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proninja
Footballguy
:homersignal:
Josie Maran
Footballguy
flysack
Footballguy
lyrics are actually pretty funny
oordumbbastard:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Glad to hear, Stoneys. And props for "stoned to the bejesus belt".
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Mostly for Homer: (not jailbait related)
Stopped off at my local drinking spot right after work and met my wife. There is a young guy that works there that is a cross between this guy and this guy. and dresses like a hipster/farmer. He's only about 24 but has forgotten more about beer than you and I will ever learn.
His name is Tim. Tonight, for some reason, when he was ringing me up I said "Hey, Tim the Enchanter...how's it going?" Not sure why I had never thought of it before. Perhaps I assumed he was too young.
He didn't miss a beat with "There are some that call me...Tim?"
Right there on the spot I declared him the coolest person under the age of 25 in the universes. Next time I'm in he's going to accept the new name "The Enchancellor".
Stopped off at my local drinking spot right after work and met my wife. There is a young guy that works there that is a cross between this guy and this guy. and dresses like a hipster/farmer. He's only about 24 but has forgotten more about beer than you and I will ever learn.
His name is Tim. Tonight, for some reason, when he was ringing me up I said "Hey, Tim the Enchanter...how's it going?" Not sure why I had never thought of it before. Perhaps I assumed he was too young.
He didn't miss a beat with "There are some that call me...Tim?"
Right there on the spot I declared him the coolest person under the age of 25 in the universes. Next time I'm in he's going to accept the new name "The Enchancellor".
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Josie Maran
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Feel free to join in, Oat. Seems like everyone besides me, Cosjobs, and magicspacehair are married dudes with young(ish) kids.Plus I want to hear more about the bond business and your cousin-in-law Tom Buchanan.This is my favorite thread to just pop into once a week or two. Like 8 conversations going on at once and impossible to understand what the hell is happening, but still
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?I miss the Enchanter.
Guster
Footballguy
My linkFeel free to join in, Oat. Seems like everyone besides me, Cosjobs, and magicspacehair are married dudes with young(ish) kids.Plus I want to hear more about the bond business and your cousin-in-law Tom Buchanan.This is my favorite thread to just pop into once a week or two. Like 8 conversations going on at once and impossible to understand what the hell is happening, but still
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Your reply.[/QUOTE]Even though I know it's coming...even thought I recognize the url before I click it...I still love it.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Nope. Sixteen straight nights of lousy, interrupted, low-oxygen sleep. And counting.My doctor checked in with me today. Told him I was living on chocolate-covered coffee beans and Diet Mountain Dew. That should get his attention.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You know what I do? I put a fan right by my bed and put it on high. I'm 57% sure it pushes fresh air into my nose.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
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krista4
Footballguy
Seriously? He has two. Very, very young as far as I remember. This isn't cool.Are you by chance talking about his wife? I sure as #### hope so.
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Interesting
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Oh c'mon. What's a little competition?
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krista4
Footballguy
Yeah, pretty ####### uncool by any standard.I also don't find the "hey, we think Homer is a pedophile" stuff at all amusing, but obviously I'm on an island on that one, for whatever reason.
Nicaragua is an incredibly poor country with a huge problem of sex trafficking, so any of this is just disgusting to me as it should be for any reasonable person.
krista4
Footballguy
I thought it was just a brewery? Is there any expectation of food there?
Josie Maran
Footballguy
:finger:
Thorn
Footballguy
Time to fire your doctor, GB. Unacceptable.
charvik
Footballguy
No, no high expectations at all, more than a burger being not cold, or any of the food really.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Seriously. Life's too short to be that miserable.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Pretty sure those street marching bands are just fronts for sex trafficking.
Abraham
Footballguy
I like this thread quite a bit, as I know all of you do. So...This is a topic we aren't going any further on. I'm hopeful it's a bit of a misunderstanding and the question is about the wife. But we're going to leave it at that and move on to other things.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Ool
Josie Maran
Footballguy
We're gonna go no sex trafficking for now.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
COSHOLE CANCELED.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Krista is to sex traffic as GM is to inner city living
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I think the only way to handle this is for us all to disband and join other threads.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Not really his fault. The hangup is with my health plan, which is a wholly-owned subsidiary of my employer.
krista4
Footballguy
OK, who's going to suck it up and join the "How I Met Your Mother" thread?Do it for the GMTAN!!!!!!!!!!```````````````1111111111111111oneoneone
Thorn
Footballguy
Can you burn #### down without losing your job?Not really his fault. The hangup is with my health plan, which is a wholly-owned subsidiary of my employer.
Thorn
Footballguy
Don't make me go to NHL off-season thread full-time. Please don't.
krista4
Footballguy
I think if there were a unifying theme of this thread, this should be it. Maybe we should get t-shirts.Can you burn #### down without losing your job?Not really his fault. The hangup is with my health plan, which is a wholly-owned subsidiary of my employer.
krista4
Footballguy
That could be a long wait. :(
krista4
Footballguy
I'm going to take on the NY vs. Chicago pizza thread, just because I've heard in here that that's a tough thread. Just see me as taking one for the team. Actually I think it might be good for us to expand outside this thread now and then, spread our wings and what have you.
BRB.
BRB.
Thorn
Footballguy
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