I'm a about to blow a GLAY-vin!

Also, remember that radio contest deal I won earlier in the year? One of the prizes was for a free dozen donuts. I just happened to have an appointment about a block from the joint and all I could think about was these donuts and how I would be a hero to my boys. I pull into the parking lot and the place is vacant. :sadbanana:

 
'cosjobs said:
'Good said:
Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
Get an old 9 iron at good will and use it to practice your chipping, sending the poop arcing back onto her lawn.
I'm not that good of a golfer. We're on a court that's at the top of the hill, and we're near the bottom, she's near the top. So I'd have to hit it blind, and far, and high.She's also nuts.
 
'cosjobs said:
'Good said:
Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.
Get an old 9 iron at good will and use it to practice your chipping, sending the poop arcing back onto her lawn.
I'm not that good of a golfer. We're on a court that's at the top of the hill, and we're near the bottom, she's near the top. So I'd have to hit it blind, and far, and high.She's also nuts.
Perfect time to start practicing!
 
Also, I confiscated a bunch of Mrs. SLB's jewelry about three years ago. She stopped wearing it and even with the family discount, it wasn't cheap. I've kept it in the vault at my cousin's store for safe keeping since then. I decided today she was going to get jewelry for Christmas.

Here's what she's getting:

A pearl necklace (hehe) with pearl earrings & a white gold and pearl ring.

A white gold, diamond & emerald bracelet. Emerald earrings & and emerald ring. The earrings & ring are yellow gold but they said they can dip them in white gold for me so they match.

A gold braclet with sapphires plus sapphire & diamond earrings.

Sometimes having a mate with ADD pays off. :thumbup:

 
Also, I confiscated a bunch of Mrs. SLB's jewelry about three years ago. She stopped wearing it and even with the family discount, it wasn't cheap. I've kept it in the vault at my cousin's store for safe keeping since then. I decided today she was going to get jewelry for Christmas. Here's what she's getting:A pearl necklace (hehe) with pearl earrings & a white gold and pearl ring.A white gold, diamond & emerald bracelet. Emerald earrings & and emerald ring. The earrings & ring are yellow gold but they said they can dip them in white gold for me so they match.A gold braclet with sapphires plus sapphire & diamond earrings.Sometimes having a mate with ADD pays off. :thumbup:
Wait, you're planning on giving your wife her own jewelry for Christmas?You may need another MRI, GB.
 
Also, I confiscated a bunch of Mrs. SLB's jewelry about three years ago. She stopped wearing it and even with the family discount, it wasn't cheap. I've kept it in the vault at my cousin's store for safe keeping since then. I decided today she was going to get jewelry for Christmas. Here's what she's getting:A pearl necklace (hehe) with pearl earrings & a white gold and pearl ring.A white gold, diamond & emerald bracelet. Emerald earrings & and emerald ring. The earrings & ring are yellow gold but they said they can dip them in white gold for me so they match.A gold braclet with sapphires plus sapphire & diamond earrings.Sometimes having a mate with ADD pays off. :thumbup:
:confused:So you're re-gifting her jewelry or buying new stuff that you can place in the vault?
 
Also, I confiscated a bunch of Mrs. SLB's jewelry about three years ago. She stopped wearing it and even with the family discount, it wasn't cheap. I've kept it in the vault at my cousin's store for safe keeping since then. I decided today she was going to get jewelry for Christmas. Here's what she's getting:A pearl necklace (hehe) with pearl earrings & a white gold and pearl ring.A white gold, diamond & emerald bracelet. Emerald earrings & and emerald ring. The earrings & ring are yellow gold but they said they can dip them in white gold for me so they match.A gold braclet with sapphires plus sapphire & diamond earrings.Sometimes having a mate with ADD pays off. :thumbup:
:confused:So you're re-gifting her jewelry or buying new stuff that you can place in the vault?
:goodposting:
 
Wait, you're planning on giving your wife her own jewelry for Christmas?

You may need another MRI, GB.
So you're re-gifting her jewelry or buying new stuff that you can place in the vault?
:goodposting:
She hasn't worn or even looked at this stuff in at least 3 years. I've had it in the vault for that long. I was going to scrap it but figured a better value would be to just re-gift it to her instead.

Plus there is plenty leftover for Christmas next year. :thumbup:

:crazylikeafox:

 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'krista4 said:
There were pictures taken of our group at the Grizzlies game last night. If I get hold of one, I will post it so that you all know why I was legitimately complaining about having to go.

The good news is everyone left in the third quarter.
Was it the groping?
It damn well better have been.
 
Just a reminder that Movember is still going strong: my pic

If you want to donate, you can click here: http://mobro.co/guster or (here) if you're challenged like Homer

Tre and I are doing our best to represent the GMTAN and appreciate all those that have already donated!

Still willing to do shtick pics for donations too... but it ends at midnight Friday.
Can't fricken wait to shave!
:goodposting:
My link
:lmao:
 
Wait, you're planning on giving your wife her own jewelry for Christmas?

You may need another MRI, GB.
So you're re-gifting her jewelry or buying new stuff that you can place in the vault?
:goodposting:
She hasn't worn or even looked at this stuff in at least 3 years. I've had it in the vault for that long. I was going to scrap it but figured a better value would be to just re-gift it to her instead.

Plus there is plenty leftover for Christmas next year. :thumbup:

:crazylikeafox:
:lmao: :lmao:i can't wait to hear how this goes :popcorn:

 
Another request for parents in the car rider line, please clean your car/truck/suv out, I get tired of picking up the trash that gets knocked out everytime your child is dropped off. You would not believe how absolutely disgusting people can be. Or maybe you would.

 
Wait, you're planning on giving your wife her own jewelry for Christmas?

You may need another MRI, GB.
So you're re-gifting her jewelry or buying new stuff that you can place in the vault?
:goodposting:
She hasn't worn or even looked at this stuff in at least 3 years. I've had it in the vault for that long. I was going to scrap it but figured a better value would be to just re-gift it to her instead.

Plus there is plenty leftover for Christmas next year. :thumbup:

:crazylikeafox:
This will end poorly.
 
Wait, you're planning on giving your wife her own jewelry for Christmas?

You may need another MRI, GB.
So you're re-gifting her jewelry or buying new stuff that you can place in the vault?
:goodposting:
She hasn't worn or even looked at this stuff in at least 3 years. I've had it in the vault for that long. I was going to scrap it but figured a better value would be to just re-gift it to her instead.

Plus there is plenty leftover for Christmas next year. :thumbup:

:crazylikeafox:
This will end poorly.
I'm thinking Gadzooks must have given him the idea.
 
'Britney Spears said:
'Tiger Fan said:
Rite Aid is just a few blocks from my house, so I got there for that reason alone. But their beer prices knock it out of the park. Add in no lines, front row parking and an excellent selection of butters, well....you just don't beat that, I'm afraid. Also, great deals on ice.
Is there no "lowest price allowed by law" in Oregon? There is no "cheapest place to buy beer" here....they're all the same (drug stores, grocery stores, wal mart, etc)...unless you're talking about comparing microbrews and such...but I doubt they're selling those at Rite Aid.
They sell some micro brew at Rite Aid in Washington.
Yeah, here too. They price fix all the hard liquor in Oregon, though, as it's all run by the state. Used to be that way in Washington until you guys passed some sort of ballot measure to allow privatization of liquor sales. Except that backfired because of all the taxes they placed on it. So now, it's cheaper to drive into Oregon and buy price fixed liquor minus all the taxes. :lmao: Rite Aid has extraordinary prices on micro-brews. I can get a 12 pack of McTarnahan's Amber Ale for $12.99. That's a steal. I can routinely get Becks for $11.99. Love that one. So, cheaper than Costco without the aggravation. And, also...it's already cold. Not sure why Costco can't sell cold beer.
 
Ginger Ale is some delicious brew
Reed Soda makes a Ginger Ale that is simply devine. :thumbup:
but is it beer?
no. :kicksrock: But damn, it is unlike anything else I've ever put in my mouth. Just bursts with flavor and pops with fizzle.
At Trader Joe's this morning, another shopper asked me if "ale" was a type of beer. :confused:
Ginger Ale is some delicious brew
Reed Soda makes a Ginger Ale that is simply devine. :thumbup:
Can you get it at Rite Aid?
no. :kicksrock:
Ginger Ale is some delicious brew
Reed Soda makes a Ginger Ale that is simply devine. :thumbup:
How's the homosexuality coming along?
THUPER!
 
Costco beer prices do typically suck, or at least aren't anything worth going out of your way for.

But I don't think you can get a delicious rotisserie-cooked chicken at Rite Aid for $5 like you can at Costco.

 
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