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Was pretty much how my dad raised three boys when my stepmom was away.My younger brother is a successful engineer and upstart lawyer and he will still tell you one of his greatest days is when Dad let all of us watch "Rambo III" when he was about 9 years old.
Bent, my best parenting trick for entertaining the boys was to take all my change and bury it in their sandbox. Those dudes would dig and dig and dig forever looking for 'treasure'. Then I'd hose off all the change, wait for them to forget about it and bury it again. Endless entertainment.
My mom watched this when I was home sick once. I think she was just like "YOLO."http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091877/
I'm at a bar.SLB. I have to go back to work, but I just decided to have a drink anyway. #### this ####. Or two drinks. We'll see.
Great movie.Sam Stone: [answering the phone] Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this? Well, Ralph, uh, Debbie can't talk right now, my ####'s in her mouth. How about if I have her call you back later when I'm done?Sam Stone: I love wrong numbers.My mom watched this when I was home sick once. I think she was just like "YOLO."http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091877/
SLB contacted me today about his flights and two others have purchased their flights. Two are in Dallas and one in Houston and one in Austin- none of whom will be flying. THat leaves another 6-8 confirmed who have not yet made travel arrangements (to my knowledge). I I won't name names but two of them are females and the others are suspected female body parts.Danke, guten GM.Cos, got an update for CosHole? Who's in and who's a female-body-part-we-can't-say-here?2Something something Mexicans getting car insurance something something...Thanks, Gusher & Hocks.She's a stereotypical Chinese "nose-to-the-grindstone" type of lady with zero sense of humor. I was gonna make a joke about her driving, but will wait til I'm either done for or know I've got a chance.Semi-Official Uruk-Tumor Update:
Had some photos taken the other day and it appears that Dean Krzyzewski (my pet name for this *******, named after my two most-hated ACC coaches) MAY have shrunk a tad. Lucy Liu (I wish) still wants to nuke me come January (since I ain't doing it before then), but wants to ramp it up. Looking at a 5-day, 3 week blast of gamma rays. No biggie, as radiation doesn't do much more than make me a little tired (& I suspect some of that is mental).
Anyway, the following is a partial transcript of our conversation:
Lucy: Lump appears to have gotten smaller
Uruk:What's next?
Lucy: Radiation and we will see after that
Uruk: Doc, tell me straight - do you think all of the drugs and alcohol I've ingested may have scared the #### out of the cancer?
Lucy: I will see you in five weeks
Congrats on the shrinking bulge.
Are we wearing lapel-tags with FBG handles/real names?
I've been swamped lately, but will try and do a real update before long.
Also, there are a couple of gmtanners who would liek to come, but are having some atypical FBG money concerns.
I have a couple hundred in that FanBall or whatever thing. If someone wants to try and run that up to a total high to cover some airfares, I'd be happy to throw them the keys.
Homer was going to do it, but he's about as reliable as MOP in a movie theater.
You never sent me your login info, jerkass!!!
He came home scared, but I didn't yell. He can't help himself, I can't get angry about that but of course I'm upset. He's on meds that I was hoping we could be taking him off soon. I sat and talked to him twice now. I at least have him calmed down. One of the things he was pissed about was he overheard me (the kid has crazy good hearing) say he was getting spoiled at school by all of the extra help. He was upstairs watching TV at the time and we were in the kitchen. Having him in the house is like being tapped by the feds. Father/son night sounds good but that's rewarding bad behavior and would be bad reinforcement for him. I try to spend as much time as possible, heck all day last Friday with both of them.
One of my favorite movies.Great movie.Sam Stone: [answering the phone] Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this? Well, Ralph, uh, Debbie can't talk right now, my ####'s in her mouth. How about if I have her call you back later when I'm done?Sam Stone: I love wrong numbers.My mom watched this when I was home sick once. I think she was just like "YOLO."http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091877/
I'm at a bar.
Or two drinks. We'll see.
Now I need a hug.Maybe I should just take my own advice.
Thank you
I would like to hug Pete right now.Pete is the same one I learned the "find a random pill on the floor, pop it in your mouth and see what happens" move from.
It's not you, it's me.Man, you guys jinxed me. I planning on stopping off at my drinking spot on the way home but my son just texted me. There's a water leak somewhere in my kitchen and he can't figure out where it is coming from.
FOLLOW THE RATS!!!!!!11!1!!Man, you guys jinxed me. I planning on stopping off at my drinking spot on the way home but my son just texted me. There's a water leak somewhere in my kitchen and he can't figure out where it is coming from.
I hope you get home and he's just pissing on the floor.Man, you guys jinxed me. I planning on stopping off at my drinking spot on the way home but my son just texted me. There's a water leak somewhere in my kitchen and he can't figure out where it is coming from.
I have witnessed this.SLB contacted me today about his flights and two others have purchased their flights. Two are in Dallas and one in Houston and one in Austin- none of whom will be flying. THat leaves another 6-8 confirmed who have not yet made travel arrangements (to my knowledge). I I won't name names but two of them are females and the others are suspected female body parts.Danke, guten GM.Cos, got an update for CosHole? Who's in and who's a female-body-part-we-can't-say-here?2Something something Mexicans getting car insurance something something...Thanks, Gusher & Hocks.She's a stereotypical Chinese "nose-to-the-grindstone" type of lady with zero sense of humor. I was gonna make a joke about her driving, but will wait til I'm either done for or know I've got a chance.Semi-Official Uruk-Tumor Update:
Had some photos taken the other day and it appears that Dean Krzyzewski (my pet name for this *******, named after my two most-hated ACC coaches) MAY have shrunk a tad. Lucy Liu (I wish
Anyway, the following is a partial transcript of our conversation:
Lucy: Lump appears to have gotten smaller
Uruk:
Lucy: Radiation and we will see after that
Uruk: Doc, tell me straight - do you think all of the drugs and alcohol I've ingested may have scared the #### out of the cancer?
Lucy: I will see you in five weeks
Congrats on the shrinking bulge.
Are we wearing lapel-tags with FBG handles/real names?
I've been swamped lately, but will try and do a real update before long.
Also, there are a couple of gmtanners who would liek to come, but are having some atypical FBG money concerns.
I have a couple hundred in that FanBall or whatever thing. If someone wants to try and run that up to a total high to cover some airfares, I'd be happy to throw them the keys.
Homer was going to do it, but he's about as reliable as MOP in a movie theater.
Exhibit A why K4 should move to Milwaukee
This is from Sobelman's. I haven't had one myself but I'm off of work for the next 3 weeks for Daddy Day Care so I think I might treat myself to one of these sometime this weekend. 
I wish it was that easy. Our plumbing is for ####. It seems like once a month I'm fixing/replacing/rigging something.I hope you get home and he's just pissing on the floor.Man, you guys jinxed me. I planning on stopping off at my drinking spot on the way home but my son just texted me. There's a water leak somewhere in my kitchen and he can't figure out where it is coming from.
I kind of like his shtick. He gets results.
This deserves a non-drinking reply. Tomorrow?I need to go back to the office but would like to continue drinking. To-go cup?
Try being a 6 foot tall bald white guy of German heritage. Only thing I'm missing is the I
Hitler sweatshirt.
I look so ####### German that while in any country with a language of possibly Germanic origin, I'm constantly stopped for directions. Might as well get my Sieg Heil (GM sp?) button.Try being a 6 foot tall bald white guy of German heritage. Only thing I'm missing is the I
I look so ####### German that while in any country with a language of possibly Germanic origin, I'm constantly stopped for directions. Might as well get my Sieg Heil (GM sp?) button.Try being a 6 foot tall bald white guy of German heritage. Only thing I'm missing is the I
fräulein
You deserve a roadie.
Man, I hear you.Sucks, was going to be with hot, drunk chicks and GB's tonight. If you're following along on FB, that profile pic of K.L. doesn't do her justice. She really needs to change it.
gold
This post is bentley approved.
First post of page 1969, huh?
She wants me to come.
Even when Homer is sexting her?
I caught that too.She wants me to come.
Why don't you sit down every Sunday together and plan out all meals for the week including bring home/eat out? That's what we do. That way we never have a night where we sit on the couch and stare at each other and figure out what we want.Cooking 5-6 nights a week? Do you have some kind of Pick-style setup?our deal is each week i cook 5-6 nights. wife is responsible for Friday and Friday only. she has to come up with a dine-out option, bring something home or, on very rare occasions, cook.EVERY friday she calls on her way home from work and does her damndest to trick me in to making the decision for her. EVERY friday. every week it's a new angle.
I'd be willing to help out tooI'm able to pitch in to a GMTAN Flight Fund. It can all be on the QT (for you folks not of AARP age, Tanner will be able to tell you what this means).SLB contacted me today about his flights and two others have purchased their flights. Two are in Dallas and one in Houston and one in Austin- none of whom will be flying. THat leaves another 6-8 confirmed who have not yet made travel arrangements (to my knowledge). I I won't name names but two of them are females and the others are suspected female body parts.Danke, guten GM.Cos, got an update for CosHole? Who's in and who's a female-body-part-we-can't-say-here?2Something something Mexicans getting car insurance something something...Thanks, Gusher & Hocks.She's a stereotypical Chinese "nose-to-the-grindstone" type of lady with zero sense of humor. I was gonna make a joke about her driving, but will wait til I'm either done for or know I've got a chance.Semi-Official Uruk-Tumor Update:
Had some photos taken the other day and it appears that Dean Krzyzewski (my pet name for this *******, named after my two most-hated ACC coaches) MAY have shrunk a tad. Lucy Liu (I wish
Anyway, the following is a partial transcript of our conversation:
Lucy: Lump appears to have gotten smaller
Uruk:
Lucy: Radiation and we will see after that
Uruk: Doc, tell me straight - do you think all of the drugs and alcohol I've ingested may have scared the #### out of the cancer?
Lucy: I will see you in five weeks
Congrats on the shrinking bulge.
Are we wearing lapel-tags with FBG handles/real names?
I've been swamped lately, but will try and do a real update before long.
Also, there are a couple of gmtanners who would liek to come, but are having some atypical FBG money concerns.
I have a couple hundred in that FanBall or whatever thing. If someone wants to try and run that up to a total high to cover some airfares, I'd be happy to throw them the keys.
Homer was going to do it, but he's about as reliable as MOP in a movie theater.
either way 
