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Patrick Bateman just posted on my profile "####### tool." and called me an idiot in the "Homo" thread. I've never even cross-posted with that nitwit.

Backstory on him?

 
Patrick Bateman just posted on my profile "####### tool." and called me an idiot in the "Homo" thread. I've never even cross-posted with that nitwit.

Backstory on him?
:shrug: I still can't tell how much he's shtick vs how much he's crazy...he's like beej on peyote. Seems a bit unstable. He starts weird threads from time to time and recently posted about giving his little brother a noogie (hat tip to shuke) while in his daughters room. Very strange poster all around. I wouldn't worry about it until PMs you....oh wait. :unsure:

 
Patrick Bateman just posted on my profile "####### tool." and called me an idiot in the "Homo" thread. I've never even cross-posted with that nitwit.

Backstory on him?
:shrug: I still can't tell how much he's shtick vs how much he's crazy...he's like beej on peyote. Seems a bit unstable. He starts weird threads from time to time and recently posted about giving his little brother a noogie (hat tip to shuke) while in his daughters room. Very strange poster all around. I wouldn't worry about it until PMs you....oh wait. :unsure:
Is he the one who jerked-off in his daughter's bed?
 
Patrick Bateman just posted on my profile "####### tool." and called me an idiot in the "Homo" thread. I've never even cross-posted with that nitwit.

Backstory on him?
:shrug: I still can't tell how much he's shtick vs how much he's crazy...he's like beej on peyote. Seems a bit unstable. He starts weird threads from time to time and recently posted about giving his little brother a noogie (hat tip to shuke) while in his daughters room. Very strange poster all around. I wouldn't worry about it until PMs you....oh wait. :unsure:
Is he the one who jerked-off in his daughter's bed?
Yeah, that's what I was implying
 
small town=sucksran into ex twice tonight.
Where exactly do you drink in Gig Harbor, QFC?My dad lives there and there doesn't seem to be much, and everyone seems old (and white).
There are 7 or 8 bars, but only 3 are worth going to. Two of those three close by 11, and the other closes at 12. There's one really awful bar with a 1:45 last call.Tides Tavern is a historical landmark and a pretty good bar, but on the older side. Most people under 30 go to the Hi Yu Hee Hee, which generally has no more than 15 people in it at any given time. There's a Mexican place called El Pueblito, which is called the Pube by locals. It gets crowded for karaoke nights, for the folks that like that kind of thing.Gig Harbor is the whitest place I've ever been. I think there's an Asian guy that lives here. I've met 4 black people in 7 years. There's one Polynesian guy.
 
Partied with Jerry Rice at a bar in that mall at Man Jose. Dude was nice guy, taking pictures with people. I just shook his hand since I was one of the first to notice him.

 
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thinking of starting Locker over Cam this week in timleeg.

Playing timosmachete so I really want to win.

Am I over-thinking it?

Titans should be behind early and often forcing Locker to go to the air. I have no idea how the Panthers will play vs a team in the middle of a tragedy, but I think they will not be running it up and go conservative.

 
'-fish- said:
'Britney Spears said:
'-fish- said:
small town=sucks

ran into ex twice tonight.
Where exactly do you drink in Gig Harbor, QFC?My dad lives there and there doesn't seem to be much, and everyone seems old (and white).
There are 7 or 8 bars, but only 3 are worth going to. Two of those three close by 11, and the other closes at 12. There's one really awful bar with a 1:45 last call.Tides Tavern is a historical landmark and a pretty good bar, but on the older side. Most people under 30 go to the Hi Yu Hee Hee, which generally has no more than 15 people in it at any given time. There's a Mexican place called El Pueblito, which is called the Pube by locals. It gets crowded for karaoke nights, for the folks that like that kind of thing.

Gig Harbor is the whitest place I've ever been. I think there's an Asian guy that lives here. I've met 4 black people in 7 years. There's one Polynesian guy.
!!!This post (pubes excluded) is pretty much exactly what I imagined. I figure most places close at 5:30PM so people can get to their pinochle game or turn in for the night.

I come in from the side by Hwy 16, so I rarely go down near the harbor area. My dad lives off Wollochet (GM).

 
'No. 16 said:
Partied with Jerry Rice at a bar in that mall at Man Jose. Dude was nice guy, taking pictures with people. I just shook his hand since I was one of the first to notice him.
You "partied" with him, huh?
 
'Uruk-Hai said:
Patrick Bateman just posted on my profile "####### tool." and called me an idiot in the "Homo" thread. I've never even cross-posted with that nitwit.Backstory on him?
I couldn't figure out what you said that was actually offensive
 
As promised

FYI, shot was Fireball Whiskey.

I'm back row, 3rd from left. My wife is front left, my niece (beneficiary of your kindness) is next to her, and her mom (my sister) is next, holding the bottle.

I think all told we raised over $10,000 yesterday. :thanks: one more time for helping someone you've never met. I'll stop now before I get all verklemmt.

:banned:

ETA - my wife is SEXY with a bald head :wub:

 
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As promised

FYI, shot was Fireball Whiskey.

I'm back row, 3rd from left. My wife is front left, my niece (beneficiary of your kindness) is next to her, and her mom (my sister) is next, holding the bottle.

I think all told we raised over $10,000 yesterday. :thanks: one more time for helping someone you've never met. I'll stop now before I get all verklemmt.

:banned:
I have to log in?
 
'-fish- said:
'Britney Spears said:
'-fish- said:
small town=sucks

ran into ex twice tonight.
Where exactly do you drink in Gig Harbor, QFC?My dad lives there and there doesn't seem to be much, and everyone seems old (and white).
There are 7 or 8 bars, but only 3 are worth going to. Two of those three close by 11, and the other closes at 12. There's one really awful bar with a 1:45 last call.Tides Tavern is a historical landmark and a pretty good bar, but on the older side. Most people under 30 go to the Hi Yu Hee Hee, which generally has no more than 15 people in it at any given time. There's a Mexican place called El Pueblito, which is called the Pube by locals. It gets crowded for karaoke nights, for the folks that like that kind of thing.

Gig Harbor is the whitest place I've ever been. I think there's an Asian guy that lives here. I've met 4 black people in 7 years. There's one Polynesian guy.
!!!This post (pubes excluded) is pretty much exactly what I imagined. I figure most places close at 5:30PM so people can get to their pinochle game or turn in for the night.

I come in from the side by Hwy 16, so I rarely go down near the harbor area. My dad lives off Wollochet (GM).
I live off that exit, fairly close to downtown. Next time you're here hit me up.
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'shuke said:
Chi -3 (suck it, Cowherd)Jets -6Ind +6.5Cin -1Was +3
Local radio show has a guy named Slim Jim on who is documented 36-17 this year (Cowherd is 39-16)Slim Jim has Chicago this week also (as well as NY over Wash)FWIW :shrug:
I have Seattle +4 and +10 on a teaser. You Bears backers aren't worried about the new guys on the OL protecting Cutler? :unsure:
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'shuke said:
Chi -3 (suck it, Cowherd)Jets -6Ind +6.5Cin -1Was +3
Local radio show has a guy named Slim Jim on who is documented 36-17 this year (Cowherd is 39-16)Slim Jim has Chicago this week also (as well as NY over Wash)FWIW :shrug:
I have Seattle +4 and +10 on a teaser. You Bears backers aren't worried about the new guys on the OL protecting Cutler? :unsure:
They have faith in Cutler's iron personality, and they know that he's unflappable even in the face of pressure the whole game.
 
As promised

FYI, shot was Fireball Whiskey.

I'm back row, 3rd from left. My wife is front left, my niece (beneficiary of your kindness) is next to her, and her mom (my sister) is next, holding the bottle.

I think all told we raised over $10,000 yesterday. :thanks: one more time for helping someone you've never met. I'll stop now before I get all verklemmt.

:banned:
I have to log in?
Oops. Wasn't sure of the difference between "private" and "unlisted". Please to try again?
 
'No. 16 said:
Partied with Jerry Rice at a bar in that mall at Man Jose. Dude was nice guy, taking pictures with people. I just shook his hand since I was one of the first to notice him.
You "partied" with him, huh?
He was dancing with the group of ladies I was breaking off. So we not only partied together we were teammates with a common goal.
 
I would love to go to coshole, by the way, but I'm going to be in Austin in December, and I can't take off from work twice in a fairly close period of time. Expecially considering that my boss quit a little bit ago, and the owner is going to name a replacement in the spring. If I am that replacement, it might mean that I actually can earn something approaching a living wage working in a bike shop. Which would be sweet. Have a drink for me.

 
As promised

FYI, shot was Fireball Whiskey.

I'm back row, 3rd from left. My wife is front left, my niece (beneficiary of your kindness) is next to her, and her mom (my sister) is next, holding the bottle.

I think all told we raised over $10,000 yesterday. :thanks: one more time for helping someone you've never met. I'll stop now before I get all verklemmt.

:banned:
I have to log in?
Oops. Wasn't sure of the difference between "private" and "unlisted". Please to try again?
:thumbup: So great.

 
As promised

FYI, shot was Fireball Whiskey.

I'm back row, 3rd from left. My wife is front left, my niece (beneficiary of your kindness) is next to her, and her mom (my sister) is next, holding the bottle.

I think all told we raised over $10,000 yesterday. :thanks: one more time for helping someone you've never met. I'll stop now before I get all verklemmt.

:banned:

ETA - my wife is SEXY with a bald head :wub:
:lmao: Awesome :thumbup:
 
Second Annual GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Sunday, 12/2. That gives everyone a week to sober up from the long holiday weekend and get in (YSR and UH I'm looking at you two). I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone try to limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, but use your best judgement. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa. I didn't save anyone's address from last year so please send it again.
Mid week bump. Only 3.5 more days to get in. Only 5 people have sent PMs so far.
Bump - I'll be sending out addresses late tonight or tomorrow morning
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
:lmao: Love Grumpy Cat.
As promised

FYI, shot was Fireball Whiskey.

I'm back row, 3rd from left. My wife is front left, my niece (beneficiary of your kindness) is next to her, and her mom (my sister) is next, holding the bottle.

I think all told we raised over $10,000 yesterday. :thanks: one more time for helping someone you've never met. I'll stop now before I get all verklemmt.

:banned:

ETA - my wife is SEXY with a bald head :wub:
That was so awesome. Love when you all look left. :lmao: You indeed did outkick your coverage. :)

 
Second Annual GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Sunday, 12/2. That gives everyone a week to sober up from the long holiday weekend and get in (YSR and UH I'm looking at you two). I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone try to limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, but use your best judgement. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa. I didn't save anyone's address from last year so please send it again.
Mid week bump. Only 3.5 more days to get in. Only 5 people have sent PMs so far.
Bump - I'll be sending out addresses late tonight or tomorrow morning
PM sent. :excited:
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
:lmao: Love Grumpy Cat.
As promised

FYI, shot was Fireball Whiskey.

I'm back row, 3rd from left. My wife is front left, my niece (beneficiary of your kindness) is next to her, and her mom (my sister) is next, holding the bottle.

I think all told we raised over $10,000 yesterday. :thanks: one more time for helping someone you've never met. I'll stop now before I get all verklemmt.

:banned:

ETA - my wife is SEXY with a bald head :wub:
That was so awesome. Love when you all look left. :lmao: You indeed did outkick your coverage. :)
Did you just call him ugly :confused: :unsure:
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
:lmao: Love Grumpy Cat.
As promised

FYI, shot was Fireball Whiskey.

I'm back row, 3rd from left. My wife is front left, my niece (beneficiary of your kindness) is next to her, and her mom (my sister) is next, holding the bottle.

I think all told we raised over $10,000 yesterday. :thanks: one more time for helping someone you've never met. I'll stop now before I get all verklemmt.

:banned:

ETA - my wife is SEXY with a bald head :wub:
That was so awesome. Love when you all look left. :lmao: You indeed did outkick your coverage. :)
Did you just call him ugly :confused: :unsure:
I'm choosing to think she called my wife smoking hot, TYVM.
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
:lmao: Love Grumpy Cat.
As promised

FYI, shot was Fireball Whiskey.

I'm back row, 3rd from left. My wife is front left, my niece (beneficiary of your kindness) is next to her, and her mom (my sister) is next, holding the bottle.

I think all told we raised over $10,000 yesterday. :thanks: one more time for helping someone you've never met. I'll stop now before I get all verklemmt.

:banned:

ETA - my wife is SEXY with a bald head :wub:
That was so awesome. Love when you all look left. :lmao: You indeed did outkick your coverage. :)
Did you just call him ugly :confused: :unsure:
I'm choosing to think she called my wife smoking hot, TYVM.
:yes: I'm amazed that a woman can look that good bald.
Scored a half price ticket to Glengarry Glen Ross on Broadway. Starts in 45 min and Pacino is in the cast. :pickle:
That sounds awesome.
 
Since I'm drunk, I would love nothing more than to run for public office. I would win easy. If I didn't have my checkered past. I just want to make a difference, I don't care about anything else. Shoot, financially, it would suck. But I would do it. I was close to running for mayor of our town. Seriously. Then one the contenders called me, he was Chief of Poilce, lots of credentials, came by my house. Talked me out of it. He won. I was 27 at the time. I know lots of people. Problem is, I know lots of people.
Sounds to me like the problem is that lots of people know you GB.

:unsure:

 
Shticking up the Bears/Hawks thread with ref stuff is fun. Except I don't think anyone else is shticking. I didn't even watch the game.

 
kids are getting to the age where they are repeating things, so Mrs. TF and I really have to watch what we say as we routinely curse like sailors. This is very tough

 

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