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'Idiot Boxer said:
Wow. #2 Tanner. Good job. #20 for Cat Shirt Bob ain't bad either.

Cali totally dominating the rankings.

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Oh yeah. The air here is horrid. Smoking is redundant.What the article fails to mention is that it isn't just because of the oil industry. We sit at the ###-end of a horseshoe shaped valley. All of the other crap from north of us ends up down here.

 
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'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Josie Maran said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Josie Maran said:
Slow day around here...did Krista kill everyone or what?
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My linkWhich is better? The dude in the wheelchair going all Royce Gracie on the dude or the assault with the deadly "Caution: Wet Floor" sign?
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Wheelchair guy is hardcore.
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Didn't really sink in that choke though. /joerogan
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Yeah but did you see him sprawl when the crook went for the double-leg? Not an easy thing to do even for people with working legs.
 
I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.

Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.

Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.

:nojaycutler:

 
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'Frostillicus said:
I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.

Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.

Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.

:nojaycutler:
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We had a chili cook-off at work
 
'Frostillicus said:
I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.:nojaycutler:
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good thing you added that last part cuz you were about to get a link.
 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.

Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.

Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.

:nojaycutler:
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We had a chili cook-off at work
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:lmao: you got one anyway I see

 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.

Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.

Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.

:nojaycutler:
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We had a chili cook-off at work
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DIDN'T WORK!SUCKA MC!

 
'heckmanm said:
'YSR said:
'krista4 said:
'Tremendous Upside said:
'krista4 said:
I'm going to get one of those countdown clocks, set it to March 15 (bonus day), and put it in my office. Mr. krista thinks this is too aggressive.
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Beware the Ides of March
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Et TU?
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Loved this.
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Agreed. Took me a second to catch it.
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:) I don't often have clever posts (no comments, please), but I was kind of proud of that one.
 
'Frostillicus said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'Frostillicus said:
I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.

Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.

Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.

:nojaycutler:
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We had a chili cook-off at work
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DIDN'T WORK!SUCKA MC!
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Sorry to keep you guys waiting on this, as I gnow you've been wondering how the gnome gnaming went here at the office. These were the winning names:

MsGnomer

SPARKLE

TOTAL REWARRIOR

ERIN

GNOME FIONA

PICKLES

TRUGNOME

GNORMAN

HOLLY DAY

JEROME THE GNOME

REBOOT

GNOMEO

ROMAN

GNORMA JEAN BAKER

KRINKLETOES THE GNOME

NAOMI
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Each floor got its own gnome, as you might recall. My floor's was:

Holly Day
 
'krista4 said:
Sorry to keep you guys waiting on this, as I gnow you've been wondering how the gnome gnaming went here at the office. These were the winning names:

MsGnomerSPARKLETOTAL REWARRIORERINGNOME FIONAPICKLESTRUGNOMEGNORMANHOLLY DAYJEROME THE GNOMEREBOOTGNOMEOROMANGNORMA JEAN BAKERKRINKLETOES THE GNOMENAOMI
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:mellow:Each floor got its own gnome, as you might recall. My floor's was:

Holly Day
your workplace needs more shooting sprees.
 
'phishphan said:
'krista4 said:
Sorry to keep you guys waiting on this, as I gnow you've been wondering how the gnome gnaming went here at the office. These were the winning names:

MsGnomerSPARKLETOTAL REWARRIORERINGNOME FIONAPICKLESTRUGNOMEGNORMANHOLLY DAYJEROME THE GNOMEREBOOTGNOMEOROMANGNORMA JEAN BAKERKRINKLETOES THE GNOMENAOMI
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:mellow:Each floor got its own gnome, as you might recall. My floor's was:

Holly Day
your workplace needs more shooting sprees. :lmao:
 
'phishphan said:
'krista4 said:
Sorry to keep you guys waiting on this, as I gnow you've been wondering how the gnome gnaming went here at the office. These were the winning names:

MsGnomerSPARKLETOTAL REWARRIORERINGNOME FIONAPICKLESTRUGNOMEGNORMANHOLLY DAYJEROME THE GNOMEREBOOTGNOMEOROMANGNORMA JEAN BAKERKRINKLETOES THE GNOMENAOMI
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:mellow:Each floor got its own gnome, as you might recall. My floor's was:

Holly Day
your workplace needs more shooting sprees. :lmao:
 
'phishphan said:
'krista4 said:
Sorry to keep you guys waiting on this, as I gnow you've been wondering how the gnome gnaming went here at the office. These were the winning names:

MsGnomerSPARKLETOTAL REWARRIORERINGNOME FIONAPICKLESTRUGNOMEGNORMANHOLLY DAYJEROME THE GNOMEREBOOTGNOMEOROMANGNORMA JEAN BAKERKRINKLETOES THE GNOMENAOMI
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:mellow:Each floor got its own gnome, as you might recall. My floor's was:

Holly Day
your workplace needs more shooting sprees. :lmao: :lmao:
 
'krista4 said:
Sorry to keep you guys waiting on this, as I gnow you've been wondering how the gnome gnaming went here at the office. These were the winning names:

MsGnomerSPARKLETOTAL REWARRIORERINGNOME FIONAPICKLESTRUGNOMEGNORMANHOLLY DAYJEROME THE GNOMEREBOOTGNOMEOROMANGNORMA JEAN BAKERKRINKLETOES THE GNOMENAOMI
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:mellow:Each floor got its own gnome, as you might recall. My floor's was:

Holly Day
Sounds like a rejected Bond girl character
 
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