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AngryWife just called to check in on the boys and ask about my grocery shopping list for tomorrow. I told her I was going to punch her in the uterus if she didn't stop asking mommy questions and told her to go get piss drunk.

Good idea?

 
AngryWife just called to check in on the boys and ask about my grocery shopping list for tomorrow. I told her I was going to punch her in the uterus if she didn't stop asking mommy questions and told her to go get piss drunk.

Good idea?
By the end of the weekend, the bolded will sound like a good idea regardless.
 
AngryWife just called to check in on the boys and ask about my grocery shopping list for tomorrow. I told her I was going to punch her in the uterus if she didn't stop asking mommy questions and told her to go get piss drunk.Good idea?
Things that lead to a divorce or things you can say to your wife only once,
 
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About to have a Torpedo IPA out of a can for the first time. Also on the back porch, possibly in my Longhorn snuggie, listening to some Reckless Kelly.

 
Semi-Official Uruk-Tumor Update:

Had some photos taken the other day and it appears that Dean Krzyzewski (my pet name for this *******, named after my two most-hated ACC coaches) MAY have shrunk a tad. Lucy Liu (I wish :wub: ) still wants to nuke me come January (since I ain't doing it before then), but wants to ramp it up. Looking at a 5-day, 3 week blast of gamma rays. No biggie, as radiation doesn't do much more than make me a little tired (& I suspect some of that is mental).

Anyway, the following is a partial transcript of our conversation:

Lucy: Lump appears to have gotten smaller

Uruk: :unsure: What's next?

Lucy: Radiation and we will see after that

Uruk: Doc, tell me straight - do you think all of the drugs and alcohol I've ingested may have scared the #### out of the cancer?

Lucy: I will see you in five weeks
Best of luck, buddy.
 
Semi-Official Uruk-Tumor Update:

Had some photos taken the other day and it appears that Dean Krzyzewski (my pet name for this *******, named after my two most-hated ACC coaches) MAY have shrunk a tad. Lucy Liu (I wish :wub: ) still wants to nuke me come January (since I ain't doing it before then), but wants to ramp it up. Looking at a 5-day, 3 week blast of gamma rays. No biggie, as radiation doesn't do much more than make me a little tired (& I suspect some of that is mental).

Anyway, the following is a partial transcript of our conversation:

Lucy: Lump appears to have gotten smaller

Uruk: :unsure: What's next?

Lucy: Radiation and we will see after that

Uruk: Doc, tell me straight - do you think all of the drugs and alcohol I've ingested may have scared the #### out of the cancer?

Lucy: I will see you in five weeks
Good luck GBUHWill still be praying for you.

And, :lmao: to the bolded, but hey, ya never know, you could be right. We are praying anyway!
Gracias, mi hermano.Trying to lighten the mood with a Chinese Doctor wasn't my best decision.
No worries. You'll be funny again in an hour anyway
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Thanks to SofaKings for the movember donation!!

http://mobro.co/guster

and for those that don't want to give, but just want to see how awesome I am: My link
Stellar photoshopping MS Painting
MS Paint is like the ironic hipster option for digital photo manipulation.
What are you trying to say?
What is all this now?
 
Thanks to SofaKings for the movember donation!!

http://mobro.co/guster

and for those that don't want to give, but just want to see how awesome I am: My link
Stellar photoshopping MS Painting
MS Paint is like the ironic hipster option for digital photo manipulation.
What are you trying to say?
I've missed the context of this picture, but I completely agree with the sentiment. :goodposting:

 
Thanks to SofaKings for the movember donation!!

http://mobro.co/guster

and for those that don't want to give, but just want to see how awesome I am: My link
Stellar photoshopping MS Painting
MS Paint is like the ironic hipster option for digital photo manipulation.
What are you trying to say?
I've missed the context of this picture, but I completely agree with the sentiment. :goodposting:
all I know is tittays

 
Shuke > that JL girl that posted on your movember page... Does she ever come to Cincy? Does she need someone to show her the town? So hot
1. She works for me.2. She's married.3. She has a huge fake moustache in the only pic on there.
 
Just cracked upmy last can of bud. Two lone stars in the fridge. And I hope I have a couple of sixes of Bombshell Blonde in the car trunk or I will will ahve transition to whiskey

 
I'm glad youse guys are here. I'd hate to be getting drunk alone which is supposedly pathetic.
:goosposting: :banned:
just twisted off the top of a half gallon bottle of Black Velvet. There's just something sophisticated about drink whiskey poured from a plastic jug.
I"m all sorts of sophisticated over here with my Miller Lite
Busch Light here. 6 extra beers in a case!
 
Trumer Pils here.

Brought a Malbec to my parents' house tonight for family dinner. Wife loves the Malbec. This stuff was outstanding.

Bong rip forthcoming. Rain coming down like a biblical flood. Love the way that sounds on my back porch. Considering moving a cot and a sleeping bag outside to listen to it all night long. :unsure:

 
Hi, I'm Bob

ETA Not rehearsed. Walked in on the the broads talking about how sexy I was. lol Me, sexy.

ETA 2 They kissed on me all night. Right in front of their husbands. But its okay. Because I'm Bob. I seriously don't get it. But I like it.

 
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Trumer Pils here.

Brought a Malbec to my parents' house tonight for family dinner. Wife loves the Malbec. This stuff was outstanding.

Bong rip forthcoming. Rain coming down like a biblical flood. Love the way that sounds on my back porch. Considering moving a cot and a sleeping bag outside to listen to it all night long. :unsure:
Loving these storms. I usually keep a window cracked when it's raining out.
 
Oh yeah, Mrs. SLB claimed a stomach ache about 2 hours in. Pretty sure I know where Zooks has been.

I'm slightly disappointed here.
She dragged you there ;)
Trumer Pils here.

Brought a Malbec to my parents' house tonight for family dinner. Wife loves the Malbec. This stuff was outstanding.

Bong rip forthcoming. Rain coming down like a biblical flood. Love the way that sounds on my back porch. Considering moving a cot and a sleeping bag outside to listen to it all night long. :unsure:
Loving these storms. I usually keep a window cracked when it's raining out.
Aren't you supposed to get a "river rain" or some #### this weekend?
 
Since I'm drunk, I would love nothing more than to run for public office. I would win easy. If I didn't have my checkered past. I just want to make a difference, I don't care about anything else. Shoot, financially, it would suck. But I would do it. I was close to running for mayor of our town. Seriously. Then one the contenders called me, he was Chief of Poilce, lots of credentials, came by my house. Talked me out of it. He won. I was 27 at the time. I know lots of people. Problem is, I know lots of people.

 
Since I'm drunk, I would love nothing more than to run for public office. I would win easy. If I didn't have my checkered past. I just want to make a difference, I don't care about anything else. Shoot, financially, it would suck. But I would do it. I was close to running for mayor of our town. Seriously. Then one the contenders called me, he was Chief of Poilce, lots of credentials, came by my house. Talked me out of it. He won. I was 27 at the time. I know lots of people. Problem is, I know lots of people.

 

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