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[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

As I've mentioned before, I play poker every day with Vipul from India and on occasion, when the office has cleared out, I throw on some Ravi Shankar on Spotify.

"Hey, Juan...ready for to play some poker? Let me throw on 'La Cucaracha' and we can get started."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone have a good schtick response for this FB post...

"A homeless man just tried to attack me while dropping off rent. I jumped in my car and he starts trying to break my car window. WTF!!"

softball

 

[General Malaise]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

As I've mentioned before, I play poker every day with Vipul from India and on occasion, when the office has cleared out, I throw on some Ravi Shankar on Spotify.

"Hey, Juan...ready for to play some poker? Let me throw on 'La Cucaracha' and we can get started."

I'M TAKING AN INTEREST IN HIS HOMELAND!!!!111

 

[General Malaise]

Serious question...isn't Jay Culter a diabetic? Shouldn't he be a bit less sloppy with teh boozes?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Serious question...isn't Jay Culter a diabetic? Shouldn't he be a bit less sloppy with teh boozes?

I'm not convinced he cares

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Serious question...isn't Jay Culter a diabetic? Shouldn't he be a bit less sloppy with teh boozes?

Questioning his toughness? Come on, guy.

 

[flysack]

Serious question...isn't Jay Culter a diabetic? Shouldn't he be a bit less sloppy with teh boozes?

DOOOOOOON'T CARE

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Slow day around here...did Krista kill everyone or what?

My linkWhich is better? The dude in the wheelchair going all Royce Gracie on the dude or the assault with the deadly "Caution: Wet Floor" sign?

Wheelchair guy is hardcore.

That could have been me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

As I've mentioned before, I play poker every day with Vipul from India and on occasion, when the office has cleared out, I throw on some Ravi Shankar on Spotify.

"Hey, Juan...ready for to play some poker? Let me throw on 'La Cucaracha' and we can get started."

I'M TAKING AN INTEREST IN HIS HOMELAND!!!!111

"Hey guys...it's Vipul's birthday next week. We should all go in together and rent some cows and then let them wander around the office."

 

[ScottNorwood]

Anyone have a good schtick response for this FB post..."A homeless man just tried to attack me while dropping off rent. I jumped in my car and he starts trying to break my car window. WTF!!"

"hope you're ok"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone have a good schtick response for this FB post..."A homeless man just tried to attack me while dropping off rent. I jumped in my car and he starts trying to break my car window. WTF!!"

"hope you're ok"

This chick can be very melodramatic.

"hope you get raped by a homeless guy"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

To avoid megahippling I'll just put at about 82% of Tanner's posts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyone have a good schtick response for this FB post..."A homeless man just tried to attack me while dropping off rent. I jumped in my car and he starts trying to break my car window. WTF!!"

"hope you're ok"

This chick can be very melodramatic.

"hope you get raped by a homeless guy"

"Did you ride that stink?"

 

[kevzilla]

Serious question...isn't Jay Culter a diabetic? Shouldn't he be a bit less sloppy with teh boozes?

 

[ScottNorwood]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

As I've mentioned before, I play poker every day with Vipul from India and on occasion, when the office has cleared out, I throw on some Ravi Shankar on Spotify.

"Hey, Juan...ready for to play some poker? Let me throw on 'La Cucaracha' and we can get started."

I'M TAKING AN INTEREST IN HIS HOMELAND!!!!111

"Hey guys...it's Vipul's birthday next week. We should all go in together and rent some cows and then let them wander around the office."

 

[kevzilla]

Oh, and I'm home with my new CPAP. The planets, apparently, aligned.

Might need a nap before the game.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Serious question...isn't Jay Culter a diabetic? Shouldn't he be a bit less sloppy with teh boozes?

I'm not convinced he cares

I've seen pics.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Oh, and I'm home with my new CPAP. The planets, apparently, aligned.Might need a nap before the game.

Mine has been bothering me of late. Plus my humidifier doesn't always work. Are the new ones easier to travel with these days? I've had mine since 2008.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Hey, Vipul...I picked up some lunch for everybody but I wasn't sure what you wanted. I got you a cola Slurpee and some jerky."

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Anyone have a good schtick response for this FB post..."A homeless man just tried to attack me while dropping off rent. I jumped in my car and he starts trying to break my car window. WTF!!"

"hope you're ok"

This chick can be very melodramatic.

Wow. That doesn't sound like women to me.

 

[kevzilla]

Oh, and I'm home with my new CPAP. The planets, apparently, aligned.Might need a nap before the game.

Mine has been bothering me of late. Plus my humidifier doesn't always work. Are the new ones easier to travel with these days? I've had mine since 2008.

I can't provide a frame of reference, since my old one was from 1996. I never use the humidifier, and without it, modern ones should be a snap for travel.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyone have a good schtick response for this FB post..."A homeless man just tried to attack me while dropping off rent. I jumped in my car and he starts trying to break my car window. WTF!!"

"hope you're ok"

This chick can be very melodramatic.

Wow. That doesn't sound like women to me.

Mrs. SLB has the habit of not picking her checks up at work since they are direct deposited and the net is barely enough to get you a blow job from a tranny midget with gonorrhea or a #5 value meal at McDonalds.Just now:Me: (Calls home) Hey, did you get your check on Monday?Mrs. SLB: Yes, I put it in the thing on the counter. (The "thing" would be "a file")Me: Would you grab it please.Mrs. SLB: I TOLD YOU I PICKED IT UP ON MONDAY ALREADY!!!!GMSINDIAFRIEND!!!!!!Me: :headexplode: No, get your check, I need to know what you grossed this year.Mrs. SLB: Oh.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Anyone have a good schtick response for this FB post..."A homeless man just tried to attack me while dropping off rent. I jumped in my car and he starts trying to break my car window. WTF!!"

"hope you're ok"

This chick can be very melodramatic.

Wow. That doesn't sound like women to me.

True. I'm sure what really happened was more along the lines of this homeless guy mumbled something at her. She got spooked and he continued talking to her through the window.

Ask her why a homeless person is paying rent.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

As I've mentioned before, I play poker every day with Vipul from India and on occasion, when the office has cleared out, I throw on some Ravi Shankar on Spotify.

"Hey, Juan...ready for to play some poker? Let me throw on 'La Cucaracha' and we can get started."

I'M TAKING AN INTEREST IN HIS HOMELAND!!!!111

"Hey guys...it's Vipul's birthday next week. We should all go in together and rent some cows and then let them wander around the office."

As a person that spends half his day talking to people from and in India....

 

[Josie Maran]

Anyone have a good schtick response for this FB post..."A homeless man just tried to attack me while dropping off rent. I jumped in my car and he starts trying to break my car window. WTF!!"

"hope you're ok"

This chick can be very melodramatic.

Wow. That doesn't sound like women to me.

True. I'm sure what really happened was more along the lines of this homeless guy mumbled something at her. She got spooked and he continued talking to her through the window.

There was a killer in her back seat and the homeless guy saved her life.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.:nojaycutler:

Do you work for a company that only has 3 letters in the name, and they are all the same?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Oh, and I'm home with my new CPAP. The planets, apparently, aligned.Might need a nap before the game.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hideo Gnomo

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.:nojaycutler:

Do you work for a company that only has 3 letters in the name, and they are all the same?

3M does Blu ray now?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Wouldn't surprise me

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone have a good schtick response for this FB post..."A homeless man just tried to attack me while dropping off rent. I jumped in my car and he starts trying to break my car window. WTF!!"

"hope you're ok"

This chick can be very melodramatic.

Wow. That doesn't sound like women to me.

True. I'm sure what really happened was more along the lines of this homeless guy mumbled something at her. She got spooked and he continued talking to her through the window.

There was a killer in her back seat and the homeless guy saved her life.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hideo Gnomo

 

[Rustoleum]

Faith Gnomore

 

[Bogart]

Hideo Gnomo

Faith Gnomore

:slowclap:

 

[heckmanm]

Gnomeans Gno?

 

[Britney Spears]

Here you go, beer dorks....

Beer aficionados are pouncing at the rare opportunity to buy one of the world's most elusive and revered beers for the first - and perhaps only - time in the United States.It is called Westvleteren XII, and it is often hailed as the "world's best beer" by reviewers and fans.Westvleteren XII is produced by Trappist monks in Belgium and sold at the abbey of Saint Sixtus in the Belgian countryside. The beer can usually only be purchased by reservation at the abbey - and reservations are extremely hard to come by.But when the abbey found itself hurting for money for an expensive renovation, the monks reluctantly made the decision to sell the beer outside of the walls of the monastery on a one-time-only basis."I think it will be the last [time]," Westvleteren Brewery spokesman Mark Bode told NPR. "They say, 'We are monks, we don't want to be too commercial. We needed some money to help us buy the new abbey and that's it,' Back to normal again."Beginning today, limited quantities of the beer are being sold in the U.S. and abroad. A number of stores have been sent "bricks" of the beer, which include six bottles and two glasses from the monastery. The gift box retails for $84.99."The phone has been ringing off the hook," Megan McBrayer, manager at New York City's Beer Table Pantry, told ABCNews.com. She said the store received 24 cases of the beer and has already sold many of them.McBrayer said beer lovers are taken with "the whole mystique about it and the rarity of it.""It consistently rates as one of the best beers in the world," she said. "It's been something that [beer lovers] have wanted for a long time, but it's been completely unattainable."

I smuggled a few of these back from Bruges. It is extremely tasty.

 

[phishphan]

I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.:nojaycutler:

Do you work for a company that only has 3 letters in the name, and they are all the same?

3M does Blu ray now?

Oh good. I thought he worked for white supremacists.

 

[Frostillicus]

I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.:nojaycutler:

Do you work for a company that only has 3 letters in the name, and they are all the same?

No but some of my friends do.

 

[Frostillicus]

Hideo Gnomo

Winner

 

[proninja]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

As I've mentioned before, I play poker every day with Vipul from India and on occasion, when the office has cleared out, I throw on some Ravi Shankar on Spotify.

"Hey, Juan...ready for to play some poker? Let me throw on 'La Cucaracha' and we can get started."

I'M TAKING AN INTEREST IN HIS HOMELAND!!!!111

"Hey guys...it's Vipul's birthday next week. We should all go in together and rent some cows and then let them wander around the office."

POTY

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That Tanner dude is kind of funny.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mac, you coming to Coshurakdrunkhole? I think you're somewhat in the vicinity?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Which, BTW, what happens in the GMTAN stays in the GMTAN right? Mrs. SLB knows how I'm pretty much an open book here but it's a out of sight, out of mind thing. We're all cool on this right? I would hate for her to hear about those rooster pics I sent out a few months ago.

 

[bentley]

Which, BTW, what happens in the GMTAN stays in the GMTAN right? Mrs. SLB knows how I'm pretty much an open book here but it's a out of sight, out of mind thing. We're all cool on this right? I would hate for her to hear about those rooster pics I sent out a few months ago.

Sorry that I missed out on these.Would it be wrong to bring JR to some of the events? He's already a veteran tailgater, and I'm thinking that YSR could use the practice.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Kristen Stewart on Daily Show now. Most uncomfortable interview ever.

 

[Josie Maran]

Your friendly neighborhood alcoholic/insomniac, who has been very good this week, accidentally cracked a beer at 10 o'clock. This is gonna be ugly.

Over/Under on bedtime is being set at 6:30am. I'm taking the over.

 

[Josie Maran]

Kristen Stewart on Daily Show now. Most uncomfortable interview ever.

Is any interview with her comfortable? She seems like a spectacularly unpleasant person.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Which, BTW, what happens in the GMTAN stays in the GMTAN right? Mrs. SLB knows how I'm pretty much an open book here but it's a out of sight, out of mind thing. We're all cool on this right? I would hate for her to hear about those rooster pics I sent out a few months ago.

Sorry that I missed out on these.Would it be wrong to bring JR to some of the events? He's already a veteran tailgater, and I'm thinking that YSR could use the practice.

Can he cut a cigar?

 

[Tecumseh]

Cat Shirt Bob posted to Tecumseh16 minutes agoHappy Birthday Tec!! You get more awesome every day. I know really ugly people get more awesome every day too but this is different somehow. You get awesome like wine gets better or Swiss cheese gets holier. What's with Switzerland anyway? I could go a whole year without even thinking of that country. They should merge with Italy or one of them African countries like Tasmania to be more relevant to the world like you. If Switzerland were overrun with zombies, how long would it take the rest of the world to find out? I think Eskimos need to invade Switzerland because they'd appreciate the different seasons. Unfortunately, we'd then risk all our Eskimos turning into zombies. To tell you the truth, I don't even believe in Eskimos. I do believe in you though! I believe in you and your birthday today!

Thanks, brother.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Kristen Stewart on Daily Show now. Most uncomfortable interview ever.

Is any interview with her comfortable? She seems like a spectacularly unpleasant person.

Never seen one before. It was like interviewing a dead person.