GM's thread about nothing (39 Viewers)

[krista4]

I'm reviewing resumes, watching football, and drinking. Here are my resume tips so far today (I've only made it through three so far):

-If you've been a practicing lawyer for over 20 years, please don't put on your resume that you were captain of your high school football team.

-Don't try to cover your lack of experience by attaching copies of what appear to be two briefs you wrote, especially given that this is not a litigation job. I'm not reading that ####, and also this.

 

[krista4]

Hmmm, first time I've seen a resume that was written entirely in the third person. Also, under languages, states that he is fluent in English.

 

[General Malaise]

Hmmm, first time I've seen a resume that was written entirely in the third person. Also, under languages, states that he is fluent in English.

GM likes this.

 

[Abraham]

Hmmm, first time I've seen a resume that was written entirely in the third person. Also, under languages, states that he is fluent in English.

Well, is he telling the truth?

 

[bentley]

Angrywide and Yuke at the hospital emergency room with probable RSV. I'm drinking beer and throwing rocks in the creek with JR. Its good to be the dad.

 

[bentley]

Hmmm, first time I've seen a resume that was written entirely in the third person. Also, under languages, states that he is fluent in English.

That's good shtick.

 

[krista4]

Hmmm, first time I've seen a resume that was written entirely in the third person. Also, under languages, states that he is fluent in English.

GM likes this.

Mr. Emanuel not only wrote about Mr. Emanuel's experience in the third person, but Mr. Emanuel called Mr. Emanuel "Mr.".

 

[krista4]

Hmmm, first time I've seen a resume that was written entirely in the third person. Also, under languages, states that he is fluent in English.

Well, is he telling the truth?

Ms. krista4 will never know because Ms. krista4 will not be advancing him to the next stage in the process.

 

[Osaurus]

Aaron>hope your Bills keep it close today.Ok, no I don't

I'm in Wyoming. Not sure I could care less but they are still our bills.

Where at in the 307?the whole state is in 1 area code

 

[Captain Quinoa]

start Cobb

 

[krista4]

start Cobb

What I really could have used was someone to tell me to start Dennis Pitta and his 31.5 points. He wasn't even a consideration.

Also, I could still win.

 

[strykerpks]

Smokin Jay Cutler Aaron Rodgers

 

[cosjobs]

In thousands of football games, I've never seen a players butt completely exposed like Murray's just was.

 

[krista4]

In thousands of football games, I've never seen a players butt completely exposed like Murray's just was.

How did I miss this? Rewinding.

 

[Sarnoff]

Smokin Jay Cutler Aaron Rodgers

"Both classless and arrogant," I still say.

 

[cosjobs]

In thousands of football games, I've never seen a players butt completely exposed like Murray's just was.

How did I miss this? Rewinding.

You'll need to back up a way. I mistakenly posted that in the school shooting thread first.

 

[proninja]

My team is being accused of running up the score for the second straight week. Because it's true. They're fake punting up by 30, and just scored 50 for two consecutive weeks. First time that's happened since 1950.

This "being a fan of a good team" thing could be fun

 

[krista4]

In thousands of football games, I've never seen a players butt completely exposed like Murray's just was.

How did I miss this? Rewinding.

Oh, why yes, he did.

 

[krista4]

In thousands of football games, I've never seen a players butt completely exposed like Murray's just was.

How did I miss this? Rewinding.

You'll need to back up a way. I mistakenly posted that in the school shooting thread first.

 

[General Malaise]

In thousands of football games, I've never seen a players butt completely exposed like Murray's just was.

How did I miss this? Rewinding.

You'll need to back up a way. I mistakenly posted that in the school shooting thread first.

Pittsburgh just scored a TD. In Dallas. And the crowd went bananas. Is that normal? Dallas fans used to HATE Pitt. Is the new stadium more friendly for visitors? Very weird....

 

[General Malaise]

Tom Cruise is 5 foot 2 inches and nearly 60 years old. And yet Hollywood is trying to sell me on the fact that he's an asssss kicking force that could use Tre for toilet paper? Really? This is why I hate movies.

 

[cosjobs]

Tom Cruise is 5 foot 2 inches and nearly 60 years old. And yet Hollywood is trying to sell me on the fact that he's an asssss kicking force that could use Tre for toilet paper? Really? This is why I hate movies.

Sounds like you hate tre

 

[General Malaise]

Tom Cruise is 5 foot 2 inches and nearly 60 years old. And yet Hollywood is trying to sell me on the fact that he's an asssss kicking force that could use Tre for toilet paper? Really? This is why I hate movies.

Sounds like you hate tre

I love Tre! Just can't believe Tom Cruise as a billy badasss.

 

[bentley]

GM - Dallas fans weren't that enthusiastic to start with and now Jerry has stolen our will to live.

 

[Bogart]

In thousands of football games, I've never seen a players butt completely exposed like Murray's just was.

How did I miss this? Rewinding.

You'll need to back up a way. I mistakenly posted that in the school shooting thread first.

Pittsburgh just scored a TD. In Dallas. And the crowd went bananas. Is that normal? Dallas fans used to HATE Pitt. Is the new stadium more friendly for visitors? Very weird....

Im hearing its 50/50 Dallas/Stiller fans there today. Pathetic by the home team.

 

[General Malaise]

There's some of that Tony Romo magic...

 

[Frostillicus]

It must be hell being a Cowboy fan.

 

[Bogart]

It must be hell being a Cowboy fan.

But I still don't blame Romo. It all on Jerry Jones.

 

[mr. furley]

my wife can barely handle herself much less two kids. they know this and exploit it to their advantage.

the next 15 or so years should be magical

 

[Abraham]

How do you not go for that?

 

[mr. furley]

wife just took a shoe to the shin from 5 paces. very proud of her. i know if i were in that situation i would have done the same thing.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Having an owner make personnel decisions is pretty awesome.

 

[General Malaise]

It must be hell being a Cowboy fan.

And yet, they still may win this game.

 

[cosjobs]

It must be hell being a Cowboy fan.

It was a great ride for decades. Now its very, very painful.

 

[YSR]

There's some of that Tony Romo magic...

 

[General Malaise]

I live betted the Steelers. Cowboys are assured a victory now. Winning!

 

[Standing Hampton]

wife just took a shoe to the shin from 5 paces. very proud of her. i know if i were in that situation i would have done the same thing.

And no one cares what you would do.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oof, Steelers.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I live betted the Steelers. Cowboys are assured a victory now. Winning!

Only way to get out of a betting rut is to bet some more

 

[General Malaise]

I live betted the Steelers. Cowboys are assured a victory now. Winning!

 

[General Malaise]

I live betted the Steelers. Cowboys are assured a victory now. Winning!

Only way to get out of a betting rut is to bet some more

I should have just smoked the money. Would have enjoyed it more.

 

[Bogart]

Because you care, thanks to RGIII going down I had to pick up Carson Palmer and Russell Wilson. Flipped a coin and started Carson. He gets me 7 points, Wilson goes for 39. YET, if Ridley gets 2 little tiny points, just 20 yards, I will win the freaking game and go into the championship.

Sometimes I love Magic Football.

 

[General Malaise]

Because you care, thanks to RGIII going down I had to pick up Carson Palmer and Russell Wilson. Flipped a coin and started Carson. He gets me 7 points, Wilson goes for 39. YET, if Ridley gets 2 little tiny points, just 20 yards, I will win the freaking game and go into the championship.Sometimes I love Magic Football.

well, I hate magic football today. And I hate gambling and I hate Collin Cowherd and I hate the new Tom Cruise movie and I hate hangovers and cigarettes and Polish strippers and rain and I hate...hold on, how in the hell are you in a league where Russell Wilson is a Free Agent? 5 team league?

 

[UOFI_316]

Angrywide and Yuke at the hospital emergency room with probable RSV. I'm drinking beer and throwing rocks in the creek with JR. Its good to be the dad.

Probably don't want to call her this to her face.

 

[Otis]

Sorry about your Bills, Aaron.

 

[SofaKings]

my wife can barely handle herself much less two kids. they know this and exploit it to their advantage.the next 15 or so years should be magical

Seems like you were just tying the knot yesterday. Time flies.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I hate hangovers and cigarettes and Polish strippers...

Woah, woah, woah...let's not get carried away here.

 

[bentley]

Angrywide and Yuke at the hospital emergency room with probable RSV. I'm drinking beer and throwing rocks in the creek with JR. Its good to be the dad.

Probably don't want to call her this to her face.

Might make her angry if I did that.

They're still at the waiting room. Pointing out that patients are seen according to need rather than time and that she probably should have just waited until tomorrow and taken him to the regular doctor was apparently not the appropriate response when she called to ##### about how long they'd been there.

 

[Bogart]

Because you care, thanks to RGIII going down I had to pick up Carson Palmer and Russell Wilson. Flipped a coin and started Carson. He gets me 7 points, Wilson goes for 39. YET, if Ridley gets 2 little tiny points, just 20 yards, I will win the freaking game and go into the championship.Sometimes I love Magic Football.

well, I hate magic football today. And I hate gambling and I hate Collin Cowherd and I hate the new Tom Cruise movie and I hate hangovers and cigarettes and Polish strippers and rain and I hate...hold on, how in the hell are you in a league where Russell Wilson is a Free Agent? 5 team league?

I'll bet he manages the other 4 teams as well.

Finger to you Bucky. Go ask if you should hold her hand or not in the iDating thread. Wilson was dropped this week and I had top waiver pick.

 

[kevzilla]

When did the Patriots turn into Johnny Fumblefingers?

Also, day-drunk Krista.