GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[proninja]

This is the page where we party

 

[kevzilla]

Random Drunk Girl: Ok so it's weird cause my ex is here with his new girlfriend. You're cute. Can I flirt with you while I'm here?Your Boy Homer: Wanna just go outside and make out for a little bit?Long story short, pretty sure I'm getting laid tonight.

See, you didn't need us for ####.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Graduated high school in 1997

we're the same age, how'd you graduate 4 years after me?

Cuz Im dum

It's not normal to be this hungover at 5 pm.

Pretty sure another beer will help

My divorce attorney was just on CNN with Don Lemon.

Slap it high!

Slow night at the bar. Send me amusing texts, nudie pics, and the like. No videos, Tre.

Thanks for helping out, ####ers.

You're so hot

 

[mr. furley]

Random Drunk Girl: Ok so it's weird cause my ex is here with his new girlfriend. You're cute. Can I flirt with you while I'm here?Your Boy Homer: Wanna just go outside and make out for a little bit?

this is how i imagine it will be when i meet Homer one day

 

[Bogart]

1999. Sabres lost in the Cup finals on some BS and then I moved to Chicago.

http://youtu.be/MvhkLfvDiDsI was in Cancun watching it on tape delay, drunk, and taking multiple shots to start each overtime. I can count on one hand the times I have been happier than that night.

 

[shuke]

shuke college roommate chat logs stays here material?

Do what now?

 

[shuke]

Just got done watching Polar Express with the boys. Cal had his sleigh bell in hand at the end ringing it along with the kid. "I can still hear it, I still believe". Pretty cool.

Just watched bj penn get his ### kicked with my boys. Told my 11 year old to grab me another beer and the 15 year old to get his permit ready cause we need to make a beer run.

 

[Ignoramus]

SIL left her Pinterest thing logged on on my iPad. Aside from pinning all things lesbian, I'm open to shtick suggestions.

 

[proninja]

Olive garden threads never disappoint

 

[cosjobs]

I just paod 15 dollars to sit in a jot wing joint and pull for an underdog. yea America!

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just got done watching Polar Express with the boys. Cal had his sleigh bell in hand at the end ringing it along with the kid. "I can still hear it, I still believe". Pretty cool.

Just watched bj penn get his ### kicked with my boys. Told my 11 year old to grab me another beer and the 15 year old to get his permit ready cause we need to make a beer run.

My son (12) was talking about rolling joints at dinner tonight.

 

[cosjobs]

Bar is full of mexicans. hope i dont get mugged like GM

 

[Guster]

I just paod 15 dollars to sit in a jot wing joint and pull for an underdog. yea America!

 

[mr. furley]

shuke college roommate chat logs stays here material?

Do what now?

hmm, not sure how to explain this. wait, Texas Chainsaw Massacre is being remade?

 

[shuke]

Just got done watching Polar Express with the boys. Cal had his sleigh bell in hand at the end ringing it along with the kid. "I can still hear it, I still believe". Pretty cool.

Just watched bj penn get his ### kicked with my boys. Told my 11 year old to grab me another beer and the 15 year old to get his permit ready cause we need to make a beer run.

My son (12) was talking about rolling joints at dinner tonight.

Context?

 

[bentley]

1999. Sabres lost in the Cup finals on some BS and then I moved to Chicago.

http://youtu.be/MvhkLfvDiDsI was in Cancun watching it on tape delay, drunk, and taking multiple shots to start each overtime. I can count on one hand the times I have been happier than that night.

This right here. I was watching it at an apartment complex in Denton and everyone had their doors open and people hanging out of the balconies drunk as #### yelling about what was going on. We drank everything in the place. I'm pretty sure I ended up mixing rotgut vodka and grape GatorAde at some point. Then we listened to the epic postgame drunkfest Ticket roundtable around 3 in the morning.The first Cowboys/Bills Super Bowl was such a blowout that it lacked the intense joy of that night. Same with Mavs/Heat Game 6. This game sits firmly in second place among my favorite moments in the history of sports (behind Vince Young beating USC in the Rose Bowl by himself). As a baseball fan from the day I was born, the only threat would be if the Rangers were in position to win the World Series, but that never happened.

 

[-fish-]

To think nearly 4000 pages and 100,000 freakin posts and this is my first in this thread.Cliff Notes?

summary on page 1

 

[shuke]

shuke college roommate chat logs stays here material?

Do what now?

hmm, not sure how to explain this. wait, Texas Chainsaw Massacre is being remade?

You lost me.

 

[-fish-]

1999--got married.

 

[flysack]

SIL left her Pinterest thing logged on on my iPad. Aside from pinning all things lesbian, I'm open to shtick suggestions.

Every single overly manly man pic.http://www.quickmeme.com/overly-manly-man/

 

[bentley]

Bar is full of mexicans. hope i dont get mugged like GM

You still live in Texas, right? Pretty sure every bar is the same way.Pluckers?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just got done watching Polar Express with the boys. Cal had his sleigh bell in hand at the end ringing it along with the kid. "I can still hear it, I still believe". Pretty cool.

Just watched bj penn get his ### kicked with my boys. Told my 11 year old to grab me another beer and the 15 year old to get his permit ready cause we need to make a beer run.

My son (12) was talking about rolling joints at dinner tonight.

Context?

Completely comical and honestly have nothing to worry about......yetStill, it completely blindsided me and the Mrs.

 

[bentley]

This thread - nothing happens. Then Woz shows up every few months and tries to make it about him. One of ours sacrificed himself to get rid of Beej. And the wheels off single guys make us married folk feel extremely jealous and extremely relieved about our marital status, often at the same time.

I didn't think it could be done, but Bently pulled off the impossible. :applause:

 

[kevzilla]

Seems to be a lot more posting in the GMTAN than most weekends. 100K anticipation?

 

[proninja]

I'm going to get a seasons pass to the mountain to go ski this weekend. Just ordered my gear today.

 

[cosjobs]

Bar is full of mexicans. hope i dont get mugged like GM

You still live in Texas, right? Pretty sure every bar is the same way.Pluckers?

Buffalo wild wings

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm going to get a seasons pass to the mountain to go ski this weekend. Just ordered my gear today.

Which? Crystal?

 

[phishphan]

shuke college roommate chat logs stays here material?

Do what now?

hmm, not sure how to explain this. wait, Texas Chainsaw Massacre is being remade?

Again, but this time in 3 mother ####ing D.

 

[phishphan]

Bar is full of mexicans. hope i dont get mugged like GM

You still live in Texas, right? Pretty sure every bar is the same way.Pluckers?

Buffalo wild wings

I'd murder small children for some hot wings right now.

 

[cosjobs]

Me and the mexicans r happy

 

[mr. furley]

I'd murder small children for some hot wings right now.

 

[proninja]

I'm going to get a seasons pass to the mountain to go ski this weekend. Just ordered my gear today.

Which? Crystal?

Stevens. They have a pretty sweet deal for shop employees, even though I work on the bike side.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Olive garden threads never disappoint

I don't care. Olive Garden is not that bad.

 

[cosjobs]

I guess I feel safe walking to my car unless there are some nawlins meskins out there

 

[cosjobs]

I hate to leave, but no one hrte intetests me unlesd is a knife fight about to break out. Maybe i dhould go to the Crow Bst

 

[cosjobs]

Bar not bst. stupid "smart phone"+

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The hell?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

2000!!!!111Juan!!One!!!

I like incoherent cos

 

[-fish-]

2000

 

[cosjobs]

More technically and dexteritally challenged.

GB pot andbeet

snf grambling

 

[kevzilla]

We are some prolific dickmittens around here.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GDB beets

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

More technically and dexteritally challenged. GB pot andbeetsnf grambling

THis might be the best post in the 2000 pages of this thread

 

[Idiot Boxer]

2000 - my son was born

 

[Frostillicus]

2000 - I got married.

 

[shuke]

2000 - I probably masturbated

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Ventured into the Gun Buyers Anonymous thread again tonight. I think Mad Cow might have about $100k in arms stockpiled in his Utah compound.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

2000 - I probably masturbated

Whoa

 

[Josie Maran]

2000 - I probably masturbated

OH BULL####

 

[General Malaise]

1999. Sabres lost in the Cup finals on some BS and then I moved to Chicago.

http://youtu.be/MvhkLfvDiDsI was in Cancun watching it on tape delay, drunk, and taking multiple shots to start each overtime. I can count on one hand the times I have been happier than that night.

This right here. I was watching it at an apartment complex in Denton and everyone had their doors open and people hanging out of the balconies drunk as #### yelling about what was going on. We drank everything in the place. I'm pretty sure I ended up mixing rotgut vodka and grape GatorAde at some point. Then we listened to the epic postgame drunkfest Ticket roundtable around 3 in the morning.The first Cowboys/Bills Super Bowl was such a blowout that it lacked the intense joy of that night. Same with Mavs/Heat Game 6. This game sits firmly in second place among my favorite moments in the history of sports (behind Vince Young beating USC in the Rose Bowl by himself). As a baseball fan from the day I was born, the only threat would be if the Rangers were in position to win the World Series, but that never happened.